I have never been to Uranus

[Red Beans]

...but my mom was born in Uranus. My Dad was dropped of by Voyager II there and they met at the Intergallactic Fudge Factory. Dad was thrown out of one of the rings by a methane blast, yep, dad trying to win the $$$$$ for lasting a round, he didn't. But he did land at my moms feet, I guess it was...hi

When I think of Uranus it is the fudge and then methane, some historically great stuff there, talking the 13 known rings, 27 moons, almost 2 billion miles from the sun, and it's damn gassy.

I grew up a long way from Uranus...

[FlaChief58]

And you never will be

[Red Beans]

And you never will be

And we're both better people knowing that.

[FlaChief58]

And we're both better people knowing that.

I've always known

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I ate spaghetti 3 times last month

But it wasn't from Uranus

[luv]

https://www.uranusmissouri.com/

You have to try Uranus fudge.

https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/

[Rasputin]

I ate spaghetti 3 times last month

But it wasn't from Uranus

Ever have spaghetti pizza and meatballs? It's freaking good man

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:Pizza not from Uranus:

[Red Beans]

Ever have spaghetti pizza and meatballs? It's freaking good man

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:Pizza not from Uranus:

That's off topic, but it looks fantastic. Give me those fucking carbs!

[el borracho]

..... but I kind of like the music.....

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

St. Louis is close enough

[luv]

St. Louis is close enough

Only 132 miles.

[Kman34]

Visit California... it’s the closest thing to your Uranus

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Visit California... it’s the closest thing to your Uranus

Apparently there are a lotta little meteors from Uranus on the sidewalks and streets of San Francisco.

[ModSocks]

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Ever have spaghetti pizza and meatballs? It's freaking good man

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:Pizza not from Uranus:

Yum....could easily house 5 or 6 of those in one sitting. Where's that from?

[displacedinMN]

It's a big ball of gas.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Me and some buddies were out drinking rot gut wine cruising down Montcliff Avenue in a little town just west of Aquilonia the capital of Uranus.

We spotted some long tall Saturnites 8 feet of pure delight, they were heading to the Zanzibar Club, so we followed them in.

The bouncer was a Venusian, cat was at least 12 feet tall and well over a 1000 pounds of muscle, when he growled........be cool assholes....we could only nod a....ok.

So we ordered a pitcher of Davion wine, the best wine in the galaxy, it's only found in a valley on Davionia.

The lucious Saturnites.......lesbians.

Anyway.......

As we started to drink, the MC stepped to the mic on the bandstand and....

Ok all you freaks and geeks, the one and only....BO DIDDLEY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJj22Z006ec

[CrazyPhuD]

You may not have been to Uranus, but everyone else has. :moon:

[Ubeja Vontell]

You may not have been to Uranus, but everyone else has. :moon:

Who hasn't been to Uranus? You wouldn't believe the stories I could tell about Uranus nights wandering the streets in search of Miss Tonight.

[seclark]

I’ve enjoyed Uranus more than once.
Sec

[vailpass]

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie

Yo yo, this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is

[seclark]

Also you can pick up a case knife south of Uranus.
Sec

[Graystoke]

That girl live close to Uranus?

[Red Beans]

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie

Well I'm Jimmy Pop, here in a jiffy, heat me up and add oil. I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil. I get under your skin and I sebaceously form. I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn!

[displacedinMN]

Had a student named Uranus. Nice kid.....worked hard.

[Rasputin]

Yum....could easily house 5 or 6 of those in one sitting. Where's that from?

Pappa Don's Pizza in Fort Scott ks


Its freaking good man. I'd like to go back just for that pizza but also wangs at Sharkeys.

[TimeForWasp]

My anus makes a great brown splatter pizza.

[Ubeja Vontell]

This is the song I used to learn the harmonica, took me about six months to really get the feel for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClC_KizCpQk

Funny thing is...Viola Lee...is never mentioned. The Grateful Dead do a great cover.

[scho63]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

[cabletech94]

Pappa Don's Pizza in Fort Scott ks


Its freaking good man. I'd like to go back just for that pizza but also wangs at Sharkeys.

no shit?? they never had that when i was there.

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!!!

[JohnnyHammersticks]

....The Grateful Dead do a great cover.

Your best post ever.

[Rasputin]

no shit?? they never had that when i was there.

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!!!

You probably told them you'd get them free cable but didn't deliver the goods.... ... ... :harumph:

[Easy 6]

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[Coyote]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

You gotta be old to get your joke ref.
Another 3rd grade joke for this thread:

What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?







They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons!