Would you take a bullet for Mahones if you knew it wasn’t going to be lethal?

[BigRedChief]

Was watching a YouTube of Rob Riggle on a podcast. Riggle was asked whether he would take a non-lethal bullet for Mahones. His answer was yes.

Well would you step in front of Mahomes to take a bullet if you knew it wasn’t going to be lethal?

[TLO]

Where is the bullet going to hit me?
Where is it going to hit Mahomes?

[ModSocks]

Depends. Is it lethal if it hits Mahomes?

[Lprechaun]

Was watching a YouTube of Rob Riggle on a podcast. Riggle was asked whether he would take a non-lethal bullet for Mahones. His answer was yes.

Well would you step in front of Mahomes to take a bullet if you knew it wasn’t going to be lethal?

Youd be a different person after it , can you handle the fame, the thank you checks, and a seat next to Clark for the rest of your life for games?

[O.city]

Bunch of pussies

Yes, the answer is yes

This is bigger than just you or me. Sacrifice yourself for the enjoyment of millions of fans for the next 15 years? Bunch of gutless bitches

[carcosa]

He'll, I'd take a lethal one!!!!

[New World Order]

Is it career ending?

[New World Order]

He'll, I'd take a lethal one!!!!

LMAO

[Chief Roundup]

Hell no I am not taking a lethal bullet for a football player.

[Chief Roundup]

Bunch of pussies

Yes, the answer is yes

This is bigger than just you or me. Sacrifice yourself for the enjoyment of millions of fans for the next 15 years? Bunch of gutless bitches

We will be sure to push you in front of that bullet and watch you try and squirm away from it then. :D

[BigRedChief]

Where is the bullet going to hit me?
Where is it going to hit Mahomes?

Depends. Is it lethal if it hits Mahomes?not that much detail about the situation was discussed. It’s not lethal for you. You think it’s omay for Mahones to get shot in his arm or leg and lose a season? Get in front of that bullet. Take the pain for the rest of us fans.

[FAX]

Skybox at Arrowhead? Cocktails served by scantily clad, young girls? Private plane and limo rides to and from games? 5-star hotel suites?

All free for life?

Heck, I'd shoot myself right now.

FAX

[njchiefs]

Pathetic hero worship. He’s a great, great player. Hopefully the best ever. Take a bullet for him? How silly. I’m sure you’re joking? Would he take a bullet for you? Would he even take a paintball for you?

[Pablo]

A billet for mahones?

Shur wood.

[BigRedChief]

Hell no I am not taking a lethal bullet for a football player.thats not the question.

[FAX]

Pathetic hero worship. He’s a great, great player. Hopefully the best ever. Take a bullet for him? How silly. I’m sure you’re joking? Would he take a bullet for you? Would he even take a paintball for you?

One has to assume that Mahomes and Clark and Wally would be very grateful.

You would never have to stand in line for games. Ever.

You could probably also bang the Chiefs cheerleaders if you wanted ... as if anybody would actually want to do that.

FAX

[Chief Roundup]

thats not the question.

Then maybe you need to word the question better.

[BigRedChief]

Pathetic hero worship. He’s a great, great player. Hopefully the best ever. Take a bullet for him? How silly. I’m sure you’re joking? Would he take a bullet for you? Would he even take a paintball for you?
Fax has the answer. Plus you will live in Chiefs lore. You kept the SB dream alive.
Skybox at Arrowhead? Cocktails served by scantily clad, young girls? Private plane and limo rides to and from games? 5-star hotel suites?

All free for life?

Heck, I'd shoot myself right now.

FAX

[FAX]

Then maybe you need to word the question better.

Yeah ...

We can't have any stupid questions around here.

FAX

[scho63]

A grazing possibly, a full on shot no way.

Getting paralyzed or brain damaged or having to wear a colostomy bag or half my face blown off, no thank you.....

[BigRedChief]

Then maybe you need to word the question better.woukd you take a non-lethal bullet for Mahomes?

How is that not clear on the non-lethal part?:hmmm:

[FAX]

Whenever I don't know the answer to a question (or even fully understand the question), I always turn to Mr. stumppy for assistance.

FAX

[srvy]

So say that bullet is going to sever your spinal cord just below the neck rendering you a paraplegic?

