AMA From A "Noob" - This Will Suck

[HayWire]

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree


Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the fuck.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?



My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, fucking Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

[notorious]

http://logoonline.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:s3.amazonaws.com/articles.newnownext.com-production/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Hello-Hello-Hello-1488384564.gif

[burt]

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the fuck.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?




N00b!

daface= Mod God

But you are perfect on, Claynus, SR, Rainman,edave, sauto, and bob dole. BUT you left out Fax. Fax= The peoples Poet Sublime

[Buehler445]

ChiefsPlanet Lexicon (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343)

This will help.

[displacedinMN]

you seem nice.

thanks SNR.


Crazy shit around here.

[DaFace]

Since we're gaining some distance from it now, I'll disclose that my flip flopping was due to...artistic differences...with the other members of the band there for a while. I've always liked helping where I can on the backend, but the frontend discussions were a bit obnoxious there for a while. This group's great, though, so all is well in mod land.

But hello, n00b. Pull up a chair and stay a while.

[BlackHelicopters]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[Dayze]

what's your stance on glue sniffing?

[displacedinMN]

what's your stance on glue sniffing?

Today is not the day to quit

[Sorce]

You lived close to this girl?

[ChiliConCarnage]

How old are you?
Why do you want to be more involved?
What are your thoughts on Bigfoot?
Do you think Sammy Watkins is an advanced solar reptilian being?

[HayWire]

N00b!

daface= Mod God

But you are perfect on, Claynus, SR, Rainman,edave, sauto, and bob dole. BUT you left out Fax. Fax= The peoples Poet Sublime

FAX the awesome

[Dayze]

Today is not the day to quit

damn right.

[HayWire]

ChiefsPlanet Lexicon (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=207343)

This will help.

Eat an antfreezeaidtree.....Q.....I thought "bag o dicks" would go far

[Rain Man]

You joined in December of 2011. May we presume that you were excited about the hiring of Romeo Crennel as head coach?

[Sofa King]

I've considered changing my profile picture. Any unique ideas?

[HayWire]

what's your stance on glue sniffing?

Only Elmers. Plus it's fun to peel it off your hands.

[HayWire]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Pr0n is a real thing.....I've seen a womans boobies there too.

[HayWire]

I've considered changing my profile picture. Any unique ideas?

I actually do.....you serious?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I would ask if you're gay but the last sentence in you're OP took care of that question.

[Sofa King]

I actually do.....you serious?

Yup. Let's see em.

[TLO]

If I give you something to draw in MS paint, will you attempt to do it and then post it on here?

[scho63]

You show a join date of 2011.

You know ALL the CP lingo and catch phrases. You've got a list of the top posters in some ways all handy. You ain't a NooB by any measurement.

AMA: Who's mult are you?

[HayWire]

If I give you something to draw in MS paint, will you attempt to do it and then post it on here?


Absolutely.....It might not be a fisty style but it will be awesome.

[RealSNR]

ARE YOU GAY

[TLO]

Absolutely.....It might not be a fisty style but it will be awesome.

I want a picture of Tom Brady French kissing his son while Robert Kraft is eating Tom Brady's ass.

[HayWire]

You show a join date of 2011.

You know ALL the CP lingo and catch phrases. You've got a list of the top posters in some ways all handy. You ain't a NooB by any measurement.

AMA: Who's mult are you?


You got me. I joined 8 years ago to use this mult.

[HayWire]

ARE YOU GAY

Are you?

[luv]

If I give you something to draw in MS paint, will you attempt to do it and then post it on here?

You must have him confused with Demonpenz (however he spells it).

[Nickhead]

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[Easy 6]

Brooke Pryor
Barbara Walters
Oprah

You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one... GO!

[HayWire]

Brooke Pryor
Barbara Walters
Oprah

You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one... GO!

That's easy, kill Brooke and then have a threesome

[Dayze]

You got me. I joined 8 years ago to use this mult.

The Long Con.

[Simply Red]

Welcome champ, ty for the op shout-out. Very sweet to type that.

[Naptown Chief]

I actually like your avatar and you seem nice!

[Munson]

Have you ever banged a porn star?

[Naptown Chief]

Did we sign you, the piece of shit du jour, yet?

[sedated]

You joined in December of 2011. May we presume that you were excited about the hiring of Romeo Crennel as head coach?

My god, Crennel was 2011 and Haley was hired 10 years ago. I cannot believe it's been that long.

[eDave]

Sup man?

[Hammock Parties]

clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the fuck.


https://i.imgur.com/udHQpeq.gif

[HayWire]

Have you ever banged a porn star?

Depends on your definition. I've stayed at a Holiday Inn and the wife is not afraid of a camera. Does that count?

[HayWire]

Have you ever banged a porn star?


Depends on your definition. I've stayed at a Holiday Inn and the wife is not afraid of a camera. Does that count?

[HayWire]

https://i.imgur.com/udHQpeq.gif


Is he jerking it? What the hell man?

[BlackHelicopters]

My god, Crennel was 2011 and Haley was hired 10 years ago. I cannot believe it's been that long.

Try waiting since 1969/1970.......

[Munson]

Depends on your definition. I've stayed at a Holiday Inn and the wife is not afraid of a camera. Does that count?

Depends on your definition. I've stayed at a Holiday Inn and the wife is not afraid of a camera. Does that count?

Does not count, even if you post it twice!

[Nickhead]

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree


Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the fuck.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?



My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, fucking Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

how else can one make a good quality gravy without it? :D

[HayWire]

Since we're gaining some distance from it now, I'll disclose that my flip flopping was due to...artistic differences...with the other members of the band there for a while. I've always liked helping where I can on the backend, but the frontend discussions were a bit obnoxious there for a while. This group's great, though, so all is well in mod land.

But hello, n00b. Pull up a chair and stay a while.
Artistic Differences....well played

[TLO]

Where's my MS paint drawing?

[MTG#10]

This guy has definitely boned my ex

[chiefanz]

Way to jump in Haywire! You have over 200 more posts than i do,I better pick up the pace.

[TimBone]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3CvQhPsNZpc" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>I cant decide if this needs a NSFW tag. LMAO

[TimBone]

Depends on your definition. I've stayed at a Holiday Inn and the wife is not afraid of a camera. Does that count?We'll have to see the vid to decide.

[Naptown Chief]

Way to jump in Haywire! You have over 200 more posts than i do,I better pick up the pace.

Do you gargle before you swallow, or are you a straight shooter? Well, as straight as cocksucking can be at any rate..

[Naptown Chief]

Do you gargle before you swallow, or are you a straight shooter? Well, as straight as cocksucking can be at any rate..

That was not nice of me.. Perhaps you prefer being cream pied?

[Naptown Chief]

That was not nice of me.. Perhaps you prefer being cream pied?

Also not nice of me. I hope you have a lovely weekend, friend!

[Kman34]

Good to meet you... Hold my beer...

[Nickhead]

I cant decide if this needs a NSFW tag. LMAO

;)

[TLO]

Way to jump in Haywire! You have over 200 more posts than i do,I better pick up the pace.

Good lord. I think we've found the ultimate lurker.

[BigRedChief]

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree


Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?



My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,I aint figured out shit. Except maybe your thinking we are going to launch a noob of the year award and you want that trophy?

[patteeu]

Good lord. I think we've found the ultimate lurker.

Every once in a while, his cat accidentally hits the submit button.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

If you're like everyone else. Everybody is just playing with themselves

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You ever shower shit?

[HayWire]

You ever shower shit?

Not intentionally

[Pasta Little Brioni]

How did you dispose of your "accident"

[HayWire]

Good lord. I think we've found the ultimate lurker.

I thought I was bad

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Is Cooper Ferrit your spirit animal?

[HayWire]

How did you dispose of your "accident"

A lot of rinsing. I had been mowing and drinking all day and didn't realize I had the beer shits

[HayWire]

Is Cooper Ferrit your spirit animal?

I know I'm usually just a lurker but that guy even annoys me

[carcosa]

Fav Taco Bell menu item???

[HayWire]

Fav Taco Bell menu item???

Steak quesadilla, easily....with a side of shower shits

[scho63]

That's easy, kill Brooke and then have a threesome

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

WINNING ANSWER!

[scho63]

Is Cooper Ferrit your spirit animal?

I know I'm usually just a lurker but that guy even annoys me


Another correct answer! :D

[Munson]

What is your opinion on poop threads?

[HayWire]

What is your opinion on poop threads?

In general, they stink. This is exibit A

[BigRedChief]

Were we “buddies” at the Coalition back in the day?

[HayWire]

Were we “buddies” at the Coalition back in the day?

That would be a correct answer

[patteeu]

Were we “buddies” at the Coalition back in the day?

That would be a correct answer

Are you guys talking about the Rainbow Coalition? NTTAWWT

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Chug anti freeze, read a De Berg or read a Dante thread?

[HayWire]

Are you guys talking about the Rainbow Coalition? NTTAWWT

That would also be correct, your mouth looks purty boo

[HayWire]

Chug anti freeze, read a De Berg or read a Dante thread?

Antifreeze has a nice and sweet taste

[Nickhead]

did you pick the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?

[HayWire]

did you pick the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?

Who said I stopped?

[greg63]

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree


Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?



My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,


:rolleyes:
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[FAX]

For whatever reason, I got curious when I saw a "Mr. HayWire" tweeting last night so I looked at his profile and noticed he lives in SWMO.

It turns out that this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk and (as would be expected) there are lots of HayWires.

Only thing is...the oldest HayWire is female; Arlene HayWire.

Apparently, Henry BinderTwine was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Brenda HayWire, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....the HayWire name should not exist.

It's all a lie.

FAX THE GENEALOGIST

[HayWire]

For whatever reason, I got curious when I saw a "Mr. HayWire" tweeting last night so I looked at his profile and noticed he lives in SWMO.

It turns out that this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk and (as would be expected) there are lots of HayWires.

Only thing is...the oldest HayWire is female; Arlene HayWire.

Apparently, Henry BinderTwine was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Brenda HayWire, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....the HayWire name should not exist.

It's all a lie.

FAX THE GENEALOGIST
Holy shit, this actually made me laugh out loud

HAYWIRE THE AMUSED

[PHOG]

For whatever reason, I got curious when I saw a "Mr. HayWire" tweeting last night so I looked at his profile and noticed he lives in SWMO.

It turns out that this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk and (as would be expected) there are lots of HayWires.

Only thing is...the oldest HayWire is female; Arlene HayWire.

Apparently, Henry BinderTwine was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Brenda HayWire, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....the HayWire name should not exist.

It's all a lie.

FAX THE GENEALOGIST
:LOL: LMAO:clap:

[stumppy]

Springfield?

[BigRedChief]

Holy shit, this actually made me laugh out loud

HAYWIRE THE AMUSEDAnd fully interwined cross thread humor into the post. FAX always brings it.

[HayWire]

Springfield?

Just south, you need some meth?

[eDave]

Wanna get high?

[HayWire]

Wanna get high?

As high as yo mom

[Ming the Merciless]

Dick so thin all the ladies call me HayWire

[stumppy]

Just south, you need some meth?

Nope, make my own.:D

[Shoes]

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree


Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?



My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,
Awww thanks man.

[eDave]

As high as Billay's mom

FYP

[HayWire]

Dick so thin all the ladies call me HayWire

I get more ass than a toilet seat

[Easy 6]

I get more ass than a toilet seat

Men’s bathroom?

[HayWire]

Men’s bathroom?

Freddy Mercury

[Ming the Merciless]

GayWire

[BossChief]

What was your name on the coalition?

[HayWire]

GayWire

Ummm...you seem nice?

[HayWire]

Anybody else go back to their old threads and think "man that was stupid?"

[HayWire]

Damn it....didn't notice this was in the lounge. Can a mod move this over to the RR? I don't want my stupidity on the front page.

Thanks, fuckers.

[TinyEvel]

Damn it....didn't notice this was in the lounge. Can a mod move this over to the RR? I don't want my stupidity on the front page.

Thanks, ****ers.

No, sorry. Once you post dumb shit on CP it's on the internet forever. Don't ask me how I know.

[HayWire]

No, sorry. Once you post dumb shit on CP it's on the internet forever. Don't ask me how I know.
How do you know?

[Bowser]

How do you know?

WHAT DID HE JUST SAY

[Rain Man]

How do you know?

We're asking the questions here.