MNF - Bears @ Redskins

[CasselGotPeedOn]

This game is gonna be awful

[pugsnotdrugs19]

This has 13-10 written all over it

[Megatron96]

I'm curious if Trubiscuit will actually throw a TD I(not one of those jet sweep ones either) tonight.

I took the under and the 'Skins to cover.

[TribalElder]

Mitchell Trubisky is not good

[Megatron96]

87 is trash. I could've caught that.

[TLO]

Yeah.... I love football and all, but no thanks.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Is Sandy Vag still a lifelong Skins fan?

[Megatron96]

Game over.

[Frazod]

Trubisky might finally be the better QB on the field.

*shudder*

[srvy]

Ha ha

[FlaChief58]

Keesumception!

[notorious]

There are more Bears fans there than Foreskin fans.

[TribalElder]

More than Trubisky will score tonight

[Megatron96]

This has 13-10 written all over it

That's ridiculously optimistic of you.

[chiefzilla1501]

I've actually thoroughly enjoyed the bears fans meltdown that they're stuck with Trubisky. I love that they're good enough for this to really matter.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

So KC has the Bears week 16...

I can totally see Chicago being like 8-6 entering that game, teetering on playoff berth ground...

And then Mahomie just drops his dick and balls on their season.

[ChiliConCarnage]

There are more Bears fans there than Foreskin fans.

Haha, they have a let's go bears chant going. That's sad as shit

[Frazod]

MOAR PAT COMMERCIALS

[MMXcalibur]

Still better than Joe Flacco.

[FAX]

Let's see what two potentially disgusting offenses look like under the lights.

This may be one of those deals where the defense leads the scoring.

Can't say I'm looking forward to Booger talking up the quarterbacking in this game. "He's got all the qualities you look for in a playoff quarterback, Joe."

FAX

[displacedinMN]

9-1-1 first. then maybe game

[Megatron96]

If I could've, I would've bet on the Bears D to score more than the Bears O.

[DRM08]

I've actually thoroughly enjoyed the bears fans meltdown that they're stuck with Trubisky. I love that they're good enough for this to really matter.

They have a championship quality defense. Easily could have Mahomes or Watson instead of Mitch. By the time they figure out QB, the defense will be broken up because of salary cap and so forth.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

So KC has the Bears week 16...

I can totally see Chicago being like 8-6 entering that game, teetering on playoff berth ground...

And then Mahomie just drops his dick and balls on their season.

I'm so glad Bears fans are gonna get to see Mahomes with their own eyes. Their message board is gonna be a must read.

[Frazod]

They have a championship quality defense. Easily could have Mahomes or Watson instead of Mitch. By the time they figure out QB, the defense will be broken up because of salary cap and so forth.

They haven't had a decent QB in DECADES.

Hell, the best QB in the building right now is probably Daniel.

[Megatron96]

87 doesn't block either. Why is he out there earning a check?

[tk13]

Yeah I'm no expert, but that strategy of not blocking Mack probably isn't going to work.

[KCUnited]

Keenum might die tonight.

[Frazod]

I didn't see the pregame - did they give any sort of update on Smith?

[Megatron96]

Keenum might die tonight.

If he does, 87 should be arrested for conspiracy to commit same.

[DRM08]

I'm so glad Bears fans are gonna get to see Mahomes with their own eyes. Their message board is gonna be a must read.

From what I have seen, quite a few of their fans are still in denial. But seems like at least 80% of them understand the situation lol

[Frazod]

From what I have seen, quite a few of their fans are still in denial. But seems like at least 80% of them understand the situation lol

I don't know any Bears fans who are happy with him. And most of them develop a facial tic when I mention that they could have traded down and got Mahomes.

:evil:

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Turdbisky LMAO

[Megatron96]

That's a sh*t spot; that was a safety.

[Frazod]

Oh I would challenge that.

[Megatron96]

never mind

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Anytime a coach has to simplify a gameplan for a quarterback, that quarterback is a fucking moron.

[KCUnited]

Trubisky keeping Washington in the game.

[Frazod]

Anytime a coach has to simplify a gameplan for a quarterback, that quarterback is a fucking moron.

