-- The Taco Bell Five Dollar Grande Nachos Box: Now Available at Taco Bell

[carcosa]

Saw an ad for the $5 grande Nachos Box while watching Television yesterday.... Think I'm gonna go check it out. Will report back after lunch!

[Sassy Squatch]

Don't choke and die.

[ClevelandBronco]

Oh, good. The sour cream is reduced fat.

[ModSocks]

Been there done that. Better than a regular Nacho Bell Grande.

[Kman34]

Saw an ad for the $5 grande Nachos Box while watching Television yesterday.... Think I'm gonna go check it out. Will shit my pants after lunch

FYP

[Jewish Rabbi]

Please let me know carcosa! Might get this tonight!!!

[Clyde Frog]

FYP

Lunch? Who eats sober Taco Bell?

Edit** Just realized OP said lunch ROFL

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Don't choke and die.

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[carcosa]

Lunch? Who eats sober Taco Bell?

Edit** Just realized OP said lunch ROFL

TACO BELL KEEPS ME SOBER

[Clyde Frog]

TACO BELL KEEPS ME SOBER

What step is that?

[ModSocks]

Please let me know carcosa! Might get this tonight!!!

I already let you know. It's better than their regular Nacho Bell Grande.

[alanm]

What step is that?14

[Munson]

Enjoy your diarrhea!!!

[Jewish Rabbi]

I already let you know. It's better than their regular Nacho Bell Grande.

I’ve never we had a regular nacho bell grande either.

[gblowfish]

When I eat the Taco Bell
Soon I make the Taco Smell!

[ptlyon]

Chili cheese burritos are where it's at brah. Just had two actually.

[KCUnited]

What step is that?

#2

[Simply Red]

I wish I could come on board - I'm having a Steak & Shake - Taco Salad - 86 tortillas add chopped onion w/ 1000 island, kween.

[bdj23]

Chili cheese burritos are where it's at brah. Just had two actually.

Man those are good... but they tear me up something fierce.

My go to drunk meal.

[carcosa]

I'm eating it

[Pitt Gorilla]

Enjoy your diarrhea!!!I don't get comments like this. Does Taco Bell really cause people stomach issues? What sort of weak constitution does one need to have issues with Taco freaking Bell?

[carcosa]

I don't get comments like this. Does Taco Bell really cause people stomach issues? What sort of weak constitution does one need to have issues with Taco freaking Bell?

It's because taco Bell beans are the only fiber in their diet!!!!

[Mr. Kotter]

It's not something you would want to do every week even (unless you want a trip to the cardiologist) but....if you haven't had Taco John's Super Nachos, you are missing out. Get them with extra beef. If you are famished their Super Potato Oles w/extra beef is even better--think potato ole nachos. Best late night mexican chain food ever. You can thank me later.

[Pitt Gorilla]

It's not something you would want to do every week even (unless you want a trip to the cardiologist) but....if you haven't had Taco John's Super Nachos, you are missing out. Get them with extra beef. If you are famished their Super Potato Oles w/extra beef is even better--think potato ole nachos. Best late night mexican chain food ever. You can thank me later.Those are quite good.

Taco John's House Salsa is straight fire.

[Jewish Rabbi]

I'm eating it

HOW WAS IT MOTHERFUCKER

[Simply Red]

It's not something you would want to do every week even (unless you want a trip to the cardiologist) but....if you haven't had Taco John's Super Nachos, you are missing out. Get them with extra beef. If you are famished their Super Potato Oles w/extra beef is even better--think potato ole nachos. Best late night mexican chain food ever. You can thank me later.

I love Taco Johns and CP knows this - but we don't have in Georgia :(

[ChiliConCarnage]

I'm eating it

40+ minutes later and he's still going.. or he died.

[carcosa]

HOW WAS IT MOTHERFUCKER

Pretty good

[Sorry]

I’ve never we had a regular nacho bell grande either.

It's their best item and the nachos are actually tasty

[Mr. Kotter]

Pretty good

That's it..... :spock:

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being a soggy cold hot dog on a dry bun no condiments and 10 being the burnt ends and rib combo w/onion rings and mac 'n cheese from Joe's BBQ...what was it?

Anything less than a 6, forget it....7.5 and above, gotta try it...

[srvy]

So now there selling grunt in a box.

[ModSocks]

Seriously, my review was better Carcosa. At least i gave our readers something to compare too.

Here Kotter, since Carcosa made a thread that he can't be bothered with:

The $5 Nachos use both the melted nacho cheese and shredded cheese. It does not use the same chips as a Nacho Bell Grande. These chips are better, thicker and won't get soggy as quickly.

Overall, the $5 Nacho box is simply better in nearly every way than the traditional Nacho Bell Grande. .

Matter of fact, i'll get some for lunch right now and give you a full report.

[ptlyon]

Seriously, my review was better Carcosa. At least i gave our readers something to compare too.

