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Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 03:44 PM
Do you know who Mitch Holthus is?

cmh6476
09-23-2019, 03:45 PM
is this a scientific poll?

siberian khatru
09-23-2019, 03:45 PM
Let’s talk important stuff: What was his time in the 4x100 in college and what leg did he normally run?

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 03:46 PM
Isn't he the K-State play by play guy?

Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 03:46 PM
Isn't he the K-State play by play guy?

Well, no.

Perineum Ripper
09-23-2019, 03:47 PM
Well the boards Chief historian doesn’t know of this Mitch, so I got to go with he is a made up man.

Pasta Little Brioni
09-23-2019, 03:47 PM
Cooper Vontell once had his wang flop out running the 40, but no one noticed

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 03:47 PM
Well, no.

I know he used to be :D

Also does a few Jayhawk BB games in the offseason for the B12 network.

patteeu
09-23-2019, 03:49 PM
Is he an obscure blues musician from days gone by?

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 03:50 PM
Sucks we had to lose Harlan, but Mitch has been a good replacement.

J Diddy
09-23-2019, 03:50 PM
More important question:

Do you know what size and brand of condom that Harvey Williams used in 5th grade during the summer?

More importantly how he paid for them, the cost and what size of shoes was he wearing when they were bought.

I only ask this because I’m a historian, not a cival war historian but rather a nfl historian.

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 03:51 PM
More important question:

Do you know what size and brand of condom that Harvey Williams used in 5th grade during the summer?

More importantly how he paid for them, the cost and what size of shoes was he wearing when they were bought.

I only ask this because I’m a historian, not a cival war historian but rather a nfl historian.

The long neck kind.

KCUnited
09-23-2019, 03:51 PM
Who doesn't know Mitch "I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the" Holtus?

Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 03:53 PM
I know he used to be :D

Also does a few Jayhawk BB games in the offseason for the B12 network.

It appears you have bested me in history. Congratulations, Ubeja Yourside.

smithandrew051
09-23-2019, 03:54 PM
“Now pay attention. I told you that story to tell you this story.”

TimeForWasp
09-23-2019, 03:56 PM
Does she live next to you?

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 03:56 PM
It appears you have bested me in history. Congratulations, Ubeja Yourside.

LMAO

I still remember a Montana game by Harlan where he went nuts..might have been the Oilers Divisional game that we blew them out.

Mitch has been the best replacement plan and I(maybe the only one) love the nicknames he comes up with.

007
09-23-2019, 03:58 PM
He likes to say "big,big,big,big,big,big,big,big,big play"









At KSU

htismaqe
09-23-2019, 03:58 PM
I know he used to be :D

Also does a few Jayhawk BB games in the offseason for the B12 network.

He's called a few games for UNI as part of the MVC basketball broadcast team.

Pitt Gorilla
09-23-2019, 03:59 PM
I prefer Kevin Harlan.

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 04:00 PM
He's called a few games for UNI as part of the MVC basketball broadcast team.

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RealSNR
09-23-2019, 04:00 PM
Mitch is an ultra annoying dweeb, but he's OUR ultra annoying dweeb. And I love the voice energy he puts into his calls. Talk to someone like Clay who compiles highlights and he'll tell you there's nothing quite like a Mitch Holthus call on an incredible Chiefs play.

His annoying nicknames and phrases are a small price to pay for his game day experience. Mitch is definitely a treasure. I hope he keeps broadcasting all the way through Mahomes' entire career.

Deberg_1990
09-23-2019, 04:01 PM
Do you know who Mitch Holthus is?

Did you taste the sweet nectar of his end zone?

Titty Meat
09-23-2019, 04:01 PM
R U GAY

Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 04:01 PM
Did you taste the sweet nectar of his end zone?

LOLFR

ping2000
09-23-2019, 04:02 PM
CAN ZA CITY! Miss Harlan.

htismaqe
09-23-2019, 04:03 PM
Did you taste the sweet nectar of his end zone?

ROFL

Chiefs4TheWin
09-23-2019, 04:03 PM
I voted no. Fight the system!

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:12 PM
Chiefs trivia

1.RB out of Humbolt?

2.10.17 sprinter in college?

3.The Tank....?

4.25 foot long jumper in college?

5.First ever draft pick?

6.World record holding sprinter?

7.Tallest player?

8.Best HBCU player?

9.Heisman winners?

10.First 1000 yard receiver?

Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 04:13 PM
Chiefs trivia

1.RB out of Humbolt?