Believe in Pat even if it means sacrificing everything?

[Chief Roundup]

woukd you take a non-lethal bullet for Mahomes?

How is that not clear on the non-lethal part?:hmmm:


I see now that I missed your wasn't. My bad.
Either way the answer in truthfulness is no as it would be for any sane person.
But I will realize that you are just having some "fun", so I will let you have at said fun.

[FAX]

So say that bullet is going to sever your spinal cord just below the neck rendering you a paraplegic?

Believe in Pat even if it means sacrificing everything?

You can still watch football with your head.

FAX

[DaFace]

Some of you need to gain some perspective on what's important in life.

[srvy]

You can still watch football with your head.

FAX

:D

[FAX]

Mr. DaFace is right, of course.

Take the bullet and be glad you did.

FAX

[BigRedChief]

Some of you need to gain some perspective on what's important in life.geeezzz it’s just a fun thread to pass this last week before training camp starts. Lighten up Francis!

[FloridaMan88]

So say that bullet is going to sever your spinal cord just below the neck rendering you a paraplegic?

Believe in Pat even if it means sacrificing everything?

You could still watch Mahomes lead the Chiefs to a Super Bowl and get beer through a feeding tube so that would be okay.

[srvy]

Grab the person nearest you use as shield then jump in the path?

[KChiefs1]

Yes

I’d be a CP hero.

[FloridaMan88]

There are people on this message board who would have taken a bullet for Alex Smith.

Now THAT is sick.

[srvy]

geeezzz it’s just a fun thread to pass this last week before training camp starts. Lighten up Francis!

Why is someone trying to gun down Pat? Is it Tom Brady? Its Tom Brady isnt it.

[FlaChief58]

No, but I would have no problem aerating any piece of shit who was trying to mess with him

[srvy]

Or is the gunman Bob Kraft?

[srvy]

No, but I would have no problem aerating any piece of shit who was trying to mess with him

This is the only correct answer and a great reason for open carry.

[RealSNR]

People will die for a lot of stupid reasons. Women, money, land, government...

Is the NFL's best QB who just so happens to play for your team really that much of a stretch compared to those other reasons?

And the questions isn't even asking you to die. It's asking you to take a non-lethal bullet.

[srvy]

Those of you who hate the 2nd amendment hate Pat and want him gunned down. You pricks!

[Tribal Warfare]

I don't value my life like most especially if kid like that has such a promising future.

[kysirsoze]

In addition to the obvious reasons for yes, Patrick also just seems like a better person than me who is in a position to do a lot more good for the world. The altruistic choice is to jump on that bullet.

[TLO]

Pros:

- Save Mahomes from a devastating injury.
- Probably a lot of sweet perks from the Chiefs
- Handed the keys to the city.
- Fame for being the guy who "took that bullet for Mahomes"

Cons:

- Getting shot.
- Excruciating pain
- Possible long term physical and emotional damage
- Getting shot

My conclusion: Seems like there's a lot of willing participants to take the bullet. I choose you, Pikachu! I'll post my adulation for you on chiefsplanet.com and enjoy the benifits of not being shot.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Hell no!

I think it was Cris Carter that told rookies at the symposium they need to figure out which member of their crew was the fall guy. This is a job for that guy. I recommend he take some of the money he's leaching off Pat and get a bulletproof vest.

[Molitoth]

Hell yes I would.

[RealSNR]

Hell no!

I think it was Cris Carter that told rookies at the symposium they need to figure out which member of their crew was the fall guy. This is a job for that guy. I recommend he take some of the money he's leaching off Pat and get a bulletproof vest.

Ahhh... now Gehrig Dieter still being on the roster makes sense!

[srvy]

People will die for a lot of stupid reasons. Women, money, land, government...

Is the NFL's best QB who just so happens to play for your team really that much of a stretch compared to those other reasons?

And the questions isn't even asking you to die. It's asking you to take a non-lethal bullet.

Well I suppose Pat can have Gehrig Dieter sing I will always love you as you sip you beer through a straw in you motorized chair.

[smithandrew051]

I’d shoot myself in the dick right now if it saved Mahomes from a hang nail

[Frazod]

I'd much rather pop the shooter in the face before he fired, but if that wasn't an option, yes I would. Sure would suck to be the guy who could have saved him but didn't.

[BigRedChief]

Well I suppose Pat can have Gehrig Dieter sing I will always love you as you sip you beer through a straw in you motorized chair.Although that would technically be “non-legal”, thats too horrible of an outcome for a fun thread. It would be “more fun” to take a bullet straight through the arm without hitting any bones or arteries.

[njchiefs]

In addition to the obvious reasons for yes, Patrick also just seems like a better person than me who is in a position to do a lot more good for the world. The altruistic choice is to jump on that bullet.

You can’t jump on a bullet. You’re thinking of a grenade.

[BigRedChief]

I’d shoot myself in the dick right now if it saved Mahomes from a hang nailChiefs Kingdom appreciates the sacrifice. ROFL

[Munson]

Pros:

- Save Mahomes from a devastating injury.
- Probably a lot of sweet perks from the Chiefs
- Handed the keys to the city.
- Fame for being the guy who "took that bullet for Mahomes"

Cons:

- Getting shot.
- Excruciating pain
- Possible long term physical and emotional damage
- Getting shot

My conclusion: Seems like there's a lot of willing participants to take the bullet. I choose you, Pikachu! I'll post my adulation for you on chiefsplanet.com and enjoy the benifits of not being shot.

The pros outweigh the cons!

[Hammock Parties]

fuckin' A i would

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[RealSNR]

Well I suppose Pat can have Gehrig Dieter sing I will always love you as you sip you beer through a straw in you motorized chair.

Your definition of lethal is different from mine.

No, a bullet that turns me into Gabby Giffords or Terri Schiavo is not worth Mahomes. To me, I interpret lethal as a bullet that significantly alters your perception and ability to think and function on the earth.

Lose a limb? Non lethal. Lose 75% of your brain? That's lethal.

[srvy]

Lethal is dead non lethal you survive. Maybe unscathed maybe not.

[carcosa]

Hell no I am not taking a lethal bullet for a football player.

Fuck off!!!!!

[-King-]

I'd wish him the best of luck in his recovery

[carcosa]

I’d shoot myself in the dick right now if it saved Mahomes from a hang nail

HELL yes brother!!! This right here is a REAL fan!!!!!

[Rain Man]

Bullets seem like they would really hurt. And a non-lethal bullet could still completely destroy a person's quality of life. I adore Patrick Mahomes II and would push any of you in front of him in a second, but I'd probably dive for cover myself.

[SAUTO]

Today?

[Imon Yourside]

I would take a bullet to save most of you people, true love for my fellow hunams. :D

[RealSNR]

Lethal is dead non lethal you survive. Maybe unscathed maybe not.


I’m just setting the terms of the hypothetical situation man. In one case I’d say yes, in the other I’d say no.

[srvy]

Bullets seem like they would really hurt. And a non-lethal bullet could still completely destroy a person's quality of life. I adore Patrick Mahomes II and would push any of you in front of him in a second, but I'd probably dive for cover myself.

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

There are people on this message board who would have taken a bullet for Alex Smith.

Now THAT is sick.

There are people on this board who would have GIVEN a bullet to Alex Smith.

(Oh, I see Billay has a new thread I need to visit!)


Yes, you take the bullet for Mahomes. How is this even a question?

[srvy]

There are people on this board who would have GIVEN a bullet to Alex Smith.

(Oh, I see Billay has a new thread I need to visit!)


Yes, you take the bullet for Mahomes. How is this even a question?

What if its a shotgun blast to the face that leaves you permanently blind and unable to see Pat play again?

[RealSNR]

What if its a shotgun blast to the face that leaves you permanently blind and unable to see Pat play again?

What's this gift of the magi worst case scenario bullshit you're trying to steer the conversation towards? "Ahahahah... you said you'd take the bullet and yeah, you're not dead, but it turns out it hits you up the ass and rips out your rectum all the way up to your brain, so now not only are you a vegetable, but every time you fart, it leaves a giant mess for your loved ones to clean up until you die decades from now!!!!!"

A bullet. You step in front of the path of the bullet. It probably hits you in an area that's not your head, neck, or any other area that would seriously complicate your ability to watch and experience the football career of Patrick Mahomes.

