Would you marry Patrick Mahomes?

[carcosa]

And if you vote no - you'd better have a good damn reason for doing so.

[KC Hawks]

I would dip myself in ketchup on our honeymoon

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

I would make sure he gets reach arounds every night!

[New World Order]

What kind of question is this?

Of course I would!

[Jewish Rabbi]

I would marry him with my penis!

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I would do anything he asked me to.

[Hammock Parties]

i feel the single life is better for him

spread that seed

we need lots of little mahomies running around so every franchise can have one in 20 years

in fact, i feel mahomes should be put out to stud at the olympics every four years to increase the chances of great quarterbacks being born in the future

[T-post Tom]

And if you vote no - you'd better have a good damn reason for doing so.

I'd marry you, you beautiful American sunflower.

[New World Order]

I'd marry you, you beautiful American sunflower.

He's a sweetie!

[comochiefsfan]

I’d be whatever he wants me to be. I’d be his love, his life. I’d lather myself in ketchup and let him lick it out of my hairy butthole. I’d run my fingers through his beautiful, long flowing hair every single night, while I whisper sweet nothings in his ear and give him a handy. I’d gladly bend over and take whatever punishment he decides to give me because I’ve been a naughty boy. I would be his and he would be mine. Forever and ever, until death do us part. Most likely from AIDS.

TLDR: Yeah I’d probably marry him.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

I’d be whatever he wants me to be. I’d be his love, his life. I’d lather myself in ketchup and let him lick it out of my hairy butthole. I’d run my fingers through his beautiful, long flowing hair every single night, while I whisper sweet nothings in his ear and give him a handy. I’d gladly bend over and take whatever punishment he decides to give me because I’ve been a naughty boy. I would be his and he would be mine. Forever and ever, until death do us part. Most likely from AIDS.

TLDR: Yeah I’d probably marry him.

Yep, I think that's enough internet for me tonight.

[scho63]

Sure, I would be his beard.......

[MTG#10]

And if you vote no - you'd better have a good damn reason for doing so.

I like girls, that's my reason. Now Brittany is a different story...I'd do things to her that'd I'd later on be ashamed of.

[Bowser]

I’d be whatever he wants me to be. I’d be his love, his life. I’d lather myself in ketchup and let him lick it out of my hairy butthole. I’d run my fingers through his beautiful, long flowing hair every single night, while I whisper sweet nothings in his ear and give him a handy. I’d gladly bend over and take whatever punishment he decides to give me because I’ve been a naughty boy. I would be his and he would be mine. Forever and ever, until death do us part. Most likely from AIDS.

TLDR: Yeah I’d probably marry him.

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[neech]

He would have to wine me and dine me and propose on his knees and if he did that..giggle..giggle, well I would blushingly say, Yes.

[Simply Red]

well, I mean, if you and I were ever to duhvorse, then? sure!

[FlaChief58]

Were I of the pecker puffer persuasion, I most certainly would. I like fish tacos though so, no I would not

[SuperBowl4]

No I wouldn't but I might marry his girlfriend

[Chiefs=Champions]

I would love to!! Thanks!

[KC Hawks]

I WISH I COULD CARRY HIS CHILDREN

[chinaski]

Well, I am not gay. Patrick isn't gay either.

However...

If I was gay, and Patrick was gay, we met and fell in love, sure why not. I'd marry him. :)

[Jewish Rabbi]

Well, I am not gay. Patrick isn't gay either.

However...

If I was gay, and Patrick was gay, we met and fell in love, sure why not. I'd marry him. :)

Seems gay.

[Naptown Chief]

Patty Cakes? Moar like Dreamy Cakes amirite? That scrumptious little Kermit the frog sounding, luscious lock having, massive cock wielding... In a metaphysical sense? Absolutely. That being said, though, I LIKE TO MAKE SEX WITH THE LADIES (WITH MY PENIS) way, WAY, too much ever to confine myself to even the hunkiest of male specimens. I'll be his, and he my, spiritual fuck stick all night long, so long as we get to go back to lady sexing by day

[Naptown Chief]

Well, I am not gay. Patrick isn't gay either.

However...

If I was gay, and Patrick was gay, we met and fell in love, sure why not. I'd marry him. :)

Seems gay.

Your assessment checks out. Must be gay..

[Naptown Chief]

Your assessment checks out. Must be gay..

Wait, that guy got myself and a few family members $125 each. Not only is he not gay, he probably wields the second biggest dick on earth (behind only PM2) and sexes only the sexiest ladies (with his penis)

[MahiMike]

I ain't gay...

[RealSNR]

"Blah blah I'm not gonna do it cuz I'm not gay blah blah blah..."

I mean, that's okay. Some people love Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs more than others. That kind of thing does happen. Some people wouldn't marry Mahomes because they think it's gay or whatever, and that may make you think that they're actually really big Alex Smith fans in secret, but it's important to not be judgmental.

Instead, we should probably respect people who wouldn't marry Mahomes for the courage they have to admit to being so weird and different and fucked up in the head. And of course, when it comes to important things like celebrating all the Super Bowls that Patrick Mahomes is going to win, we should definitely talk down to them and act superior and not associate or fraternize with them. But I'm definitely not going to judge them. It's their life, and whatever they do behind closed doors away from my family is their business and I'm fine with it as long as it's not hurting anybody.

[SuperBowl4]

Well, I am not gay. Patrick isn't gay either.

However...

If I was gay, and Patrick was gay, we met and fell in love, sure why not. I'd marry him. :)"Roy was not gay. He was a man who like having sex with men" - Roger Stone - on Trump's mentor Roy Cohen - Think about - Look Closer

[smithandrew051]

I’d be honored to engage in some sort of sexual Kermit-Miss Piggy role playing with Patrick if he so desired.

[seclark]

"Blah blah I'm not gonna do it cuz I'm not gay blah blah blah..."

I mean, that's okay. Some people love Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs more than others. That kind of thing does happen. Some people wouldn't marry Mahomes because they think it's gay or whatever, and that may make you think that they're actually really big Alex Smith fans in secret, but it's important to not be judgmental.

Instead, we should probably respect people who wouldn't marry Mahomes for the courage they have to admit to being so weird and different and ****ed up in the head. And of course, when it comes to important things like celebrating all the Super Bowls that Patrick Mahomes is going to win, we should definitely talk down to them and act superior and not associate or fraternize with them. But I'm definitely not going to judge them. It's their life, and whatever they do behind closed doors away from my family is their business and I'm fine with it as long as it's not hurting anybody.
Thanks...I guess?

[New World Order]

"Blah blah I'm not gonna do it cuz I'm not gay blah blah blah..."

I mean, that's okay. Some people love Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs more than others. That kind of thing does happen. Some people wouldn't marry Mahomes because they think it's gay or whatever, and that may make you think that they're actually really big Alex Smith fans in secret, but it's important to not be judgmental.

Instead, we should probably respect people who wouldn't marry Mahomes for the courage they have to admit to being so weird and different and ****ed up in the head. And of course, when it comes to important things like celebrating all the Super Bowls that Patrick Mahomes is going to win, we should definitely talk down to them and act superior and not associate or fraternize with them. But I'm definitely not going to judge them. It's their life, and whatever they do behind closed doors away from my family is their business and I'm fine with it as long as it's not hurting anybody.

The people who don't want to marry Mahomes really just want to marry Alex Smith.

[UChieffyBugger]

Only if he agrees to no prenup, pay all the bills and practice celibacy. Oh, and I keep the pets and his superbowl rings if he cheats on me with Gehrig Dieter.

[lewdog]

It’s not gay if you don’t kiss!

[BigRedChief]

No, but I’d take a bullet for him.

[Iowanian]

No. I'm not gay.


I don't worship players. No player would care if I missed a mortgage payment or if I died.

He's easy to cheer for and an easy player to be a fan of but I'm not a creap level fan. Very glad he's a chief.

[SuperBowl4]

No. I'm not gay.


I don't worship players. No player would care if I missed a mortgage payment or if I died.

He's easy to cheer for and an easy player to be a fan of but I'm not a creap level fan. Very glad he's a chief.Thanks for setting the record straight.

[Iowanian]

Thanks for setting the record straight.

I didn't expect a guy who would suck a dick for a better parking space to be on board with my thought on the topic.

[chinaski]

For some reason, I keep thinking about Eddie Murphy's "Raw" routing about Mister T. ROFL

[Deberg_1990]

Yea sure. he’s hot enough.

I dump his ass for a nice settlement after that 2nd contract is final.

[WhiteWhale]

i feel the single life is better for him

spread that seed

we need lots of little mahomies running around so every franchise can have one in 20 years

in fact, i feel mahomes should be put out to stud at the olympics every four years to increase the chances of great quarterbacks being born in the future

Nah, if that's the case he's not raising them full time.

If daddy Mahomes just planted his seed ala Derrick Thomas, God Emperor Mahomes isn't where he is now.

[Coochie liquor]

i feel the single life is better for him

spread that seed

we need lots of little mahomies running around so every franchise can have one in 20 years

in fact, i feel mahomes should be put out to stud at the olympics every four years to increase the chances of great quarterbacks being born in the future

Bob Marley was married but still fathered lots of baby Marleys to keep his legacy going...

[mcknzAlex]

I'll pass, you guys can have him.

[carcosa]

"Blah blah I'm not gonna do it cuz I'm not gay blah blah blah..."

I mean, that's okay. Some people love Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs more than others. That kind of thing does happen. Some people wouldn't marry Mahomes because they think it's gay or whatever, and that may make you think that they're actually really big Alex Smith fans in secret, but it's important to not be judgmental.

Instead, we should probably respect people who wouldn't marry Mahomes for the courage they have to admit to being so weird and different and fucked up in the head. And of course, when it comes to important things like celebrating all the Super Bowls that Patrick Mahomes is going to win, we should definitely talk down to them and act superior and not associate or fraternize with them. But I'm definitely not going to judge them. It's their life, and whatever they do behind closed doors away from my family is their business and I'm fine with it as long as it's not hurting anybody.

THANK you!!!

[KC Hawks]

WOULD YOU FUCK BROOKE PRYOR IF MEANT YOU COULD MARRY PATRICK MAHOMES???

[Naptown Chief]

WOULD YOU FUCK BROOKE PRYOR IF MEANT YOU COULD MARRY PATRICK MAHOMES???

Beastiality is illegal in most, if not all, states.

[bricks]

No because he’s a man.

If I married him, then that would mean I have to suck his dick. No thanks.

Its really not that hard to explain.

[carcosa]

No because he’s a man.

If I married him, then that would mean I have to suck his dick. No thanks.

Its really not that hard to explain.

Turn in ur fan card bich

[carcosa]

Also, being married means your partner HAS TO suck your dick??? I gotta talk to my wife!!!;;!;

[007]

What a stupid thread.

[carcosa]

What a stupid thread.

Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[007]

Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

[Naptown Chief]

Also, being married means your partner HAS TO suck your dick??? I gotta talk to my wife!!!;;!;

ROFL

[SuperBowl4]

I didn't expect a guy who would suck a dick for a better parking space to be on board with my thought on the topic.ROFL And by the way I pay for my GOLD LOT PARKING with CA$H. Just to set to record straight.

[TLO]

Kill it with fire!

[Bwana]

INSTEAD OF GETTING A LOAN

Fuck off!

[carcosa]

????

[Bwana]

????

You missed the spam troll, I just posted the first line of his spam, rather that quoting the whole thing. He is no longer with us.

[carcosa]

You missed the spam troll, I just posted the first line of his spam, rather that quoting the whole thing. He is no longer with us.

Damn... He seemed nice....... Providing alternatives to loans!

[SuperBowl4]

Damn... He seemed nice....... Providing alternatives to loans!:arrow: 15+10+6! :arrow:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

1. Gay

2. For fuck's sake this is lame.

[carcosa]

1. Gay

2. For fuck's sake this is lame.

Get fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!