2.10.17 sprinter in college?

3.The Tank....?

4.25 foot long jumper in college?

5.First ever draft pick?

6.World record holding sprinter?

7.Tallest player?

8.Best HBCU player?

9.Heisman winners?

10.First 1000 yard receiver?

Wrong thread, chucklefuck.

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 04:13 PM
Chiefs trivia

1.RB out of Humbolt?

2.10.17 sprinter in college?

3.The Tank....?

4.25 foot long jumper in college?

5.First ever draft pick?

6.World record holding sprinter?

7.Tallest player?

8.Best HBCU player?

9.Heisman winners?

10.First 1000 yard receiver?

Danny Glover

rydogg58
09-23-2019, 04:19 PM
Wrong thread, chucklefuck.

Lmao...Cp's biggest brain can't even figure out where to post his shitty threads anymore.

rabblerouser
09-23-2019, 04:20 PM
Who doesn't know Mitch "I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the" Holtus?
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, Lenin - shut the fuck up, Donnie - you're out of your element!


ROFL
LMAO

Hammock Parties
09-23-2019, 04:20 PM
Holthus is more important to this franchise than most of the head coaches and definitely most of the QBs.

That is not an exaggeration.

limested
09-23-2019, 04:27 PM
Most annoying broadcaster in KC history.

St. Patty's Fire
09-23-2019, 04:28 PM
Yo I fucking love this place, I cracked up just seeing the title LMAO

Gotta give it to Uber Cooper he brings out the best in other posters

Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 04:28 PM
Holthus is more important to this franchise than most of the head coaches and definitely most of the QBs.

That is not an exaggeration.

What was his 100-meter dash time, though? And did he ever do any rasslin' in high school?

Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 04:29 PM
Most annoying broadcaster in KC history.

You're not familiar with Rex Hudler, I guess.

T-post Tom
09-23-2019, 04:29 PM
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Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 04:30 PM
What was his 100-meter dash time, though? And did he ever do any rasslin' in high school?

1. who he held hands with on his first dance?
2. Ate his first quiktrip burrito on what day?
3. Had to take a crap at a bfe gas station with a clogged toilet?
4. Mom cut his steak until he was 22 years old

Who is it? /Ubeja'd

carcosa
09-23-2019, 04:38 PM
Chiefs trivia

1.RB out of Humbolt?

2.10.17 sprinter in college?

3.The Tank....?

4.25 foot long jumper in college?

5.First ever draft pick?

6.World record holding sprinter?

7.Tallest player?

8.Best HBCU player?

9.Heisman winners?

10.First 1000 yard receiver?

Ok, tiny guy...!

Need a brain adjustment~~~???

I know the exact size of Mike Cloud's left pinky toe... do you, nimrod?

Dig this, hep cat... Do you know which Chiefs long snapper from the 1980s once had explosive diarrhea at an Olive Garden...? Or is your skull too thick, junior?

The tallest daughter of a Chiefs equipment manager was...?

Only buffoons are too ignorant to answer. HA ! HA HA! ~~~|```™

I Am The Keeper Of All Knowledge

St. Patty's Fire
09-23-2019, 04:39 PM
Chiefs trivia

1.RB out of Humbolt?

2.10.17 sprinter in college?

3.The Tank....?

4.25 foot long jumper in college?

5.First ever draft pick?

6.World record holding sprinter?

7.Tallest player?

8.Best HBCU player?

9.Heisman winners?

10.First 1000 yard receiver?

Joe

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:41 PM
Wrong thread, chuckle****.

So this NON Chiefs fan can stump the Chiefs fan, hmmmm?

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:42 PM
Ok, tiny guy...!

Need a brain adjustment~~~???

I know the exact size of Mike Cloud's left pinky toe... do you, nimrod?

Dig this, hep cat... Do you know which Chiefs long snapper from the 1980s once had explosive diarrhea at an Olive Garden...? Or is your skull too thick, junior?

The tallest daughter of a Chiefs equipment manager was...?

Only buffoons are too ignorant to answer. HA ! HA HA! ~~~|```™

I Am The Keeper Of All Knowledge

So ya don;t know shit, ok!

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 04:43 PM
So ya don;t know shit, ok!

Knowshit posts in the Broncos thread, pay attention please.

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:44 PM
How funny is this?

All these Chiefs fan and none of them can answer anything, ha~~~~

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:46 PM
Knowshit posts in the Broncos thread, pay attention please.

I can do the same thing talking Broncos, who was....Billy Joe?

Worlds number one ranked 110 hurdler, a Bronco..who?

carcosa
09-23-2019, 04:46 PM
How funny is this?

All these Chiefs fan and none of them can answer anything, ha~~~~

It's funny, but not for the reasons you think it is.

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:47 PM
It's funny, but not for the reasons you think it is.

Wrong!

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 04:48 PM
I can do the same thing talking Broncos, who was....Billy Joe?

Worlds number one ranked 110 hurdler, a Bronco..who?

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Flying High D
09-23-2019, 04:48 PM
It would be cool to be friends with one of Mitch’s relatives.

chinaski
09-23-2019, 04:49 PM
Dr. Remulak?

carcosa
09-23-2019, 04:49 PM
Wrong!

Lol

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 04:50 PM
Ubeja was this you calling in for Jeopardy testing?

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Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:51 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Joe_(American_football)

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 04:54 PM
Ubeja was this you calling in for Jeopardy testing?

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Why would I do that?

Kiimo
09-23-2019, 05:04 PM
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fuck that guy forever

Kman34
09-23-2019, 05:05 PM
Do you know who Mitch Holthus is?

Yeah... do you know who your Mom is???

Hammock Parties
09-23-2019, 05:07 PM
Mitch Holthus >

Romeo
Haley
Herm
Vermeil
Gunther
Gansz
Mackovic
Levy
Wiggin

Yep, more important than the majority of our head coaches, even if you want to argue grandpa Dick.

BlackHelicopters
09-23-2019, 05:15 PM
Is he Jim Morrison’s doppelgänger?

Kiimo
09-23-2019, 05:17 PM
Let me tell you about this dude, this dude the pride of Smith County he's a flat out stud ask the kids in McPherson, KS about this dude and they'll tell you he's a man's man plays the game the right way, Kevin

KChiefs1
09-23-2019, 05:18 PM
What kinda fucking question is this?

Pablo
09-23-2019, 05:19 PM
93% seems about right. 7% have probably jumped ship from their old team and joined the Chiefs train since last year.

Now~~~~~who can tell me which HBCU has a 93% graduation rate for Long Jumpers whose name starts with the letter 'J' since 1948??

J Diddy
09-23-2019, 05:20 PM
What kinda ****ing question is this?

Cross thread humor mocking the user Ilova Bunghole

J Diddy
09-23-2019, 05:21 PM
Mitch Holthus >

Romeo
Haley
Herm
Vermeil
Gunther
Gansz
Mackovic
Levy
Wiggin

Yep, more important than the majority of our head coaches, even if you want to argue grandpa Dick.
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH. You best keep your lips off Divk Curl.

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 05:22 PM
93% seems about right. 7% have probably jumped ship from their old team and joined the Chiefs train since last year.

Now~~~~~who can tell me which HBCU has a 93% graduation rate for Long Jumpers whose name starts with the letter 'J' since 1948??

What HBCU long jumper won the Olympic gold medal?

patteeu
09-23-2019, 05:23 PM
What kinda fucking question is this?

Ubeja, knower of all things related to the Chiefs, music, black people, and annoying internet schticks, didn’t know who Holthus was in another thread.

Pablo
09-23-2019, 05:25 PM
What HBCU long jumper won the Olympic gold medal?

Willie "Smoky Eyes" Hayes III out of Grambling.

J Diddy
09-23-2019, 05:26 PM
What HBCU long jumper won the Olympic gold medal?

Do you know who Len dawson’s broadcasting partner was with the Chiefs after he retired from football. Hint: it’s in the thread title.

Hoover
09-23-2019, 05:28 PM
Do I know who Mitch Holtus is?

I don't know, let me PUT THE HAMMER DOWN, first.

T-post Tom
09-23-2019, 05:28 PM
You're not familiar with Rex Hudler, I guess.

Rex is a god. Keep his name out ya mouth. How dare you! :)

Flying High D
09-23-2019, 05:30 PM
MVPat number Nine on career passing yards, 2973 from tieing Matt Casshole

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 05:41 PM
Willie "Smoky Eyes" Hayes III out of Grambling.

Speaking of Grambling.

QB
RB
RB
WR
WR

Go ahead

Ubeja Vontell
09-23-2019, 05:42 PM
Do you know who Len dawson’s broadcasting partner was with the Chiefs after he retired from football. Hint: it’s in the thread title.

What NFL team cut Dawson?

loochy
09-23-2019, 05:53 PM
Speaking of speaking of things:

A banana peel
5 monkeys
A chicken soft taco
A Samsung television
Pat Sajack
Babbage's at Independence Center
A Lamborghini 560-4 Gallardo
3 small pumpkins
Odell Beckham's watch
2 micropenises
A jar of mayonnaise
2 turntables
A microphone

Proceed

Dayze
09-23-2019, 05:56 PM
Let me tell you about this dude, this dude the pride of Smith County he's a flat out stud ask the kids in McPherson, KS about this dude and they'll tell you he's a man's man plays the game the right way, Kevin

LMAO

Pablo
09-23-2019, 05:57 PM
Speaking of speaking of things:

A banana peel
5 monkeys
A chicken soft taco
A Samsung television
Pat Sajack
Babbage's at Independence Center
A Lamborghini 560-4 Gallardo
3 small pumpkins
Odell Beckham's watch
2 micropenises
A jar of mayonnaise
2 turntables
A microphone

3 most common small pumpkin varieties and growing zone they best thrive in.

Go ahead.

Imon Yourside
09-23-2019, 06:17 PM
**** that guy forever

Hehe

Even as a Jayhawk fan I find the skit hilarious. I'm over 2010 already.

digger
09-23-2019, 07:05 PM
Speaking of speaking of things:

A banana peel
5 monkeys
A chicken soft taco
A Samsung television
Pat Sajack
Babbage's at Independence Center
A Lamborghini 560-4 Gallardo
3 small pumpkins
Odell Beckham's watch
2 micropenises
A jar of mayonnaise
2 turntables
A microphone

Proceed


Shops no longer at independence Center (shorted list)



Dos Amigos
Davey Jones Locker
Merry Go Round
Wicks N Sticks
Fun Factory
Cactus Moon

St. Patty's Fire
09-23-2019, 07:08 PM
Let me tell you about this dude, this dude the pride of Smith County he's a flat out stud ask the kids in McPherson, KS about this dude and they'll tell you he's a man's man plays the game the right way, Kevin

lmfaooooo

This dude might be Jon Gruden’s burner account. He does live in Cali :hmmm:

Iowanian
09-23-2019, 07:12 PM
I've got questions.

1.is your mom a 3 car garage?

Chiefshrink
09-23-2019, 07:14 PM
Not a fan. Just something about him I don't like and I can't figure out. Harlan really spoiled me.

Mama Hip Rockets
09-23-2019, 08:04 PM
Ok, tiny guy...!

Need a brain adjustment~~~???

I know the exact size of Mike Cloud's left pinky toe... do you, nimrod?

Dig this, hep cat... Do you know which Chiefs long snapper from the 1980s once had explosive diarrhea at an Olive Garden...? Or is your skull too thick, junior?

The tallest daughter of a Chiefs equipment manager was...?

Only buffoons are too ignorant to answer. HA ! HA HA! ~~~|```™

I Am The Keeper Of All Knowledge

Seriously, though. What's his deal with these things? ~~~~~

It took me like ten minutes to even find that symbol on my keyboard.

KChiefs1
09-23-2019, 08:07 PM
Do I know who Mitch Holtus is?

I don't know, let me PUT THE HAMMER DOWN, first.



That’s HHUUGGGGGGE!

KChiefs1
09-23-2019, 08:11 PM
Ubeja, knower of all things related to the Chiefs, music, black people, and annoying internet schticks, didn’t know who Holthus was in another thread.


Just ask him who Bill Grigsby is then.

Hammock Parties
09-23-2019, 08:12 PM
Not a fan. Just something about him I don't like and I can't figure out. Harlan really spoiled me.

I bet you hate spicy food.

Mama Hip Rockets
09-24-2019, 06:56 PM
Dos Amigos
Davey Jones Locker
Merry Go Round
Wicks N Sticks
Fun Factory
Cactus Moon


Is this supposed to be in the cool nicknames thread?

scho63
09-25-2019, 06:24 AM
He's X-Factor without the Meth, Missing Teeth and Mental Instability

Simply Red
09-25-2019, 06:39 AM
Shops no longer at independence Center (shorted list)



Dos Amigos
Davey Jones Locker
Merry Go Round
Wicks N Sticks
Fun Factory
Cactus Moon



Swiss Pretzel
Hobby Haven
York Steak House
Peter's Clothiers

New World Order
09-25-2019, 06:40 AM
ITS A CHIEFS BURGER!

redfan
09-25-2019, 09:26 AM
Right after you pick up the hammer, you've got to PUT. THE. HAMMER. DOWN!!