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LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 02:00 PM
So don't do anything stupid between now and then and Happy birthday Joey

JimNasium
06-18-2019, 02:03 PM
WTF is going on here?

Halfcan
06-18-2019, 02:04 PM
What did he do?

vailpass
06-18-2019, 02:05 PM
What did he do?

It would appear he caught a case now he's doing a bid.

Abba-Dabba
06-18-2019, 02:06 PM
What did he do?

My guess would be that it was fueled by either meth, heroin or pain pills.

TLO
06-18-2019, 02:08 PM
Huh?

KCUnited
06-18-2019, 02:10 PM
Blewy someone to bits?

Frazod
06-18-2019, 02:13 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FVuADSM8-YM/maxresdefault.jpg

Fat Elvis
06-18-2019, 02:19 PM
Any word on Mr. Blonde's status?

loochy
06-18-2019, 02:32 PM
Did he unsuicide himself?

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 02:32 PM
I think Blond was gone before I became a member?

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 02:32 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FVuADSM8-YM/maxresdefault.jpg

Perfect LMAO

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 02:33 PM
What did he do?

Stepped over the edge and got caught. Is about all I know.

Skyy God
06-18-2019, 02:36 PM
So don't do anything stupid between now and then and Happy birthday Joey

Not shocked Joey and MethStream are friends.....

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 02:38 PM
Not shocked Joey and MethStream are friends.....

I'd definitely kick it with Joey. You I'd just kick

TLO
06-18-2019, 02:40 PM
Who is Joey?

loochy
06-18-2019, 02:43 PM
Who is Joey?

Dave Coullier.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/LW8em6JRiumHBN0xzK2oLllUIvk=/0x0:1280x853/1200x800/filters:focal(0x0:1280x853)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46295306/dave-coulier-full-house-getty_1280.0.0.jpg

KCUnited
06-18-2019, 02:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RB3vsPv.jpg?1

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 02:51 PM
Who is Joey?

A longtime member of the Planet.. Controversial member..
Those are the best kind of members. IMO of course

scho63
06-18-2019, 03:46 PM
Several of the "better" members are still serving jail time. Joey was one and Mr Blonde was the most famous of the members.

A few other did small time in jail but Joey and Mr Blonde did PRISON, not jail.

Halfcan
06-18-2019, 03:55 PM
Several of the "better" members are still serving jail time. Joey was one and Mr Blonde was the most famous of the members.

A few other did small time in jail but Joey and Mr Blonde did PRISON, not jail.

Do tell?

Easy 6
06-18-2019, 04:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RB3vsPv.jpg?1

LMAO

scho63
06-18-2019, 04:28 PM
Do tell?

Just like I did when eDave went rogue, I don't squeal and it's not up to me to call out CP members.

Some have been pretty open to telling others they had to do jail time for a variety of reasons.

Bugeater
06-18-2019, 04:42 PM
I miss that kid. Hope he can stay out of trouble this time

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 04:49 PM
I miss that kid. Hope he can stay out of trouble this time

Cave Johnson is shocked.

DaFace
06-18-2019, 04:53 PM
Confusing thread title is confusing.

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 05:13 PM
It shouldn't be confusing for old timers
Change out Kurt Cobain for Joey if you want?

Titty Meat
06-18-2019, 06:13 PM
So meth stream and Joey got caught with meth and Joey took the charges

patteeu
06-18-2019, 06:24 PM
Several of the "better" members are still serving jail time. Joey was one and Mr Blonde was the most famous of the members.

A few other did small time in jail but Joey and Mr Blonde did PRISON, not jail.

No one knows what happened to Mr Blonde.

Naptown Chief
06-18-2019, 06:49 PM
:hmmm:

stevieray
06-18-2019, 08:01 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RB3vsPv.jpg?1

Smells like Deliverance

stevieray
06-18-2019, 08:02 PM
Mr Blonde did PRISON, not jail.

?????

Where did you read this?

Frazod
06-18-2019, 08:08 PM
Like Pat said, nobody knows what happened to MrBlond. He said he was leaving forever, and he left forever. The end.