I don't know if there has ever been a documented case of a bodyguard successfully taking a bullet for the person they're supposed to guard, but if there is one, and the bodyguard didn't die, I would bet $20 that the bodyguard didn't wind up blind, deaf, dumb, a vegetable, or even paralyzed like you're suggesting.

[NJChiefsFan]

Some of you need to gain some perspective on what's important in life.

EXACTLY. Everyone should be picking yes here. Perspective people. This is a QBOTF for goodness sake.

[FAX]

It seems we have invented entirely new kinds of lethal.

We got your super-lethal, your semi-lethal, your wish-it-was-lethal, and your delayed-live-40-years-as-a-sponge-lethal.

This makes the question a whole lot more complicated.

FAX

[srvy]

What's this gift of the magi worst case scenario bullshit you're trying to steer the conversation towards? "Ahahahah... you said you'd take the bullet and yeah, you're not dead, but it turns out it hits you up the ass and rips out your rectum all the way up to your brain, so now not only are you a vegetable, but every time you fart, it leaves a giant mess for your loved ones to clean up until you die decades from now!!!!!"

A bullet. You step in front of the path of the bullet. It probably hits you in an area that's not your head, neck, or any other area that would seriously complicate your ability to watch and experience the football career of Patrick Mahomes.

I don't know if there has ever been a documented case of a bodyguard successfully taking a bullet for the person they're supposed to guard, but if there is one, and the bodyguard didn't die, I would bet $20 that the bodyguard didn't wind up blind, deaf, dumb, a vegetable, or even paralyzed like you're suggesting.

He mad

[srvy]

It was a stupid post and further I dont believe any of ya will take that bullet. Most likely scenario the shooter misses and the only thing you hero's do is get it recorded on your cell phone.

[Coochie liquor]

He represents our best chance at winning a SB since Montana. Fuck yes I would, as long as it’s not in the dick or balls I’m in!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

What if its a shotgun blast to the face that leaves you permanently blind and unable to see Pat play again?

Blast is not a single bullet. You lose.

What's this gift of the magi worst case scenario bullshit you're trying to steer the conversation towards? "Ahahahah... you said you'd take the bullet and yeah, you're not dead, but it turns out it hits you up the ass and rips out your rectum all the way up to your brain, so now not only are you a vegetable, but every time you fart, it leaves a giant mess for your loved ones to clean up until you die decades from now!!!!!"

A bullet. You step in front of the path of the bullet. It probably hits you in an area that's not your head, neck, or any other area that would seriously complicate your ability to watch and experience the football career of Patrick Mahomes.

I don't know if there has ever been a documented case of a bodyguard successfully taking a bullet for the person they're supposed to guard, but if there is one, and the bodyguard didn't die, I would bet $20 that the bodyguard didn't wind up blind, deaf, dumb, a vegetable, or even paralyzed like you're suggesting.

LMAO

[BigRedChief]

He represents our best chance at winning a SB since Montana. **** yes I would, as long as it’s not in the dick or balls I’m in!But what if your a vegetable and you forget how to use your dick and balls?

/srvy

[Rain Man]

I downloaded an artist's body model of a Da Vinci-type male, and I'm randomly picking bullet paths. For those of you who voted yes, I'll tell you where you were hit.

BigRedChief - Grazed the inside of your left knee. Barely enough to leave a scar.

[Rain Man]

BWillie - Right quad about two inches above the knee, from the right side.

[BigRedChief]

I downloaded an artist's body model of a Da Vinci-type male, and I'm randomly picking bullet paths. For those of you who voted yes, I'll tell you where you were hit.

BigRedChief - Grazed the inside of your left knee. Barely enough to leave a scar.not sure how a graze saves our football savior?:hmmm:

Come to think of it, it wasn’t to save him, but take the bullet because he was under fire. Yes, I take the graze. Along with Chiefs fan lore and admittance into the winning Super Bowl locker room.

[Rain Man]

carcosa - Directly into the left femur at about testicle height, from the front. That's really going to hurt.

[Rain Man]

not sure how a graze saves our football savior?:hmmm:

You took the bullet. You fulfilled your obligation.

[Graystoke]

Can’t we just have Alex Smith take the bullet?

[Rain Man]

Chiefs fan in Omaha - Inside of the right thigh from the back, slightly above the midpoint of the thigh. Flesh wound.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Can’t we just have Alex Smith take the bullet?

Just when I thought serendipity was dead...

[Graystoke]

carcosa - Directly into the left femur at about testicle height, from the front. That's really going to hurt.

HaHa! Your gonna bleed out

[Rain Man]

ChiefAshhole1056 - Outside of the right shin, roughly halfway up the leg, from the front. Might have hit the bone, but probably just grazed it.

Lots of leg wounds so far. Just a random draw.

[Rain Man]

ChiefsPantelones - An inch above your right hip, from the right side. It'll miss your spine, but it's going to go through your body widthwise and really screw up your large intestine.

[Graystoke]

ChiefsPantelones - An inch above your right hip, from the right side. It'll miss your spine, but it's going to go through your body widthwise and really screw up your large intestine.

HaHa! You gotta poop in a bag for a while

[Rain Man]

Chiefs=Good - Right quad, an inch above your knee, from the back. Close enough to your femur that it'll probably break it, but not shatter it. It's going to hurt.

[RealSNR]

My uncle has pooped in a bag for the last 25 years. If that happened to me, I could live with it.

[Tribal Warfare]

Some of you need to gain some perspective on what's important in life.

Yeah, a kid whose life has just started and destined for great things vs a guy whose life is half over with no kids and living a mediocre existence.

Like Bruce Willis in Sin City " Good Trade"

[Rain Man]

coochie liquor - Base of the skull from the back, an inch left of where your spine meets your skull. It's nonlethal by definition, but you're going to be on a ventilator for the rest of your life, staring blankly up at the ceiling of your nursing home. Mahomes fans thank you for your sacrifice.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

I would die for him. I would spend an eternity burning in the lakes of hell fire for that man.

[Rain Man]

Ebolapox - Through the back of the neck about an inch left of your spinal cord. It'll hit your chin on the way out as well. It's a miracle that you didn't bleed out, but I bet the blood loss to your brain will make you somewhat vegetative. Chiefs fans thank you for your sacrifice.

[Chiefshrink]

John 15:13
13 There is no greater love than to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.:thumb:

[Rain Man]

frazod - Left collarbone from the front, kind of close to your shoulder. It would hurt like heck, but you'd survive and you'd get the hero treatment with your shoulder in a sling.

[srvy]

Blast is not a single bullet. You lose.



LMAO

No its from a single shell. Now as far as bullets it depends on the type. Most bullets are designed to mushroom at impact causing horrific trauma. It usually changes trajectory hitting bone and framenting causing more trauma. Thats why the call it a magic bullet one that enters and exits cleanly and its rare.

Read about the secret service agent that took the bullet for reagan. His life was completely altered his health declined. Brady didnt fare to well either. The JFK assassination look how those bullets traveled through his body. You get shot chances are it will radically change your life.

[Rain Man]

Hammock Parties - Barely grazed your left thumb from the back, close to where it joins the hand. Bandaid needed. Might be a day before you can pick up a soda can.

[Hammock Parties]

Hammock Parties - Barely grazed your left thumb from the back, close to where it joins the hand. Bandaid needed. Might be a day before you can pick up a soda can.

awesome - i need my right thumb for computer stuff but i can live with a sore left

[Rain Man]

IdeaL - Right pectoral from the front, about two inches below your collarbone. Big body shot, but other than a collapsed lung you'll be fine. It's going to take a while, though.

[Rain Man]

Imon_Yourside - Direct shot into the back of your left heel. Eric Berry sympathizes. You're going to limp forever.

[Rain Man]

Jerok - Grazed your left temple pretty deep from the front. It'll likely ricochet off your skull, but it's going to leave a wicked scar.

[carcosa]

carcosa - Directly into the left femur at about testicle height, from the front. That's really going to hurt.

WORTH IT

[Garcia Bronco]

They should rename the lounge to bandcamp... Cuz this one time I saw a Patrick mahomes at...

[Rain Man]

jerryaldini - direct hit into your left shin from the left side, about two inches below the knee. Remember that frame thing that Alex Smith has been wearing? That's you.

[Rain Man]

kysirsoze - Left thigh from the front, about two inches above the knee. Just to the inside of your femur. There shall be blood.

