ChiefsPlanet ChiefsPlanet Spotlight: carcosa [Archive]

TLO

05-03-2019, 07:22 PM

Welcome back to the ChiefsPlanet spotlight for the second night in a row.

Tonight I present to you a poster who needs no introduction, carcosa!!!

You know and love him for his niceness and ability to produce 420 69 gallon bags of jizz per day. What a guy!

Let's hear some love for this wonderful poster and maybe leave a question or two for him down below.

This has been the Friday May 3rd edition of the ChiefsPlanet Spotlight! We'll see you again tomorrow where we will feature another valuable member. Until then, thanks for reading, and you take care of yourself!

Pasta Little Brioni

05-03-2019, 07:27 PM

efyL gihT

KC Hawks

05-03-2019, 07:28 PM

When did you first realize the Kansas City Chiefs were your favorite professional football team, and how did it make you feel?

Jewish Rabbi

05-03-2019, 07:28 PM

Carcosa, what is your favorite fast food restaurant to drop some dumpage at?

TLO

05-03-2019, 07:49 PM

carcosa seems nice

ptlyon

05-03-2019, 07:55 PM

Why are you gay?

Simply Red

05-03-2019, 08:09 PM

who is your favorite NFL football team?

Sofa King

05-03-2019, 08:12 PM

This guy/gal is fucking annoying. Can't stand the same dumb shit he/she posts every day.

Pablo

05-03-2019, 08:17 PM

have you ever got thiggy with it?

smithandrew051

05-03-2019, 08:21 PM

3 Yips for Carcosa!!

Yip!
Yip!
Yarp!!!

Pasta Little Brioni

05-03-2019, 08:28 PM

FormerturdQB4 Lyfe

New World Order

05-03-2019, 08:33 PM

Yip Yip Yurray!

RealSNR

05-03-2019, 08:50 PM

carcosa seems nice

Fuck you!

Thank you!

Hammock Parties

05-03-2019, 08:56 PM

how much do you love being my sweet baboo?

The Franchise

05-03-2019, 09:02 PM

This guy/gal is fucking annoying. Can't stand the same dumb shit he/she posts every day.

This.

Bowser

05-03-2019, 09:06 PM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/vqGeMsr.gif

rabblerouser

05-03-2019, 09:09 PM

This guy/gal is ****ing annoying. Can't stand the same dumb shit he/she posts every day.

You seem nice.

scho63

05-03-2019, 10:24 PM

This girl live near you?

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:30 AM

When did you first realize the Kansas City Chiefs were your favorite professional football team, and how did it make you feel?

I realized it as soon as I was born out of my mommy's vagina. And it made me feel horny!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:31 AM

Carcosa, what is your favorite fast food restaurant to drop some dumpage at?

Wendy's is pretty reliable for shitting dumps, but I've also found Taco Bell to have satisfying toilets

Titty Meat

05-04-2019, 12:32 AM

Carcosa how big are u?

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:32 AM

Why are you gay?

Genetics I guess!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:32 AM

who is your favorite NFL football team?

Kansas City Chiefs #1 yes!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:33 AM

This guy/gal is fucking annoying. Can't stand the same dumb shit he/she posts every day.

Fuck you!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:33 AM

have you ever got thiggy with it?

Sounds fun!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:34 AM

how much do you love being my sweet baboo?

On a scale of 1 to 10? ...69 lol

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:35 AM

This.

Fuck you!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:35 AM

This girl live near you?

Nope... she's dead!!! Lol

DaNewGuy

05-04-2019, 12:37 AM

This guy/gal is ****ing annoying. Can't stand the same dumb shit he/she posts every day.

Shut up cuck

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:37 AM

Carcosa how big are u?

I am 6 foot 9 with 3% body fat and a MASSIVE HOG

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:38 AM

carcosa seems nice

Thank you for starting this wonderful thread. You're a real sweetheart!

BryanBusby

05-04-2019, 02:31 AM

I am 6 foot 9 with 3% body fat and a MASSIVE HOG
As billay's agent I am formally requesting pictures for studying purposes.

Coochie liquor

05-04-2019, 05:23 AM

She don’t like she don’t like she don’t like....

Naptown Chief

05-04-2019, 07:57 AM

Carcosa is tied with a few other sweethearts here as my #1 favorite Chiefs Planet NFL football posters!!!!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 08:06 AM

Carcosa is tied with a few other sweethearts here as my #1 favorite Chiefs Planet NFL football posters!!!!

And likewise you are to me one of the top #1 sweeties on the Chiefs Planet dot com football message board of NFL team!!!!!!!

Kman34

05-04-2019, 08:11 AM

If you could be an Avenger.. which one would you be and why???

Naptown Chief

05-04-2019, 08:24 AM

And likewise you are to me one of the top #1 sweeties on the Chiefs Planet dot com football message board of NFL team!!!!!!!

It warms my heart to hear! Thanks!

carcosa

05-04-2019, 08:46 AM

If you could be an Avenger.. which one would you be and why???

CAptain Planet because he's swole AF!!!

BlackHelicopters

05-04-2019, 09:22 AM

Do you always upper deck toilets?

carcosa

05-04-2019, 09:31 AM

Do you always upper deck toilets?

Only if the Wendy's cashier was rude to me

BlackHelicopters

05-04-2019, 09:34 AM

Only if the Wendy's cashier was rude to me

Reasonable response.
Haven’t upper decked since JoePa scandal in State College.

T-post Tom

05-04-2019, 12:12 PM

I am 6 foot 9 with 3% body fat and a MASSIVE HOG

Do you want to eat crackers in my bed?

carcosa

05-04-2019, 12:49 PM

Do you want to eat crackers in my bed?

Tom-Post Thomas, I would be honored to eat some white people in your bed!

rico

05-04-2019, 01:23 PM

I think guys like Thig Lyfe and carcosa are acquired taste because they are so esoteric. It literally is a case of some people get them, some don't. I think they are fucking hilarious.

Pasta Little Brioni

05-04-2019, 03:55 PM

Mult

tx4chiefs

05-04-2019, 03:56 PM

carcosa seems nice
This!

rabblerouser

05-04-2019, 06:02 PM

Tom-Post Thomas, I would be honored to eat some white people in your bed!

Wow, that's completely racist as fuck.

carcosa

05-04-2019, 06:14 PM

Wow, that's completely racist as fuck.

Not my fault white people are so delicious!

rabblerouser

05-04-2019, 06:23 PM

Not my fault white people are so delicious!

Hmmmm, yeah. Okay then.

https://media.giphy.com/media/77JBBB0wIiFMc/giphy.gif

DenverChief

05-04-2019, 07:16 PM

I am 6 foot 9 with 3% body fat and a MASSIVE HOG

So internet translation - 5'4" 250 with a massive acne problem?

carcosa

05-04-2019, 07:28 PM

So internet translation - 5'4" 250 with a massive acne problem?

No

suzzer99

05-04-2019, 11:04 PM

carcosa consistently cracks me up.

There I said it.

Sweet Daddy Hate

05-05-2019, 01:43 AM

efyL gihT

seipsirC hsiF SJL

Pasta Little Brioni

05-05-2019, 11:43 AM

Ever shower shit?

OrtonsPiercedTaint

05-05-2019, 12:10 PM

This is not sink it in the mayo day

carcosa

05-05-2019, 12:21 PM

Ever shower shit?
Do you mean shit while in the shower or shower in a stream of liquid shit? Doesn't matter, answer to both is "YES!!!!"

Naptown Chief

05-05-2019, 12:48 PM

Do you mean shit while in the shower or shower in a stream of liquid shit? Doesn't matter, answer to both is "YES!!!!"

ROFL

rabblerouser

05-05-2019, 04:06 PM

Do you mean shit while in the shower or shower in a stream of liquid shit? Doesn't matter, answer to both is "YES!!!!"

Then there's the combo :

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e0/5a/74/e05a746c0c38110fe448291c90380fa5.gif

T-post Tom

05-05-2019, 04:12 PM

Do you mean shit while in the shower or shower in a stream of liquid shit? Doesn't matter, answer to both is "YES!!!!"

Is there no end to your sexiness?