KS Smitty
06-18-2019, 08:57 PM
Kurt Cobain created Survivor Planet, an offseason game(s) in 2011(?) that created much chaos and supposedly crashed the server at one point. Survivor Planet 2 was mostly relegated to Casino Planet so as not to "clutter up" the front page of the Lounge. They were a lot of fun for the participants, not sure what impact they had on the board as a whole.

He is responsible for some Lexicon that is not in regular use but comes up once in awhile as evidenced in prior comments on this thread. He felt a strong need to be here.

He was banned for various infractions on a regular basis. I really like Joey and hope he will keep things on an even keel when he comes back, here and IRL. Sometimes it's hard to break a pattern/lifestyle even if it's not doing you any good. Change is not only hard it's scary as shit. A crappy life you know can be more comfortable that doing something new, even if you know it's your best most sensible choice.

The only link I have is the member list here, look him up and get to know him and an earlier time here on the Planet.

Edit: My current rep notation is Too fat/Omaha ROFL, he was involved in the CP Survivor games too, has anyone heard from him lately?

LiveSteam
06-18-2019, 09:06 PM
So meth stream and Joey got caught with meth and Joey took the charges

Lame. Try harder Billay

Bugeater
06-18-2019, 11:49 PM
Kurt Cobain created Survivor Planet, an offseason game(s) in 2011(?) that created much chaos and supposedly crashed the server at one point. Survivor Planet 2 was mostly relegated to Casino Planet so as not to "clutter up" the front page of the Lounge. They were a lot of fun for the participants, not sure what impact they had on the board as a whole.

He is responsible for some Lexicon that is not in regular use but comes up once in awhile as evidenced in prior comments on this thread. He felt a strong need to be here.

He was banned for various infractions on a regular basis. I really like Joey and hope he will keep things on an even keel when he comes back, here and IRL. Sometimes it's hard to break a pattern/lifestyle even if it's not doing you any good. Change is not only hard it's scary as shit. A crappy life you know can be more comfortable that doing something new, even if you know it's your best most sensible choice.

The only link I have is the member list here, look him up and get to know him and an earlier time here on the Planet.

Edit: My current rep notation is Too fat/Omaha ROFL, he was involved in the CP Survivor games too, has anyone heard from him lately?
I can confirm that Too fat/Omaha is alive and well.

Simply Red
06-18-2019, 11:52 PM
Joey is fine for being from Independence, Missouri.

Bugeater
06-19-2019, 01:08 AM
Misty watercolor memories...


https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/167511_190544097625851_3772614_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQldCRN1ATSXzYZenhRiixrXMGYEJPJBFV41pDfckWNrrbnKA0hg2PC1t7pvIadP9wQ&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=998b5178c01933131820245fe4662766&oe=5D89F263

007
06-19-2019, 01:21 AM
Misty watercolor memories...


https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/167511_190544097625851_3772614_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQldCRN1ATSXzYZenhRiixrXMGYEJPJBFV41pDfckWNrrbnKA0hg2PC1t7pvIadP9wQ&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=998b5178c01933131820245fe4662766&oe=5D89F263

What a shitty game that was

crazycoffey
06-19-2019, 01:49 AM
Misty watercolor memories...


https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/167511_190544097625851_3772614_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQldCRN1ATSXzYZenhRiixrXMGYEJPJBFV41pDfckWNrrbnKA0hg2PC1t7pvIadP9wQ&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=998b5178c01933131820245fe4662766&oe=5D89F263

What a shitty game that was

Hi guys!

PunkinDrublic
06-19-2019, 03:49 AM
Funny story, Joey randomly introduced himself to me at a game several years back. I’m hi fiving a bunch of people after a score and this kid with a slight lazy eye points at me says hey are youuu on the internet? I mention CP and my username and he says dude I’m Kurt Cobain, call me Joey.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 05:01 AM
Cave Johnson is shocked.

Cave Johnson is a fucking cunt.


Come back soon Joey Kurdt!

ChiTown
06-19-2019, 06:04 AM
?????

Where did you read this?

It’s funny how people just run with BS on here like it’s the truth.

FAX
06-19-2019, 06:52 AM
This makes me wonder how many Planeteers are jailbirds ... er ... I mean, those unfortunate souls who, through absolutely no fault of their own, have been caught up in the vagaries of social injustice.

