I NEED WEED!!!

[rabblerouser]

Fuck, I hate not smoking.

Between my grandmother (the woman who raised me) dying, and the breakup of my 7 year relationship within months of each other, my life has been turned upside down.

Wish I could burn a doob, do a little dab, etc. Would actually help...

*sigh*

I hate myself.

At least He Good.

Ready for the offseason to end. Training camp can't start soon enough...

[gblowfish]

Go to the doc and tell him you have glaucoma...

[staylor26]

Started my morning off with a wake n bake.

[In58men]

If my job didn’t drug test, I would give up beer for weed in a heartbeat.

[rabblerouser]

Go to the doc and tell him you have glaucoma...

I don't have to tell the doc that; I've already been diagnosed with glaucoma.

[gblowfish]

You could try nibbling on these...

[rabblerouser]

You could try nibbling on these...

Thanks, g...but I've got 11 more months. As of right now, nothing can be in my piss.

[TLO]

Thanks, g...but I've got 11 more months. As of right now, nothing can be in my piss.

Step 1: Buy an Escort
Step 2: Have them piss in bottles/jars/etc - Use this piss when drug tested. (They're probably not on drugs, right?)
Step 3 ????????
Step 4: Profit

[MTG#10]

Try to learn how to be happy without a mind altering substance. It's not as hard as you think.



*posted while drinking a beer

[FlaChief58]

Thanks, g...but I've got 11 more months. As of right now, nothing can be in my piss.

Do some blow. It clears out in 3 days

[TinyEvel]

Write a gratitude list.
Call another sober person.
Go eat a big ****ing bowl of frozen yogurt, ice cream or anything else you love that's not alcohol or drugs.
See a movie.
Call someone you care about and ask how they're doing.
Help a stranger.
Get out of your own sorrow and turn to how you can help someone else.
If all else fails, go to bed.

[lewdog]

Another help me thread.

Not alpha.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I don't have to tell the doc that; I've already been diagnosed with glaucoma.

THEN GO TELL HIM YOU NEED WEED

[rabblerouser]

THEN GO TELL HIM YOU NEED WEED

Not quite that simple

[Lzen]

Step 1: Buy an Escort
Step 2: Have them piss in bottles/jars/etc - Use this piss when drug tested. (They're probably not on drugs, right?)
Step 3 ????????
Step 4: Profit

Good news, Mr rabblerouser, your drug test is clean. Bad news, you have a urinary tract infection and you are pregnant.

[Abba-Dabba]

A good cbd concentrate and added cannabis terpenes, which would be the first choice. Or hemp flower being the next choice. Hemp flower you could still run the risk of coming up positive for THC and the flavor is lacking on most products.

[rabblerouser]

Good news, Mr rabblerouser, your drug test is clean. Bad news, you have a urinary tract infection and you are pregnant.

ROFL

[rabblerouser]

Another help me thread.

Not alpha.

I'll survive.

[Demonpenz]

Take advantage of how to live without it. I had to stop drinking and it was tough and I did every coping thing you could. Now I gamble, eat, and I don't work as hard. But my goal is to live to be 82.

[cooper barrett]

Go to the doc and tell him you have glaucoma...

What he has is Optical Rectumitus. chronic disease contracted at work, in a relationship, or when dealing with drug offender's courts, in which you get a "Shitty outlook on life"

"There is no unfucking the babysitter"

[Kman34]

Be strong... I’m rooting for you... it will be worth it in the end.. then you can smoke like a train....

[cooper barrett]

Do some blow. It clears out in 3 days

not!!!!

It will raise a flag for hair testing on 45% of people. most co's pass govt doesn't

[cooper barrett]

Be strong... I’m rooting for you... it will be worth it in the end.. then you can smoke like a train....

No he can't. another arrest will lead to prosecution as a second offense. possession and a paraphernalia charge is 3 strikes.. TOAST

That making you all warm and fuzzy?

You made the bed, you sleep in it.

[cooper barrett]

Take advantage of how to live without it. I had to stop drinking and it was tough and I did every coping thing you could. Now I gamble, eat, and I don't work as hard. But my goal is to live to be 82.

IN English, get a fucking life.

82???

