Chiefs sign Keith Reaser

[O.city]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There’s an AAFL signing - CB Keith Reaser from Orlando to the Chiefs, per source.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1113882074140893185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Iconic]

Almost won AAF player of the year.

" Reaser who was stingier in coverage than any other cornerback. On 30 targets sent his way, Reaser allowed just 14 receptions for 146 yards and didn’t allow a touchdown all season. He made three interceptions and seven pass breakups while sporting the league’s lowest passer rating when targeted at 21.7. "

https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/aaf-pffs-coverage-of-the-aff-comes-to-an-end

[Sassy Squatch]

Nice.

[Dante84]

Welcome back!

[big nasty kcnut]

Good.

[Eleazar]

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[TribalElder]

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[ModSocks]

Kameron Kelly is another AAF corner worth bringing in as a camp body.

6-2, 207lbs. Played corner at SDSU, and then receiver early in the AAF before they moved him back to corner halfway through the season.

4 INTS and only played half the season on defense. I liked him a lot coming out of SDSU. Was in camp with the Seahawks (iirc) his rookie year (last season).

Yeah, there's some homerism. Whatever.

[Iconic]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Deal includes $100k up front — $50K signing bonus, $25k workout bonus and $25k roster bonus, per source. <a href="https://t.co/3EEUn6cUiK">https://t.co/3EEUn6cUiK</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1113882484389888000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[O.city]

So, think he'll make the squad?

[TribalElder]

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[ModSocks]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Deal includes $100k up front — $50K signing bonus, $25k workout bonus and $25k roster bonus, per source. <a href="https://t.co/3EEUn6cUiK">https://t.co/3EEUn6cUiK</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1113882484389888000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Pretty damn good pay raise.

[In58men]

I can’t get too excited because Detoxing will tell me he’s a broke dick scrub and that he moves from team to team for a reason.

I’ll keep it subtle for his bitchass......Nice depth move Veach, didn’t break the bank, low risk high reward. Cool stuff man.

[The Franchise]

So, think he'll make the squad?

Obviously depends on how camp goes and who they draft.....but he may.

Breeland
Ward
Fuller
Smith
Reaser

If they want to keep 6 CBs....then I could see him sticking.

[Titty Meat]

Trash

[ModSocks]

I can’t get too excited because Detoxing will tell me he’s a broke dick scrub and that he moves from team to team for a reason.

I’ll keep subtle for his bitchass......Nice depth move Veach, didn’t break the bank, low risk high reward. Cool stuff man.

There you go again queefing all over the goddamn forum like Riley Reid after a 500-man-marathon gang bang.

You're such a sensitive little bitch-ass it's funny.

[Iconic]

Man the draft is going to be so much fun. So much depth everywhere we aren't necessarily tied to any position.

[RunKC]

Good for him.

Was with an NFL team, then fell through and had to go to the AAF, balled out there and now he’s earned his way back for another shot.

Hope he does well this time.

[ModSocks]

I can’t get too excited because Detoxing will....

See, that's that shit im talking about.

Who the fuck gets excited over a guy projected to be at the bottom of the roster, with an outside shot of even sticking?

LMAO

Normal people don't use the word "excited" for players like that.

Intrigued? Hopeful? Potential? Those are words normal people use.

"Excited"? LMAO

[In58men]

See, that's that shit im talking about.

Who the **** gets excited over a guy projected to be at the bottom of the roster, with an outside shot of even sticking?

LMAO

Normal people don't use the word "excited" for players like that.

Intrigued? Hopeful? Potential? Those are words normal people use.

"Excited"? LMAO

Sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you.

He’s okay for sure, depth is always good.

[Rasputin]

We found him

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[ModSocks]

Sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you.

He’s okay for sure, depth is always good.

Here i'll help you out. Stop queefing on the forum, people are tired of reading your crying.

Take my advice. Please. I'm sure people are tired of watching me make fun of you too.

[Iconic]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Keith Reaser takes it ALL. THE. WAY! <br><br>(Via <a href="https://twitter.com/TheAAF?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TheAAF</a>)<a href="https://t.co/XPS5rImwrB">pic.twitter.com/XPS5rImwrB</a></p>&mdash; PFF_AAF (@PFF_AAF) <a href="https://twitter.com/PFF_AAF/status/1104467985719353344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[loochy]

See, that's that shit im talking about.

Who the fuck gets excited over a guy projected to be at the bottom of the roster, with an outside shot of even sticking?

LMAO

Normal people don't use the word "excited" for players like that.

Intrigued? Hopeful? Potential? Those are words normal people use.

"Excited"? LMAO

We aren't REALLY that excited...it's just that there's really nothing else going on right now.

[ModSocks]

We aren't REALLY that excited...it's just that there's really nothing else going on right now.

You're not in58men.

Everyone seems pretty realistic about what this signing is.

It's just this guy....a girly-guy, who seems rather worried that i'll put a cork up his ass and stop the rainbows from gushing everywhere over Keith Reaser.

[In58men]

Here i'll help you out. Stop queefing on the forum, people are tired of reading your crying.

Take my advice. Please. I'm sure people are tired of watching me make fun of you too.

I think it’s the other way around and most people can agree with me.

I’m not the one shitting on every signing. I’m more positive, some action is better than none. I like this signing A LOT!!!!

[O.city]

You're not in58men.

Everyone seems pretty realistic about what this signing is.

It's just this guy....a girly-guy, who seems rather worried that i'll put a cork up his ass and stop the rainbows from gushing everywhere over Keith Reaser.

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I'm excited

[htismaqe]

Can you guys just get a room and get it over with?

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

You guys do realize he was with our squad last year right?

[ModSocks]

I think it’s the other way around and most people can agree with me.

I’m not the one shitting on every signing. I’m more positive, some action is better than none. I like this signing A LOT!!!!

You're an idiot, and you're dramatic. You brought this shit into THIS thread because you're a whiny bitch.

And i'm not gonna shut up. I'm going to point out how fucking retarded you are. Every time you ask for it.

So this is all your fault now. Thanks for derailing a thread with your snail trail.

[ModSocks]

You guys do realize he was with our squad last year right?

LMAO Thanks for the insight.

[O.city]

You guys do realize he was with our squad last year right?

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[ModSocks]

Can you guys just get a room and get it over with?

It's starting to feel like an abusive relationship and the bitch just won't go away.

I say something. He finds a way to get his feelings hurt and then follows me around.

Weird.

[loochy]

You guys do realize he was with our squad last year right?

Yeah but he got way betterer from playing against scrubs in a now defunct league

[ModSocks]

Listen in58men, if i slap you, you leave.

You don't keep following me around asking to get slapped again.

That's what abused women do. Stop acting like an abused woman. Thank you.

[O.city]

It's starting to feel like an abusive relationship and the bitch just won't go away.

I say something. He finds a way to get his feelings hurt and then follows me around.

Weird.

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[In58men]

You're an idiot, and you're dramatic. You brought this shit into THIS thread because you're a whiny bitch.

And i'm not gonna shut up. I'm going to point out how ****ing retarded you are. Every time you ask for it.

So this is all your fault now. Thanks for derailing a thread with your snail trail.

I think we’re all just tired of you being a negative cry baby about everything we do. There’s not need for it.

[ModSocks]

I think we’re all just tired of you being a negative cry baby about everything we do. There’s not need for it.

Who the fuck is "we're all?" LMAO

You're just a sniveling bitch who can't talk football like an adult with out getting all emo about it.

"WHHHAAAAA YOU'RE SO NEGATIVE WHAAAA".


Worse than the Alexsexuals.

[In58men]

Who the **** is "we're all?" LMAO

You're just a sniveling bitch who can't talk football like an adult with out getting all emo about it.

"WHHHAAAAA YOU'RE SO NEGATIVE WHAAAA".


Worse than the Alexsexuals.

Yeah, I’m done. Have fun being a miserable fuck.

Go Chiefs!!!!!

[ModSocks]

Yeah, I’m done. Have fun being a miserable fuck.

Go Chiefs!!!!!

Good. You dumb bitch.

You never shoulda been in this thread starting shit in the first place.

Now kindly go fuck yourself and plug a tampon up that bleeding pussy of yours. Deuces.