When I think back on my halcyon, salad days, I count myself among the fortunate that I was never shot, stabbed, run over, or arrested.

My thoughts then turn to all those we have lost to the vicissitudes of youth.

FAX

loochy
06-19-2019, 06:54 AM
Edit: My current rep notation is Too fat/Omaha ROFL, he was involved in the CP Survivor games too, has anyone heard from him lately?

He died in a tragic fatty facesitting incident.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 07:33 AM
This makes me wonder how many Planeteers are jailbirds ... er ... I mean, those unfortunate souls who, through absolutely no fault of their own, have been caught up in the vagaries of social injustice.

When I think back on my halcyon, salad days, I count myself among the fortunate that I was never shot, stabbed, run over, or arrested.



My thoughts then turn to all those we have lost to the vicissitudes of youth.

FAX

I would wager at least 80% of this board has been arrested at one point or another. Or at the very least, had to go to misdemeanor Court.

Bugeater
06-19-2019, 07:40 AM
I made it as far as the city holding cell one time. That's it.

tatorhog
06-19-2019, 07:45 AM
I would wager at least 80% of this board has been arrested at one point or another. Or at the very least, had to go to misdemeanor Court.

misdemeanor/juvie court here.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 07:48 AM
misdemeanor/juvie court here.

Excellent! Thank you for sharing.

Frazod
06-19-2019, 07:48 AM
Never got caught! :thumb:

I’ve done some seriously stupid shit, too.

TLO
06-19-2019, 07:55 AM
I would wager at least 80% of this board has been arrested at one point or another. Or at the very least, had to go to misdemeanor Court.

I had to go to court over a traffic ticket once. Spoke to the prosecuting attorney before entering my plea and they threw the ticket out. A small court cost fee later and I was out the door.

ChiTown
06-19-2019, 07:56 AM
I would wager at least 80% of this board has been arrested at one point or another. Or at the very least, had to go to misdemeanor Court.

Overnight jail twice, but the last time was in my late 20's (25 years ago)

DaFace
06-19-2019, 08:32 AM
It’s funny how people just run with BS on here like it’s the truth.See also: every thread about Tyreek Hill.

Frosty
06-19-2019, 08:33 AM
I would wager at least 80% of this board has been arrested at one point or another. Or at the very least, had to go to misdemeanor Court.

My one brush with the law was a $100 speeding ticket (which was bullshit) that I just paid because it would have cost more to take the time out to fight it. I guess I'm in the lucky 20%

ChiTown
06-19-2019, 08:36 AM
See also: every thread about Tyreek Hill.

Semi Guilty. :)

Titty Meat
06-19-2019, 08:45 AM
I made it as far as the city holding cell one time. That's it.

You are addicted to opiates

Rain Man
06-19-2019, 09:00 AM
Is he really in jail? I don't keep up very well. If so, we should lift his spirits by sending him pen pal letters that sound like they're from an attractive woman.

Munson
06-19-2019, 09:08 AM
Tell him to stay away from Courtney Love.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 09:09 AM
Never got caught! :thumb:

I’ve done some seriously stupid shit, too.

You're very lucky!

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 09:11 AM
My one brush with the law was a $100 speeding ticket (which was bullshit) that I just paid because it would have cost more to take the time out to fight it. I guess I'm in the lucky 20%
Yep!

patteeu
06-19-2019, 11:15 AM
On parole for a murder I didn’t commit. Very unfair. Worse than CP moderation.

Titty Meat
06-19-2019, 12:51 PM
Speaking of jail what happened to Beach Tribe?

Easy 6
06-19-2019, 01:05 PM
Speaking of jail what happened to Beach Tribe?

Good question, I’d like to know too

Really good dude, but his life seemed troubled of late

LiveSteam
06-19-2019, 03:53 PM
I broke a guys arm, arm wrestling, in Sarpy counties holding facility. The bone between his elbow and shoulder snapped.

LiveSteam
06-19-2019, 03:58 PM
On parole for a murder I didn’t commit. Very unfair. Worse than CP moderation.

Patteeu, candlestick, billiards room

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 04:08 PM
I broke a guys arm, arm wrestling, in Sarpy counties holding facility. The bone between his elbow and shoulder snapped.

