-- Review Brah tries the BK Impossible Whopper

[Simply Red]

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[Kman34]

I'm actually going to BK tonight... I order off the value menu... Going to get a couple of the tacos too...

[eDave]

65K views already. I love this guy.

[Chief Roundup]

65K views already. I love this guy.

Not sure that is a guy. It would appear to be a female that identifies as a...well I don't even know.

[FAX]

He's a guy, Mr. Chief Roundup.

One of his videos is a sort of "Day In The Life" thing in which he goes through his morning ritual; how he does his hair, how he selects his wardrobe, what he has for breakfast, etc.; thus providing positive evidence that he is a biological male.

For me, he's one of those people who foster both a feeling of fascination and pity. And if I had to nail it down, I lean more toward the fascination side, to be honest.

I read him as simply a unique individual who has carved out a nice life for himself when things could easily have gone another way. From that perspective, he has my respect.

The strange thing for me is that I absolutely despise fast food (the vast majority of it, anyway), so I'm guessing that I subbed the guy simply because he's odd and doesn't appear to give a damn. There's a part of me that has to appreciate a guy like that.

FAX

[Pitt Gorilla]

I'm actually going to BK tonight... I order off the value menu... Going to get a couple of the tacos too...Not a huge fan of the tacos. I wanted to like them, but they put almost NO sauce or lettuce on them. It's basically meat and shell.

[Chiefshrink]

Tried it yesterday and I must say I was quite impressed !!! Hardly could tell the difference from a regular burger, little if any at all. I will definitely get it again.:thumb:

[In58men]

I would watch, but his videos are too damn long.

[Jerok]

But why not just eat a real whopper. The bread is far unhealthier than the beef.

[Easy 6]

I don’t need Brah to tell me how that big mess is gonna be, particularly with the BK around here

Yet that’s no slight on this kid, as Mr FAX said he has my respect for monetizing himself like this... the kids making bank on this stuff

[Kidd Lex]

He's a guy, Mr. Chief Roundup.

One of his videos is a sort of "Day In The Life" thing in which he goes through his morning ritual; how he does his hair, how he selects his wardrobe, what he has for breakfast, etc.; thus providing positive evidence that he is a biological male.

For me, he's one of those people who foster both a feeling of fascination and pity. And if I had to nail it down, I lean more toward the fascination side, to be honest.

I read him as simply a unique individual who has carved out a nice life for himself when things could easily have gone another way. From that perspective, he has my respect.

The strange thing for me is that I absolutely despise fast food (the vast majority of it, anyway), so I'm guessing that I subbed the guy simply because he's odd and doesn't appear to give a damn. There's a part of me that has to appreciate a guy like that.

FAX

Great post.

[seclark]

can you get one with just ketchup?
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[DaFace]

But why not just eat a real whopper. The bread is far unhealthier than the beef.Not everyone cares obviously, but beef production has a huge impact on the environment. I don't care about the poor little cows, but I'm all for reducing our meat consumption for the environmental reasons.

[Stryker]

He's a guy, Mr. Chief Roundup.

One of his videos is a sort of "Day In The Life" thing in which he goes through his morning ritual; how he does his hair, how he selects his wardrobe, what he has for breakfast, etc.; thus providing positive evidence that he is a biological male.

For me, he's one of those people who foster both a feeling of fascination and pity. And if I had to nail it down, I lean more toward the fascination side, to be honest.

I read him as simply a unique individual who has carved out a nice life for himself when things could easily have gone another way. From that perspective, he has my respect.

The strange thing for me is that I absolutely despise fast food (the vast majority of it, anyway), so I'm guessing that I subbed the guy simply because he's odd and doesn't appear to give a damn. There's a part of me that has to appreciate a guy like that.

FAX

Mr. Fax,

Although I can appreciate your liking of said food reviewer, no one reviews food better than...Dame Drops!

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[Chiefshrink]

Not everyone cares obviously, but beef production has a huge impact on the environment. I don't care about the poor little cows, but I'm all for reducing our meat consumption for the environmental reasons.

I didn't realize your an EPA eater.:D

[ptlyon]

I'm actually going to BK tonight... I order off the value menu... Going to get a couple of the tacos too...

OMIGOD NO

[ptlyon]

Not a huge fan of the tacos. I wanted to like them, but they put almost NO sauce or lettuce on them. It's basically meat and greasy shell.

FYP

[New World Order]

I'm actually going to BK tonight... I order off the value menu... Going to get a couple of the tacos too...

How were the tacos?

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I'm not getting within 10 yards of one of those soylent green "burgers".

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And Daym Drops is the shit. "Gimme one a dem whoppas".

Never heard of Review Brah. Wouldn't have been surprised if he pulled a big dildo out of that bag instead of the "burger".

[Simply Red]

How were the tacos?

better than their burgers.

[FlaChief58]

Checked for spit, missed the man sauce

[ChiliConCarnage]

When he reviews from home like this I always think the food must be awful. It's 8 minutes into the review before he takes a bite and maybe 20+ from driving it home and getting setup.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

When you think about it, isn't meat just plants that have been highly processed by a living organism?

It's not like we eat carnivores. Unless you count seafood.

Sorry. A little baked right now and that's where my mind wandered to. I'm done.

[DaFace]

When you think about it, isn't meat just plants that have been highly processed by a living organism?

It's not like we eat carnivores. Unless you count seafood.

Sorry. A little baked right now and that's where my mind wandered to. I'm done.

You joke, but that's exactly the purpose animals serve for us. They're basically meat-creating machines that poop and fart a lot.

[notorious]

I am hitting Fatburger next time I'm in Vegas. JFC

[FlaChief58]

When you think about it, isn't meat just plants that have been highly processed by a living organism?

It's not like we eat carnivores. Unless you count seafood.

Sorry. A little baked right now and that's where my mind wandered to. I'm done.

We, as in Americans typically don't, but humans certainly do eat carnivores

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Probably better than a Fraud Guys burger...

[Kman34]

How were the tacos?

They were ok for a dollar taco...

[New World Order]

They were ok for a dollar taco...

Similar to Jack in the Box?

[lewdog]

Not everyone cares obviously, but beef production has a huge impact on the environment. I don't care about the poor little cows, but I'm all for reducing our meat consumption for the environmental reasons.

Holy shit.

Fuck you!!!!!

[Kman34]

Similar to Jack in the Box?

Thin, with lettuce, sauce, and some so called meat, I would say that Jack In the box has the narrow edge...

[Naptown Chief]

Not everyone cares obviously, but beef production has a huge impact on the environment. I don't care about the poor little cows, but I'm all for reducing our meat consumption for the environmental reasons.

BOOOOO

[New World Order]

Thin, with lettuce, sauce, and some so called meat, I would say that Jack In the box has the narrow edge...

That meat looks rough LMAO

I'll try them when I need a quick bite.

[Otter]

I'll take "People I Wouldn't Trust with my Kids" for $1000, Alex.

[RunKC]

SR I’m still waiting for the review of the Monterrey Melt from Whataburger. Its that good!

[rabblerouser]

No.

[Dayze]

dude, this kid reminds me of a dude I worked with in the Navy. I think I've mentioned it before. but the Navy dude had the same physique - skinny, no muscle tone, but the kid could EAT. He was from some po-dunk town in Texas, and said before he joined the Navy his town just got a McDonald's. His entire life, he didn't have any fast food or something crazy like that. So once he tried it, he was hooked like a crack addict. This kid was borderline retarded, I'm not even sure how he made it into the Navy. Just no social skills, almost child-like.

Anyway, this kid would throw down McDonald's, no kidding, probably 3 times a day; and 4 on the weekend. Our base had $.40 cheeseburgers every day; and like $1 fries. so this kid would get like 4 orders of fries and 8 cheeseburgers. there would be random times we'd be in the court yard of our barracks drinking beer etc, and he'd show up. We were all cool/nice to him (he wa a nice kid..just 'off'). We'd give him a beer, and just be standing around in a small circle shooting the breeze, then we'd heard paper crinkling; we'd look over, and the kid is pulling out a cheeseburger he had stashed in his pocket. We joked that whilst most of us had chew can rings in our back pockets of our jeans, he had a cheeseburger ring in his jeans.

Much like Review Brah.....this kid looked horribly unhealthy. His skin, like Review Brah, looked almost grey. To this day I think that kid looked like that because he had McDonald's secret formula pumping through his veins 24/7.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Do we get a follow up? Does the plant burger make ur poops green?

[WhawhaWhat]

This kid is probably pulling down 6 figures making videos about eating food from Taco Bell, Burger King, McDonalds, etc. He found a great niche at a young age.

[FlaChief58]

This kid is probably pulling down 6 figures making videos about eating food from Taco Bell, Burger King, McDonalds, etc. He found a great niche at a young age.

He can't be doing that well since it appears he lives at his grandma's house and clothes shops at goodwill

[Marcellus]

Not everyone cares obviously, but beef production has a huge impact on the environment. I don't care about the poor little cows, but I'm all for reducing our meat consumption for the environmental reasons.

Commercial plant farming isn't any better for the environment so I don't see how there is an enviornmental gain in eating more non beef products.

[MahiMike]

Peewee Herman is back?

[DaFace]

Commercial plant farming isn't any better for the environment so I don't see how there is an enviornmental gain in eating more non beef products.This is true. The problem is that cows have to eat too, and it takes way more than 750 calories of plants to grow a 750 calorie steak (not to mention the water required both to grow their food and to water the cows themselves).

I'm not at all the type to freak out about this stuff, and I'll be eating ribeyes until I die, but as a general trajectory, it's pretty clear that the world would be a better place if we didn't have so many pooping and farting, inefficient meat machines around.

[FAX]

So ... in olden times when 30 million bison roamed the Great Plains and another 60 million rampaged throughout the rest of North America (not to mention the deer and elk and wild goats), the ecology seemed to do fine ... but now that there are cattle raised in controlled environments and not allowed to trample the grass and trees and squirrels and acorns, it's worse?

Apparently, I need to research this issue further.

FAX

[DaFace]

He can't be doing that well since it appears he lives at his grandma's house and clothes shops at goodwill

I used this calculator (https://influencermarketinghub.com/youtube-money-calculator/) and came up with total estimated earnings of about $400k and earnings per video of around $400. Not getting rich, but he's doing fine for a random kid on the internet.

[Simply Red]

Similar to Jack in the Box?

From what i hear - EXACTLY the same, for a buck they weren't bad, IMO. Not good either.

[Simply Red]

SR I’m still waiting for the review of the Monterrey Melt from Whataburger. Its that good!

unfortunately I don't have them around me, Run, I wish I did.

[Stryker]

He can't be doing that well since it appears he lives at his grandma's house and clothes shops at goodwill

:clap:

[carcosa]

The Impossible Whopper gave me diarrhea .. just like the real thing!!

[notorious]

The Impossible Whopper gave me diarrhea .. just like the real thing!!

Impossible Reaper Ranch Nachos from TB?

[New World Order]

Love ReviewBrah but those suits look like something your grandpa would be buried in.

[Stryker]

For those asking about the Burger King tacos...

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[oldman]

I'm too old to eat veggie burgers. I'll leave that silliness up to you youngsters.

[Marcellus]

For those asking about the Burger King tacos...

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Holy shit that's way worse than I expected and I expected bad.

[rabblerouser]

I'd rather hear what CartmanBrah has to say...

[srvy]

I used to get those tacos at BK in the 80s when Jack in the Box was still in KC and BK was in competition. I liked the BK better as it looked more like beef than the full of filler JITB taco. It was ok then Ill try them now if I get into BK. Seems like they were .50 back then deep fried kinda a poorer mans version of In a Tub deep fried tacos.

As for the impossible burger it would be impossible for me to try this.

[T-post Tom]

Thank you SR. You are the King. As long as we're watching other people eat hamburgers......

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[bdj23]

This guy is an autismo, but I enjoy his vids.

[jd1020]

Thank you SR. You are the King. As long as we're watching other people eat hamburgers......

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Could have been so much better if they just let the porn star and the chick who freely poses nude any chance she gets do what they do best.

[T-post Tom]

Could have been so much better if they just let the porn star and the chick who freely poses nude any chance she gets do what they do best.

True, but then the video wouldn't be on YouTube or broadcast tv. :)

[srvy]

Thank you SR. You are the King. As long as we're watching other people eat hamburgers......

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[scho63]

If Monty Burns of the Simpsons had a real life kid, Review Brah would be it. Those long pointy ultra white fingers, the way he sips water from a wine glass, the way he dabs his face with the napkin after each bite.

That's where the comedy and humor really lies, not his long drawn out bloated reviews.

[WhawhaWhat]

He can't be doing that well since it appears he lives at his grandma's house and clothes shops at goodwill

He's only 22. Give him time.

[New World Order]

From what i hear - EXACTLY the same, for a buck they weren't bad, IMO. Not good either.

Then that’s a win!

[Baby Lee]

Daym Drops dude has a Netflix series now.

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[Mecca]

It's pretty entertaining.

[eDave]

I remember that guy from a previous BK commercial.

"I'm going to leave before you change you mind!"

[Baby Lee]

It's pretty entertaining.

I remember that guy from a previous BK commercial.

"I'm going to leave before you change you mind!"

If nothing else, catch the first episode. It's St. Louis, which is kinda neat in itself, . . . but the last segment is on Grace Meat Plus 3, which is part of the family that started with Pappy's for BBQ, then expanded to Southern for Nashville Hot Chicken [two of my favorite restaurants around, . . . period].

His restaurant GM+3 is, homestead dinner-style [start with 'saying grace' over your dinner, and you get meat of the day and 3 sides, hence the name].

Anyway, he prepares a Fried Bologna Sandwich that, . . . holy fark, it should be on OnlyFans or Redtube. I think I actually teared up at one point.

[Titty Meat]

It's pretty entertaining.

Imma keep it a buck with u

I been seeing the way you move around here and I’m attracted to you in a homosexual way

[DaFace]

I'd call the Impossible Whopper an 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. If someone gave you one without telling you what it was, I doubt you'd notice. It's not a perfect replacement for ground beef, but it's as good as anything I've tasted (and my wife is vegetarian, so I've tasted a lot).

[KCUnited]

I always somewhat considered BK burgers "Impossible" before they branded the Impossible Whopper. They always had an artificial "charbroil" flavor to me that I found off putting even by FF standards.

[Stewie]

I'd call the Impossible Whopper an 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. If someone gave you one without telling you what it was, I doubt you'd notice. It's not a perfect replacement for ground beef, but it's as good as anything I've tasted (and my wife is vegetarian, so I've tasted a lot).

I'm surprised so many vegans/vegetarians accept this form of meat replacement. What gives it the meat flavor is a synthesized haem (related to hemoglobin) molecule. Better eating through chemistry.

[htismaqe]

I'm surprised so many vegans/vegetarians accept this form of meat replacement. What gives it the meat flavor is a synthesized haem (related to hemoglobin) molecule. Better eating through chemistry.

Yeah, most of these "impossible" meats contain a small percentage of animal-derived or synthesized "meat".

[htismaqe]

I'd call the Impossible Whopper an 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. If someone gave you one without telling you what it was, I doubt you'd notice. It's not a perfect replacement for ground beef, but it's as good as anything I've tasted (and my wife is vegetarian, so I've tasted a lot).

By the way, you can say that the Impossible Whopper tastes like a real Whopper but we should probably stop short of calling a regular Whopper "meat".

[scho63]

When does Review Brah get arrested for some weird shit like Jared of Subway?

That dude is creepy in an evangelical preacher kind of way.

[Baby Lee]

If nothing else, catch the first episode. It's St. Louis, which is kinda neat in itself, . . . but the last segment is on Grace Meat Plus 3, which is part of the family that started with Pappy's for BBQ, then expanded to Southern for Nashville Hot Chicken [two of my favorite restaurants around, . . . period].

His restaurant GM+3 is, homestead dinner-style [start with 'saying grace' over your dinner, and you get meat of the day and 3 sides, hence the name].

Anyway, he prepares a Fried Bologna Sandwich that, . . . holy fark, it should be on OnlyFans or Redtube. I think I actually teared up at one point.

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