[BIG_DADDY]

Listen in58men, if i slap you, you leave.

You don't keep following me around asking to get slapped again.

That's what abused women do. Stop acting like an abused woman. Thank you.

Have you tried spitting on his cap?

[alpha_omega]

You guys do realize he was with our squad last year right?

Yep...and was waiting for this move.

[Iconic]

You guys do realize he was with our squad last year right?

Never got a chance to compete during training camp though. Got injured or some shit.

[ModSocks]

Have you tried spitting on his cap?

Have you tried vaccinating your children, or are you still being a neglectful parent?

[BIG_DADDY]

Have you tried vaccinating your children, or are you still being a neglectful parent?

What is your obsession with members kids Mr. Biden? Lighten up, you know it was funny.

[ModSocks]

What is your obsession with members kids Mr. Biden? Lighten up, you know it was funny.

Ive never commented on any members kids, other than to compliment. Not even yours until now. You got me mixed up with someone else.

PB is the resident child hater.

[BIG_DADDY]

Ive never commented on any members kids, other than to compliment. Not even yours until now. You got me mixed up with someone else.

PB is the resident child hater.

As I recall I was buying the beer next time I get down to SD. Lighten up Francis.

[O.city]

Who the **** is "we're all?" LMAO

You're just a sniveling bitch who can't talk football like an adult with out getting all emo about it.

"WHHHAAAAA YOU'RE SO NEGATIVE WHAAAA".


Worse than the Alexsexuals.

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[pugsnotdrugs19]

I know this is just a depth signing but it makes me feel like a CB selection in R1 is very unlikely.

[In58men]

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ROFL

[ModSocks]

Never got a chance to compete during training camp though. Got injured or some shit.

He got into some preseason games, pretty sure of it.

[In58men]

I know this is just a depth signing but it makes me feel like a CB selection in R1 is very unlikely.

I really can’t say what the Chiefs will do in the first round, but with the recent signings of Ogbah and Reaser I’m leaning more towards Safety?

If we go the route I’m really hoping it’s Chauncey Gardner-Johnson

[Iconic]

I know this is just a depth signing but it makes me feel like a CB selection in R1 is very unlikely.

Yeah unless a shocking fall happens to the big 2. It's either a trade up or BPA all the way and who the fuck knows what BPA will be. Maybe a WR?

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Yeah unless a shocking fall happens to the big 2. It's either a trade up or BPA all the way and who the fuck knows what BPA will be. Maybe a WR?

I remember Veach talking up Hollywood Brown quite a bit at the Combine I believe, or he mentioned him in some capacity anyways. I could see them liking him a lot.

But doubt they’d take him before 29.

[ModSocks]

I know this is just a depth signing but it makes me feel like a CB selection in R1 is very unlikely.

I don't think this signing has any bearing on anything.

It's just a chance to bring back a familiar player, that they see potential in, back to camp for another go-round.

[srvy]

Good for him.

Was with an NFL team, then fell through and had to go to the AAF, balled out there and now he’s earned his way back for another shot.

Hope he does well this time.

That name is familiar wasnt he with us a few years ago?

[SuperChief]

Kameron Kelly is another AAF corner worth bringing in as a camp body.

6-2, 207lbs. Played corner at SDSU, and then receiver early in the AAF before they moved him back to corner halfway through the season.

4 INTS and only played half the season on defense. I liked him a lot coming out of SDSU. Was in camp with the Seahawks (iirc) his rookie year (last season).

Yeah, there's some homerism. Whatever.

Look at Detox, banging the table for scrubs. ISN'T THAT DUMB?! :rolleyes:

[O.city]

I don't think this signing has any bearing on anything.

It's just a chance to bring back a familiar player, that they see potential in, back to camp for another go-round.

I think this is a good post.

[FAX]

I like this move ...

FAX THE EVALUATOR

[BryanBusby]

I'm fine with stacking bodies until something sticks

[ChiefGator]

This is the kind of player we have needed on our roster for a long time....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Depth for competition is always good.

[ChiefBlueCFC]

I'm all for creating as much competition in the secondary as possible. Chiefs should treat it like they did the running back position last year.