The fucking moron is the guy who traded up from 3rd overall pick to 2nd overall pick to draft him.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

I didn't see the pregame - did they give any sort of update on Smith?

He was walking with a limp. No more screws holding his leg together

[Red Dawg]

What a great match up. Two shit offenses.

[Frazod]

He was walking with a limp. No more screws holding his leg together

Does anybody think he'll ever play again?

[Megatron96]

T-Biscuit is another streaky guy. He can play like trash for dozens of plays and then "Bam" he reels off ten basically perfect passes in a row. Then throw a horrible INT on the 11th. And the 12th.

[Megatron96]

87 catches the ball thrown at his ankles. Couldn't catch the one thrown at his face.

[notorious]

Chicago might have been a dynasty if they draft Mahomes. LMAO

[chinaski]

How in the fuck do the Bears get two Prime Time games in the first 3 weeks?

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Chicago might have been a dynasty if they draft Mahomes. LMAO

Definitely win a Super Bowl.

[Megatron96]

Keenum decides his best plan is to run right to the pass rusher

[Megatron96]

FUMBLE-IA!

FUMBLE-ROOSKY!!

Crap, never mind.

[Marcellus]

OMG what a joke of a game.

[notorious]

Jesus Refs, keep the flags in your pocket.

[MMXcalibur]

ESPN spent billions to show Jets/Browns and Bears/Redskins.

Billions.

[comochiefsfan]

Reid and Mahomes are playing a different sport than the rest of the league. These offenses are so painful to watch.

[Marcellus]

AP looks his age.

[Megatron96]

Keenum seems to think that his receivers are all 3 feet tall.

[Megatron96]

Keenum: I can't find my go-to dwarf! I'm running for it!

[notorious]

Washington's entire drive has been penalties.

A hold for either of these offenses is a death sentence.

[baitism]

These QBs suck.

[Megatron96]

Someone should tell the skins OC that he has to call plays where the WRs only go three yards at a time.

[Megatron96]

Hahaha. Missed

[notorious]

Sigh.

Just flush this piece of shit already.

[MMXcalibur]

ESPN spent billions to show Jets/Browns and Bears/Redskins.

Billions.

BILLIONS

[Sassy Squatch]

That sack was hilarious.

[tk13]

Keenum is going to have to figure out that he has to get rid of the ball at the end of his drop, or he's gonna be hurting by the end of the night.

[Sassy Squatch]

Straight up just went "Oh, wouldja look at that" and the OL just looks off too LMAO

[tk13]

ESPN spent billions to show Jets/Browns and Bears/Redskins.

Billions.

It's honestly not worse than FOX spending billions of dollars to air Thursday Night Football, which is usually hideous.

[Munson]

How in the fuck do the Bears get two Prime Time games in the first 3 weeks?

Because Trubisky.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Megatron96]

Let's see if between these two teams they can get penalized for every infraction in the book.

[Megatron96]

I'm going to guess the next play ends in an INT

[Megatron96]

Nope. This one.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Trubisky is TERRIBLE

[Megatron96]

Damn, he closed his eyes on that one

[MMXcalibur]

Imagine being a Bears fan and knowing you could have had Mahomes instead.
Now, imagine having that feeling for the next 15 years.

[Megatron96]

Is T-Biscuit still on his rookie contract? No way they'd extend him right?

[RollChiefsRoll]

Trubisky is a poor man’s Matt Cassel

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Everytime the announcers mention Mahomes and Watson LMAO

[Megatron96]

Here's the thing: IF you flipped the QBs so that Keenum was playing for Chicago, they'd be dangerous. Washington would just be more crappy.

[Megatron96]

"9th play of this drive." So they've moved the ball 36 yds . . .

[RedRaider56]

Keenum looks like a pile of flaming dog poo so far. Trubisky doesn't look much better and is just a pile of poo

[Megatron96]

TB throws his first TD of the season. There was much rejoicing.

[notorious]

This game sucks.

Read about how Chicago fan copes with not having Mahomes.

https://www.chicitysports.com/forum/index.php?threads/how-do-you-cope.73463/


Their are some dumbfucks there, so prepare yourselves.

[Megatron96]

Keenum looks like a pile of flaming dog poo so far. Trubiski doesn't look much better and is just a pile of poo

Yes, but Keenum is literally trying to avoid having his head ripped off of his neck on every play. If he were a Bear, he'd actually be able to go through his reads. And Chicago's offense is really just a variation of the Chiefs offense; there are people open right in front of TB every play.

[Frazod]

Decided to watch a new TV show with the wife.

I’m sure I’ll be much happier.

[FlorentinePogen]

Thank you so much, Jon Gruden for trading this freak out of Oakland

[notorious]

LMAO

The Raiders traded that guy.

[dannybcaitlyn]

That’s what we expect from Clark!

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Annnnnnd it’s over.

[Megatron96]

https://youtu.be/tDVp22DytbE

[dannybcaitlyn]

Skins should be in fire sale mode!

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Yep Mack is a beast. Schwartz will have his hands full later this year

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Glad we have to face Mack only once every 4 years unless we play the Bears in the Superbowl... Dumb Dumb Oakland/VEgas

[Bump]

Yep Mack is a beast. Schwartz will have his hands full later this year

Mack is truly a generational talent. So glad the raiders are dumbasses and got him out of our division.

[DRM08]

Redskins are horrible. So Dak has padded his stats the first 3 weeks against 3 horrible teams and the media wants to put him in the MVP convo. Very curious to see how it goes for him against teams with a pulse.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Redskins are horrible. So Dak has padded his stats the first 3 weeks against 3 horrible teams and the media wants to put him in the MVP convo. Very curious to see how it goes for him against teams with a pulse.

I haven't seen anyone except their own fans put him in the MVP conversation

[MMXcalibur]

Just put in Haskins already.
What are you waiting for?

[smithandrew051]

I didn’t know Steven Sims was in the league. Good for him.

[tk13]

This is a massacre. What a defense.

[Megatron96]

Ack. Okay, I'm done. Lost my $50.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

We may have a problem against them

[Hammock Parties]

The Checkdown King of Chicago

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VillainousWelllitKagu-size_restricted.gif

[dannybcaitlyn]

Redskins are horrible. So Dak has padded his stats the first 3 weeks against 3 horrible teams and the media wants to put him in the MVP convo. Very curious to see how it goes for him against teams with a pulse.

We’ll see next week vs the Saints. A legit defense in the dome!

[Megatron96]

This game sucks.

Read about how Chicago fan copes with not having Mahomes.

https://www.chicitysports.com/forum/index.php?threads/how-do-you-cope.73463/


Their are some dumb****s there, so prepare yourselves.

Holy crap, they think the play-calling is the problem.

[smithandrew051]

This is a massacre. What a defense.

Yeah...buuttt Keenum. He’s pretty terrible.

[Megatron96]

Just put in Haskins already.
What are you waiting for?

They don't want to get him killed?

[smithandrew051]

We may have a problem against them

Keenum.

[tk13]

Chiefs shouldn't be afraid of any defense. But that said, there's no doubt it'll be a great clash of the titans. Especially since we have to play in their place in December.

Mack is just a monster, it doesn't matter who he's playing.

[Hammock Parties]

At this point I'm really looking forward to the Chiefs game in Chicago, but I know Mahomes will just fuck around and throw for 400.

[Megatron96]

We may have a problem against them

Reid will never let Mack come singled up. Never. Or unblocked. He's at least smarter than Jay Gruden.

[notorious]

Jesus

[Megatron96]

If were a player for the Redskins I'd retire right now.
If I were a player for the Bears I would demand a trade. Sorry, I mean I would demand T-Biscuit be traded.

[tk13]

Washington calling timeout to get the ball back so they can turn it over again before halftime.

[DRM08]

Crappy thing for Chicago fans is Mitch gets to pad his stats and look like a real QB against a terrible team. Then when they get their hopes up, he pulls the rug out from under them against real teams. The process of releasing him drags out.

[Megatron96]

Washington calling timeout to get the ball back so they can turn it over again before halftime.

