Tecmo Bowl and....

[Ubeja Vontell]

....Bo Jackson. Yep, talking the first back in the day game, remember how Jackson was simply on a whole other level than all the others? I could run him back to his one turn and run to their one and then back to his one then back to...until I got bored with it. He was unstoppable.

Then there was our "Nigerian Nightmare" Christian Okoye, would be tacklers went flying, literally flying as they actually bounced off him. you remember it.

There are two NFLers today who remind me of that game (still have it) two players with that video game....WHOA! One is Lamar Jackson, is he not playing freaky good right now? The other is Patrick Mahomes, have we ever seen anyting like this before? I know I haven't. The guy had a 5000 yard season at TT, then in his first NFL season as a starter...5000 yards, has this ever been done before? NCAA 5000 yards, NFL 5000 yards.

This game Sunday is going to be one for the ages wait and see, one.....did I just see that...after.....did I just see that? Haven't been this excited for a reg season game in ages.

Tecmo Bo had nothing on these guys.

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Just heard Cowherd say....never seen anything like Mahomes before.

[Sofa King]

Do you have tourettes? Seems like you blurt out everything that pops into your head.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Andy wanted precisely ONE QB from that draft and he maneuvered (from #27) to get him. That should tell you all you need to know.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Do you have tourettes? Seems like you blurt out everything that pops into your head.

Dude, your very first post here was this...

Any Tecmo Super Bowl fans here?

I just went into my first pawn shop in years and what do i find? why, Tecmo Super Bowl for NES for $3, which worked out well because i recently got a new 72 pin connector for my NES. i did a little more searching and what else do i find, why Tecmo Super Bowl for SNES for $2! why the newer one was cheaper i'll never know...


i spent many many hours with the NES version and i played a little of the SNES version as a kid, but it seems much different. i grew up with Okoye destroying defenders, now i have to see him as a backup 2 years later... also, no more Paige to catch the ball, and now my defenders can get hurt...

but it's neat being able to step into the past and get a 1993 SNES and have it feel like a new game...

good stuff.

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So do you just blurt..............................

[TLO]

I once took a shit in the woods and had to wipe my ass with leaves

[Ubeja Vontell]

Andy wanted precisely ONE QB from that draft and he maneuvered (from #27) to get him. That should tell you all you need to know.

What a trio....Andy Reid/Patrick Mahomes/Tyreek Hill

[Ubeja Vontell]

I once took a shit in the woods and had to wipe my ass with leaves

Was that before or after ya posted this....

Edit: nevermind
They just explained it. Nevermind. Here's a picture of a hot chick for clicking on this thread.

.....well?

[Sofa King]

Dude, your very first post here was this...

Any Tecmo Super Bowl fans here?

I just went into my first pawn shop in years and what do i find? why, Tecmo Super Bowl for NES for $3, which worked out well because i recently got a new 72 pin connector for my NES. i did a little more searching and what else do i find, why Tecmo Super Bowl for SNES for $2! why the newer one was cheaper i'll never know...


i spent many many hours with the NES version and i played a little of the SNES version as a kid, but it seems much different. i grew up with Okoye destroying defenders, now i have to see him as a backup 2 years later... also, no more Paige to catch the ball, and now my defenders can get hurt...

but it's neat being able to step into the past and get a 1993 SNES and have it feel like a new game...

good stuff.

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So do you just blurt..............................


What an excellent first post that was. Far better than this thread.

[Ubeja Vontell]

What an excellent first post that was. Far better than this thread.

Dude, that first post had 18 replies and 822 views, my first post here had 53 and 1.357.

Now sit your ass down midget.

[Rasputin]

Dude, that first post had 18 replies and 822 views, my first post here had 53 and 1.357.

Now sit your ass down midget.

Your and idiot.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Your and idiot.

Try that again slick.

Your...and...idiot

That is an idiot.

[rydogg58]

Try that again slick.

Your...and...idiot

That is an idiot.

We're laughing at you not only because you don't get it, but also because your and idiot.

[carcosa]

This dude sucks

[SupDock]

This dude sucks

Definitely and idiot

[Ubeja Vontell]

We're laughing at you not only because you don't get it, but also because your and idiot.

Dude....

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

....so all you do here is leech off all of us? Really?

[Ubeja Vontell]

Definitely and idiot

Seeing how I can totally school your dumb ass in well everything, I seriously doubt it.

[Imon Yourside]

I once took a shit in the woods and had to wipe my ass with leaves

Were they Tea Leaves? Did you read them?