[Rain Man]

Molotith - Outside of the right hip from the front. Above the hip joint, but it'll shatter your hip bone. I'm not sure that's a weight bearing area, though. I suspect you'll be fine.

[Rain Man]

Munson - Right side of the chest, going through the bottom of your deltoid on the way in. It's going to mess a lot of stuff up. You might have to eat through a tube going forward.

[Rain Man]

NJChiefsFan - Back of the neck at about the C6. Not at all where you want to take a bullet.

[Rain Man]

Radar Chief - The top of your left foot. It's going to hurt every time it rains for the rest of your life.

[Naptown Chief]

I WOULD TAKE A BULLET THROUGH MY DICK FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PATRICK MAHOMES II. Granted it would be my second piercing, but that's neither here nor there. ONLY BETAS WOULD SAY NO TO THIS amirite?

[eDave]

No.

[Rain Man]

RealSNR - Directly into your left shin about three inches above your ankle. You'll be on crutches long after Mahomes hoists his first Lombardi.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Was watching a YouTube of Rob Riggle on a podcast. Riggle was asked whether he would take a non-lethal bullet for Mahones. His answer was yes.

Well would you step in front of Mahomes to take a bullet if you knew it wasn’t going to be lethal?

Duh. Who wouldn’t? Of course I would. I’m a real fan.

[Naptown Chief]

I WOULD TAKE A BULLET THROUGH MY DICK FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PATRICK MAHOMES II. Granted it would be my second piercing, but that's neither here nor there. ONLY BETAS WOULD SAY NO TO THIS amirite?

RealSNR - Directly into your left shin about three inches above your ankle. You'll be on crutches long after Mahomes hoists his first Lombardi.

Wait, do I have a choice where I'm getting shot or will you appoint me a limb (other than my Weiner)?

[Rain Man]

I WOULD TAKE A BULLET THROUGH MY DICK FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PATRICK MAHOMES II. Granted it would be my second piercing, but that's neither here nor there. ONLY BETAS WOULD SAY NO TO THIS amirite?

I say this purely from a target area standpoint, but that's a pretty small target.

But by golly, you came close. Directly into the left hip from the left side. I bet it would take out your prostate while destroying both hip joints.

[Naptown Chief]

I say this purely from a target area standpoint, but that's a pretty small target.

But by golly, you came close. Directly into the left hip from the left side. I bet it would take out your prostate while destroying both hip joints.

My right hip labrum was anchored and sewn back together 2 years ago at the ripe old age of 33. My left isn't that much better... I say bring it on

[Rain Man]

Sweet Daddy Hate - Left pectoral from the front, about two inches left of your sternum and an inch above your heart. Pretty close to some major arteries, but you'll survive with significant pain and suffering.

[Rain Man]

Tribal warfare - Grazed the outside of your right shin about four inches above the ankle. Chicks dig scars, so you're cool.

[Rain Man]

tx4chiefs - Left side of the head straight into the brain, about 1.5 inches above your left ear. If you survive that, you'll never do math again. And probably never do much of anything. Tough break.

[Rain Man]

wazu - Right side, an inch behind the ankle where your Haglund's deformity might be if you had one. It would sever your achilles, so you'd never do the high jump again.

[Rain Man]

I'm a little surprised that no one took a gut shot. That's a decent-sized target.

[Rain Man]

That's everyone who was on the list when I started it. If you want to find out what you sacrificed to save Patrick Mahomes II, post your request.

[Hammock Parties]

a far more interesting poll, with rain man additions, would be if we would let mahomes take a bullet to save us

will you gamble with mahomes' body?

[wazu]

wazu - Right side, an inch behind the ankle where your Haglund's deformity might be if you had one. It would sever your achilles, so you'd never do the high jump again.

That's not bad at all.

[JakeF]

I'm not going to die for the Kansas City Chiefs or any other sports team. That's just stupid.

[Pitt Gorilla]

a far more interesting poll, with rain man additions, would be if we would let mahomes take a bullet to save us

will you gamble with mahomes' body?

Good Lord, no.

[Rain Man]

I'm not going to die for the Kansas City Chiefs or any other sports team. That's just stupid.

You're assuming that it's always your choice.

[Rain Man]

Good Lord, no.

