Mike Vrabel Says He Would Gladly Chop Off His Own Dick To Win The Super Bowl

[NIUhuskies]

Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief

Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory.

Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky:

Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either.

[PaulKuharsky.com]
https://deadspin.com/mike-vrabrel-says-he-would-gladly-chop-off-his-own-dick-1836284989

[Discuss Thrower]

Patriot.

Way.

[rabblerouser]

Queer.

[ModSocks]

Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief

Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory.

Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky:

Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either.

[PaulKuharsky.com]
https://deadspin.com/mike-vrabrel-says-he-would-gladly-chop-off-his-own-dick-1836284989

Well that certainly speaks to his sex life.

[FAX]

Well ... go at it then, big boy ...

Let's hear that ax fall.

FAX

[ModSocks]

Reid: "Shit, i haven't seen my dick in years! Sign me up!"

[notorious]

Vrabel is just following Pats fans’ lead. One step closer to completing gender reassignment surgery.

[DJ's left nut]

Must have young children.

Signed - guy with 5 yr old and twin 1 yr olds....

{Sigh...}

[notorious]

Must have young children.

Signed - guy with 5 yr old and twin 1 yr olds....

{Sigh...}

Just got through this stage with our last child. He's 1 1/2 now, and good to go.

https://imgur.com/8dIxpWE.gif

These balls are getting the rubber band. No more kids for us.

[Deberg_1990]

Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief

Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory.

Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky:

Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either.

[PaulKuharsky.com]
https://deadspin.com/mike-vrabrel-says-he-would-gladly-chop-off-his-own-dick-1836284989


Hmmm. Almost worth seeing. Almost.....

[Chris Meck]

I like Vrabel.

He was/is a tough sonofabitch, and he built his team in his image.

[displacedinMN]

I've got a knife.. Let's test this theory.

[Rasputin]

King Missile makes it seem not so bad until you lose it.
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[kjwood75nro]

So that's where Gridiron Heights got it.

[Naptown Chief]

I like Vrabel.

He was/is a tough sonofabitch, and he built his team in his image.

He darts off the field so that he can hug/high five/fist bump every player, coach, and staffer too. I find it hard not to like the guy.

[Hammock Parties]

We will chop his dick off and shove it up his patriot way ass next week.

Payback's coming motherfucker.

You were part of the Cassel trade and we never forget.

[Jeff.Fisher]

The best part is.. maybe he's already done it. Nobody gave the titans a chance in new england or baltimore. I'm sure its more of the same with the chefs this wk

[Jeff.Fisher]

So that's where Gridiron Heights got it.

That was great

[jerryaldini]

The best part is.. maybe he's already done it. Nobody gave the titans a chance in new england or baltimore. I'm sure its more of the same with the chefs this wk

Dude, you gotta switch out that avatar

[Chiefshrink]

I guess when you have irreversible ED what does it matter ?:D

[Chiefshrink]

I like Vrabel.

He was/is a tough sonofabitch, and he built his team in his image.

Same here. IF they do beat us they match up well against the Niners at least from a physicality perspective that is for sure and would love nothing more than to watch that little weasel Kyle Shannarat curl up and cry for sure.:thumb:

[F150]

Odd man this one

150

[Hoover]

and their OC is the son of the founder of FedEx.

I mean wtf?

[bringbackmarty]

remember when vrable broke into the fridge at the kentacohut inside the casino and got arrested? America man, literally anything is possicle. lillerally n.e. ting is possicle. likrel n.e. thaaaaaang. Chiefs by fiddy.

[bringbackmarty]

10 years ago, he was literally stealing food, I am not afraid.

[bringbackmarty]

Vrabel has derrick henry and alex smiff lite, andy will spot him 5 touchdowns, all henry 80 yard runs and once he's tired we beat him by thirty. Cause payback, he still owes the casino.

[FloridaMan88]

He’s taking his dick-cutting talents to Cleveland…

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Browns are hiring former Titans head coach Mike Vrabel as a coaching and personnel consultant, per <a href="https://twitter.com/FieldYates?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@FieldYates</a> and me. Vrabel now returns to Ohio, where he was a standout Ohio State LB. <a href="https://t.co/NPhXHhTe1q">pic.twitter.com/NPhXHhTe1q</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768692099925307743?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ReynardMuldrake]

Patrick would have -2 dicks with this arrangement. Can you imagine? A two dick deficit.

[MMXcalibur]

Patrick would have -2 dicks with this arrangement. Can you imagine? A two dick deficit.

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[staylor26]

Cleveland is going to be a problem for the Bengals and Ravens next year.

[wazu]

Add all the head coaches you want, you still can't undo that terrible Deshaun Watson decision.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Man I fuckin hate the dude but I don't know how he didn't land a HC job.

[staylor26]

Add all the head coaches you want, you still can't undo that terrible Deshaun Watson decision.

The weird thing is that the rest of the team is still good enough to win with Watson.

I mean, Watson has clearly been a disappointment considering the price, but he was playing every bit as good as Flacco was for them before the injury.

Not that they're SB contenders, but they're going to be a thorn in the asses of the Bengals and Ravens, as are the Steelers.

[Buehler445]

Cleveland is going to be a problem for the Bengals and Ravens next year.

The weird thing is that the rest of the team is still good enough to win with Watson.

I mean, Watson has clearly been a disappointment considering the price, but he was playing every bit as good as Flacco was for them before the injury.

Not that they're SB contenders, but they're going to be a thorn in the asses of the Bengals and Ravens, as are the Steelers.

Nah, he's massage oil braised assholes.

[wazu]

The weird thing is that the rest of the team is still good enough to win with Watson.

I mean, Watson has clearly been a disappointment considering the price, but he was playing every bit as good as Flacco was for them before the injury.

Not that they're SB contenders, but they're going to be a thorn in the asses of the Bengals and Ravens, as are the Steelers.

That's the real shame of it. Watson is just this gigantic albatross. I agree Browns will be a tough team to play, but that Watson deal is gonna just keep dragging them down. And the better the rest of the team plays the more glaring it is.

[RealSNR]

Imagine if the Browns had just kept Baker LMAO

Still wouldn't beat the Chiefs in the playoffs, but they'd probably outshine the Bills as the plucky media darlings everybody wants to beat the Chiefs due to their pathetic franchise history

[Dunerdr]

I would suck my own dick to win a super bowl but no ones writing that headline.

[Garcia Bronco]

Sounds like a guy that would set him on fire for a political cause.

[Rainbarrel]

I thought McVey replaced him as HC of the Rams