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Naptown Chief
06-22-2019, 12:44 PM
I used the last of my stash and managed to break the toilet in my mom's basement. She said I could use the upstairs bathroom ONLY if I agreed not to touch anything in the house and if I supply my own TP.

Here's where I need your help CP... I just spent all my money on meth, getting my sweet ass mullet touched up, and buying performance parts (from Pep Boys) for my Camaro. I had a bunch of stickers on there already, so the next big power booster was getting a bowtie steering wheel cover and some fuzzy dice, aerodynamic of course. Someone give me some toilet paper, please.. My ass cheeks are beginning to stick together!

TimeForWasp
06-22-2019, 01:04 PM
Just wipe on your moms curtains.