Here Kotter, since Carcosa made a thread that he can't be bothered with:

The $5 Nachos use both the melted nacho cheese and shredded cheese. It does not use the same chips as a Nacho Bell Grande. These chips are better, thicker and won't get soggy as quickly.

Overall, the $5 Nacho box is simply better in nearly every way than the traditional Nacho Bell Grande. .

Matter of fact, i'll get some for lunch right now and give you a full report.

Bet you can't eat 3 of them

[ModSocks]

Bet you can't eat 3 of them

Bet i can't too.

[ptlyon]

Bet i can't too.

Dammit!

[Mr. Kotter]

Bet you can't eat 3 of them

Yeah, somebody ought to buy 3....beef, steak, and chicken. And report back. You should get on that...

[ptlyon]

Yeah, somebody ought to buy 3....beef, steak, and chicken. And report back. You should get on that...

Chili cheese burritos brah.

[ModSocks]

So we got:

Sour cream
Beans
Guac
Nacho Cheese
Shredded Cheese
Salsa Fresca

I am currently eating a $5 nacho box. AMA

[ptlyon]

So we got:

Sour cream
Beans
Guac
Nacho Cheese
Shredded Cheese
Salsa Fresca

I am currently eating a $5 nacho box. AMA

Was Brooke Pryor there?

[gblowfish]

So we got:

Sour cream
Beans
Guac
Nacho Cheese
Shredded Cheese
Salsa Fresca

I am currently eating a $5 nacho box. AMA

Hershey squirts followed by the inevitable tangy asshole. Film at 11.

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[ThaVirus]

What is it about Taco Bell that causes everyone’s intestines such grief?

I don’t think I’ve ever had any change to my regular shitting routine after a night of eating TB.

[carcosa]

Seriously, my review was better Carcosa. At least i gave our readers something to compare too.

Here Kotter, since Carcosa made a thread that he can't be bothered with:

The $5 Nachos use both the melted nacho cheese and shredded cheese. It does not use the same chips as a Nacho Bell Grande. These chips are better, thicker and won't get soggy as quickly.

Overall, the $5 Nacho box is simply better in nearly every way than the traditional Nacho Bell Grande. .

Matter of fact, i'll get some for lunch right now and give you a full report.

Fuck you!

[ModSocks]

Was Brooke Pryor there?

Maybe you mis-read. I AM CURRENTLY EATING NACHOS.

You think there'd be any Nachos left for me if Brooke Pryor was there?

C'mon man.

[ThaVirus]

I’d have to assume it’s those of you who don’t often eat spicy food..?

[carcosa]

That's it..... :spock:

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being a soggy cold hot dog on a dry bun no condiments and 10 being the burnt ends and rib combo w/onion rings and mac 'n cheese from Joe's BBQ...what was it?

Anything less than a 6, forget it....7.5 and above, gotta try it...

I'll give it a 6.5. I like the mix of real cheese and fake ass nacho cheese. The shredded chicken is solid. The guac is not great and the middle quickly turns into a not-very-appealing congealed mass of Indistinguishable Nacho Matter. But it comes with a medium drink which means BAJA BLAST!!!!!!!!

[ModSocks]

I'll give it a 6.5. I like the mix of real cheese and fake ass nacho cheese. The shredded chicken is solid. The guac is not great and the middle quickly turns into a not-very-appealing congealed mass of Indistinguishable Nacho Matter. But it comes with a medium drink which means BAJA BLAST!!!!!!!!

6.5?

What does that even mean? What scale are we using here?

We only comparing it to other fast food? To other Nachos? To other fast food nachos?

[carcosa]

6.5?

What does that even mean? What scale are we using here?

We only comparing it to other fast food? To other Nachos? To other fast food nachos?

I'm using the scale Kotter established, BICH!!!!!!!

[Naptown Chief]

14

#2

Step 13- Smashing a young lady new to sobriety.
Step 14- Making her buy you Taco Bell afterwards.
Step 15- Giving her a wrong number, so that she might be someone else's problem.

This is AA/NA/CDA 101 gang...

[ModSocks]

I'm using the scale Kotter established, BICH!!!!!!!

Those Nachos must not be sitting well because they've turned you into a cunt.

[carcosa]

Those Nachos must not be sitting well because they've turned you into a cunt.

How about I sit on your face and u eat my ass??!??!

[Naptown Chief]

Those Nachos must not be sitting well because they've turned you into a cunt.

How about I sit on your face and u eat my ass??!??!

I laughed at both of these.. Fun exchange. I had fun!

[sedated]

What is it about Taco Bell that causes everyone’s intestines such grief?

I don’t think I’ve ever had any change to my regular shitting routine after a night of eating TB.

It's the least funny and least original thing that people still think is funny and original.

[Hydrae]

How about I sit on your face and u eat my ass??!??!

Right after you ate Taco Bell? That is just nasty. :shake:

[burt]

The Taco Bell Five Dollar Grande Nachos Box > This Year's Crop of Cheerleader Wanna Be's

[Simply Red]

I laughed at both of these.. Fun exchange. I had fun!