[ModSocks]

Look at Detox, banging the table for scrubs. ISN'T THAT DUMB?! :rolleyes:

See, i treat players for what they are. Camp fodder is camp fodder. I don't sit here pretending that they're something they're not.

That kid i mentioned may not even be on an NFL roster in '19. I don't argue otherwise.

But you bring 90 guys to camp. I didn't say the Chiefs should go out and get him to be anything other than camp roster backfill.

I think Reaser is a bit more than Camp fodder, but not much more.

[ModSocks]

I'm fine with stacking bodies until something sticks

Well you need 90 guys to open camp with so you might as well start with guys you've invested time in. Clearly they think he has SOMETHING.

[flinchfree]

Good. You dumb bitch.

You never shoulda been in this thread starting shit in the first place.

Now kindly go **** yourself and plug a tampon up that bleeding pussy of yours. Deuces.

A moderator on this forum would be good.
Love to see you get a week off and let the forum breathe...you suck the air out of the room with every line you write.

[RunKC]

I know this is just a depth signing but it makes me feel like a CB selection in R1 is very unlikely.

The ensuing Garrett Bradbury pick is in motion. The rage fest will be spectacular.

[St. Patty's Fire]

Happy with this. I want us to have 4 to 5 CBs we're comfortable having on the field. Compared to the uhhhh 1 and a half (Ward at the end) we had last year.

Step in the right direction. There could also be some untapped upside here given his AAF performance, but I’d be happy with a guy who can step in and be solid in obvious passing downs.

[In58men]

The ensuing Garrett Bradbury pick is in motion. The rage fest will be spectacular.

I would be okay with it.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

A moderator on this forum would be good.
Love to see you get a week off and let the forum breathe...you suck the air out of the room with every line you write.

LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The ensuing Garrett Bradbury pick is in motion. The rage fest will be spectacular.

You need to stop self-medicating, Dr. Feelgood.

[ModSocks]

A moderator on this forum would be good.
Love to see you get a week off and let the forum breathe...you suck the air out of the room with every line you write.

Either another whiny bitch who should just delete his account, or a mult.

Go drink anti-freeze aids, scrub. Whoever you are.

[In58men]

A moderator on this forum would be good.
Love to see you get a week off and let the forum breathe...you suck the air out of the room with every line you write.

ROFL ROFL

[ModSocks]

ROFL ROFL

I thought you were gone. Now your quoting your own mult?

Fucking weirdo.

[ModSocks]

Yeah, I’m done. Have fun being a miserable fuck.

Go Chiefs!!!!!

A whiny sensitive bitch, and you're not a man of your word.

[ModSocks]

A moderator on this forum would be good.
Love to see you get a week off and let the forum breathe...you suck the air out of the room with every line you write.

Thanks Coop, it felt good to submit a post that wasn't some perorative addressing another fellow Chiefs supporter.
Only just started reading and following this site, but jeez it's full of shitty commentary and bully boy practitioners...:(

Always thought forums were more interesting when a variety of thinking was encouraged and discussed.



5 posts and two of them are bitching about members. Yeah. Hang yourself from an aids tree. You dont belong here.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I still want to find a stud corner. Reaser is good competition

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Either another whiny bitch who should just delete his account, or a mult.

Go drink anti-freeze aids, scrub. Whoever you are.

Yeah, see if I make a post like this to a n00b I get thread-booted or Rompered.

I call bullshit.

[ModSocks]

Yeah, see if I make a post like this to a n00b I get thread-booted or Rompered.

I call bullshit.

Well that's an injustice, SDH. I'm sorry to hear that.

This is a time honored tradition that all valued CP members get to enjoy.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Well that's an injustice, SDH. I'm sorry to hear that.

This is a time honored tradition that all valued CP members get to enjoy.

Right???

[Simply Red]

Christ

[DaFace]

A moderator on this forum would be good.
Love to see you get a week off and let the forum breathe...you suck the air out of the room with every line you write.

We have plenty of them. We just don't agree with you about what we should censor.

[Simply Red]

I'm excited for about .5 secs every time I read 'Chiefs Sign' threads - then i make it to the player's name. It's almost always hot garbage.

[HemiEd]

A moderator on this forum would be good.
Love to see you get a week off and let the forum breathe...you suck the air out of the room with every line you write.