WONDER METH SUPER POWERS ACTIVATE!
LMAO

LiveSteam
06-19-2019, 04:51 PM
WONDER METH SUPER POWERS ACTIVATE!
LMAO

That incident was long before I ever tried meth... I'd been 18 for less than a month. Meth was about a decade later.

Rain Man
06-19-2019, 04:57 PM
On parole for a murder I didn’t commit. Very unfair. Worse than CP moderation.

I feel kind of bad about that. I was only trying to throw them off my trail.

eDave
06-19-2019, 05:24 PM
Just like I did when eDave went rogue, I don't squeal and it's not up to me to call out CP members.

Some have been pretty open to telling others they had to do jail time for a variety of reasons.

Hell, I've done 4 days myself. Not all at one time. For a variety of reasons.

seclark
06-19-2019, 06:15 PM
I shot a man in Reno...

Raiderhater
06-19-2019, 06:39 PM
I shot a man in Reno...

Just to watch him die.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 06:54 PM
Hell, I've done 4 days myself. Not all at one time. For a variety of reasons.

Goddamn Thuglife, slow your roll already...

eDave
06-19-2019, 06:56 PM
Goddamn Thuglife, slow your roll already...

I'm eDave, man. I'm gonna do things.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 07:04 PM
I'm eDave, man. I'm gonna do things.

One day at a time sweet Jesus?

eDave
06-19-2019, 07:08 PM
One day at a time sweet Jesus?

Thank The Lord He made me Caucasian.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 07:42 PM
Thank The Lord He made me Caucasian.

Wow..

I'm sending you to the Chief Hypocrite's office right now, sir...

eDave
06-19-2019, 07:44 PM
Wow..

I'm sending you to the Chief Hypocrite's office right now, sir...

For what? It's known that I believe that white privilege is a thing.

LiveSteam
06-19-2019, 07:45 PM
For what? It's known that I believe that white privilege is a thing.

Do you believe eBeta male,,,,,is a thing?

Valiant
06-19-2019, 07:45 PM
I would wager at least 80% of this board has been arrested at one point or another. Or at the very least, had to go to misdemeanor Court.

Negative ghost rider

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 07:50 PM
For what? It's known that I believe that white privilege is a thing.

Well that's cool. I guess you two can discuss pottery and diddling other men...

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 07:51 PM
Negative ghost rider

Good for you champ!

eDave
06-19-2019, 07:52 PM
Well that's cool. I guess you two can discuss pottery and diddling other men...

Odd retort. Tapout acknowledged, and all that jazz.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-19-2019, 07:59 PM
Odd retort. Tapout acknowledged, and all that jazz.

w00t! Bernie! whatever ...

teedubya
06-19-2019, 09:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RB3vsPv.jpg?1

This is legit hilarious.

Skyy God
06-20-2019, 05:48 AM
That incident was long before I ever tried meth... I'd been 18 for less than a month. Meth was about a decade later.

And there it is.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-20-2019, 05:58 AM
And there it is.

Being a meth head is far more intelligent than being a leftist so I have no idea what you're babbling about Cunt Johnson.

LiveSteam
06-20-2019, 06:31 AM
1996 and 97 I did some meth. Oh the humanity.

Skyy God
06-20-2019, 08:33 AM
Being a meth head is far more intelligent than being a leftist so I have no idea what you're babbling about **** Johnson.

http://i63.tinypic.com/vct1xk.jpg

patteeu
06-20-2019, 09:19 AM
Meth and Adderall are basically the same thing, right?

Skyy God
06-20-2019, 09:53 AM
Meth and Adderall are basically the same thing, right?

They're similar. But meth is typically made with hazardous chemicals, including:

Acetone is found in nail polish remover and paint thinner. It’s extremely flammable.

Anhydrous Ammonia is found in fertilizer and some cleaners. Mixing it with other chemicals creates a toxic gas.

Ephedrine/Pseudoephedrine is found in some cold medicines and diet pills. It can harm the respiratory system, nervous system, and heart in large quantities.

Hydrochloic Acid is used to make plastic. It is so corrosive that it can remove rust from steel and is capable of eating away flesh.

Lithium is found in batteries. It burns the skin, is highly explosive, and reacts violently with water.

Red phosphorus is found on matchboxes, in road flares, and in other explosives. It is highly flammable.