It was fun!!

[Naptown Chief]

The Taco Bell Five Dollar Grande Nachos Box > This Year's Crop of Cheerleader Wanna Be's
This is true!

It was fun!!
This is also true!

[Sassy Squatch]

What is it about Taco Bell that causes everyone’s intestines such grief?

I don’t think I’ve ever had any change to my regular shitting routine after a night of eating TB.
Probably people that don't eat fast food. Had stretches where I don't eat it and it usually always unsettles the stomach a bit. I despise Taco Bell so it may be a worse effect there.

[Pablo]

Probably people that don't eat fast food. Had stretches where I don't eat it and it usually always unsettles the stomach a bit. I despise Taco Bell so it may be a worse effect there.

Or it's a bunch of old folks who have a rotation of mashed potatoes, tapioca pudding, mayonnaise sandwiches and poached chicken breast as their regular.

[PutQuinnIn]

Del Taco $5> Taco Bell $5

[Deberg_1990]

Someone once told me that Taco Bell meat is a powder and they just add water.

True or false?

[Jewish Rabbi]

I just had these... very underwhelming IMO. Mostly beans, hardly any beef.

[carcosa]

I just had these... very underwhelming IMO. Mostly beans, hardly any beef.

Should have asked them for extra bofa.......

[TribalElder]

Ate one of these on lunch break earlier this week

I felt like shit he rest of the day, main ingredient is salt

Would get drunk and do it again though

[Hammock Parties]

If I don't get laid this month I'm gonna get one of these and pound it, and fucking film it Joey's World Tour style.

[Hammock Parties]

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[TribalElder]

They just put some nacho shit on salt chips in a box

Like just in the box, no plates just cardboard box

[Hammock Parties]

i bet i can kill this

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[BlackOp]

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[BigRedChief]

Saw an ad for the $5 grande Nachos Box while watching Television yesterday.... Think I'm gonna go check it out. Will report back after lunch!5000 calories?

[rabblerouser]

i bet i can kill this

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If it don't kill you first!?

[Hammock Parties]

5000 calories?

https://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/info

1,130 according to this.

[TribalElder]

That sodium though

[listopencil]

Someone once told me that Taco Bell meat is a powder and they just add water.

True or false?


False. The meat is cooked off site by their vendor and shipped to them in plastic bags. They boil it in the bag to get it to serving temperature.




I had one of these nacho boxes. It was all right. Not great, but OK. I have to stay away from Taco Bell in the morning though because, apparently, I am addicted to their hash brown patties. They do something with the crust that is different.

[eDave]

Or you could go to the store and get yourself some cold cuts, bread, lettuce, and tomato that will last you all day. And you will live longer. Eating fast food is not a sound financial and overall healthy decision. Be better to yourself.

Just sayin'.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Or you could go to the store and get yourself some cold cuts, bread, lettuce, and tomato that will last you all day. And you will live longer. Eating fast food is not a sound financial and overall healthy decision. Be better to yourself.

Just sayin'.

TACO BELL 4 LYFE

[eDave]

TACO BELL 4 LYFE

RIP

[rabblerouser]

Or you could go to the store and get yourself some cold cuts, bread, lettuce, and tomato that will last you all day. And you will live longer. Eating fast food is not a sound financial and overall healthy decision. Be better to yourself.

Just sayin'.

Post makes sense.

[In58men]

Cheesy Gordita Crunch extra spicy ranch sauce.

You can thank me later. They’re amazing.

[rabblerouser]

extra spicy ranch sauce.



**** you. I would rather drink antifreeze mixed with the blood of Freddie Mercury.

I thought we were friends.

[Simply Red]

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[Mr. Plow]

Did someone ever establish whether the $5 grande nacho box was worth giving a shot?

I can assure you I'm giving both of Kotter's suggestions a shot this week.....

It's not something you would want to do every week even (unless you want a trip to the cardiologist) but....if you haven't had Taco John's Super Nachos, you are missing out. Get them with extra beef. If you are famished their Super Potato Oles w/extra beef is even better--think potato ole nachos. Best late night mexican chain food ever. You can thank me later.

[TribalElder]

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ONLY WORTH 4 DOLLARS!

I would agree

[SuperBowl4]

Or you could go to the store and get yourself some cold cuts, bread, lettuce, and tomato that will last you all day. And you will live longer. Eating fast food is not a sound financial and overall healthy decision. Be better to yourself.

Just sayin'.He's right You know. Now that Mahomes is the CHIEFS QB you want to start eating healthier to live to see all those Super Bowl Championships! If Alex Smith was still here I would say go with whatever Taco Bell has! If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well you oughta just don't drink the water!

[carcosa]

Or you could go to the store and get yourself some cold cuts, bread, lettuce, and tomato that will last you all day. And you will live longer. Eating fast food is not a sound financial and overall healthy decision. Be better to yourself.

Just sayin'.

Cold cuts are carcinogenic. JUST SAYIN

[Beef Supreme]

I'll never get over Nacho Grande.



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