ROFLROFL

[seclark]

Christ

He aint in this thread.
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[DaFace]

He aint in this thread.
sec

Or so you think.

[Simply Red]

He aint in this thread.
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we need to sign him.

[loochy]

Or so you think.

He's everywhere man

[poolboy]

if you can make your bones at cb in arena league or aaf, you can cover

[WarChief]

Good depth signing, should make the team assuming we don't draft three corners.

[CoMoChief]

Not gonna make/break the defense, but hopefully a solid (ascending) #4-5 CB.

Not sure how much of playing in the AAF league has helped the guy, but at least he's gotten in some snaps/playing time while there and has made the most of it. Hopefully he's gained a little bit of confidence. But he's going up against better talent now, we'll see...

I still think the Chiefs need to draft a CB early if able...or perhaps trade for one. Team needs a true #1CB.

[ModSocks]

Obviously depends on how camp goes and who they draft.....but he may.

Breeland
Ward
Fuller
Smith
Reaser

If they want to keep 6 CBs....then I could see him sticking.

Good depth signing, should make the team assuming we don't draft three corners.

Franchise has it covered already.

There's 4 guys there that will certainly make the team above him. Then you have to assume that they'll add at least one more viable talent between now and camp.

Then there's all the moves that Veach loves to make post camp cuts. Considering Veach's track record thus far, we have to assume there's gonna be a couple of guys added to the 53 that weren't on our radar and spent camp on another roster. Last season it was what, 2-3 DB's?

I think he's far from a "Should make the team" signing. He's gonna be facing some stiff competition that we're not even aware of yet.

If he works out, fantastic. But he's gonna be in a dog fight for that roster spot for sure.

[flinchfree]

5 posts and two of them are bitching about members. Yeah. Hang yourself from an aids tree. You dont belong here.

You draw interest like flies to shit. Perhaps that has something to do with you being constituted from the aforementioned.

A poll I say on this forum.
Over under on your age and IQ
I'm going under 14 and under 86.

[flinchfree]

We have plenty of them. We just don't agree with you about what we should censor.

Brilliant.
Standards for behavior and language than only Donal Trump would encourage.

NFL here.

[The Franchise]

Brilliant.
Standards for behavior and language than only Donal Trump would encourage.

NFL here.

Feel free to leave.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Brilliant.
Standards for behavior and language than only Donal Trump would encourage.

NFL here.

We practice Freedom of Douche here. I suggest you thicken your skin and learn how to dish and take, or your short-lived ride will prove most unpleasant.

[Coogs]

There you go again queefing all over the goddamn forum like Riley Reid after a 500-man-marathon gang bang.


ROFL

RR is a bit on the naughty side!

[Sassy Squatch]

Jesus Christ. What kind of drugs makes you post like flinchfree?

[flinchfree]

Jesus Christ. What kind of drugs makes you post like flinchfree?

Yeh, sorry.
Walked in expecting a regular forum.
Been a participating member of many including FJ forum, Vintage baseball, and an Aussie rules team.
Never seen nothing like this place, but sure, go ahead, call ME the crazy pills one.:eek:

[ModSocks]

You draw interest like flies to shit. Perhaps that has something to do with you being constituted from the aforementioned.

A poll I say on this forum.
Over under on your age and IQ
I'm going under 14 and under 86.

We only accept non-pussies here. Sorry, you're disqualified. Rule 109, article 6: Too much labia dragging across the forum.

Feel free to go fuck yourself on the way out. You don't belong here.

Deuces.

[St. Patty's Fire]

Yeh, sorry.
Walked in expecting a regular forum.
Been a participating member of many including FJ forum, Vintage baseball, and an Aussie rules team.
Never seen nothing like this place, but sure, go ahead, call ME the crazy pills one.:eek:

I frequent another forum for hockey (much more active than this one) and the place is overmodded to death. can’t really blame them, they have like 150k members, but it’s always refreshing to come here and tell a bad poster to drink antifreeze instead of having to word it in a way that doesn’t seem insulting.

