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bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:00 PM
I've been to a gathering of the juggalos - ask me anything.

(Not currently a juggalo, but drunk)

Jewish Rabbi
06-01-2019, 08:01 PM
ARE YOU GAY

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:02 PM
ARE YOU GAY

I wish

Mephistopheles Janx
06-01-2019, 08:09 PM
Do you have a weave in your nut hair?

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:12 PM
Do you have a weave in your nut hair?

Woop woop fam, thank you for a true juggalo question.

I do not, but I might bust a nut in your macaroni.

Otter
06-01-2019, 08:12 PM
Did you see any public sex? What was the strangest thing you seen?

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:16 PM
Did you see any public sex? What was the strangest thing you seen?

Getting shot at by the Peoria Illinois police by pepper ball guns cus a mini riot broke out.

BWillie
06-01-2019, 08:20 PM
ICP sucks

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:22 PM
ICP sucks

Piss off you -ev retard. I can't wait til I take all of your money.

In58men
06-01-2019, 08:23 PM
Is it true that shaggy sucked Eminem’s dick?

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:25 PM
Is it true that shaggy sucked Eminem’s dick?

Is it true that you burned down your house with a bullet smoker?

BryanBusby
06-01-2019, 08:25 PM
how many gross naked ladies did you see

BryanBusby
06-01-2019, 08:26 PM
and did you swim in what they call lake hepatitis

KCUnited
06-01-2019, 08:27 PM
How do magnets work?

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:28 PM
how many gross naked ladies did you see

Only 1 and she was snorting coke

vailpass
06-01-2019, 08:31 PM
How’s that juggalette ass?

Third Eye
06-01-2019, 08:34 PM
I have a friend who performed at the Gathering last year and has since toured with ICP. He just announced he’ll be doing the Gathering again this year. He’s about as far from a Juggalo as you could be, but the exposure is too much to turn down. I’m afraid he’s going to pigeonhole himself too much if he keeps it up though. About of a quarter of his Facebook comments have “whoop whoop” or some other ridiculous nonsense.

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:34 PM
How’s that juggalette ass?

I'm a married man, but it was good when I could get it

Pablo
06-01-2019, 08:35 PM
Do you think your dad is proud of the person you are?

TribalElder
06-01-2019, 08:39 PM
how much faygo do you drink when chasing hits off your crack pipe

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:41 PM
Do you think your dad is proud of the person you are?

Of course - I just closed on a house despite barely graduating high school.

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:42 PM
how much faygo do you drink when chasing hits off your crack pipe

Faygo is the best cheap soda money can buy.

scho63
06-01-2019, 08:43 PM
Are you 25 years old or from Kentucky?

Juggalos? Really?

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:49 PM
Are you 25 years old or from Kentucky?

Juggalos? Really?

It's a great subculture filled with camaraderie that most people don't understand.

In58men
06-01-2019, 08:51 PM
Is it true that you burned down your house with a bullet smoker?

Yes it’s true, like it’s true Eminem got his dick sucked by fuckboy Shaggy

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-01-2019, 08:51 PM
Have you ever consumed Faygo and if so, what is your favorite flavor?

Also, why would an individual who enjoys music waste their lives and time following two talentless hacks in retarded clown makeup with the voices of Detroit garbage workers?
Thanks!

bdj23
06-01-2019, 08:55 PM
Have you ever consumed Faygo and if so, what is your favorite flavor?

Also, why would an individual who enjoys music waste their lives and time following two talentless hacks in retarded clown makeup with the voices of Detroit garbage workers?
Thanks!

Hopeless teens need something, and being a juggalo in the 90s was better than being a chiefs fan. At least I knew what I was getting into

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-01-2019, 09:06 PM
Hopeless teens need something, and being a juggalo in the 90s was better than being a chiefs fan. At least I knew what I was getting into

Interdasting...

And your FAYGO?

bdj23
06-01-2019, 09:09 PM
Interdasting...

And your FAYGO?

