Explaining cooper barrett

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

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In your own words.

Go.

Dinny

[Coochie liquor]

A person who would suck a dick for cab money, and then walk home??

[loochy]

He did a LOT of drugs in the early 70s and now his brain is cooked, causing him to ramble excessively and pretend that he's an expert on every single topic.

[Titty Meat]

Likely caught several STD's in Westport causing him to settle down where he then moved to rural Indiana

[Renegade]

Witness protection program

[srvy]

The Jeeves nobody asks.

[Monty]

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[Fish]

Douche-it-all

[MahiMike]

A star in the girlie threads. Big fan.

[loochy]

Too dumb to know how to use the NSFW tag

[FlaChief58]

Sits in his mom's basement watching how to videos on YouTube and lots of gay porn on pornhub.

[loochy]

Sits in his mom's basement watching how to videos on YouTube and lots of gay porn on pornhub.

But he's like 70 years old, so his mom is probably not around anymore.

[Simply Red]

I don't mind him. Mostly harmless.

[Beef Supreme]

I believe he is a former secret agent and celebrity chef who retired early and now gives snowboarding lessons to underprivileged children in between speaking engagements for Wall Street bankers.

[Flying High D]

Someone that has people that love him and care deeply for him.

[stumppy]

Blowhard

[tooge]

Jack of some trades. Master of none.

[oldman]

A star in the girlie threads. Big fan.

That alone should give him a partial pass. Otherwise, he's no different than a dozen other douches here.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He's a shitposter

[Bearcat]

The Jeeves nobody asks.

That's great. LMAO

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

His obsession with Claynus is um...it's uhh...welp...

I got nothin'.

And now he's after 3bag. Completely throwing the dinner thread totally off its ching.

How would he fare in the DC? I think he'd spruce up the place.

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

That's great. LMAO

Amen!

From the cheap seats.

Dinny

[Graystoke]

Between him and Blackbobs yellow semen I choose Blackbobs yellow semen

[Kman34]

Still have fucking music come on when I’m in the pictures forum...

[patteeu]

A person who would suck a dick for cab money, and then walk home??

Funny

He did a LOT of drugs in the early 70s and now his brain is cooked, causing him to ramble excessively and pretend that he's an expert on every single topic.

This post rings true in my ear.

[Hammock Parties]

He’s basically Redrum reincarnated.

[KCUnited]

Encyclopedia Frown

[Perineum Ripper]

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[Yosef_Malkovitch]

Blowhard who believes he knows way more than he actually does. When challenged, tries to overwhelm you with emoticons and passive-aggressive (or just flat out hostile) statements of "fact" about the challenger.

[Monty]

I don't mind him. Mostly harmless.

Yip. Hence, the harmless gif posted earlier.

[eDave]

You are all idiots for responding and conversing with him. No offense.

I ignored him a long time ago and have found peace.

[Iconic]

The first couple posts in this thread LMAO

[scho63]

The ONE and ONLY poster in CP History to make my ignore list......that's impressive! ROFL

[JakeF]

Never heard of him

[TimBone]

Too dumb to know how to use the NSFW tagThis is my major takeaway.

Also, when his doing his know-it-all schtick, his posts read as though he's googling as he goes.

Anytime he's going on about any subject that I have a bit of knowledge about (which admittedly isn't often) his posts look like those of an idiot that didn't have a clue but googled the subject minutes before joining the discussion.

[threebag]

This is my major takeaway.

Also, when his doing his know-it-all schtick, his posts read as though he's googling as he goes.

Anytime he's going on about any subject that I have a bit of knowledge about (which admittedly isn't often) his posts look like those of an idiot that didn't have a clue but googled the subject minutes before joining the discussion.

Quoted for the haters

[threebag]

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[TLO]

I chose a gif

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This is basically perfect.

[ptlyon]

I'd like to see the Ms paint of the elephant

[tooge]

Pretty sure Cooper Barrett is just a person that likes to be thought of as someone that's been there and done that. I doublt he/she actually has. I mean, posting internet pictures as his/her own in the smoker thread ought to pretty much prove that.

Cooper Barrett, it's ok. You can just be plain old you. You don't need to act like you are enjoying some expensive and exotic beer or wine with your superbly prepared Berkshire pork Osso Bucco that you first tried in some speak easy in Chicago, back when you were building street rods and moonlighting as a big game hunting guide that wines and dines his clients with the best Cuban cigars (hand rolled by Cooper in Cuba) and finest Scotch (personally distilled by Cooper).

[Mr. Plow]

A person who would suck a dick for cab money, and then walk home??

:clap: :) :clap:

[Nickhead]

Pretty sure Cooper Barrett is just a person that likes to be thought of as someone that's been there and done that. I doublt he/she actually has. I mean, posting internet pictures as his/her own in the smoker thread ought to pretty much prove that.

Cooper Barrett, it's ok. You can just be plain old you. You don't need to act like you are enjoying some expensive and exotic beer or wine with your superbly prepared Berkshire pork Osso Bucco that you first tried in some speak easy in Chicago, back when you were building street rods and moonlighting as a big game hunting guide that wines and dines his clients with the best Cuban cigars (hand rolled by Cooper in Cuba) and finest Scotch (personally distilled by Cooper).

ahhh, good times :D

[Monty]

This is basically perfect.

Thank you for noticing. :thumb:

[Titty Meat]

Pretty sure Cooper Barrett is just a person that likes to be thought of as someone that's been there and done that. I doublt he/she actually has. I mean, posting internet pictures as his/her own in the smoker thread ought to pretty much prove that.

Cooper Barrett, it's ok. You can just be plain old you. You don't need to act like you are enjoying some expensive and exotic beer or wine with your superbly prepared Berkshire pork Osso Bucco that you first tried in some speak easy in Chicago, back when you were building street rods and moonlighting as a big game hunting guide that wines and dines his clients with the best Cuban cigars (hand rolled by Cooper in Cuba) and finest Scotch (personally distilled by Cooper).

lol link?

[threebag]

Candidal vulvovaginitis

[tooge]

lol link?

You will have to look it up. Basically, he/she posted a pic of his/her modified smoker only to be outed as it was discovered to be a pic from some smoker website

[Bugeater]

You will have to look it up. Basically, he/she posted a pic of his/her modified smoker only to be outed as it was discovered to be a pic from some smoker websiteSame thing with some Benz he posted a pic of a while back claiming was his own. He's a fucking phony and should not be taken seriously on any topic

[Pablo]

He's the guy at work that you don't want to be stuck on the elevator with so you pretend you're going back to get something you forgot at your desk.

[loochy]

Does he even post anymore? I don't recall seeing anything for quite a while.

[TLO]

nickhead is another one I'd like explained.

[loochy]

nickhead is another one I'd like explained.

He's Australian, that's why he's weird.

[Titty Meat]

I took ayahuasca with him in London. We ended up making love for several hours.

[T-post Tom]

I took ayahuasca with him in London. We ended up making love for several hours.

Hey, that was me. You really were messed up. I just adore our matching tattoos.

[BryanBusby]

What happens when someone with aspergers happens to smoke angel dust

[loochy]

He's the guy that you think is a fag so you call him a fag.

[threebag]

Voted best new poster 2017

[SuperChief]

This thread has burst.

[threebag]

nickhead is another one I'd like explained.

Holy shit, this is classic... big smoke gonna big smoke

[seclark]

I ain’t never partied with cooper Barrett.
Don’t want to.
Sec

[TLO]

Holy shit, this is classic... big smoke gonna big smoke

I've said this multiple times, but your obsession with me really is creepy.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Enjoys property values the way I loathe Hobos with "spirit".

[Nickhead]

For the record I was born in KC :D
And I was the one who outed cooper about the smoker :thumb: ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

For the record I was born in KC :D
And I was the one who outed cooper about the smoker :thumb: ROFL

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. LMAO

[threebag]

I've said this multiple times, but your obsession with me really is creepy.

You’re a ****ing idiot. No obsession, no little thumbs up thumbs down bullshit game, you’re just a plain old ****ing idiot. You’re dumbass big smoke persona was way better than the TakesLoadsOrally and he ****ing sucked too.


Have A Nice Day :)

[TLO]

You’re a ****ing idiot. No obsession, no little thumbs up thumbs down bullshit game, you’re just a plain old ****ing idiot. You’re dumbass big smoke persona was way better than the TakesLoadsOrally and he ****ing sucked too.


Have A Nice Day :)

First of all, it's "your".

Second- You might be in the running for 2nd biggest dumbass on the board. UChiefybugger clearly takes #1, but you... you are in real contention for #2. You're, (see that's the correct use there), a strange obsessive person threebags.

[eDave]

You’re a ****ing idiot. No obsession, no little thumbs up thumbs down bullshit game, you’re just a plain old ****ing idiot. You’re dumbass big smoke persona was way better than the TakesLoadsOrally and he ****ing sucked too.


Have A Nice Day :)

Back off Smoke. Last warning.

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

I don't post much but lurk constantly. Coop seems like a decent dude, just misunderstood. I've never understood the hate. Several on here that bother me way more. Thinking about getting some voodoo dolls for a few of you assholes ��

[cooper barrett]

I don't post much but lurk constantly. Coop seems like a decent dude, just misunderstood. I've never understood the hate. Several on here that bother me way more. Thinking about getting some voodoo dolls for a few of you assholes ��

Selling hat pins? By the piece or discounted by the case, say a dozen packs of 12?

[threebag]

Back off Smoke. Last warning.

**** smoke

shove your warning up your ass too

[eDave]

**** smoke

shove your warning up your ass too

LMAO What a puss.

[threebag]

LMAO

Kindly step the **** off Randy Travis with AIDS looking eDouche

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Are either of you guys still happy with your air fryer?

I say you should swap some favorite recipes and try and get along with one another already.

Yeesh.

Dinny

[cabletech94]

Are either of you guys still happy with your air fryer?

I say you should swap some favorite recipes and try and get along with one another already.



Dinny

ROFLROFL

[Fire Me Boy!]

Are either of you guys still happy with your air fryer?



I say you should swap some favorite recipes and try and get along with one another already.



Yeesh.



DinnyLMAO

[loochy]

You guys should sous vide together.

[patteeu]

You guys should sous vide together.

Can you finish sous vide in an air fryer?

[loochy]

Can you finish sous vide in an air fryer?

Maybe you can seal the vent holes in the catch pan and fill it with water?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Can you finish sous vide in an air fryer?Don't think it would crisp fast enough. Possibly if you undercooked by a few degrees.

[Fire Me Boy!]

As for coop, seems friendly and probably means well, but I don't trust a word he says. Blowhard.

[loochy]

Can you finish sous vide in an air fryer?

Oh, you said FINISH. Yeah, probably

[cooper barrett]

As for coop, seems friendly and probably means well, but I don't trust a word he says. Blowhard.

You would finish, (rather fast) then take pictures of the few cc's of drizzle. I doubt you would be the one referred to as blowhard. So, thanks for the compliment, I think.

FYI: Most pro's take pictures of their food when literally still raw and unsafe to eat.

[cooper barrett]

You guys should sous vide together.

Picturing 2 wieners in a tank of bath water. NO! NO! Don't make me watch.

[Fire Me Boy!]

You would finish, (rather fast) then take pictures of the few cc's of drizzle. I doubt you would be the one referred to as blowhard. So, thanks for the compliment, I think.



FYI: Most pro's take pictures of their food when literally still raw and unsafe to eat.80 posts on here and you take issue with mine. OK.

I'm not a pro and never claimed to be. Dipshit.

[loochy]

80 posts on here and you take issue with mine. OK.

I'm not a pro and never claimed to be. Dipshit.

That's what you get for being nice. Be a bigger asshole like the rest of us.