[flinchfree]

I frequent another forum for hockey (much more active than this one) and the place is overmodded to death. can’t really blame them, they have like 150k members, but it’s always refreshing to come here and tell a bad poster to drink antifreeze instead of having to word it in a way that doesn’t seem insulting.

Cool.
Can I get the name of that hockey forum on my way out?

[Couch-Potato]

Cool! Best of luck to him!

[SAUTO]

We only accept non-pussies here. Sorry, you're disqualified. Rule 109, article 6: Too much labia dragging across the forum.

Feel free to go fuck yourself on the way out. You don't belong here.

Deuces.

ROFL great post

[Setsuna]

Yeh, sorry.
Walked in expecting a regular forum.
Been a participating member of many including FJ forum, Vintage baseball, and an Aussie rules team.
Never seen nothing like this place, but sure, go ahead, call ME the crazy pills one.:eek:

This is the best forum on the internet bar none. The most fair rules I've ever seen on the cancer that is the internet. Reddit looks like Hope Solo's vag compared to CP. You'll still be welcome here ofc but don't expect to hold any meaningful conversations with anyone since you've decided to pick fights.

[flinchfree]

This is the best forum on the internet bar none. The most fair rules I've ever seen on the cancer that is the internet. Reddit looks like Hope Solo's vag compared to CP. You'll still be welcome here ofc but don't expect to hold any meaningful conversations with anyone since you've decided to pick fights.

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

Thanks, Oprah. We'll keep that in mind.

[TwistedChief]

I never would've expected the 'Chiefs Sign Keith Reaser' thread to be the most heated and engaging on all of CP.

Shout out to flinchfree who is obviously not a mult but instead Keith Reaser's mother.

Some advice: we have a bad history with mediocre corners whom the Chiefs sign whose mothers show up on CP to defend them.

See: Gaines, Phillip.

But good luck.

[SAUTO]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

Ive got a daughter in her early 20s. One that's 18 and one that's 13. They don't give a shit about chiefsplanet. And nothing posted here hurts them at all.

Maybe it's not the place for you, princess.

[Sassy Squatch]

I think he'll fit right in the D.C. subforum.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I think he'll fit right in the D.C. subforum.

Absolutely. Definitely a prime candidate for the Cosmutt Cooch-Washer Brigade.

[BryanBusby]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.
Do you like anal creampies?

[SPchief]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

What's your opinion on felching? Favorite flavor of antifreeze?

[eDave]

https://i.imgur.com/gx2RWPt.gif

[raybec 4]

The jig is up fellas, we better shut down the planet because a 50 year old man got in his feels

[oldman]

I don't see anything wrong with this signing, especially for the money. Maybe the guy will be a camp body or maybe he'll be a semi-stud. We found a couple of guys that could play after Sutton got his nuts cut (Lucas and Ward). Clark spends $100K on haircuts, so what's the harm?

[Setsuna]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.
Now look here friend. You can ignore a user and never see their posts again. There are options for not seeing things you dont like that dont involve you calling for them to be banned. Life doesnt work that way. You dont get to cry and have someone wipe your tears and jerk you off afterwards. Are you an adult? You dont seem like one tbh. :hmmm:

[eDave]

https://i.etsystatic.com/7645831/r/il/7711c4/984854748/il_794xN.984854748_6fcz.jpg flinchfree.

This shit-hole ain't for everyone. Used to be worse.

[bdj23]

Some serious autism going on in this thread.

[Cosmos]

https://i.imgur.com/gx2RWPt.gif

That is fucking hilarious!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

She's probably smoking one as we speak.

[St. Patty's Fire]

She's probably smoking one as we speak.

Yeah, maybe one of your hogs’

[WarChief]

https://i.imgur.com/gx2RWPt.gif

Holy! Out like a light and then immediately screaming. Crazy how the body works eh?

[rydogg58]

That is fucking hilarious!!

It definitely is. It's even better if you can imagine the chick on the left is Detoxing, and the one on the right is flinchfree.

[eDave]

It definitely is. It's even better if you can imagine the chick on the left is Detoxing, and the one on the right is flinchfree.

Bingo.

Ginger. Go figure.

[hometeam]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

LOL this fuckin guy.

Listen, if you can pull the panties out of your vag, this is the best group of dudes on the internet.