[Sassy Squatch]

Does this poster legit have autism?

[tatorhog]

Does this poster legit have autism?

I'm willing to bet he probably just drinks straight paint.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Does this poster legit have autism?

Does this poster legit....huh?

[Ubeja Vontell]

I'm willing to bet he probably just drinks straight paint.

Why is that, well?

[tatorhog]

Why is that, well?

You just seem like someone who would count to potato. And drinking straight paint seems like something that could get a person there.

[SupDock]

Seeing how I can totally school your dumb ass in well everything, I seriously doubt it.

I bet I know more about GMC Yukons than you

[Ubeja Vontell]

You just seem like someone who would count to potato. And drinking straight paint seems like something that could get a person there.

You seem like someone who just enters threads to wimper around and pester. Why are you here?

[Ubeja Vontell]

I bet I know more about GMC Yukons than you

Talk to me about that Chiefs..."mini backfield"..and...that 6-10 TE.

[tatorhog]

You seem like someone who just enters threads to wimper around and pester. Why are you here?

I just want to see you smile

[Ubeja Vontell]

I just want to see you smile

Then it would be actually talking about the topic of the thread.

[tatorhog]

Then it would be actually talking about the topic of the thread.

Running the Lookie on JohnElway Quarterback was far more dominant than Bo ever was in Tecmo Bowl

And are you really talking about Morris Stroud? He wasn’t good.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Running the Lookie on JohnElway Quarterback was far more dominant than Bo ever was in Tecmo Bowl

And are you really talking about Morris Stroud? He wasn’t good.

It would be impossible to be more dominant than Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl, he scores every times he gets the ball.

Yep, Morris Stroud who should have done more, stuff like.....take a step and turn around I'll throw it high.

[tyecopeland]

Try that again slick.

Your...and...idiot

That is an idiot.

Fuck fat fingers gave that a thumbs up instead of down.

[scho63]

WTF is going on around here recently???

[tatorhog]

It would be impossible to be more dominant than Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl, he scores every times he gets the ball.

Yep, Morris Stroud who should have done more, stuff like.....take a step and turn around I'll throw it high.

It’s not impossible. The Lookie play made your guy run at like 5x speed. It was a bad game to begin with and having that cheat play made it worse. My folks got me that game as a lad, way back in the day for the old NES. I had both actually, and when your buddy ran Lookie the game was unplayable.

[Al Bundy]

Tecmo Superbowl is a far better game than Tecmo Bowl.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Step 1: Ubeja Makes another random thread.

Step 2: He gets criticized for making too many threads with random thoughts

Step 3: Ubeja goes through the posters history and compares himself to the criticizer

Step 4: Points that out to the person

Step 5: Go back to step 1

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Top 5 Lou Bega songs?

[WhiteWhale]

QB Eagles is an under-rated Tecmo beast.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Tecmo Superbowl is a far better game than Tecmo Bowl.

I totally agree, there Rod Woodson is Da Man.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Step 1: Ubeja Makes another random thread.

Step 2: He gets criticized for making too many threads with random thoughts

Step 3: Ubeja goes through the posters history and compares himself to the criticizer

Step 4: Points that out to the person

Step 5: Go back to step 1

How about....

Ubeja wants to talk fullbacks, Black QB's, Dave Sime the grandpa of McCaffrey and an Olympic silver medalist at 100m. Posters who have tons of failed threads want to play critics, Ubeja points out the fact they are in no position with their shit threads to play critic. They now pout.

[listopencil]

Was that before or after ya posted this....

Edit: nevermind
They just explained it. Nevermind. Here's a picture of a hot chick for clicking on this thread.

.....well?

Cooper Barret always had troubles posting pics. Now find my first post, queefcake.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Cooper Barret always had troubles posting pics. Now find my first post, queefcake.

Why?

[WhiteWhale]

Does this poster legit have autism?

He's got some Asperger's or something.

No sense of humor, takes everything literally, has seemingly no social awareness, and literally recites a parade of statistics in casual discussion... I mean he checks a lot of boxes.

[listopencil]

Why?

Why?

[Ubeja Vontell]

He's got some Asperger's or something.

No sense of humor, takes everything literally, has seemingly no social awareness, and literally recites a parade of statistics in casual discussion... I mean he checks a lot of boxes.

I can do goofy, I just respect others threads and never enter to just wimper around and play critic. If the topic doesn't interest me why enter?

I see a lot of immature posters here, but.....it's fun.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I mean you could go with Mambo number 5, but I bet you can do better