For the record, I would in no way condone or participate in such an exercise.

[Bearcat]

It's just a fun thread about being shot.

[Rain Man]

It's just a fun thread about being shot.

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[Boise_Chief]

Request. I have crap luck so let'er rip.

[BigRedChief]

It's just a fun thread about being shot.For the playoffs we will have to amp up the pain with.....would you put your junk in a vice controlled by a Raiders fan if it meant a Super Bowl berth.

[Rain Man]

Request. I have crap luck so let'er rip.

The bullet enters your right side just in front of your spine, about an inch higher than your belly button. I think it'll take out both of your kidneys. So not ideal.

[Boise_Chief]

Ehhh could have been worse. Did you know you dont pee when you are on dialysis. It could reduce my time in the six pack challenge.

[wazu]

The bullet enters your right side just in front of your spine, about an inch higher than your belly button. I think it'll take out both of your kidneys. So not ideal.

Don't worry, Boise. If you save Mahomes we'll find you a kidney.

[Boise_Chief]

Thx Wazu thankfully it wasnt a liver I dont know if I want a second hand Chiefsplanet liver.

[RealSNR]

RealSNR - Directly into your left shin about three inches above your ankle. You'll be on crutches long after Mahomes hoists his first Lombardi.

Cool! My grandpa has a prosthetic left leg. Maybe if I ask nicely they'll amputate and give me a new foot?

[ClevelandBronco]

He can make me an offer after he signs his next contract.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Sweet Daddy Hate - Left pectoral from the front, about two inches left of your sternum and an inch above your heart. Pretty close to some major arteries, but you'll survive with significant pain and suffering.

I just can't STOP being a badass. Thanks, RM!

[TinyEvel]

Possibly, if all my hospital bills would be paid. Dealing with hospitals and doctors billing and insurance companies would be worse than the bullet pain.

[Titty Meat]

You all are pussies I'm not taking a bullet for anyone who isnt family

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You all are pussies I'm not taking a bullet for anyone who isnt family

1) Mahomes IS family.

2) How does taking a bullet equate to being a "pussy"?
Review your English please, you're treading on Cooper territory.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

For the playoffs we will have to amp up the pain with.....would you put your junk in a vice controlled by a Raiders fan if it meant a Super Bowl berth.


ROFL

[Hydrae]

Imon_Yourside - Direct shot into the back of your left heel. Eric Berry sympathizes. You're going to limp forever.

He will always be known as Achilles going forward. :)

[Rasputin]

I'd rather push a Raider fan & or a Bronco fan in front of the bullet but I'd take a bullet for Sir Patrick Mahomes II

[ChiTown]

So far, we have identified 40 liars in this thread......

[Tribal Warfare]

So far, we have identified 40 liars in this thread......

Nope, being honest if a Kid has a bright future I'd rather have gun pointed at me

[TambaBerry]

there is only a few people on this earth that i would take a bullet for and all but one is blood related to me

[ChiTown]

Nope, being honest if a Kid has a bright future I'd rather have gun pointed at me

Until the gun is actually pointed at you, and then you'd say no. Unless PM is your Son or Daddy, you ain't taking that bullet.

[srvy]

So far, we have identified 40 liars in this thread......

Jim Jones syndrome

Koolaids cold

[Tribal Warfare]

Until the gun is actually pointed at you, and then you'd say no. Unless PM is your Son or Daddy, you ain't taking that bullet.

Dude, you have no idea what I've been through in life, believe me I can take a bullet.

[ChiTown]

Dude, you have no idea what I've been through in life, believe me I can take a bullet.

LOL. OK. We can all take a bullet. You are just going the next step and volunteering to take a lethal bullet. I think you are lying. But, in the off chance you are being serious, seek help immediately, if not sooner.

[lcarus]

I'd take one if it WAS lethal. Name the media center after me when I'm gone. I'm all in on this fuckin train DEAD OR ALIVE.

[Tribal Warfare]

LOL. OK. We can all take a bullet. You are just going the next step and volunteering to take a lethal bullet. I think you are lying. But, in the off chance you are being serious, seek help immediately, if not sooner.

Stroke at birth, seizure disorder, no great hold on religion, no kids

[FAX]

This may all boil down to the type of ammunition used by the proposed assassin.

Are we talking about the basic .22, .45 caliber Classic Personal Defense JHP Hi-Shoks, or a Radically Invasive Projectile?

This could make a lot of difference both in terms of survivability and quality of life after the fact.

FAX

[Jerm]

We ALL already took one...it was called Alex Smith.

[ChiTown]

Stroke at birth, seizure disorder, no great hold on religion, no kids

Well then, thanks in advance for your service....:D

[FAX]

Well then, thanks in advance for your service....:D

There is no greater love than to lay down one's life for one's quarterback.

FAX

[BigRedChief]

There is no greater love than to lay down one's life for one's quarterback.

FAX

New sig for training camp. :clap:

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

I would do it. Just for CP.

[raybec 4]

Stroke at birth, seizure disorder, no great hold on religion, no kids

What the fuck does that have to do with taking a bullet?

[Imon Yourside]

Imon_Yourside - Direct shot into the back of your left heel. Eric Berry sympathizes. You're going to limp forever.

Curse you HAGLUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll step up and be the Planets spiritual leader.

[Rain Man]

there is only a few people on this earth that i would take a bullet for and all but one is blood related to me

Gosh, I'm honored. I'm the only non-relative?

[Pitt Gorilla]

LOL. OK. We can all take a bullet. You are just going the next step and volunteering to take a lethal bullet. I think you are lying. But, in the off chance you are being serious, seek help immediately, if not sooner.
Jesus, you’re a dick.

[007]

We ALL already took one...it was called Alex Smith./thread. LMAO

[Tribal Warfare]

What the fuck does that have to do with taking a bullet?

obvious, don't give a shit if I live or die if someone's in danger and needs help

[mlyonsd]

I voted of course on the thin hope Pat reads the thread and sends tickets or something cool to those that voted that way.

[Easy 6]

“Hey Patrick!!! how ya feeling Champ?!! Hey I bet these hot nurses are all over you amirite! Here I brought you this get well card and a bottle of ketchup”

[ChiTown]

Jesus, you’re a dick.

No, I'm actually not being a dick. I'm not even sure how you took that leap.

I'm just challenging the notion that anyone would actually take a bullet for a guy that isn't a close Family member (child, spouse, etc).

[eDave]

Changed my mind. Yes I would.

Something like that has GOT to pay dividends. Massive dividends.

I would eat and drink for free anywhere I go in KC. No cover at any clubs.

And I'm going to Turks and Caicos with the squad next year. Ride a fucking horse in the ocean. Never thought I wanted to do that until I saw that.

[smithandrew051]

Changed my mind. Yes I would.

Something like that has GOT to pay dividends. Massive dividends.

At the very least, I would assume the team would let you party with them after winning the Super Bowl.

[eDave]

At the very least, I would assume the team would let you party with them after winning the Super Bowl.

Oh yeah!

And drinking champagne out of this belly-button. And Lord know what I'm going to do with those feet.

https://images.follownews.com/8641/8641630/chiefs-heiress-gracie-hunt-stops-by-jeter-family-thanksgiving-with-posadas-family--bama-rack-attack_1.jpg

[Prison Bitch]

When I first saw this thread I laughed.

I’m taking it seriously today.

[tyecopeland]

Who is mahones?

[Joe]

I would eat and drink for free anywhere I go in KC. No cover at any clubs.


What if you didn't live in KC?

[TwistedChief]

I voted 'Hell no' in this poll only because I was told the bullet wouldn't be lethal. If it were lethal, absolutely.

[MAG]

I would take a lethal one.

[38yrsfan]

If my time-traveler self knew he would save billions of lives discovering a cure for cancer or similar event, sure. Otherwise, seriously???

You really want to stray into that denver darkness known as the Elway Messiah complex?

Just triple his bodyguard budget. Gofundme might work. ;)

[big nasty kcnut]

I wear 3 layers of kevlar and yeah I'll take a bullet for pat.

[R Clark]

Skybox at Arrowhead? Cocktails served by scantily clad, young girls? Private plane and limo rides to and from games? 5-star hotel suites?

All free for life?

Heck, I'd shoot myself right now.

FAX

Mr fax knows what’s up !

[SeattleChiefFan]

This thread is pure gold.