Valentine's Day

[luv]

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[eDave]

Blissfully single.

[Hammock Parties]

i'm going to love myself

we've been together for almost a year now

[pugsnotdrugs19]

i'm going to love myself

we've been together for almost a year now

Pullin’ that pecker

[FlaChief58]

Hmmm, candy, shopping and a chick flick. Sounds like you're planning a really nice V-day for your SO. Especially if he's a woman.

[loochy]

My wife doesn't like Valentine's day, so I'm not required to either.

[TwistedChief]

My wife doesn't like Valentine's day, so I'm not required to either.

My wife doesn't like Valentine's Day either, but she requires me to celebrate it as if it were the birthdate of the messiah Patrick Mahomes himself.

[2112]

I’ll eat raisins and hard boiled eggs. Dutch oven

[Rasputin]

Ladies if you want make your man happy on Valentine's day a gift card to Bass Pro Shop is the perfect gift.

[Frosty]

My wife doesn't like Valentine's day, so I'm not required to either.

My wife and I have been married 30 years and we've never done anything for V Day outside of maybe a card when we were dating.

[007]

Already did it last Saturday. Dinner at red lobster and curtain shopping.

[KCUnited]

My favorite thing about Valentines Day is seeing all the "I love you" posts on Facebook from dudes. Basically confirming to all their friends and family that they've fucked up hard within the last year.

[luv]

Hmmm, candy, shopping and a chick flick. Sounds like you're planning a really nice V-day for your SO. Especially if he's a woman.

I couldn't get alcohol delivered, it's a mutual interest movie, and it's shopping for our son. Great attempt at an insult, though! :thumb:

[Eleazar]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If he's busy on V-day
The side chick is you

[Dayze]

last night, my wife and I were watching TV, and a V-day commercial came on TV; we both sort of stared the TV, and she asked "is it really Vday this upcoming week", I said "yup". and she just let out a sigh and said "jesus..."

lol.
neither one of us really do anything for V day other than a card. and we might go to dinner at some point in the next month, but nothing in terms of a special expensive ass dinner. more Like OK Joes, or Gordon Biercsch etc.

hell, we stil haven't gone to dinner yet for our anniversary back in October LMAO. we're both too busy; she's finally come around the last few years that Vday is just a marketing gimmick, like every other holiday or otherwise that's marketed for you to 'celebrate' each month of the year to get you to spend money.

we pretty much do things together all the time, so a 'special' Vday celebration is sort of pointless.

thank god. My buddy has a wife who is allllll about Valentine's Day. He stresses about it from New years until Vday, and drops a boat load of $ each Vday. That would drive me insane.

[ptlyon]

The irony of this thread and Dayze's post.

I was standing in line at home depot just a little bit ago and realized, for whatever reason, V day is this week. I said to myself, "fuck".

All we ever do is exchange cards, but dammit, I hate picking out cards.

[Hammock Parties]

Go to Le Fou Frog and stage a nasty breakup. Have "the other woman" come in and spill the beans.

First woman leaves. Second woman sits down and finishes dinner with the nefarious gentleman.

Film it. Edit it. Youtube profit.

[Fire Me Boy!]

We don't do anything. It's just another day.

[luv]

last night, my wife and I were watching TV, and a V-day commercial came on TV; we both sort of stared the TV, and she asked "is it really Vday this upcoming week", I said "yup". and she just let out a sigh and said "jesus..."

lol.
neither one of us really do anything for V day other than a card. and we might go to dinner at some point in the next month, but nothing in terms of a special expensive ass dinner. more Like OK Joes, or Gordon Biercsch etc.

hell, we stil haven't gone to dinner yet for our anniversary back in October LMAO. we're both too busy; she's finally come around the last few years that Vday is just a marketing gimmick, like every other holiday or otherwise that's marketed for you to 'celebrate' each month of the year to get you to spend money.

we pretty much do things together all the time, so a 'special' Vday celebration is sort of pointless.

thank god. My buddy has a wife who is allllll about Valentine's Day. He stresses about it from New years until Vday, and drops a boat load of $ each Vday. That would drive me insane.
Valentine's Day is the day we became "officially" exclusive, so it's kind of like an anniversary for us. My man sucks at remembering dates, so we made it Valentine's Day just so he'd remember...lol. I'll admit that I'm more into it than he he, and I'm fine with that. Getting gifts is not my love language. I've always been a gift giver.

[Dayze]

last year the wife and I decided to get each other the most awful, cringe worthy, gaudy card possible.

it was pretty fun.

[luv]

The irony of this thread and Dayze's post.

I was standing in line at home depot just a little bit ago and realized, for whatever reason, V day is this week. I said to myself, "****".

All we ever do is exchange cards, but dammit, I hate picking out cards.

For being a gift giver, cards are my Achilles heel. If I don't find something that stands out to me as absolutely "perfect" within the first three cards, then I settle fast. I hate standing there reading cards.

[Titty Meat]

steak and bj


thread

[luv]

steak and bj


thread

That's March 14th.

[Dayze]

For being a gift giver, cards are my Achilles heel. If I don't find something that stands out to me as absolutely "perfect" within the first three cards, then I settle fast. I hate standing there reading cards.

there's a great standup bit from Kevin James that perfectly captures your dilema.

I'm the same way though; I try to find something, then narrow my focus pretty fast. I somehow justify whatever i end up getting pretty quickly lol.
"hmmm. a cartoon python saying 'you're sssssssssssssso, sssssssssssweet".....yep, that's perfect"

[Fire Me Boy!]

Valentine's Day is the day we became "officially" exclusive, so it's kind of like an anniversary for us. My man sucks at remembering dates, so we made it Valentine's Day just so he'd remember...lol. I'll admit that I'm more into it than he he, and I'm fine with that. Getting gifts is not my love language. I've always been a gift giver.Interesting post. I'm curious how many people know their own love language, let alone their SO's.

[MahiMike]

My wife doesn't believe in made up holidays and that's why I love her so much.

[luv]

Interesting post. I'm curious how many people know their own love language, let alone their SO's.

His is acts of service, and mine is words of affirmation. :)

His is clear without him having to take the little test. There were a few that fit me, so I decided to take it one day. Words of affirmation squeaked by ahead of quality time. With him being in the restaurant industry, our kiddo fulfills any quality time I feel I need from anyone.

[eDave]

I did have a woman get me her number at at reggae festival on Saturday. We've texted a bit. I might ask her out for that night but right now I don't want to have to clean my car, nor go down that road at all.

[Monty]

Wife is out out of town helping her Mom. Flowers and chocolates ordered for delivery and we'll do something when she gets back. She likes the chocolates more than the flowers, but our day to day is way more important than the Hallmark holiday. :)

[MahiMike]

You're welcome.

[Kiimo]

Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:

1. No gifts
2. We eat pizza.

This is why she's the future wife.

[alpha_omega]

I did have a woman get me her number at at reggae festival on Saturday......

Forget the number, tell us about the reggae fest (who, what, when, where, etc.)

[JD10367]

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[ptlyon]

Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:

1. No gifts
2. We eat pizza.

This is why she's the future wife.

That's great.

What kind of pizza?

[eDave]

Forget the number, tell us about the reggae fest (who, what, when, where, etc.)

It was a small festival (two days). Saturday and Sunday. I didn't go Sunday because I have to adult on Monday. I'm wading into the whole reggae thing, but liking it so far.

https://arizonarootsfestival.com/schedule

Much bigger and better coming up. Lady I met wants me to go...

https://www.facebook.com/daysonthegreen/photos/gm.2320283768196361/2049008855392480/?type=3&theater

[tooge]

my loving and sense filled wife and I have been married long enough to know that Valentines day is a Hallmark sham. We will make a nice dinner at home together but otherwise it's just a normal day.

[Monty]

Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:

1. No gifts
2. We eat pizza.

This is why she's the future wife.

She's a keeper.

[alpha_omega]

It was a small festival (two days). Saturday and Sunday. I didn't go Sunday because I have to adult on Monday. I'm wading into the whole reggae thing, but liking it so far.

https://arizonarootsfestival.com/schedule

Much bigger and better coming up. Lady I met wants me to go...

https://www.facebook.com/daysonthegreen/photos/gm.2320283768196361/2049008855392480/?type=3&theater

Interesting and thank you for sharing. I wasn't sure where you were located at...just had some friends get back from this fest....
https://www.onelovecalifest.com

[Iowanian]

Since it's a lady-centric holiday, might leave the fart fan on when I leave the outhouse.


I see so much crap online about the long lists of things a man needs to do for a woman, but I don't see shit about what the woman needs to do for her man to show regular appreciation.

Welcome to equality. To celebrate, I'll probably let my valentine know the farm payment is due and how much we owe in taxes since i'm having them done wed.

[luv]

For the record, I added reservations to a steakhouse after the movie. THEN we'll go shopping for the kiddo. :)

[eDave]

Interesting and thank you for sharing. I wasn't sure where you were located at...just had some friends get back from this fest....
https://www.onelovecalifest.com

Nice. That's like both of mine combined. I saw Iration a few months ago and it was kickass. So I'm now getting into reggae.

So much pot. At one point I had a joint in each hand and a couple waiting to be passed to me. Crowd seems nice.

[threebag]

Pullin’ that pecker

Probably not just his...

[Bwana]

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[Hammock Parties]

Probably not just his...

it's 2019

multiple planeteers confirmed via facebook i was once in a relationship with a woman

"gochiefs is gay" jokes don't hold water anymore

[jjjayb]

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[wheeler08]

I was smart and got married the week before Valentine’s Day. We’ve been married 5 years this week and we might go out for a nice dinner for anniversary and Valentine’s Day is a week later and we’re like meh, we just went out.

[TrebMaxx]

We don't do much for Valentines. Maybe some chocolate covered strawberries from the Chocolate Factory and I also go and get a box of those grade school type of cards that kids give to their classmates. I set them all over the dash of her car after she goes to bed with little notes on them. She gets a kick out of it.

[Why Not?]

nor go down that road at all.

Now when you say “go down that road”, can we get clarification on what you mean? You have a history, you know.

[bevischief]

Blissfully single.

This.

[Hammock Parties]

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[KCrockaholic]

Wifes birthday is a week before V day. But the "holiday" itself really doesn't mean shit to me. I don't need a holiday to tell me to show more affection or to make sure I have sex tonight. I do that regardless. To me it's a teenager holiday.

[Kman34]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzX2OSZUYAIM5wb.jpg

[Titty Meat]

Well shit. I just licked a friend of mines FGs pussy

[seaofred]

Wife and I don't do much. We will get each other cards and have a nice steak dinner.

[scho63]

I did have a woman get me her number at at reggae festival on Saturday. We've texted a bit. I might ask her out for that night but right now I don't want to have to clean my car, nor go down that road at all.

Does she wear dreadlocks in her hair down there? :hmmm:

[luv]

Decanter got delivered. I got a text saying "you dork". Mission accomplished. :)

[Hammock Parties]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzYvRHgV4AAOn-W.jpg

[SuperBowl4]

Decanter got delivered. I got a text saying "you dork". Mission accomplished. :):thumb:

[KChiefs1]

i'm going to love myself

we've been together for almost a year now


How are Rosie & her sisters doing?

[KChiefs1]

Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:



1. No gifts

2. We eat pizza.



This is why she's the future wife.


Make sure it’s a heart shaped one.

[ptlyon]

Make sure it’s a heart shaped one.

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[eDave]

Does she wear dreadlocks in her hair down there? :hmmm:

She didn't have any on her head so I assume not. Doesn't matter anyway as I learned she lives in Sierra Vista. I'm not driving all the way down there for a date I was hesitant to set in the first place. It's off.

[eDave]

Well shit. I just licked a friend of mines FGs pussy

Stop going down on your mom. FFS man.

[Clyde Frog]

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[suzzer99]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ <a href="https://t.co/A1GD0UlEwu">pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu</a></p>&mdash; Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I give them 6 more months.

[suzzer99]

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[eDave]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ <a href="https://t.co/A1GD0UlEwu">pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu</a></p>&mdash; Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I give them 6 more months.

Nobody of substance gives a shit Kim.

[1claire]

All I see is flowers and chocolates on my newsfeed.

[JD10367]

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[stevieray]

My wife asked me tonight if it bothered me that she's not that big on Valentine's Day...


:)

[gblowfish]

Mrs. B does community theater stuff, and she's in the middle of a new play that's going on in April. So she's off doing that work tonight. We'll have our VD on Saturday. I buy her purple roses (She's a KSU wildcat) and get her and card and some chocolate every year. We've been married 24 years. It works for us.

[TribalElder]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ <a href="https://t.co/A1GD0UlEwu">pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu</a></p>&mdash; Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I give them 6 more months.

Kenny won’t be the only one blowing sacks today

[GloryDayz]

Hockey practice...

[luv]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ <a href="https://t.co/A1GD0UlEwu">pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu</a></p>&mdash; Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I give them 6 more months.

Is it weird that there's no furniture?

[SuperBowl4]

Too many roses for furniture

[scho63]

I'm sending Andy Reid a 25 pound box of chocolates

[Bugeater]

I'm sending him a 25 pound cheeseburger

[luv]

My predicament this year is what to get my boyfriend's mom for her birthday, which is a few days after Valentine's Day, but we won't focus on that.

This year, I'm thinking the good ol' steak and BJ thing will have to work for my man.

[Tnerped]

My predicament this year is what to get my boyfriend's mom for her birthday, which is a few days after Valentine's Day, but we won't focus on that.

This year, I'm thinking the good ol' steak and BJ thing will have to work for my man.

Would work for any normal man. Hell, that's pretty much all I need every day.

[Kopinto]

I guess it's high time to renew the thread or create a new one. Anyone wanna throw out some ideas for cool gifts (other than dinner, flowers and chocolate)?
Here's some obvious ideas that I won't do (too easy):
Any ideas?

I have always hated to give flowers on any occasions. It is better to take out for a movie (but not in 2020 of course) :shake:

[POND_OF_RED]

I have always hated to give flowers on any occasions. It is better to take out for a movie (but not in 2020 of course) :shake:

I think it’s OK to see a movie depending on the proximity of where she lives.

This girl lives close to you?

[SuperBowl4]

My predicament this year is what to get my boyfriend's mom for her birthday, which is a few days after Valentine's Day, but we won't focus on that.

This year, I'm thinking the good ol' steak and BJ thing will have to work for my man.http://youtu.be/IYVT8vC88nQ :thumb: