Do You Fund The Tits?

[vailpass]

So girl has a nice little butt and a happy box. Butt the tits are not there. She's not asking but I'm thinking of funding the enhancement.
Best way to bring this up? Is it insulting?

[booger]

Take her melon thumping in the produce isle

[Chief Pote]

:popcorn: Gonna need pics

[vailpass]

Take her melon thumping in the produce isle

Appreciate that. First time ever I've like someone but wanted to augment their body.

[Iconic]

would you like it if your girl told you you could use a few extra inches and she'd fund the operation for it

[vailpass]

:popcorn: Gonna need pics

Hang on, I'll ask.
*Edit* No, not yet. That wold bring up the issue.

[chefs fan in omaha]

PIITB and tell her you didn’t notice a difference

[seclark]

Your a gentleman
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[chiefforlife]

No Way. If she offered to pay for a penis extension, how would you feel?

Dont do it!!

[CoMoChief]

You married? They usually start to cheat once you do this.

[ChiefsCountry]

Never be the one who pays for fake funbags. Always be the one who can receive the benefit.

[vailpass]

Your a gentleman
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I feel like it'd be an insult.

[kjwood75nro]

Draw nipples on her ass cheeks and see if that gets you by.

[Skyy God]

Assuming she makes decent money, she probably would have bought bolt ons by now if that was her thing.

[vailpass]

No Way. If she offered to pay for a penis extension, how would you feel?

Dont do it!!

Well, that's one view I hadn't considered. But I don't think it's the same. It'd be trophy dressing and I'm okay with that.

[seclark]

I feel like it'd be an insult.ROFL

[vailpass]

would you like it if your girl told you you could use a few extra inches and she'd fund the operation for it

Yeah, I think I'd understand that.

[TribalElder]

Try to sex her boobs

Complain

Offer to fix

Come back and complain when she cheats and leaves

[threebag]

I feel like it'd be an insult.

Send her to a spa they will hook her up and you swing have too. Just slide your card.

[vailpass]

You married? They usually start to cheat once you do this.

Fuck no. that's a whole different deal.

[vailpass]

ROFL

:D

[booger]

Appreciate that. First time ever I've like someone but wanted to augment their body.

That’s a tough one. Got to approach it very delicately I’m sure and even then you never really know how she will react. Something you can slip your way out of if possible. Say you’re watching a bay watch marathon with her and it hits her you got to be able to say “no babe I really thought you liked bay watch”!

Hopefully someone has some first hand experience to give you some pointers on the matter that’s a touchy balance not hurting her feelings

[Frazod]

My ex-father-in-law paid for my ex-mother-in-law to have a boob job. Once she got her enhanced tits, she promptly left him for another man.

I don't even know if he ever got to play with them. LMAO

[seclark]

:D

Enjoy your evening, my friend.
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[vailpass]

Try to sex her boobs

Complain

Offer to fix

Come back and complain when she cheats and leaves

Yeah cheating isn't a concern. I'm worse at that than they are.

[KCUnited]

Depends on how old she is. After 35, if she hasn't already gotten them paid for by another dude, you likely don't want to be the one, imo.

[booger]

Draw nipples on her ass cheeks and see if that gets you by.

Now this one might actually be worth a try

[vailpass]

My ex-father-in-law paid for my ex-mother-in-law to have a boob job. Once she got her enhanced tits, she promptly left him for another man.

I don't even know if he ever got to play with them. LMAO


Enjoy your evening, my friend.
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No man-gay here especially if Denver Chief isn't around but I got both of you covered if it ever came to that.

[booger]

My ex-father-in-law paid for my ex-mother-in-law to have a boob job. Once she got her enhanced tits, she promptly left him for another man.

I don't even know if he ever got to play with them. LMAO

He sure got screwed!

[vailpass]

That’s a tough one. Got to approach it very delicately I’m sure and even then you never really know how she will react. Something you can slip your way out of if possible. Say you’re watching a bay watch marathon with her and it hits her you got to be able to say “no babe I really thought you liked bay watch”!

Hopefully someone has some first hand experience to give you some pointers on the matter that’s a touchy balance not hurting her feelings

Yeah that's exactly it. Bringing it up is a thing and now that I've said (posted) it I know what I need to do which is communicate.
Baby girl, how do you feel about bigger jugs?

[chiefforlife]

Big fake ones arent as nice as smaller real ones, IMO. How small are we talking here?

Are we looking at Kate Hudson, Charlize Theron?

[eDave]

I wouldn't ask but if she ever comments about them being small, seize that opportunity bra.

Make sure she don't dump you right after though.

[CoMoChief]

Fuck no. that's a whole different deal.

If you're not married then I definitely would not pay for my girl's bolt-ons. LMAO

If a woman gets bolt ons while being in a relationship, it's so that she can attract other guys, they're not for you. She's not doing it to attract other women.

[Frazod]

No man-gay here especially if Denver Chief isn't around but I got both of you covered if it ever came to that.

When it came to the ex-inlaws, I really don't know if he asked her, but I assume it was probably her idea. It was really weird - she was pretty much flat chested, but had three daughters who all had huge racks. Guess the boobage genes came from dad's side of the family. I can remember her bitching about how it just wasn't fair.

Seriously, though, were I you, I'd just leave it alone.

[Marcellus]

Find a way to discuss what you would change about you if you could and ask her what she would change about you if she could, bigger ass, bigger dick bigger wallet whatever.

Then you can work to ask what she would change about herself if she could. She may then say something like I wish I had bigger tits. Boom.

[booger]

Yeah that's exactly it. Bringing it up is a thing and now that I've said (posted) it I know what I need to do which is communicate.
Baby girl, how do you feel about bigger jugs?

There you go. :thumb:

Beats the hell out of a bug bite joke. You know like no matter how much you scratch them they only swell so much! That shit will just get you kicked in the balls

[vailpass]

Big fake ones arent as nice as smaller real ones, IMO. How small are we talking here?

Are we looking at Kate Hudson, Charlize Theron?

Yeah agreed and her nips are responsive, just know a rack would suit her.

[vailpass]

I wouldn't ask but if she ever comments about them being small, seize that opportunity bra.

Make sure she don't dump you right after though.

I don't even like big tits. C sup is good with me. But she's fire in every other way and I know a lift kit would look good. Dump doesn't bother me in the least.

[KCUnited]

If that pussy hasn't wow'd enough to get them funded already, you might be putting it on a pedestal. Or she's turned them down waiting for the right guy to come along. LMAO

[Frazod]

There's also the risk that they don't look good when it's over. You see some women who've had it done and have too much space between them that's still flat chest - like two half grapefruits sitting on an ironing board three inches apart. IMO that's actually worse than flat-chested.

[MightyMouse]

The ass is more important anyways. Get her tits and she will become more confident and likely leave you. Never call her perfect but tell her she “She is beautiful TO YOU”
Don’t leave out the “to you” part tho. Keep her happy but don’t boost her self confidence. As long as she feels that no man will find her as attractive as you then she won’t leave you and all kinds of holes will be open to you

[vailpass]

Find a way to discuss what you would change about you if you could and ask her what she would change about you if she could, bigger ass, bigger dick bigger wallet whatever.

Then you can work to ask what she would change about herself if she could. She may then say something like I wish I had bigger tits. Boom.

Thanks for the mature response. Something to think on. Big guess is you are a better person than I am.

[vailpass]

If that pussy hasn't wow'd enough to get them funded already, you might be putting it on a pedestal. Or she's turned them down waiting for the right guy to come along. LMAO

:D Yeah there's always that to consider. But for whatever reason they tend to like me and it's me that does the breaking.

[Chief Pote]

Hold on a minute....didn't you start a thread about her awhile back? I think it's in the HOC?

[vailpass]

Hold on a minute....didn't you start a thread about her awhile back? I think it's in the HOC?

LMAO

[J Diddy]

Tell her you’re starting a charity called feeding the tatas. Your mission is to enhance the boobs of all living things and you would like to start close to home.

[vailpass]

The ass is more important anyways. Get her tits and she will become more confident and likely leave you. Never call her perfect but tell her she “She is beautiful TO YOU”
Don’t leave out the “to you” part tho. Keep her happy but don’t boost her self confidence. As long as she feels that no man will find her as attractive as you then she won’t leave you and all kinds of holes will be open to you

Again, leaving isn't a concern. I don't have that "keep her happy" bone in me, I just know how to be nice and get nice in return. But yeah, ass is top denominator.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Dude. Telling her she's not good enough for you. Not a good call. Seriously...

[vailpass]

There's also the risk that they don't look good when it's over. You see some women who've had it done and have too much space between them that's still flat chest - like two half grapefruits sitting on an ironing board three inches apart. IMO that's actually worse than flat-chested.

Yeah that's key. Here's how messed up I am: I know a doc who does good work and met him through his ex whose rack I saw at a buddy's party.

[booger]

Smaller tits aren’t so bad. Could be worse. Could be like the rest of us used to waking up sucking on a titty that hangs out down by her armpit

[vailpass]

Dude. Telling her she's not good enough for you. Not a good call. Seriously...

I know, that's the thing. She used the L word on me and that gave me concern.

[Frazod]

Smaller tits aren’t so bad. Could be worse. Could be like the rest of us used to waking up sucking on a titty that hangs out down by her armpit

My ex-wife ruined me. Gotta have the boobage.

[vailpass]

And here I go messing up Kyle's rankings. Sorry man.

[booger]

My ex-wife ruined me. Gotta have the boobage.

Those are so fun! It’s like a hellacopter you get one titty going this way and the other titty going that a way

[eDave]

I know, that's the thing. She used the L word on me and that gave me concern.


There you go. Tell her you will love her once she gets bigger yams.

[MightyMouse]

Again, leaving isn't a concern. I don't have that "keep her happy" bone in me, I just know how to be nice and get nice in return. But yeah, ass is top denominator.

I’m not following what your saying, you don’t care if she leaves or you don’t think you have to worry about?

I know 2 guys who bought their wife’s tits. Both got cheated on after. It gives them a huge boost of confidence and a new set to show off. Guys think if they buy them that the girl will be forever in there debt but I’m here to tell you that’s not how it works out.
I worked with one girl who’s dad paid for hers because she claimed depressing. 3 years after getting boobs and going super slutty she end up in the porn industry.

[Raiderhater]

Yeah cheating isn't a concern. I'm worse at that than they are.

A cheating donk? Who'd a thunk it? :p

[vailpass]

There you go. Tell her you will love her once she gets bigger yams.

:D Yeah no I don't throw that word around. On reflection now I'm not saying a word to her. Fuck me for wanting to change her pretty little ass.

[MightyMouse]

This won’t be a popular opinion but give me a nice B or C over D’s any day. Especially as they age.

[vailpass]

A cheating donk? Who'd a thunk it? :p

Right?

[Frazod]

This won’t be a popular opinion but give me a nice B or C over D’s any day. Especially as they age.

My wife's a solid D. And they've held up remarkably well over the years, too. :thumb:

[booger]

I think us as men have evolved quite well when it comes to this type of topic. In the 60s and 70s our ancestors discussed how to get them to trim or shave their beaver. Look how far we’ve come

[vailpass]

I’m not following what your saying, you don’t care if she leaves or you don’t think you have to worry about?

I know 2 guys who bought their wife’s tits. Both got cheated on after. It gives them a huge boost of confidence and a new set to show off. Guys think if they buy them that the girl will be forever in there debt but I’m here to tell you that’s not how it works out.
I worked with one girl who’s dad paid for hers because she claimed depressing. 3 years after getting boobs and going super slutty she end up in the porn industry.

I never factor the fear of a woman cheating on me. Just doesn't enter in. Not because I'm some stud cock, just don't do relationships that way. Good on that girl for going to pron, share her link with us.

[vailpass]

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.

[eDave]

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.

Hold onto your butt.

[vailpass]

Hold onto your butt.

Got a slap on the ear and a shirt pulled up. Now she's cutting limes.

[Skyy God]

My wife's a solid D. And they've held up remarkably well over the years, too. :thumb:

“Your wife”, eh??

[Iowanian]

Youre only buying those for the next guy....


My advice is just enjoy the ride and leave the gal the f alone.

Bring it up and she'll be asking you to get a scrotum tuck to keep those nuts off of her balloon knot.

[vailpass]

Hold onto your butt.

Now it's a battle royale. She's taking a piss.

"I'm willing to spend 8 grand on you and that's an insult?"
"I was attractive enough when you met me at Optima"

And this is why vailpass lives alone.

[vailpass]

Your eyes buying those for the next guy....


My advice is just enjoy the ride and leave the gal the f alone.

Wise words. That's how it's going to go.

[booger]

That would be a fun job though. “Excuse me maam I’m here to repossess your tits”

[eDave]

LMAO

Oh shit.

[MightyMouse]

My wife's a solid D. And they've held up remarkably well over the years, too. :thumb:

Glad to hear

[FlaChief58]

So girl has a nice little butt and a happy box. Butt the tits are not there. She's not asking but I'm thinking of funding the enhancement.
Best way to bring this up? Is it insulting?

My ex tried for the last 3 years of our marriage to get me to get her a set. Best decision I had ever made was to tell her if she wanted them, she could pay for them. I found out she'd been cheating on me for most of our time together.

[MightyMouse]

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.

I don’t want to tell you how to run your love life. But showing her a football forum discussing her tits probably wasn’t the best move you could have made

[vailpass]

LMAO

Oh shit.

And she's out the door. Left two drinks sitting. Which is a good thing. Dumbest part of it is I had mentally accepted her little boobs.

[Rain Man]

I’m not following what your saying, you don’t care if she leaves or you don’t think you have to worry about?

I know 2 guys who bought their wife’s tits. Both got cheated on after. It gives them a huge boost of confidence and a new set to show off. Guys think if they buy them that the girl will be forever in there debt but I’m here to tell you that’s not how it works out.
I worked with one girl who’s dad paid for hers because she claimed depressing. 3 years after getting boobs and going super slutty she end up in the porn industry.

So you're saying this is a good way for vailpass to eventually see his girlfriend doing woman-on-woman stuff?

[vailpass]

I don’t want to tell you how to run your love life. But showing her a football forum discussing her tits probably wasn’t the best move you could have made

LMAO That's no shit.

[vailpass]

So you're saying this is a good way for vailpass to eventually see his girlfriend doing woman-on-woman stuff?

See Rain, among the many reasons people like you my humble guess is your ability to spot the statistically bright side is among the top.

[TribalElder]

She should have played the long game

Free tits

[MightyMouse]

So you're saying this is a good way for vailpass to eventually see his girlfriend doing woman-on-woman stuff?

Probability would increase

[vailpass]

She should have played the long game

Free tits

That's my thought but hang on. Phone's ringing. I'm not answering.

[eDave]

So what you are saying is that she is single now?

Nice.

[vailpass]

So what you are saying is that she is single now?

Nice.

:D Happy to hook you up. You ever go to the bar at the ground floor at Optima?

[CoMoChief]

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.

oh no...ROFL

[eDave]

:D Happy to hook you up. You ever go to the bar at the ground floor at Optima?

I think I'll check it out. How old is she?

[vailpass]

oh no...ROFL

My big boy Chocolate Lab started barking and I somehow knew it wasn't going to end well.

[eDave]

My big boy Chocolate Lab started barking and I somehow knew it wasn't going to end well.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IpeenFK5JM4/WIYyorFA9uI/AAAAAAAAHwo/071sHHFxuJc89TdV_d-PX-ndveU5VsYOACLcB/s1600/image.jpg

[vailpass]

I think I'll check it out.

Let me know. Owner is a friend of a friend. I'll throw down some bumps.

[eDave]

Let me know. Owner is a friend of a friend.

Same place you took head?

[vailpass]

I think I'll check it out. How old is she?

29.

[vailpass]

Same place you took head?

Hell no. Optima, not 92.

[FlaChief58]

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.

Holy shit dude! LMAO

[booger]

Oh wow...wasn’t expecting that. Shit Whatever you do never ever let them read chiefsplanet

[vailpass]

Holy shit dude! LMAO

I know, and I don't care.

[vailpass]

Oh wow...wasn’t expecting that. Shit Whatever you do never ever let them read chiefsplanet

You're right.
My thing is "If you don't like it how's fuck you strike it"
Not a solid relationship plan.

[Iowanian]

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.


So, for your sake I sure hope she does t read the thread where you talked about how much you liked it when your last girlfriend pegged you all the time.

[vailpass]

So, for your sake I sure hope she does t read the thread where you talked about how much you liked it when your last girlfriend pegged you all the time.

:D And there's the knock on the door. Here we go for round 2.

[chiefforlife]

:D And there's the knock on the door. Here we go for round 2.

I dont wanna say I told you so but, I told you so...

[MahiMike]

Never be the one who pays for fake funbags. Always be the one who can receive the benefit.

So it's like a boat?

[booger]

You're right.
My thing is "If you don't like it how's **** you strike it"
Not a solid relationship plan.

Time to go fishing for another one right, they’re everywhere down there aren’t they?

[booger]

So, for your sake I sure hope she does t read the thread where you talked about how much you liked it when your last girlfriend pegged you all the time.

I bet this ones name is actually Peggy

[MahiMike]

Actually these days, I see no issue w/this. I'm sure she's thought about it. It's so much easier for women. Just take her straight to the establishment and have her go in to pick up a pamphlet together. Tell her a girl at work was thinking about it.

Then sit back and let her ask why you don't get her some.

ah yeahhh!

[MightyMouse]

Give her the computer. Let us have a chat with her. Does she need cliffs on Meredith

[Rain Man]

So it's like a boat?

Specifically, a motorboat.

[vailpass]

Give her the computer. Let us have a chat with her. Does she need cliffs on Meredith

Nah, not fueling that shit. But she's back and we're talking.
https://previews.dropbox.com/p/thumb/AAXxBk75kqta3nKUBq-FGOik0ZsBBVG4WGTqJ07H82f3WqcfvExh5kpqQygcCtLoE2RW3ccUd_FO3FQdgPlujK86u6LcoOkfVv3plNJJmGGS0D0qZJ7ufXm IDpyDay6nYK5hx3vWvJPlTsUcJfmG9X696C2y8HTCR4gBWFOUJy7XcbWD38_rcsozLwxPAnrodaL1awwoF0iAJATVSPPvhHw6Tss SdU82M02pCnsQfo9lg9ADbkQtvr-kOumRNdE5u4j9LWswJ12xNoPgTioBsrWb0wzPpIXa8MBZ8hBZk7BMqQDloARNPikA3K7vuTfb9Ux5rDNYByBM_6simRP3deyT/p.jpeg?size_mode=5

[booger]

Just blame it on booger, everybody nose he’s a prevert full of bad ideas

[Frazod]

Nah, not fueling that shit. But she's back and we're talking.
https://previews.dropbox.com/p/thumb/AAXxBk75kqta3nKUBq-FGOik0ZsBBVG4WGTqJ07H82f3WqcfvExh5kpqQygcCtLoE2RW3ccUd_FO3FQdgPlujK86u6LcoOkfVv3plNJJmGGS0D0qZJ7ufXm IDpyDay6nYK5hx3vWvJPlTsUcJfmG9X696C2y8HTCR4gBWFOUJy7XcbWD38_rcsozLwxPAnrodaL1awwoF0iAJATVSPPvhHw6Tss SdU82M02pCnsQfo9lg9ADbkQtvr-kOumRNdE5u4j9LWswJ12xNoPgTioBsrWb0wzPpIXa8MBZ8hBZk7BMqQDloARNPikA3K7vuTfb9Ux5rDNYByBM_6simRP3deyT/p.jpeg?size_mode=5

Should I give her my ex-MIL’s number? :evil:

[vailpass]

Should I give her my ex-MIL’s number? :evil:

Hah if you want. That pic is from several years ago when I first met her. She's still pretty but a little meaner now. Running the blender while I'm in the office.

[Iowanian]

It's impolite to kiss and tell, squirly dan.

https://youtu.be/Q47Uq96lILA

[vailpass]

It's impolite to kiss and tell, squirly dan.

https://youtu.be/Q47Uq96lILA

Vailpass's friend here. Yes he's an ass for telling you guys this before he told me. Also for posting that pic though he did ask first okay he told me to say that. BUT, all's well that ends well.

[Iowanian]

Vailpass's friend here. Yes he's an ass for telling you guys this before he told me. Also for posting that pic though he did ask first okay he told me to say that. BUT, all's well that ends well.


I can already tell that he has outkicked his coverage. You spell well and while I did t see the pic I assume you have the majority of your teeth, which is more than a bronco fan deserves.

It gives me greater pleasure that he's joined the trilogy with III and Stumpy in bringing some spark.

Get your own account so we can discuss your life choices.

[vailpass]

I can already tell that he has outkicked his coverage. You spell well and while I did t see the pic I assume you have the majority of your teeth, which is more than a bronco fan deserves.

It gives me greater pleasure that he's joined the trilogy with III and Stumpy in bringing some spark.

Get your own account so we can discuss your life choices.
Alright brother it's me again. All her teeth and then some, we have access to good care. No deal on the own account, she laughed a hard no on that one. You putting me in with Stumpy? Thought we were friends:D

[Frazod]

Hah if you want. That pic is from several years ago when I first met her. She's still pretty but a little meaner now. Running the blender while I'm in the office.

Dude, I'd sooner drink my own blood than call my ex-mother-in-law. LMAO

[raybec 4]

You must be packing a magic dock if she stuck around after this, good on ya brother.

[lewdog]

Hey OP, you gay bud?

[Otter]

Tit's the off-season.

[Bowser]

And here she is.
*Edit* Showing her this thread.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menrglJzZR1r7w8cbo1_500.gif

[lewdog]

What's a young chick doing with an old guy like you anyway?

It's obvious it's money. So you're basically paying for sex.

[baitism]

https://i.imgur.com/cowjdbi.jpg

[Simply Red]

Gosh Damned I'm proud of you!

[Kman34]

So...is she getting them or not??
Asking for a friend...

[eDave]

What's a young chick doing with an old guy like you anyway?

It's obvious it's money. So you're basically paying for sex.

Just because you live in Scottsdale doesn't mean you can afford to live in Scottsdale.

[eDave]

Vailpass's friend here. Yes he's an ass for telling you guys this before he told me. Also for posting that pic though he did ask first okay he told me to say that. BUT, all's well that ends well.

Give me a call sometime. I'll dig you just how you are.

480-404-4056

[Bowser]

Give me a call sometime. I'll dig you just how you are.

480-404-4056

ROFL

[vailpass]

What's a young chick doing with an old guy like you anyway?

It's obvious it's money. So you're basically paying for sex.

Shit bud, that's kind of a whack to the sack.
And aren't we all paying for it?

[vailpass]

So...is she getting them or not??
Asking for a friend...

It was a hare-brained scheme that I have since dropped.
(What's the NSFW function?)*Edit* Found it.

[vailpass]

Give me a call sometime. I'll dig you just how you are.

480-404-4056

Hah I bet you are a nice guy but no on that one. He's hard to explain but really interesting.

[cooper barrett]

Link is no good.

Wait until one of her GF's buys a set. If she wants a pair it will be all you hear from her for months.


It was a hare-brained scheme that I have since dropped.
(What's the NSFW function?)*Edit* Found it.

https://previews.dropbox.com/p/thumb/AAX_pPhUg0OEOaqA3VA2hLPx8EhnabjJ4C977zVOFvdhcdzZ5kYZqDMQd9lOS-u-vj_kqTBCFRz3u4i2YN7AXS3GrjaLL6uh00yzFkAE3x1SaKd9BppdwWN9Ui3DzBm00LC0wHc51KTxyAY0eYnz25-QulxzKA8y3yDhrIkElTXhxngLGUWOVy02IhJqlEi5N7Ayi_1r7em_NgVuRsdKYCjSqxAzXPkVdqq5k-hvKcEvlhrHxcnEy2rFwKKW9xRZeGC9jc-vkI47TSHo_RjuwyqeoTk3SCfju_K9ZR_srGBdy4xQHAJdeua6WRdSd1zkRWjKWzpulnFQELVujr027ejL/p.jpeg?size_mode=2

[vailpass]

Link is no good.

Wait until one of her GF's buys a set. If she wants a pair it will be all you hear from her for months.

Coop, you saying a link is no good is pure gold. What you use for hardware is God's private mystery.

[vailpass]

ROFL

:D Dave trying to eat another man's minge. Love ya Dave.

[threebag]

Good ol’ eSleaze

He likes his marinated (eOutstanding citizen)

[Marcellus]

You sober yet Vail?

[HemiEd]

You sober yet Vail?

:) I was wondering the same thing, but guessing he is still crashed.

[Raiderhater]

Looks like I checked out a little too early last night.

[mdchiefsfan]

My ex-father-in-law paid for my ex-mother-in-law to have a boob job. Once she got her enhanced tits, she promptly left him for another man.

I don't even know if he ever got to play with them. LMAO

This. I believe the saying is something along the lines of “paying for the next man to enjoy them”

[DJ's left nut]

Date a girl with small tits for long enough and if she's not happy with them, she'll let you know at some point. It may be in a joking manner but she'll absolutely give you a clear opening.

Gotta read the room on this one. If it's an idea that's not gonna blow up in your face, she'll make it fairly obvious. My wife (then girlfriend) did it twice, once talking about how birth control would make her boobs bigger and the other joking about signing up for a radio contest for a free boob job.

You push that one without a queue, you're gonna have a bad time. Patience - they'll make it clear if it's something they're interested in. Girls with small cans are aware they have small cans. They either want more there or they don't. You ain't likely to give them any ideas they dont already have or haven't already dispelled.

[O.city]

Start inception trolling her by constantly talking about how you've been seeing huge titties everywhere. Buy everything at Costco or sams that's oversized and in bulk.

Basically start filling her head with big oversized stuff.

It'll work out.

[DJ's left nut]

Ha! Nevermind. Appears I need to read this thread before weighing in as things appear to have taken a turn...

[mdchiefsfan]

Ha! Nevermind. Appears I need to read this thread before weighing in as things appear to have taken a turn...

LMAO I noticed the same.

[DJ's left nut]

Jesus Vail - that was duuuuuuuuumb.

CP doesn't know shit about shit but the combined years of experience here in angering women can't be found anywhere else that you wouldn't need to take a shower after reading.

If you listen to ANYTHING here it shouldn't be football, it should be "here's what will piss a woman right off...." because every last man on here speaks from painful (and stupid) experience.

[vailpass]

You sober yet Vail?
:) I was wondering the same thing, but guessing he is still crashed.

Jesus Vail - that was duuuuuuuuumb.



Well, looks like I showed my ass last night.

[luv]

If you have money to waste, then it's yours to waste. How long have you been together? Has she ever mentioned anything about her body that she doesn't like or wishes she could change? If not, she's probably fine with her body the way it is. If it's something that bugs you that much, just bring it up. "What would you say if I offered to pay for a breast enhancement for you?" If she's interested, go with it. If it pisses her off, just play it off as teasing or a joke.

[Steron]

You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.

[Skyy God]

Well, looks like I showed my ass last night.

So, how’s it going with the gf??

[Oxford]

No Way. If she offered to pay for a penis extension, how would you feel?
Dont do it!!

No do not even go there! If you do, then the next question is "do you just love me for my body"? Bad-bad-bad road to start down............. unless of course thats all she means to you

[DJ's left nut]

You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.

And for 4 months during the pregnancy it works out pretty well for you. Then for 12 months afterwards they're the ultimate cock-tease (because they hurt AND the sex drive is gone) before the boob fairy returns. Then she tells you that they were only on a short-term lease, takes them away AND charges usurious interest.

So now you're STILL funding the tits several months later only the goblin you created in the process is now using all the money you could otherwise be spending to have it done by a real surgeon rather than the guy you're gonna have to pay in Mexico who will do it for 37 pesos and a Zagnut bar.

I recommend not doing that. Unless you prefer nipples that point 53 degrees in the opposite direction and cock-blocking toddlers.

[vailpass]

You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.

I don't know what this means but it sounds creepy.

[vailpass]

So, how’s it going with the gf??

All good, as always. Thanks. Variety is the spice of life and she's real good about laughing at my shenanigans.

[oldman]

Most of the bolt-ons I've seen don't look or feel right. For a natural looking/feeling set, be prepared to lay out over $10K.

[luv]

I don't know what this means but it sounds creepy.

I believe he means knocking her up. Breasts will start producing milk and grow.

[vailpass]

I believe he means knocking her up. Breasts will start producing milk and grow.

Ah, thanks. I have three sons, been through that. Nipple chaping, udder cream, and all. That stuff is hard on a woman.

[DaFace]

Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.

[vailpass]

Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.

It's all fun and games. Except the part where Lew Dog lashed out at me. That hurt my feels.

[lewdog]

Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.

Are you gay? Or just not a tittie man?

[DaFace]

Are you gay? Or just not a tittie man?

I enjoy them just fine. I just think fake ones are weird and pointless.

[lewdog]

It's all fun and games. Except the part where Lew Dog lashed out at me. That hurt my feels.

ROFL

I’m a married man with a 1 year old. The jealousy oozes from my pores.

[htismaqe]

And for 4 months during the pregnancy it works out pretty well for you. Then for 12 months afterwards they're the ultimate cock-tease (because they hurt AND the sex drive is gone) before the boob fairy returns. Then she tells you that they were only on a short-term lease, takes them away AND charges usurious interest.

So now you're STILL funding the tits several months later only the goblin you created in the process is now using all the money you could otherwise be spending to have it done by a real surgeon rather than the guy you're gonna have to pay in Mexico who will do it for 37 pesos and a Zagnut bar.

I recommend not doing that. Unless you prefer nipples that point 53 degrees in the opposite direction and cock-blocking toddlers.

ROFL

[vailpass]

ROFL

I’m a married man with a 1 year old. The jealousy oozes from my pores.

:D Enjoy it bud. Those are the good times.

[htismaqe]

Sorry, I have no opinion on the matter.

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthoughtsfromparis.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fassman.jpg&f=1

[vailpass]

ROFL

Yeah I laughed three or four times through reading that one.

[vailpass]

Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".

[lewdog]

:D Enjoy it bud. Those are the good times.

Wait you have kids?

But are now basically Peter North?

[scho63]

Fake tits are AWFUL. Unless she has ZERO tits, I would leave God's work alone and enjoy them.

[htismaqe]

Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".

ROFL

[vailpass]

Wait you have kids?

But are now basically Peter North?

3 strapping boys, 14,15,20. And thanks for making me google who Peter North is you bastard.

[htismaqe]

Wait you have kids?

But are now basically Peter North?

Peter North? It's vailpass. He looks more like Ron Jeremy.

[htismaqe]

3 strapping boys, 14,15,20. And thanks for making me google who Peter North is you bastard.

I hope you had Safe Search on. LOL

[vailpass]

ROFL

Yeah that's why I like her. She takes zero shit.

[htismaqe]

Yeah that's why I like her. She takes zero shit.

Sounds like my wife, honestly. We've gotten 20 years of fun and joy out of "honey, I'm home. Where's dinner?"

"GFY"

[DJ's left nut]

Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".

That pisses you off?

Shit, that just means I can be finished when I wanna finish and get back to reading about sports and star formations and shit.

I got stuff to do woman, and I'm here for my nut not yours. Have fun with that Louisville Slugger in your nightstand...

[htismaqe]

That pisses you off?

Shit, that just means I can be finished when I wanna finish and get back to reading about sports and star formations and shit.

I got stuff to do woman, and I'm here for my nut not yours. Have fun with that Louisville Slugger in your nightstand...

ROFL

Man you're on a roll this morning.

[vailpass]

That pisses you off?

Shit, that just means I can be finished when I wanna finish and get back to reading about sports and star formations and shit.

I got stuff to do woman, and I'm here for my nut not yours. Have fun with that Louisville Slugger in your nightstand...

LMAO

[vailpass]

ROFL

Man you're on a roll this morning.

I should have retained him to run my tit negotiation.

[threebag]

I should have retained him to run my tit negotiation.

You definitely don’t want eOutstanding citizen on it

[vailpass]

You definitely don’t want eOutstanding citizen on it

Hah yeah, it's all good though. That comes with the territory.

[notorious]

Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".

Is your name Wade Wilson in real life?

[vailpass]

Is your name Wade Wilson in real life?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsu1yefHlgUnEzP_sQuRauoy6I4zdcfHMd2dEOQAxsMNmKgp4E

[FAX]

I've thought about this quite a bit and I think the best option is to go conservative, Mr. vailpass.

Pay for one and see how you two like it. Then, if everybody's happy you can do the other one.

FAX

[vailpass]

I've thought about this quite a bit and I think the best option is to go conservative, Mr. vailpass.

Pay for one and see how you two like it. Then, if everybody's happy you can do the other one.

FAX
Okay that's funny. Her response?
"And make me lopsided when I paraglide?"

[Skyy God]

Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
<b>Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".</b>

Sounds like she knows how to push your buttons.....

[htismaqe]

Sounds like she knows how to push your buttons.....

She likes to push something.

With a big black dildo.

NTTAWWT

[vailpass]

Sounds like she knows how to push your buttons.....

I'll combat that with my newfound knowledge on how to milk a 14 foot King Cobra.

[Raiderhater]

I've thought about this quite a bit and I think the best option is to go conservative, Mr. vailpass.

Pay for one and see how you two like it. Then, if everybody's happy you can do the other one.

FAX

http://www.naturalbreastfirmingcream.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/uneven-breasts.jpg

[Raiderhater]

She likes to push something.

With a big black dildo.

NTTAWWT


https://media.giphy.com/media/DBa308wq8XTMs/giphy.gif

[vailpass]

https://media.giphy.com/media/DBa308wq8XTMs/giphy.gif

Exactly the response that was intended.

[vailpass]

http://www.naturalbreastfirmingcream.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/uneven-breasts.jpg

So...what search criteria did you use to find that?
Don't tell me.

[Sassy Squatch]

2 thumbs up for this quality content. You somehow managed to exceed my high expectations. We need more threads like this.

[Raiderhater]

So...what search criteria did you use to find that?
Don't tell me.

It was a pretty simple criteria actually. Nothing crazy or obscene.

[vailpass]

2 thumbs up for this quality content. You somehow managed to exceed my high expectations. We need more threads like this.

It's off-season. Somehow Kyle and the mods haven't sent my dumb ass packing yet.

[Donger]

Probably already asked, but what is her age and profession?

[vailpass]

It was a pretty simple criteria actually. Nothing crazy or obscene.

Well get back to us when you come up with crazy and obscene.

[Pennywise]

So girl has a nice little butt and a happy box. Butt the tits are not there. She's not asking but I'm thinking of funding the enhancement.
Best way to bring this up? Is it insulting?

What is the turnkey price on a boob job? Asking for a friend's wife.

[Raiderhater]

2 thumbs up for this quality content. You somehow managed to exceed my high expectations. We need more threads like this.

It is a wonderful relief from the aids infused anti-freeze cocktail that is the Tyreek speculation and Clue thread.

[Donger]

It is a wonderful relief from the aids infused anti-freeze cocktail that is the Tyreek speculation and Clue thread.

What's going on with Tyreek?

[vailpass]

What is the turnkey price on a boob job? Asking for a friend's wife.

~$12K from what I gather. Not that it's happening here. Whatever you (or your friend) do, don't bring it up on a website. Shit goes tango uboat from there.

[vailpass]

Probably already asked, but what is her age and profession?

Great Dong, she's insiting on answering this one.

[Pennywise]

~$12K from what I gather. Not that it's happening here. Whatever you (or your friend) do, don't bring it up on a website. Shit goes tango uboat from there.

$12K? Yikes.

[htismaqe]

So...what search criteria did you use to find that?
Don't tell me.

He just Googled:

"there was a young lady from Wysus"

[notorious]

$12K? Yikes.

For something this important, always follow this advice:

Buy once, cry once.

[Donger]

What is the turnkey price on a boob job? Asking for a friend's wife.

Varies by geography, but about $8,000 on the high end, and $5,000 for the low end.

[Sassy Squatch]

It's off-season. Somehow Kyle and the mods haven't sent my dumb ass packing yet.
That wasn't sarcasm.

[htismaqe]

Varies by geography, but about $8,000 on the high end, and $5,000 for the low end.

By geography, do you mean the size of the mountain range to begin with?

[Donger]

By geography, do you mean the size of the mountain range to begin with?

LMAO

[Raiderhater]

Well get back to us when you come up with crazy and obscene.


Not. Safe. For. Work.

https://content.wafflegirl.com/galleries/content/1/282/1282748_57d8633.jpg

[Raiderhater]

What's going on with Tyreek?

You haven't heard? He's entangled in an alleged child abuse case.

[vailpass]

Not. Safe. For. Work.

https://content.wafflegirl.com/galleries/content/1/282/1282748_57d8633.jpg

Holy. Shit.

[Donger]

You haven't heard? He's entangled in an alleged child abuse case.

What does that have to do with tits?

[Raiderhater]

What does that have to do with tits?

This is the better and more enjoyable discussion of the two.

[vailpass]

Probably already asked, but what is her age and profession?

I have an ME degree from undergrad with a B school grad degree. I run a consulting sector built off family contacts. Finance isn't my need. Vail tells me you are one of the good guys which fended off my initial bother from your question. You'd like him, he's not easily encapsulated from the internet persona I'm seeing here.
And my tits stay.

[Donger]

This is the better and more enjoyable discussion of the two.

Made my nipples hard, sure.

[vailpass]

My keyboard was voluntarily shared. Small tits and all.
*Edit* Ear smack.

[htismaqe]

ROFL

Boy got smacked. Dumbass. ROFL

[Skyy God]

I have an ME degree from undergrad with a B school grad degree. I run a consulting sector built off family contacts. Finance isn't my need. Vail tells me you are one of the good guys which fended off my initial bother from your question. You'd like him, he's not easily encapsulated from the internet persona I'm seeing here.
And my tits stay.

Daddy issues to go with those family contacts??

[vailpass]

ROFL

Boy got smacked. Dumbass. ROFL

It's a love tap.:) Comes with a girl who can handle my shit.

[vailpass]

Daddy issues to go with those family contacts??

You missed the mark on that one bud.

[tmax63]

Be happy with what she allows you to touch. Big tittas are great until you wake up and got to tuck them in your belt or so several ladies have told me.

[Rain Man]

Holy. Shit.

I had no idea that that's how breast augmentation is done. I thought it was more of a surgical thing.

[DJ's left nut]

I have an ME degree from undergrad with a B school grad degree. I run a consulting sector built off family contacts. Finance isn't my need. Vail tells me you are one of the good guys which fended off my initial bother from your question. You'd like him, he's not easily encapsulated from the internet persona I'm seeing here.
And my tits stay.

"Tits"

[/end airquotes]

[vailpass]

I had no idea that that's how breast augmentation is done. I thought it was more of a surgical thing.

Sadly I won't be able to report back on that process. I'm also told my picture taking privilege is under review.

[vailpass]

"Tits"

[/end airquotes]

Res ipsas loquitor.
Yes the "s" is intentional. He calls them my girls which is pleasingly piggish.

[htismaqe]

Good grief man. She hijacks your account and starts posting Latin.

You definitely are out of your league. LOL

[vailpass]

Good grief man. She hijacks your account and starts posting Latin.

You definitely are out of your league. LOL

No jacking, just a scoot over. The Latin came from me telling her DJ is an attorney.

[Skyy God]

You missed the mark on that one bud.

It was more of a knock on Vail than anything.

[eDave]

You definitely don’t want eOutstanding citizen on it

Hah yeah, it's all good though. That comes with the territory.

Too young. And seems to be attracted to men clearly below her.

[vailpass]

It was more of a knock on Vail than anything.

Too young. And seems to be attracted to men clearly below her.

Cave, I feel you.
Dave, jealous is an ugly thing. Didn't see that coming from you.

[eDave]

Cave, I feel you.
Dave, jealous is an ugly thing. Didn't see that coming from you.

Eh. I got a new girl. And God himself put big boobs on her.

[vailpass]

Eh. I got a new girl. And God himself put big boobs on her.

Rock out with your cock out and may all your sunsets be golden pony boy.

[MIAdragon]

Well this thread has been rather entertaining, I have nothing to add other than that.

[vailpass]

Well this thread has been rather entertaining, I have nothing to add other than that.

I'll own the dumbassery. Don't need to explain the having a pretty girl part to you IIRC.

[TribalElder]

Are fake tits a ticking timebomb? seems like I heard that at one point, basically you have to replace or remove them after so many years pass or the will fail, leak, and kill the woman?

[38yrsfan]

I’m not following what your saying, you don’t care if she leaves or you don’t think you have to worry about?

I know 2 guys who bought their wife’s tits. Both got cheated on after. It gives them a huge boost of confidence and a new set to show off. Guys think if they buy them that the girl will be forever in there debt but I’m here to tell you that’s not how it works out.
I worked with one girl who’s dad paid for hers because she claimed depressing. 3 years after getting boobs and going super slutty she end up in the porn industry.

At least there was the occasional happy ending.

[cooper barrett]

Your HIGH expectations are "hind" tit A middle row seat is a step up for you.


2 thumbs up for this quality content. You somehow managed to exceed my high expectations. We need more threads like this.

[cooper barrett]

For something this important, always follow this advice:

Buy once, cry once.

$12k includes washing and polishing the old beater she drives, unless somethings out of wack $7500 will cover it.


"Always buy the best and only cry once." Kelly's Boats Lake of the Ozarks

Vail, She is like a 3rd date, you know she wants them but she has to convince you she put up a good fight. It's that or her girlfriend has her spraying the ceiling and she is just using you so people don't know she's a hardwood floor kind of gal.

Find out who the GF is and buy her come clothes rod nipple hooks.

[Sassy Squatch]

Your HIGH expectations are "hind" tit A middle row seat is a step up for you.
What?

[cooper barrett]

What?

You haven't made it to 2nd Base with Ms. Piggy? Is this Clay?

[eDave]

What value does Cooper Barrett bring to this board?

None. 86 the weirdo.

[Rain Man]

Are fake tits a ticking timebomb? seems like I heard that at one point, basically you have to replace or remove them after so many years pass or the will fail, leak, and kill the woman?

What happens if there's an apocalypse and society collapses? If this is true, the risks are unacceptable, even if they would look really good in brass sci fi armor for a few years.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoB6ikVPtPKGDd490EdK1v9GnF_n5Gx2xRnmowyZTZ-foiF2h3

[vailpass]

What happens if there's an apocalypse and society collapses? If this is true, the risks are unacceptable, even if they would look really good in brass sci fi armor for a few years.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoB6ikVPtPKGDd490EdK1v9GnF_n5Gx2xRnmowyZTZ-foiF2h3

Okay dammit now I'm back on the tits kick. Woman, get in here and look at this.

[Sassy Squatch]

You haven't made it to 2nd Base with Ms. Piggy? Is this Clay?
I legit never understand what the fuck you're talking about. Are you medicated?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

My wife got them without her personality changing at all. I wouldn't sweat it as long as it's her decision.

[vailpass]

My wife got them without her personality changing at all. I wouldn't sweat it as long as it's her decision.

Thanks for the reasoned input. Feeling good about themselves is the key behind it and every guy on the planet would do the same if there was a similar option. Full truthiness here though, I don't really care about I was just hammered and silly. Yet, in vino veritas.

[Rain Man]

Okay dammit now I'm back on the tits kick. Woman, get in here and look at this.

If she ever thinks that she might need to don armor, then she should consider the enhancements. Otherwise the armor won't fit right and she'll be killed by orcs or bandits.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.176610089.jpg

[MIAdragon]

I'll own the dumbassery. Don't need to explain the having a pretty girl part to you IIRC.

No sir, I’m blessed as well.

[vailpass]

If she ever thinks that she might need to don armor, then she should consider the enhancements. Otherwise the armor won't fit right and she'll be killed by orcs or bandits.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.176610089.jpg

Attitude. And belly stud. Now it's on.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Thanks for the reasoned input. Feeling good about themselves is the key behind it and every guy on the planet would do the same if there was a similar option. Full truthiness here though, I don't really care about I was just hammered and silly. Yet, in vino veritas.

Here's the other thing: go silicone under the muscle. They sit up well, and they're pretty damned soft. Also, whatever size you think you want, you should probably add another 100-200ccs.

My wife originally thought she'd go with 400. Initially, she thought 600 sounded ridiculous. She went with 700.

[booger]

Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".

She might come home with one of these one day if she hangs out on CP with us too long!

About:45 seconds in

https://youtu.be/NBLZ2PBJHjg

[vailpass]

Here's the other thing: go silicone under the muscle. They sit up well, and they're pretty damned soft. Also, whatever size you think you want, you should probably add another 100-200ccs.

My wife originally thought she'd go with 400. Initially, she thought 600 sounded ridiculous. She went with 700.

Good to hear it worked out well for her and thank you for the empirical data. Mine weighs in at 105 soaking wet so that rack would probably not sit as well.

[vailpass]

She might come home with one of these one day if she hangs out on CP with us too long!

About:45 seconds in

https://youtu.be/NBLZ2PBJHjg

LMAO Nice beaver.

[booger]

LMAO Nice beaver.

LMAO
Those shows are classics