Safe space, it is not.

[ModSocks]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

Welcome to America you lily-livered bitch.

[JakeF]

Man the draft is going to be so much fun. So much depth everywhere we aren't necessarily tied to any position.

We need some starters, not just depth.

[bricks]

Shazam!

[RealSNR]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.
Misogynistic?! Homophobic???!!!!!

You like having sex with dudes and that's bad. Also, the gender wage gap doesn't exist; it's just a bunch of bitches on the rag.

Go fuck yourself.

[srvy]

:LOL:Either another whiny bitch who should just delete his account, or a mult.

Go drink anti-freeze aids, scrub. Whoever you are.

:LOL: If you didnt know it that guy is a big deal.

[CoMoChief]

So, on this best forum on the internet, if any of the 50% of the world's population wandered in and read the way DEtox writes, you think that's good?
Not talking about oppo supporters.
Or out of towners.
Just, lets say 3.9 billion of the 7.7 that are currently breathing on this earth, would get something useful from interacting on this forum reading that shite?

Never came across a place where giving voice to misogynistic and homophobic spew was actually seen as cool, and celebrated. Or even tolerated.
Reads more as a dark web hate speech venue.

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.

You're welcome to this venue, I guess the longer you stay the more immune you get to the toxicity.

LMAO

we're one big happy family.

get fucked

[crazycoffey]

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m excited about this signing. He gained some experience and cofidence and coming back to an nfl team, exciting to think about an accending player at a much needed position, better than overpaying an older declining player. Excitement for this week of the offseason.

[Titty Meat]

Brilliant.
Standards for behavior and language than only Donal Trump would encourage.

NFL here.

Fuck off

[InChiefsHeaven]

https://i.imgur.com/gx2RWPt.gif

I can't stop watching this!ROFLROFL

[ROYC75]

Well that's an injustice, SDH. I'm sorry to hear that.

This is a time honored tradition that all valued CP members get to enjoy.

Detox is the "new " Skip Town? ROFL

[UK_Chief]

Keith? Keith? Really?

[rtmike]

I thought I remember Veach praising this dude so iondered why they cut him.

Welcome back you piece of shit.

[J Diddy]

Some serious autism going on in this thread.

What does that even mean?

[Eleazar]

It's gutter trash like this, as a 50 year old man with a teenage daughter, I'm more than a little disgusted by.
Hope she runs the joint one day and gets the last laugh.



pics?

[raybec 4]

What does that even mean?

Apparently it means everyone in this thread was vaccinated as a child

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

pics?

I'd let his daughter have a run with my joint.

[jjchieffan]

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m excited about this signing. He gained some experience and cofidence and coming back to an nfl team, exciting to think about an accending player at a much needed position, better than overpaying an older declining player. Excitement for this week of the offseason.

Yep. I remember around this time last year that Veach felt confident in Reaser and another guy who I can't remember, stepping in at corner. But, Reaser got hurt and didn't make the team. I'm hoping to see him make the team and earn some playing time this season. His AAF experience gave him some much needed experience. Hopefully he is a better prospect now.

[dlphg9]

pics?

I'd let his daughter have a run with my joint.

Hmmm probably should have asked for more info before asking for pics or insinuating that she's doing something with your elbow or is it your knee. I don't think I have to tell you that the teenage years only include 2 years that are considered legal and 5 years that could land you in jail for a potentially significant amount of years.

Now with that being said asking for pictures of that dudes teenage daughter isn't illegal. And even though it's not illegal per say, there is roughly a 71% of It being socially unacceptable.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hmmm probably should have asked for more info before asking for pics or insinuating that she's doing something with your elbow or is it your knee. I don't think I have to tell you that the teenage years only include 2 years that are considered legal and 5 years that could land you in jail for a potentially significant amount of years.

Now with that being said asking for pictures of that dudes teenage daughter isn't illegal. And even though it's not illegal per say, there is roughly a 71% of It being socially unacceptable.

Yeah I'm not traveling to Australia in the quest for jailbait, I'm simply driving the last nail in this fool's coffin.

[Eleazar]

Hmmm probably should have asked for more info before asking for pics or insinuating that she's doing something with your elbow or is it your knee. I don't think I have to tell you that the teenage years only include 2 years that are considered legal and 5 years that could land you in jail for a potentially significant amount of years.

Now with that being said asking for pictures of that dudes teenage daughter isn't illegal. And even though it's not illegal per say, there is roughly a 71% of It being socially unacceptable.

Perhaps you are new here. ‘Pics’ is a sarcastic trope used when anyone voluntarily brings a female into a discussion on CP whom they don’t want CP to discuss. It riffs on the play of a sacrosanct card for a cheap point in a meaningless internet snit by comically treating the subject as equally cheap. Kind of next level stuff for a football board, but standard faring here.

[FAX]

Divulging an inside joke always makes me a little sad.

FAX

[dlphg9]

Perhaps you are new here. ‘Pics’ is a sarcastic trope used when anyone voluntarily brings a female into a discussion on CP whom they don’t want CP to discuss. It riffs on the play of a sacrosanct card for a cheap point in a meaningless internet snit by comically treating the subject as equally cheap. Kind of next level stuff for a football board, but standard faring here.

Good God I know this. I got MU'ed one time for saying it under the old regime. I was just messing around. I tried to make it clear by how I used my words.

[njchiefs]

We have plenty of them. We just don't agree with you about what we should censor.

So what exactly do you censor? I’m not a fan of censorship, but I’ve read some pretty horrific stuff here. It’d be nice to know the rules.

Thank you.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So what exactly do you censor? I’m not a fan of censorship, but I’ve read some pretty horrific stuff here. It’d be nice to know the rules.

Thank you.

Racism and me.

You're welcome.

[RustShack]

Good training camp signing. Let’s see what a partial season in the AAF did for him.

[milkman]

https://i.etsystatic.com/7645831/r/il/7711c4/984854748/il_794xN.984854748_6fcz.jpg flinchfree.

This shit-hole ain't for everyone. Used to be worse.

Define worse.


The insults used to be more original and far more creative, and rants were just glorious.

Now it's just a bunch of dipshits shitting all over.

This place is at it's worst now.

[Trevo_410]

Now look here friend. You can ignore a user and never see their posts again. There are options for not seeing things you dont like that dont involve you calling for them to be banned. Life doesnt work that way. You dont get to cry and have someone wipe your tears and jerk you off afterwards. Are you an adult? You dont seem like one tbh. :hmmm:

Ready for classic wow i see? :hmmm:

[Shoes]

Now look here friend. You can ignore a user and never see their posts again. There are options for not seeing things you dont like that dont involve you calling for them to be banned. Life doesnt work that way. You dont get to cry and have someone wipe your tears and jerk you off afterwards. Are you an adult? You dont seem like one tbh. :hmmm:

In my experience if you have enough money life CAN indeed work this way.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Define worse.


The insults used to be more original and far more creative, and rants were just glorious.

Now it's just a bunch of dipshits shitting all over.

This place is at it's worst now.

It's lack of true strife. Now that we've settled the QB question, things just aren't as life and death anymore, and the people who were the most invested in that argument have cooled their jets.

Meh. This board still sounds and feels exactly like the nut house I wandered in to 11 years ago.

[ModSocks]

Kameron Kelly is another AAF corner worth bringing in as a camp body.

6-2, 207lbs. Played corner at SDSU, and then receiver early in the AAF before they moved him back to corner halfway through the season.

4 INTS and only played half the season on defense. I liked him a lot coming out of SDSU. Was in camp with the Seahawks (iirc) his rookie year (last season).

Yeah, there's some homerism. Whatever.

Steelers signed CB Kameron Kelly, formerly of the AAF's San Diego Fleet.
Kelly finished tied for the AAF-lead in interceptions (4) with recent Broncos signee and ex-Eagles corner DeVante Bausby. His highlight reel includes a three-pick outing (including one brought back to the house) in Week 5 against the Salt Lake Stallions

[ModSocks]

Define worse.


The insults used to be more original and far more creative, and rants were just glorious.

Now it's just a bunch of dipshits shitting all over.

This place is at it's worst now.

Complaining about how this place "use to be" is all you ever do. You've been saying the same shit since i joined this forum in '05.

Time to get over it.