Hahahaha

[smithandrew051]

Tough call. You can make an argument that he didn’t have control when that first foot came down.

[TribalElder]

Alex Smith is in the house

Still getting paid by Washington

[ping2000]

I thought the Browns were bad. The shorts have been passed to the Deadskins.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190924/2a5fec250b21dc2909cd7f9c45357196.jpg

[dannybcaitlyn]

Reid will never let Mack come singled up. Never. Or unblocked. He's at least smarter than Jay Gruden.

We’ll see. Usually Reid leaves his tackles on a island.

[ping2000]

Will Jon give his bro a job when he gets fired at halftime?

[Megatron96]

We’ll see. Usually Reid leaves his tackles on a island.

Reid will have a simple yet effective plan for Mack. He always does.

[ptlyon]

Keesum.

FYP

[Hammock Parties]

We’ll see. Usually Reid leaves his tackles on a island.

Reid isn't risking Mahomes two weeks before the playoffs.

The Chiefs will piss off half of CP by going more conservative in that game but it will be the right move.

[ptlyon]

Keesum visibly shaken to go out there again

[displacedinMN]

my god

[displacedinMN]

bye case k

[petegz28]

Keenum is the suck

[Megatron96]

There is nothing on that ipad that's going to make anything better . . .

[displacedinMN]

still cannot understand how ABC cannot hear that buzzing in their broadcasts. Worse than my tinnitus

[tk13]

This is a disaster. Still, I don't know if you want to throw Haskins out there against this defense with no practice time. Seems like a bad thing to do to a rookie QB.

[TribalElder]

Keemun throwing tds

In the form of pick 6es

[ping2000]

Stupid kickers

[petegz28]

still cannot understand how ABC cannot hear that buzzing in their broadcasts. Worse than my tinnitus

I don't hear anything

[ping2000]

They should make kickers wear the gay single bar facemasks. I think they are banned now.

[ping2000]

still cannot understand how ABC cannot hear that buzzing in their broadcasts. Worse than my tinnitusI hear it too. It is fucking annoying.

[Bump]

redskins look like they want to give the Dolphins a run for the #1 pick

[Megatron96]

Throwing Haskins out there against the Bears D, who's had just one year of college ball, would be akin to execution.

You'd either crush his soul or get him seriously hurt. That's what Keenum is for.

[displacedinMN]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you put your hard-earned money on Case Keenum <a href="https://t.co/L4iKjieDGM">pic.twitter.com/L4iKjieDGM</a></p>&mdash; B/R Betting (@br_betting) <a href="https://twitter.com/br_betting/status/1176307196771983360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Chris Meck]

We may have a problem against them

You want to get him killed?

[displacedinMN]

Washington has video game music clip in the background.

[KChiefs1]

I don't hear anything



Me either but as you get older you lose certain tones in your hearing.

[displacedinMN]

hard to explain, high pitched pulse,
sometimes like listening to something in an empty grain bin or tube

[ThaVirus]

Chris Thompson is a weapon.

[KChiefs1]

Man there are some shitty ass teams in the NFL.

[Frazod]

Goal line INT by Turdbinsky. :shake:

[displacedinMN]

Boog--You have to throw the ball to where Robinson is, not where Norman is"

Damn insightful shit there Boog.

[Munson]

Trubisky gonna Trubisky. LMAO

[displacedinMN]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My broadcasting professor taught me that when the audience can see the game an announcer or commentator does not need to say much because the audience can see what is happening. Booger McFarland really needed to take that class.</p>&mdash; mingo (@mingolingokingo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mingolingokingo/status/1176322610856157184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[staylor26]

Does the Bears D suck if the Redskins continue to get garbage time points?

[FlorentinePogen]

Jay Gruden is an underachiever and a dweeb. But what decent coach would want to come to that shitshow in DC?

[displacedinMN]

fake hurdle

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[Megatron96]

That might've been the most entertaining play of the game.

[displacedinMN]

AP not happy.. Bitch it up dude-they will send your ass to Miami

[Megatron96]

"The Bears Super Bowl aspirations are back on track."

What?

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Trubisky is breathing life into the Skins.

[tk13]

Washington is going to be back in this game is they can go get another TD.

[Sorry]

Chris Thompson is a weapon.

He honestly might be one of the most dangerous receiving backs in the NFL. He's super dangerous and FAST

[Sorry]

Vernon Davis is one of the most athletic athletes to play in the NFL imo.

[Megatron96]

This game sucks.

Read about how Chicago fan copes with not having Mahomes.

https://www.chicitysports.com/forum/index.php?threads/how-do-you-cope.73463/


Their are some dumb****s there, so prepare yourselves.

That was pretty funny. Thx for posting.

[jackkked]

MNF used to be something to look forward to, better match-ups even if not playoff contenders but yet exciting. Now it's a shell of that, horrible production and announcing crews that have no clue.

[MMXcalibur]

Amazingly enough, this is on the cusp of being a good finish.

[staylor26]

Bears D sucks. Looks like the Chiefs D with a lead.

[TribalElder]

going for 2 early keeps them chasing that 2 points all game

[TribalElder]

garbage time offense to keep the tv audience tuned in

[jjchieffan]

Lol. I was listening to NFL on Sirius this afternoon. It was the show with Brady Quinn. They were discussing if Washington should go with Haskins. He was defending Keesum, saying that the Redskins struggles weren't his fault and that he was playing well. He went on to say that there are at least 10 teams who would like to have Keesum starting for them. For the life of me, I can't think of 5. Maybe the Jets while Darnold is out. Miami, probably not until Allen gets a shot. Broncos just replaced him, so probably not, though he's better than Flacco. Maybe the Bengals?

[eDave]

Welp

[MMXcalibur]

Amazingly enough, this is on the cusp of being a good finish.

Never mind.

[TribalElder]

AP is washed up

[RollChiefsRoll]

LOL Keenum, you dumbass

[pugsnotdrugs19]

That numbnuts reached out there?

[smithandrew051]

Keenum lmfao

[Megatron96]

God. That was all kinds of terrible.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Wtf Keenum

[TribalElder]

lets go retarded

[Sorry]

lets go retarded

I chuckled

[Megatron96]

Jay Gruden is an idiot.

[Munson]

Next week's MNF game:

0-3 Bengals at 0-3 Steelers

[Megatron96]

Next week's MNF game:

0-3 Bengals at 0-3 Steelers

Let's see which team tries harder to become the Jets or the Dolphins. My money's on the Bengals. Their record on MNF is atrocious. I'm not sure if they've ever won a game on MNF.

[Bowser]

Nagy to Gruden at the handshake

http://www.bubbleblabber.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pranklok.jpg

[KChiefs1]

Next week's MNF game:

0-3 Bengals at 0-3 Steelers



Exciting

[Bowser]

Next week's MNF game:

0-3 Bengals at 0-3 Steelers

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ogts.gif

[tk13]

Next week's MNF game:

0-3 Bengals at 0-3 Steelers

You can toss out the records when these two teams play.

No, please, seriously, toss out the records.

[neech]

That noise in the back ground was driving me nuts, it was unwatchable listening to that.

[eDave]

Next week's MNF game:

0-3 Bengals at 0-3 Steelers

Hope it play to a tie.

[KChiefs1]

So KC has the Bears week 16...

I can totally see Chicago being like 8-6 entering that game, teetering on playoff berth ground...

And then Mahomie just drops his dick and balls on their season.


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[gblowfish]

The Skins are God Awful. Keenum is terrible. Gruden is Dead Man Walking.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Been a long long time since I've said.....fuck it....(21-0) and walked away from any football game. Ended up playing Tecmo Bowl and listening to Jimmy Reed.

[gblowfish]

Been a long long time since I've said.....**** it....(21-0) and walked away from any football game. Ended up playing Tecmo Bowl and listening to Jimmy Reed.

Bright Lights, Big City.... Have gone to my Baby's Head...

[Ubeja Vontell]

Bright Lights, Big City.... Have gone to my Baby's Head...

Bingo!

I can't think of any Jimmy Reed song I don't like.