Toluene is found in brake fluid. It is so corrosive it can dissolve rubber.

Sodium Hydroxide or lye is used to dissolve roadkill. It is corrosive and can also burn skin or cause blindness.

Sulfuric Acid is found in drain cleaner or toilet cleaner. It is corrosive and can also burn the skin.

https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/meth-addiction/dangers-methamphetamine-ingredients-made/#gref

LiveSteam
06-20-2019, 11:46 AM
All that meth and I still didn't vote for Obama in 2012

loochy
06-20-2019, 12:55 PM
Speaking of jail what happened to Beach Tribe?

eDave had him "taken care of" after he didn't get paid back

eDave
06-20-2019, 01:11 PM
Cost me another $25. I really took a bath on this one.

And anyone calling out livesteam over his past should check yourselves. So he did a drug. Big whoop. He doesn't do it now.

Hell, he should be applauded.

loochy
06-20-2019, 01:13 PM
Cost me another $25. I really took a bath on this one.

And anyone calling out livesteam over his past should check yourselves. So he did a drug. Big whoop. He doesn't do it now.

Hell, he should be applauded.

yeah, but it was the trashiest of drugs

vailpass
06-20-2019, 01:20 PM
I would wager at least 80% of this board has been arrested at one point or another. Or at the very least, had to go to misdemeanor Court.

Arrested and released but not before spending a night in the Denver jail.

Detained by policia two different times in Rocky Point, Mexico. Paid the standard bribe to be released.

Pulled over for drunk driving in Denver hammered off my ass. Said the alphabet backwards, was released and allowed to continue driving. Should have been housed for that one.

All a long time ago.

Frazod
06-20-2019, 01:25 PM
Cost me another $25. I really took a bath on this one.

And anyone calling out livesteam over his past should check yourselves. So he did a drug. Big whoop. He doesn't do it now.

Hell, he should be applauded.

He was called out by a sniping eternally anonymous pussy. That's what they do.

Slave probably sucked ten dicks to raise money for his heroin habit last night, but will still call somebody else out over shit that happened decades ago. :shake:

LiveSteam
06-20-2019, 04:21 PM
I'd do 95% of it all over again.
Sex,drugs and grunge. That is what the 90s were about.
I had a boat. And that boat and I chased pussy from Gavin's Point south Dakota to Lake of the Ozarks.
Then one of those pussys had my kid.


THE END!

Bwana
06-20-2019, 04:31 PM
A night in the Roundup, MT jail for me. I got pulled over for speeding one night when I was 18. The cop was riding with a Game Warden, Warden sees my key chain which had a pheasant claw on it. Game Warden claimed it was a "falcon claw." My buddy and I had to spend the night in jail. Game Warden took the claw and I had to appear in court at a later date. By the time I showed up in court, the dipshit had figured out it was indeed a pheasant claw. I raised all kinds of hell in court about it, I was so pissed off. I told the guy in front of the judge, "You must have some kind of relative in a high place for you to be a game warden, because you really suck at your job." The guy turned as red as a ripe tomato, judge said, "case dismissed" and I drove home.

LiveSteam
06-20-2019, 04:38 PM
A night in the Roundup, MT jail for me. I got pulled over for speeding one night when I was 18. The cop was riding with a Game Warden, Warden sees my key chain which had a pheasant claw on it. Game Warden claimed it was a "falcon claw." My buddy and I had to spend the night in jail. Game Warden took the claw and I had to appear in court at a later date. By the time I showed up in court, the dipshit had figured out it was indeed a pheasant claw. I raised all kinds of hell in court about it, I was so pissed off. I told the guy in front of the judge, "You must have some kind of relative in a high place for you to be a game warden, because you really suck at your job." The guy turned as red as a ripe tomato, judge said, "case dismissed" and I drove home.
Ya I'd be pissed. My only weekend in jail was for kicking in a apartment door and breaking up a fist fight between two roommates.. I went to jail. Paid for the new door jam and several holes they put in the drywall. They went at it hard for several minutes before I kicked the door in and put a stop to it.

patteeu
06-20-2019, 09:24 PM
I'd do 95% of it all over again.
Sex,drugs and grunge. That is what the 90s were about.
I had a boat. And that boat and I chased pussy from Gavin's Point south Dakota to Lake of the Ozarks.
Then one of those pussys had my kid.