[rabblerouser]

Be strong... I’m rooting for you... it will be worth it in the end.. then you can smoke like a train....

Thank you, brother.

[cooper barrett]

An electric train. He will be pissing in cups for 10 + years. Word!


Be strong... I’m rooting for you... it will be worth it in the end.. then you can smoke like a train....

[FlaChief58]

not!!!!

It will raise a flag for hair testing on 45% of people. most co's pass govt doesn't

Eye knew Wii KudD koWnt awn eWU

[FRCDFED]

This thread is completely inappropriate! JS!

[wazu]

Are you able to at least drink beer? Unclear if this is purely a legal thing or also a substance abuse problem you are trying to kick. Either way hang in there, man.

[rabblerouser]

Are you able to at least drink beer? Unclear if this is purely a legal thing or also a substance abuse problem you are trying to kick. Either way hang in there, man.

No beer - legal situation. They spring random UAs, and actually test for alcohol.

[dlphg9]

No he can't. another arrest will lead to prosecution as a second offense. possession and a paraphernalia charge is 3 strikes.. TOAST

That making you all warm and fuzzy?

You made the bed, you sleep in it.

Both are misdemeanors, which doesnt really count into the 3 strike rule. Google a little better.

[dlphg9]

No beer - legal situation. They spring random UAs, and actually test for alcohol.

Eat a fuck ton of nutmeg or Benadryl. All very "fun" legal highs lol.

[rabblerouser]

Eat a **** ton of nutmeg or Benadryl. All very "fun" legal highs lol.

I have a Vistaril 'script, shit knocks me out.

[rabblerouser]

Both are misdemeanors, which doesnt really count into the 3 strike rule. Google a little better.

Googler is such a dumb shit.

[BryanBusby]

A good reaaon to fill in your idle time with things to keep you busy. Get a hobby, volunteer and land some new pussy or pick up something like learning to code and get a badass job where you can buy lots of weed and a good lawyer to get you lovetaps on the wrist the next time you get caught.

[cooper barrett]

Both are misdemeanors, which doesnt really count into the 3 strike rule. Google a little better.

you know a Mo Sheriff can do the paperwork on a convicted drug offender to where it is a felony...Rousers records are available to law enforcement at the scene so if there is a will, there will be a way.

Expungement was written for law enforcement to come back to haunt you. Rouser will crash and burn because of it.

[TribalElder]

Go to Illinois

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeadams/2019/06/21/indiana-has-its-work-cut-out-for-it-trying-to-stop-interstate-marijuana-trafficking/

[Titty Meat]

I got edibles on deck. Got my MMJ card starting in Jnauary I can laugh at this thread

[cooper barrett]

I question if rouser could get one....


Flashing one of those at a cute girl in a bar....

[58-4ever]

Write a gratitude list.
Call another sober person.
Go eat a big ****ing bowl of frozen yogurt, ice cream or anything else you love that's not alcohol or drugs.
See a movie.
Call someone you care about and ask how they're doing.
Help a stranger.
Get out of your own sorrow and turn to how you can help someone else.
If all else fails, go to bed.

Great advice. Get your mind off of it if possible... take a xanax.. wait, don't do that.

[rabblerouser]

Great advice. Get your mind off of it if possible... take a xanax.. wait, don't do that.

Had a prescription, can't take benzos in drug court.

They want me as miserable as possible.

I miss my ex with every single second.

I wake up shaking.

Anxiety sucks.

[Sorry]

****, I hate not smoking.

Between my grandmother (the woman who raised me) dying, and the breakup of my 7 year relationship within months of each other, my life has been turned upside down.

Wish I could burn a doob, do a little dab, etc. Would actually help...

*sigh*

I hate myself.

At least He Good.

Ready for the offseason to end. Training camp can't start soon enough...

Stop crying like a bitch constantly

[rabblerouser]

Went grocery shopping...rented a rug doctor...trying to work my way through anxiety, bitterness, resentment, depression, pain, and fear.

That's as alpha as it gets.

[rabblerouser]

Stop crying like a bitch constantly

Funny, that's all I see you do up in DC, pussy.

[cooper barrett]

you could swipe right on Clay on your dating site.


She sounds like a smart girl IJS