MABS: Fuck you Chris Owings!

[TLO]

Feel free to bitch about him in this thread until his inevitable release.

[LiveSteam]

Who, what, where and why?

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Get a Boxberger thread as well

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I truly don't understand this signing. He does not appear to be better than Cuthbert, Bonifacio, or any other sub-mediocre bloke they could throw out there. The only difference is he plays multiple positions, I guess?

[TLO]

I truly don't understand this signing. He does not appear to be better than Cuthbert, Bonifacio, or any other sub-mediocre bloke they could throw out there. The only difference is he plays multiple positions, I guess?

I'd rather have an entire 25 man roster compiled of Chris Getz clones than watch another Owings at bat.

[smithandrew051]

Bring up Nicky López!!!!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I'd rather have an entire 25 man roster compiled of Chris Getz clones than watch another Owings at bat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

[TLO]

March 30th 2019 update - he's still on the team

[BigCatDaddy]

Yeah..Im for putting Whit back to 2nd and getting Soler, O'Hearn and Schwindel in the lineup.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

I guarantee you he's already Ned's favorite player.

[Prison Bitch]

What????

[ModSocks]

Fuck you Chris Owings you fucking motherfuckercucker

[Titty Meat]

This thread sucks

[RealSNR]

When the Royals start losing, I can't wait for Ned to experiment with putting him in the leadoff

[dlphg9]

This is one of those things that drives me crazy about Dayton Moore/Ned. They have to sign some shitty utility guy thats not good at anything, when they could get better production from someone else that's already on the roster. The guy has a 3.3 WAR in 6 seasons, but he sure is gritty. Gritty = small, white, terrible at baseball, Chris Getz. Literally every year we have someone like Chris Getz. Its DMs weird obsession.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Owings strikes out on a pitch 18 inches outside on 0-2. He can play multiple positions, though!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

And, worthless nonsensical signing Chris Owings ends the rally.

[TLO]

YOU SOB

[Flying High D]

Good to know b fore the draft though.

[zigbazah]

The thing about defense in baseball is you just need someone who doesn't **** up too often. Not ****ing up too often, even at more than one position, really doesn't make up for being an automatic out.

As others have said, Ned and GMDM's utility fetish is their most annoying aspect.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Owings strands 2 more runners to end a promising 1st inning. He is now 0 for 11 on the season, with 9 runners left on base.

[carcosa]

He fucking sucks!!!

[cabletech94]

aaaaaaaaaaand his first hit is a triple!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

CHRIS OWINGS FOREVER

[Coach]

Jeez Maldondo…. that was brutal.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Jeez Maldondo…. that was brutal.

Please stay on topic. We are solely discussing the ineptitude of Chris Owings in this thread. Except when he gets triples.

[cabletech94]

:clap:Please stay on topic. We are solely discussing the ineptitude of Chris Owings in this thread. Except when he gets triples.

:clap:

[Strongside]

Chris Getz > Chris Owings.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Owings strands two runners in a tie game in the 8th inning by striking out on 3 pitches, including strike 3 in the dirt!

[Munson]

Owings strands two runners in a tie game in the 8th inning by striking out on 3 pitches, including strike 3 in the dirt!

He's a piece of shit!

Send his ass to Omaha right after the game.

[cabletech94]

why the hell is he batting 6th?

better yet, why the hell is he even batting........

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Gore to RF. Whit to second and owings to the bench. Gore is legit. Dude almost had a bomb

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Owings 0-5 with 3 more strikeouts today.

Current numbers:
43 AB
2 BB
18 (!) K
.140 AVG
.178 OBP
.233 SLG
.410 OPS
0 HR
2 RBI
3 R

How can someone with absolutely no power strike out nearly every other at-bat and still be in the lineup every single day?

[Sassy Squatch]

Owings 0-5 with 3 more strikeouts today.

Current numbers:
43 AB
2 BB
18 (!) K
.140 AVG
.178 OBP
.233 SLG
.410 OPS
0 HR
2 RBI
3 R

How can someone with absolutely no power strike out nearly every other at-bat and still be in the lineup every single day?
Halfway convinced Yost is doing this to spite Moore and this horrendous roster he's been put in charge of.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

CHRIS OWINGS FOREVER.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Our first Owings-dong sighting!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

https://twitter.com/CraigBrown_BP/status/1124469165224550401?s=19

[TLO]

This sack of shit...

[Mama Hip Rockets]

21.60 ERA. Cut him!

[gblowfish]

You guys actually give a crap who the Royals trot out there this year? They got their puds pounded today.

[TLO]

Adios you sack of shit!