Rock and Rye you angry dickhead

OrtonsPiercedTaint
06-01-2019, 09:11 PM
Do you tent your juggs in the loo?

BryanBusby
06-01-2019, 09:16 PM
I hear bobdole is down with the clown. You should PM him about it.

bdj23
06-01-2019, 09:21 PM
I hear bobdole is down with the clown. You should PM him about it.

Fuck yeah bitch

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-01-2019, 09:25 PM
Rock and Rye you angry dickhead

ROFL

Pablo
06-01-2019, 09:27 PM
Listen to a lot of Primer 55?

The Franchise
06-01-2019, 09:40 PM
Do you have a hatchetman tattoo?

Favorite jokers card?

Fat Elvis
06-01-2019, 09:46 PM
https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/61683541_2489445811100622_6440209241654427648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQllqA57pU_PPbExCJsrCiTO2OKmM-S7cG_3x1vrHDlaQoSkEnVbUCF-_4P1VhEPJAm97yg3VNPNLnESo-MnuxNN&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=d1d866363196595c1ba629f1bcb939e3&oe=5D9E44A4

Deberg_1990
06-01-2019, 10:18 PM
I juggle things from time to time. Yes

Kyle DeLexus
06-01-2019, 10:21 PM
If you guys want to see some sweet stunts performed for Juggalos and Juggalettes check out Super Humman....I don't know why, but these things always make me laugh.

https://www.facebook.com/Super-humman-502614359923312/?__tn__=%2Cd%2CP-R&eid=ARAbOSH4laKgwzwNsV698yK6M_ySbnNdiO9WBe2Paa2JTJId1E9Wz5lFPDTXc6GCGZtXHYlMMlBDV22k

Kyle DeLexus
06-01-2019, 10:22 PM
I juggle things from time to time. Yes

What's his name?

BlackOp
06-01-2019, 10:27 PM
This came out a long time ago...but it's a really great doc.

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threebag
06-01-2019, 10:28 PM
Whoop Whoop Ninja

RealSNR
06-01-2019, 10:39 PM
Best song ever written?

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threebag
06-01-2019, 10:48 PM
Magic Everywhere In This Bitch



Dating Game is always worth a listen

CoMoChief
06-01-2019, 11:12 PM
I jammed a shit ton to The Great Milenko album back in HS.

Never been to a gathering though.

Imon Yourside
06-01-2019, 11:19 PM
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Sweet Daddy Hate
06-02-2019, 12:56 AM
Best song ever written?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8GyVx28R9-s" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
If Hellen Keller? Yes.

Demonpenz
06-02-2019, 02:14 AM
if she lost a little weight she would look like rikki lake

oldman
06-02-2019, 09:24 AM
Had a fraternity brother we used to call Gigolo. The guy had the greatest scam to not only meet women, but to screen out the ones that were "good girls" (1968-9). They weren't all free love back then.

TLO
06-02-2019, 09:36 AM
This came out a long time ago...but it's a really great doc.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GDixIy0xOjY" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Just watched this. What an interesting group of people.

rabblerouser
06-02-2019, 09:36 AM
I jammed a shit ton to The Great Milenko album back in HS.

Never been to a gathering though.

Jekyll Bros., Tunnel Of Love, Ringmaster...

I jammed all them shits. ICP are hilarious if you're in on the joke...

"Bring the clippers wit' me, they be coming in handy/when you fuck around with that cotton candy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=594A3kdASn4&app=desktop

Deberg_1990
06-02-2019, 09:52 AM
F*ckin Magnets

How do they work?

eDave
06-02-2019, 09:57 AM
Pretty tight community.

Kyle DeLexus
06-02-2019, 10:30 AM
Had a fraternity brother we used to call Gigolo. The guy had the greatest scam to not only meet women, but to screen out the ones that were "good girls" (1968-9). They weren't all free love back then.

What was the scam?

Ebolapox
06-02-2019, 10:35 AM
What was the scam?

The third step will amaze you!!!

gblowfish
06-02-2019, 10:37 AM
I hate the off season.

notorious
06-02-2019, 10:37 AM
If you guys want to see some sweet stunts performed for Juggalos and Juggalettes check out Super Humman....I don't know why, but these things always make me laugh.

https://www.facebook.com/Super-humman-502614359923312/?__tn__=%2Cd%2CP-R&eid=ARAbOSH4laKgwzwNsV698yK6M_ySbnNdiO9WBe2Paa2JTJId1E9Wz5lFPDTXc6GCGZtXHYlMMlBDV22k

Thank you for providing me with some quality entertainment. LMAO


THE MICROWAVE!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

Pablo
06-02-2019, 10:41 AM
Just watched this. What an interesting group of people.

https://i.imgur.com/cAFOwQ3.gif

Pasta Little Brioni
06-02-2019, 11:35 AM
bfuckin Magnets

How do they work?

Magnets bitch!!

Pasta Little Brioni
06-02-2019, 11:36 AM
Deuce Bugalow: Male Juggalo

KCUnited
06-02-2019, 11:38 AM
https://i.imgur.com/0itNofa.jpg?1

scho63
06-02-2019, 12:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0itNofa.jpg?1

She's going places! ROFLROFLROFL

BWillie
06-02-2019, 01:07 PM
Piss off you -ev retard. I can't wait til I take all of your money.

Call. Heads up for all the CP casino cash in the world? Clown world won't know what hit 'em :)

Easy 6
06-02-2019, 01:23 PM
BDj, I'd hang with you any time... but you're the ONLY juggalo I can say that about, all the others I've ever seen are the rock bottom remainders of humanity

bdj23
06-02-2019, 01:29 PM
Call. Heads up for all the CP casino cash in the world? Clown world won't know what hit 'em :)

Hahaha. Probably not. I actually dont have a problem with you, I was just drunk and giving you shit.

Are you at the WSOP?

Deberg_1990
06-02-2019, 01:31 PM
Any Bronies on CP?

BWillie
06-02-2019, 01:31 PM
Hahaha. Probably not. I actually dont have a problem with you, I was just drunk and giving you shit.

Are you at the WSOP?

Nope, not yet. June 20th I'm heading out until July 8th. You going to make it out?

bdj23
06-02-2019, 01:54 PM
Nope, not yet. June 20th I'm heading out until July 8th. You going to make it out?

I was gonna fly out and play the Big 50 if my plan to purchase a house fell through. What events are you playing?

I might try to head down to Tulsa for Rungood

BWillie
06-02-2019, 02:00 PM
I was gonna fly out and play the Big 50 if my plan to purchase a house fell through. What events are you playing?

I might try to head down to Tulsa for Rungood

Sold action for the following
6/21 $1500 WSOP Monster Stack
6/22 $600 Venetian 750k GTD
6/23 $800 WSOP 8-handed 750k GTD
6/25 $600 WSOP $600 500k GTD
6/26 $1100 Venetian Monster 1M GTD
6/27 $1100 Wynn 250k GTD
7/3 $10,000 WSOP Main Event

I've never planned to play so many tournaments, so pretty excited. Monster stack is the best tournament other than the Main Event mainly because it's a freezeout. Good luck in Tulsa, visit the Catoosa Blue Whale if you go off Route 66.

rabblerouser
06-02-2019, 02:43 PM
She's going places! ROFLROFLROFL

Like the Food Bank...

Mile High Mania
06-02-2019, 04:25 PM
https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-09-2015/iTs0Zj.gif

listopencil
06-02-2019, 10:09 PM
Is this where we post shitty music videos?


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WhiteWhale
06-02-2019, 10:34 PM
Have you ever consumed Faygo and if so, what is your favorite flavor?

Also, why would an individual who enjoys music waste their lives and time following two talentless hacks in retarded clown makeup with the voices of Detroit garbage workers?
Thanks!

Well, the second question has an obvious answer.

People who enjoy music don't. People who enjoy SHIT do.

ICP, along with Mindless Self Indulgence, is worse than ****ing dubstep. I consider it a crime against music.

Unsurprisingly you'll find many who like one of these stupid things likes all of them.

WhiteWhale
06-02-2019, 10:38 PM
I mean I'm not saying juggalos are trashy people.

I'm just saying that I once was getting busy with a girl when, in the midst of the act, I spotted her hatchetman juggalo tattoo on her leg. I immediately, during the act, was thinking of my exit strategy.

You know, once I was finished.

WhiteWhale
06-02-2019, 10:44 PM
Any Bronies on CP?

Somehow still slightly more respectable than juggalos.

jerryaldini
06-02-2019, 11:18 PM
Prefer the annual gathering of the Rainbow People of Living Light
https://youtu.be/rQgnPsUGZW0

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-03-2019, 03:35 AM
Prefer the annual gathering of the Rainbow People of Living Light
https://youtu.be/rQgnPsUGZW0

And then... there was worse

Dumbass clowns and dirty rute hippies; dear God please just kill... everyone!

ChiefsOne
06-03-2019, 08:35 AM
Do you know Tom Wood?

Bugeater
06-03-2019, 09:05 AM
What in the fresh hell is a juggalo?

Tribal Warfare
06-03-2019, 09:06 AM
What in the fresh hell is a juggalo?

Clowns rapping about Miracles bro

threebag
06-03-2019, 09:15 AM
I Gots Bugs On My Nuts

tatorhog
06-03-2019, 09:33 AM
Its like a time machine to Salina, KS in the mid/late 90s.

by the way, Santa Claus is a fat bitch

ModSocks
06-03-2019, 09:48 AM
I was heavy into them when i was an angry teenager. Their music is hilarious.

I thought the novelty of the Joker's cards was cool. Every time a "Joker's Card" (an Album) would drop it was suppose to share a part of the story of "Shangrala" leading up to the 6th and final Joker's Card which was suppose to signify the end of times.

Essentially, they ripped off the bible and re-named everything. I remember listening to their songs and playing them backwards for secret messages and shit. It was entertaining when you're 15 years old.

Then the 6th Joker's Card dropped and they went all hella Christian and started talking about Miracles and shit. It was awful. I tuned out after that and i think ive matured too much to enjoy their music anymore. I've tried but it just doesn't do it for me anymore.

ModSocks
06-03-2019, 09:52 AM
Some of ya'll take it way too seriously. It's meant to be funny. They're a pair of jackasses. Their music is corny AF. So are they.

I had one of their DVD's from a tour they did with Korn and Limp Bizkit. They had some naked stripper in the back of the tour bus and they were throwing ham slices at her to see who could get it to stick to her ass.

kcxiv
06-03-2019, 09:53 AM
Thank you for providing me with some quality entertainment. LMAO


THE MICROWAVE!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

lol omg what the actual fuck! That guy doesnt only have a few screws loose, some are downright missing lol

ModSocks
06-03-2019, 09:58 AM
Anyone remember their game? LMAO

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rabblerouser
06-03-2019, 10:26 AM
Some of ya'll take it way too seriously. It's meant to be funny. They're a pair of jackasses. Their music is corny AF. So are they.

I had one of their DVD's from a tour they did with Korn and Limp Bizkit. They had some naked stripper in the back of the tour bus and they were throwing ham slices at her to see who could get it to stick to her ass.

This.

Fish
06-03-2019, 11:00 AM
I've always thought it was super stupid and cringeworthy. But it seems harmless enough, so whatever. Let them embarrass themselves however they please...

Kyle DeLexus
06-03-2019, 04:57 PM
lol omg what the actual fuck! That guy doesnt only have a few screws loose, some are downright missing lol

He dropped a new stunt today. "Butt buster onto barb wire wheelbarrow ( ECW SABU STYLE )"

rabblerouser
06-03-2019, 04:59 PM
He dropped a new stunt today. "Butt buster onto barb wire wheelbarrow ( ECW SABU STYLE )"

"He Sabued yo' momma through the coffee table..."

BWillie
06-03-2019, 05:42 PM
I had copy of the Great Malenko album, wasn't a fan or anything, but wanted to see what they were all about. I was listening to it in the shower one day and my mom freaked out and took it, smashed it up with a hammer.

Yeah probably not something a pre-teen should be listening too.

rabblerouser
06-03-2019, 06:01 PM
I had copy of the Great Malenko album, wasn't a fan or anything, but wanted to see what they were all about. I was listening to it in the shower one day and my mom freaked out and took it, smashed it up with a hammer.

Yeah probably not something a pre-teen should be listening too.

Never listened to ICP when I lived with my parents; the worst things, lyrically, I listened to at that age were GN'R, Pantera, and Beastie Boys.

Now, my cousin DID get a copy of 2 Live Crew confiscated by my grandmother back in the day, the dipshit...

bdj23
06-03-2019, 11:08 PM
Clowns rapping about Miracles bro

Miracles is one of the worst songs ever written

rabblerouser
06-04-2019, 04:29 AM
Miracles is one of the worst songs ever written
"Rainbows and Stuff" is probaby worse.
Bizaar/Bazaar is a joke in and of itself; the last song sums it up : "you could've bought yourself a half-ounce of weed/but instead, you bought Bazaar..."

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-04-2019, 05:40 AM
"Rainbows and Stuff" is probaby worse.
Bizaar/Bazaar is a joke in and of itself; the last song sums it up : "you could've bought yourself a half-ounce of weed/but instead, you bought Bazaar..."

ROFL

bdj23
06-04-2019, 09:16 AM
"Rainbows and Stuff" is probaby worse.
Bizaar/Bazaar is a joke in and of itself; the last song sums it up : "you could've bought yourself a half-ounce of weed/but instead, you bought Bazaar..."

That's kinda why I quit listening to them. I felt as if they weren't trying anymore. Instead of putting out 1 album a year that had several decent/good songs on it, they were trying to put out 4 or 5 with 1 or two good tracks and the rest being filler.

The Great Milenko is still one of the only albums I own that I can listen to every track on, without skipping a tune.

Eleazar
06-04-2019, 09:20 AM
Best song ever written?

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LMAO

Huffmeister
06-04-2019, 10:07 AM
I love listening to ICP, they crack me up. "Send yo mama straight up to the sto', tell dat bitch to bring home a Faygo"

Bowser
06-04-2019, 10:11 AM
So is ICP essentially the rap version of Gwar?

rabblerouser
06-04-2019, 10:32 AM
I love listening to ICP, they crack me up. "Send yo mama straight up to the sto', tell dat bitch to bring home a Faygo"

The Joker's WILD!!

So is ICP essentially the rap version of Gwar?

Exactly.

Shit is hilarious if you're in on the joke.

https://faygoluvers.net/v5/2017/10/the-daily-dot-i-listened-to-all-of-icps-albums-and-now-i-understand/



The Great Milenko is still one of the only albums I own that I can listen to every track on, without skipping a tune.
And the crazy thing about it, as good as songs like "Neden Game" and "Halls of Illusions" are, it's the more 'introspective' stuff like "Under the Moon" and "Pass Me By" that really make the album truly great...

Skyy God
06-04-2019, 11:19 AM
How’s your Hep C treatment going, OP??

AdolfOliverBush
06-04-2019, 11:27 AM
So is ICP essentially the rap version of Gwar?

Let's not insult the musical integrity of Gwar by comparing them to ICP.

rabblerouser
06-04-2019, 12:47 PM
Let's not insult the musical integrity of Gwar by comparing them to ICP.

You're right, ICP are a couple of downright melodoc tunesmiths compared to the monolithic buzzsaw that is GWAR.