THE END!

ROFL

KurtCobain
09-05-2019, 01:52 PM
Thankyou for the birthday wishes, bud. Also thank you for stalking me. You rock.

DaFace
09-05-2019, 01:53 PM
Thankyou for the birthday wishes, bud. Also thank you for stalking me. You rock.

So WTF did you do?

(Welcome back.)

eDave
09-05-2019, 01:53 PM
Sup KurtCobain?

KurtCobain
09-05-2019, 01:58 PM
So WTF did you do?

(Welcome back.)

I just served four years for being a jackass. I was released last month. I would like to put all that behind me. I'm currently in a halfway house in NE KC trying to move on in a positive direction.

BTW, I missed the Royals winning the series and all this Mahomes business.

ARE WE ABOUT TO WIN A FUCKING SUPERBOWL OR WHAT!?!?!

DaFace
09-05-2019, 02:01 PM
I just served four years for being a jackass. I was released last month. I would like to put all that behind me. I'm currently in a halfway house in NE KC trying to move on in a positive direction.

BTW, I missed the Royals winning the series and all this Mahomes business.

ARE WE ABOUT TO WIN A FUCKING SUPERBOWL OR WHAT!?!?!

Fair enough. Best wishes for getting your life back in order. Pull up a chair and enjoy what is going to be one hell of a ride this season!

Frazod
09-05-2019, 02:02 PM
Thankyou for the birthday wishes, bud. Also thank you for stalking me. You rock.

Welcome back.

ChiTown
09-05-2019, 02:05 PM
I just served four years for being a jackass. I was released last month. I would like to put all that behind me. I'm currently in a halfway house in NE KC trying to move on in a positive direction.

BTW, I missed the Royals winning the series and all this Mahomes business.

ARE WE ABOUT TO WIN A ****ING SUPERBOWL OR WHAT!?!?!

Well, that sounds like hell. Good luck getting your life back together...............

And, Welcome to the Patrick Fucking Mahomes Show!

chinaski
09-05-2019, 02:11 PM
Well, I don't know ya, but welcome back!

How is the butthole doin?

eDave
09-05-2019, 02:13 PM
4 years already? Man, that went by fast!

Kman34
09-05-2019, 02:18 PM
I just served four years for being a jackass. I was released last month. I would like to put all that behind me. I'm currently in a halfway house in NE KC trying to move on in a positive direction.

BTW, I missed the Royals winning the series and all this Mahomes business.

ARE WE ABOUT TO WIN A FUCKING SUPERBOWL OR WHAT!?!?!

You are going to be happy when you see our QB play... he is awesome..

notorious
09-05-2019, 02:21 PM
The stars are aligning.

Welcome back bro.

Frazod
09-05-2019, 02:21 PM
BTW, if you'd like to experience the joy of the 2017 draft, here is the thread.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=307373

The first mention of the Chiefs appearing on the clock is Post 748. Enjoy.

KS Smitty
09-05-2019, 02:25 PM
Welcome back!!! Off-seasons have been pretty boring without your contests.

Marcellus
09-05-2019, 02:27 PM
Welcome back and best of luck moving on with your life.

KurtCobain
09-05-2019, 02:34 PM
Well, I don't know ya, but welcome back!

How is the butthole doin?

I had hoped we stopped allowing new members.

lewdog
09-05-2019, 02:39 PM
Welcome back man!

Let me know if you need anything (not drugs though).

ChiTown
09-05-2019, 02:41 PM
I had hoped we stopped allowing new members.

LMAOLMAO

Easy 6
09-05-2019, 04:17 PM
Best wishes in turning things around, Joey... and YES, we’re about to win the Super Bowl

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-05-2019, 04:20 PM
4 years already? Man, that went by fast!

Kurt Cobain says fuck you!:LOL:

rabblerouser
09-05-2019, 05:16 PM
Meth and Adderall are basically the same thing, right?

If you cook the Adderall down with Coleman lantern fluid and anhydrous ammonia, strained it through a coffee filter and let it crystalize...then almost.

Adderall is like, being on speed, but able to eat, sleep, and live a normal life.