RollChiefsRoll
06-04-2019, 01:38 PM
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Warrick
06-04-2019, 03:28 PM
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Bunch of crazy fuckers... ICP sucks ass!

rabblerouser
06-04-2019, 04:15 PM
This song is probably perfect for CP, judging by what I've seen posted here : https://youtu.be/eKdHHUyisqE

(Can't embed on my phone, just as well because embedded videos slow shit down anyway)

rabblerouser
06-04-2019, 04:16 PM
More ICP for CP : https://youtu.be/hSoyI4z8rqc

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-04-2019, 04:32 PM
This song is probably perfect for CP, judging by what I've seen posted here : https://youtu.be/eKdHHUyisqE

(Can't embed on my phone, just as well because embedded videos slow shit down anyway)
ROFL
That's fucked up.

rabblerouser
06-05-2019, 02:56 AM
ROFL
That's ****ed up.

Oh yeah, toldjya they're hilarious.

That song reminds me of Billay, for some reason...

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-05-2019, 05:32 AM
Oh yeah, toldjya they're hilarious.

That song reminds me of Billay, for some reason...

I could see Billay singing that to Clay, yes.

rabblerouser
06-05-2019, 06:00 AM
I could see Billay singing that to Clay, yes.

Yup.

BryanBusby
06-27-2019, 08:01 AM
Do you know this juggalo by chance?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Front flip onto light tubes <br>( WWE JEFF HARDY STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/dontrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#dontrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/GzRTBCqokV">pic.twitter.com/GzRTBCqokV</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1143821359484755971?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2019</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I mean really, they are all quite impressive.

https://twitter.com/superhumman1234?s=17

Demonpenz
06-27-2019, 10:00 AM
if you lost alittle weight you'd look like rikki lake

ModSocks
06-27-2019, 10:30 AM
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Mennonite
06-27-2019, 12:41 PM
I mean I'm not saying juggalos are trashy people.

I'm just saying that I once was getting busy with a girl when, in the midst of the act, I spotted her hatchetman juggalo tattoo on her leg. I immediately, during the act, was thinking of my exit strategy.

You know, once I was finished.


Your "exit strategy" will likely be the Hep C you contracted while fucking a juggalo.

WhiteWhale
06-27-2019, 04:11 PM
Some of ya'll take it way too seriously. It's meant to be funny. They're a pair of jackasses. Their music is corny AF. So are they.

I had one of their DVD's from a tour they did with Korn and Limp Bizkit. They had some naked stripper in the back of the tour bus and they were throwing ham slices at her to see who could get it to stick to her ass.

I have a way bigger problem with Juggalos themselves.

ICP always attracted a specific type of worthless white trash. I'm glad you grew out of it.

WhiteWhale
06-27-2019, 04:12 PM
Your "exit strategy" will likely be the Hep C you contracted while ****ing a juggalo.

Hep C isn't an STD.

It can ONLY be transferred through blood.

I know you'll argue this, but your'e wrong. Most people who have it got it from 80's blood transfusions or drug needles. You should have gone with any one of the many actual STD's.

I know quite a few who had it. All had multiple blood transfusions from complicated births or car accidents. The doctor was very clear that you would NOT give it to your spouse with sex.

I suppose if you're going REALLY raw in the ass, but most people aren't into bloody anal.

notorious
06-27-2019, 04:13 PM
Hep C isn't an STD.

It can ONLY be transferred through blood.

I know you'll argue this, but your'e wrong.

Anal?

Kiimo
06-27-2019, 04:14 PM
Do you know this juggalo by chance?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Front flip onto light tubes <br>( WWE JEFF HARDY STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/dontrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#dontrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/GzRTBCqokV">pic.twitter.com/GzRTBCqokV</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1143821359484755971?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2019</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I mean really, they are all quite impressive.

https://twitter.com/superhumman1234?s=17

dammit beat me to it

scho63
06-27-2019, 04:16 PM
If you ever needed to explain the word "White Trash" to anyone around the world, just show them this video.

There is no further explanation needed. :shake:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AXjm8hGB64E" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ModSocks
06-27-2019, 04:34 PM
I have a way bigger problem with Juggalos themselves.

ICP always attracted a specific type of worthless white trash. I'm glad you grew out of it.

Oh c'mon they're hilarious.

Kiimo
06-27-2019, 05:41 PM
Kid won't stop


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Front flip onto Barbwire<br>( WWE MICK FOLEY STYLE) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/dontrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#dontrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/HAsrCAksN2">pic.twitter.com/HAsrCAksN2</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1143549543054741505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 25, 2019</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

bdj23
06-27-2019, 06:03 PM
The Carnival of Carnage shirt that sperglord is wearing in his Twitter feed is actually quite rare.

Mennonite
06-28-2019, 08:14 AM
Hep C isn't an STD.

It can ONLY be transferred through blood.

I know you'll argue this, but your'e wrong. Most people who have it got it from 80's blood transfusions or drug needles. You should have gone with any one of the many actual STD's.

I know quite a few who had it. All had multiple blood transfusions from complicated births or car accidents. The doctor was very clear that you would NOT give it to your spouse with sex.

I suppose if you're going REALLY raw in the ass, but most people aren't into bloody anal.



Gee, thanks for all the advice on buttfucking a juggalo, Dr. Ackshually.

In point of fact the Hep C I was referring to was Hepatitis Clown - one of the many clown related STDs that the general public (and pedantic internet know-it-alls apparently) are generally unaware.

notorious
06-28-2019, 08:45 AM
Gee, thanks for all the advice on butt****ing a juggalo, Dr. Ackshually.

In point of fact the Hep C I was referring to was Hepatitis Clown - one of the many clown related STDs that the general public (and pedantic internet know-it-alls apparently) are generally unaware.

Hepatitis Clown is no laughing matter.

rabblerouser
06-28-2019, 10:43 AM
Gee, thanks for all the advice on butt****ing a juggalo, Dr. Ackshually.

In point of fact the Hep C I was referring to was Hepatitis Clown - one of the many clown related STDs that the general public (and pedantic internet know-it-alls apparently) are generally unaware.

Hepatitis Clown is the truly silent killer.

Skyy God
06-28-2019, 10:59 AM
If you ever needed to explain the word "White Trash" to anyone around the world, just show them this video.

There is no further explanation needed. :shake:

100% of those people should be chemically castrated.

ModSocks
06-28-2019, 11:06 AM
100% of those people should be chemically castrated.

HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF HUMOR???

Those people are fantastic.

rabblerouser
06-28-2019, 11:20 AM
100% of those people should be chemically castrated.

Can we start with rapists and child molesters?

Like, make a priority list?

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-28-2019, 11:49 AM
Camping with juggalos or 10 minutes of conversation with Zarna Joshi?

bdj23
06-28-2019, 12:28 PM
100% of those people should be chemically castrated.

Wow. Rude!

Shoes
06-28-2019, 12:35 PM
Camping with juggalos or 10 minutes of conversation with Zarna Joshi?

How long is the camping trip?

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-28-2019, 01:36 PM
How long is the camping trip?

48 hrs with all of the mind numbing booze you can consume.

Zarna is a full sobriety affair so that you may fully absorb the experience! :)

ModSocks
06-28-2019, 04:04 PM
Camping with juggalos or 10 minutes of conversation with Zarna Joshi?

Camping with juggalos means you can at least get drunk, high and maybe even fuck a skanky white chick.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-28-2019, 04:42 PM
Camping with juggalos means you can at least get drunk, high and maybe even fuck a skanky white chick.
^^^^
There truly is only one correct answer to this question.

Mennonite
06-28-2019, 05:08 PM
Hepatitis Clown is the truly silent killer.

No, Mime Clap is the silent killer.

Hep C is anything but silent. In fact it sounds a lot like Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" played on a calliope.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-28-2019, 05:36 PM
No, Mime Clap is the silent killer.

Hep C is anything but silent. In fact it sounds a lot like Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" played on a calliope.
ROFL

threebag
06-28-2019, 06:28 PM
^^^^
There truly is only one correct answer to this question.

Whoop Whoop

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-28-2019, 06:50 PM
Whoop Whoop

LMAO