Meth is like being on speed and coke, so twacked out you can't eat or sleep, and after being awake for a couple days you ate the dirtiest bathtub MDMA ever made.

That's the difference.

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-05-2019, 05:35 PM
Methamphetamine is methylated amphetamine. It's more lipid soluble so it crosses the blood brain barrier easier and is cleared from the CNS more slowly. The result is prolonged pharmacologic effect.

Bugeater
09-05-2019, 05:43 PM
OMG OMG OMG

cabletech94
09-05-2019, 06:09 PM
If you cook the Adderall down with Coleman lantern fluid and anhydrous ammonia, strained it through a coffee filter and let it crystalize...then almost.

Adderall is like, being on speed, but able to eat, sleep, and live a normal life.

Meth is like being on speed and coke, so twacked out you can't eat or sleep, and after being awake for a couple days you ate the dirtiest bathtub MDMA ever made.

That's the difference.


what the fuck???

i'd rather just eat a jar of mayo!!!

welcome back, joseph!!!

Dunit35
09-05-2019, 06:11 PM
Is meth a felony in Missouri?

The great citizens of Oklahoma passed a vote to make it a misdemeanor back in 2018.

LiveSteam
09-05-2019, 06:13 PM
Is meth a felony in Missouri?

The great citizens of Oklahoma passed a vote to make it a misdemeanor back in 2018.

Im moving to Oklahoma.

LiveSteam
09-05-2019, 06:16 PM
Glad to see you're back. Now stay out of trouble Joey.
Go join a Union and learn a trade. That will keep you busy, out of trouble and the bills paid.

Iowanian
09-05-2019, 07:28 PM
Walk the line joey. Good luck in your new start. All good in front of you.

Fish
09-05-2019, 08:33 PM
Didn't you carve CP into your arm? How's that lookin, bro?

Titty Meat
09-05-2019, 08:46 PM
Daddys home! Welcome back fam

scho63
09-06-2019, 04:44 AM
I just served four years for being a jackass. I was released last month. I would like to put all that behind me. I'm currently in a halfway house in NE KC trying to move on in a positive direction.

BTW, I missed the Royals winning the series and all this Mahomes business.

ARE WE ABOUT TO WIN A FUCKING SUPERBOWL OR WHAT!?!?!

How many other CP members did you meet there during your "staycation"? :hmmm:

Naptown Chief
09-06-2019, 07:36 AM
Hi!

KurtCobain
09-06-2019, 11:34 AM
Glad to see you're back. Now stay out of trouble Joey.
Go join a Union and learn a trade. That will keep you busy, out of trouble and the bills paid.

Thanks for the advice. I'm glad to be "halfway" out. I start work at a temp service for now on Wednesday.


BTW, if you'd like to experience the joy of the 2017 draft, here is the thread.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=307373

The first mention of the Chiefs appearing on the clock is Post 748. Enjoy.

I was arguing with guys in prison that we needed Mahomes late in the first round but they all liked Alex Smith and thought I was stupid, said we needed a cornerback more. Or we should trade up for the North Carolina kid. I look forward to reading all the draft stuff here from that year, as well as the Royals World Series stuff, but right now I'm on restriction at this halfway house and have limited computer access and no cell phone. Thanks for the link though.

And bug... I loooooooooooooooove ya.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-08-2019, 06:58 PM
Welcome back, J. You were missed.

RealSNR
09-08-2019, 08:14 PM
what the fuck???



i'd rather just eat a jar of mayo!!!



welcome back, joseph!!!


Ohhhh that’s just gross, though...

Chiefs4TheWin
09-08-2019, 08:58 PM
Holy shit. Welcome back dude!

Buehler445
09-08-2019, 11:39 PM
Huh.

Welcome back man.

Stay clean stay straight and best wishes.

mnchiefsguy
09-08-2019, 11:43 PM
Welcome back and best wishes.

ptlyon
09-09-2019, 05:41 AM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.kiro7.com/amp/news/trending-now/uncashed-kurt-cobain-royalty-check-found-in-seattle-record-store-basement/984211317

scho63
09-09-2019, 06:30 AM
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redfan
09-09-2019, 07:33 AM
Congrats!!

Predarat
09-09-2019, 12:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI