****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs vs. Indianapolis Colts Gameday THREAD****

[carcosa]

Most National Football League football games are in the afternoon. But THIS game? Between the Kansas City Chiefs (my top favorite NFL team) and the Indianapolis Colts? Well, it's a little bit different. THIS game... is on Sunday NIGHT.

OHHHHHHHH SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!

The Kansas City Chiefs are GUARANTEED to finish 19-0 this season. Therefore they are GUARANTEED to win TONIGHT'S GAME. And so here are NINE TEEN FACTS about the game !

1. Andrew Luck's sudden retirement made complete sense to anyone who was paying attention: who wouldn't want to get the hell out of Indianapolis???
2. HOWEVER, Luck later said that he would stay in Indianapolis, due to it being "home." And so his retirement made even more sense: his brain is all messed up!!!!
3. Former Kansas City Chiefs player Justin Houston will make his return to Arrowhead as an Indianapolis Colt!
4. Justin Houston will also be the first dead player to play in an NFL game... because he's DEAD TO ME!!!
5. Speaking of dead, our beloved KC Chiefs killed the Colts in last year's playoffs game!
6. That was the FIRST EVER meeting between the Chiefs and Colts in the playoffs! Wow, what are the odds?
7. Speaking of what are the odds, what are the odds that an opposing quarterback in KC would be named after BBQ... that's right, Jacoby Brisket!
8. Chris Jones will eat Jacoby Brisket tonight!
9. I mean that he will literally consume Jacoby Brisket's flesh!
10. He will slather Jacoby Brisket's flesh in Joe's Kansas City sauce! Yum!
11. Hm, who's the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback again???? Oh yeah.
12. PATRICK MAHOMES!!!!
13. Half of the Colts D is injured and the other half is about to be dismantled by PATRICK MAHOMES!!!!!
14. The current record for most touchdown passes in a single game is 7.
15. PATRICK MAHOMES will throw 7... TEEN touchdowns tonight!!!
16. The Colts coach is named Frank Reich. Ummmm... Nazi much???
17. Chiefs coach Andy Reid's name is not at ALL evocative of the Nazis!
18. Therefore the Chiefs are good and the Colts are evil!!!!
19. PATRICK MAHOMES MVP #1 BEST QB SHALL LEAD THE TEAM TO VICTORY!!!!

I AM INTENSELY SEXUALLY HORNY TO WATCH THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS PLAY THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL TONIGHT!!!!

THEY SHALL WIN THE NFL FOOTBALL GAME!!!!

YES!!!!!

Thank you.

[TLO]

FIRST PBJ

[Rasputin]

I'm ready for some

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[BossChief]

Indy is going to get embarrassed tonight.

[digger]

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[Dallas Chief]

I’m in town for the game! Who’s going? Let’s grab a beer!

[Jewish Rabbi]

carcosa please let me jack you off

[Buns]

LMAO @ #4

Go Chiefs!!!!!!

[carcosa]

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Yes!!!!!

[Rasputin]

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[Rasputin]

I finally got cable and internet so i can watch games at home.


I got a wicked set up with my projector i can watch it in the garage or back of my house in back yard or in my living room


I'm going have a party for the Denver thursday night game

[Jewish Rabbi]

I finally got cable and internet so i can watch games at home.


I got a wicked set up with my projector i can watch it in the garage or back of my house in back yard or in my living room


I'm going have a party for the Denver thursday night game

Can I come?

[Buehler445]

I hope we stomp a mudhole in those fools.

[GermanChiefFan]

Made my way from Germany to KC to watch SNF at Arrowhead. Started today with some BBQ at Stack Jack. Sooo pumped for this one. Lets gooooo!!

[Rasputin]

Can I come?

Sure

[Simply Red]

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[TimBone]

In for the muthafuckin' win!!!

[RealSNR]

Anybody else hungry?

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[DRM08]

Curious to see if Sammy plays. Hamstring/shoulder issues and limited practice on Friday.

[Hammock Parties]

1. We are vastly more talented.

2. We outcoached these fuckers by a country mile last winter.

3. They're not blocking any goddamn punts this time.

4. The weather will be vastly more favorable.

Chiefs 48, Colts 21

[Rasputin]

Curious to see if Sammy plays. Hamstring/shoulder issues and limited practice on Friday.


We can win with Hardman and Robinson

[Rasputin]

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[WhiteWhale]

1. We are vastly more talented.

2. We outcoached these ****ers by a country mile last winter.

3. They're not blocking any goddamn punts this time.

4. The weather will be vastly more favorable.

Chiefs 48, Colts 21

...

Bob Sutton clowned Andrew Luck. He's not here.

Still, KC 34, colts 20. Because I ALWAYS pick KC by 2 TD's.

[Buehler445]

Curious to see if Sammy plays. Hamstring/shoulder issues and limited practice on Friday.
Well. Fuck. I didn’t see that.

[Rasputin]

#JustinNoSacksInAFCChampionshipHouston


Mahomes is going clown this fool

[KChiefs1]

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[-King-]

I like night games but damn it makes the day go so slow waiting for them. Oh well, ready to see us put on a show

[Rasputin]

Hope it's not close like last week and we win by 5 td is that too much to ask?

[FloridaMan88]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Colts’ WR T.Y. Hilton, listed as questionable for Sunday night’s game vs. Chiefs due to a quad injury, is expected to play, per source.<br><br>Chiefs’ WR Sammy Watkins, listed as questionable for Sunday night’s game vs. Colts due to a shoulder injury, is expected to play, per source.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1180713829728182272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[MMXcalibur]

Reminder: before last year, the Indianapolis Colts have constantly danced on our playoff graves since 1995.

Fuck 'em.

[Tribal Warfare]

PMII: 5+ TD and 450+ yards could happen in this game

[eDave]

Far out.

[Rasputin]

Far out.

This is going be fun man

[Rasputin]

Am I the only one up?

[Rasputin]

Can't stop Chiefs locomotive

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[scho63]

6. That was the FIRST EVER meeting between the Chiefs and Colts in the playoffs! Wow, what are the odds?


:spock::spock::spock::spock:

I'm really confused on this one

[TwistedChief]

If we beat the Colts the next 76 times we meet, we'll finally be even.

Mahomes 4 TDS. Clark 2 sacks. Thornhill INT. Chiefs 45-20.

[Rasputin]

It's five o clock somewhere
Jizz Da Pit

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14 hours to Showtime

[kc rush]

In. Got to wait through a long day to watch it though.

[Rasputin]

In. Got to wait through a long day to watch it though.

13 hours :doh!:

[BWillie]

time to fucking die you dead horses

[Coochie liquor]

In for the fucking win. I don’t just want a victory, I wanna beat dem bad!!

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[TwistedChief]

:spock::spock::spock::spock:

I'm really confused on this one

He's channeling his inner Ubeja.

[Rasputin]

12 hours to go

[cabletech94]

I finally got cable and internet so i can watch games at home.


I got a wicked set up with my projector i can watch it in the garage or back of my house in back yard or in my living room


I'm going have a party for the Denver thursday night game



FINALLY!!!!!!!!

(awesome!!!! dude im glad for you)

[Rasputin]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!

(awesome!!!! dude im glad for you)



Well i got tired of waiting on you .. .


:harumph: :D

[cabletech94]

Well i got tired of waiting on you .. .


:harumph: :D

you cut me deep braugh

[Rasputin]

you cut me deep braugh

You are still my homey ;)

[cabletech94]

You are still my homey ;)

brothers for life!!

[Rasputin]

brothers for life!!

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[FlaChief58]

I'm waiting all day for Sunday night!

[BlackHelicopters]

In for clubbing baby ponies.

[nychief]

In for clubbing baby ponies.

baby pony is redundant.

[displacedinMN]

I'm waiting all day for Sunday night!

Yup, it stinks. I have all my school work done so I can enjoy the game but Monday is early when facing the 8th graders I have this year. Worst group in MANY years.

I will have to find things to do today during the games. Maybe clean up the garage.

[crayzkirk]

Nervous, as always on game day. The Chiefs haven't been the same this year. Injuries? Defensive adjustments? Game planning? I want to see all phases of the Chiefs playing at their abilities. Linebackers filling gaps, defensive linemen getting penetration on running plays, offensive linemen opening holes for the running game and solid pass protection. How about the DBs actually turning their heads and trying to locate the ball?

They have been winning, and that's tough in the NFL. They are the only game on tonight and it's time to make a statement to the rest of the league.

[Rasputin]

11 hours

[rocknrolla]

:spock::spock::spock::spock:

I'm really confused on this one

The whole OP kind of creeped me out.

[FlaChief58]

Yup, it stinks. I have all my school work done so I can enjoy the game but Monday is early when facing the 8th graders I have this year. Worst group in MANY years.

I will have to find things to do today during the games. Maybe clean up the garage.

I try to keep the peace by taking care of my honey do's during the week and on Saturdays so the Mrs leaves me alone on Sundays. Next week I'm going to tackle the garage and I need to start pressure washing the house and fence to get ready for the holidays.

[Sofa King]

OP is a fucking douchebag, we can certainly do better for the game day thread.

That being said, this is one game I’d love to see Andy actually leave the hammer down through the whole game. Fuck these guys.

[wheeler08]

#4!! Fuck Houston!! Go Chiefs!

[Rasputin]

SNF fuck as if Dan Fouts is bad enough tonight we get Chris Collenworthless

[cabletech94]

we can all agree that we like these kansas city chuefs. in mahomes i trust.

[carcosa]

OP is a fucking douchebag, we can certainly do better for the game day thread.

That being said, this is one game I’d love to see Andy actually leave the hammer down through the whole game. Fuck these guys.

Very rude!!!!

[carcosa]

:spock::spock::spock::spock:

I'm really confused on this one

Chiefs are undefeated against the Colts in the playoffs !!!!! ZERO gut wrenching losses!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!

[cabletech94]

i just bought 10 pounds of bacon for $12. AMA.

[smithandrew051]

Fuck these motherfuckers. Let’s beat the shit out of them and make Brissett retire too.

[redfan]

UP&@EM

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Come together right now, over these
CHIEFS WINS!

[rocknrolla]

Chiefs are undefeated against the Colts in the playoffs !!!!! ZERO gut wrenching losses!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!

WTF are you talking about? And this asshat starts our GD thead, he seems to know more about diarrhea.

[redfan]

i just bought 10 pounds of bacon for $12. AMA.

How's yer cornhole
game?

[Naptown Chief]

It's Chiefs NFL gameday! Go Chiefs (also my favorite team #1 all-time)!

[Baby Lee]

Interested to see, do the Colts try to adjust to man, and PMII burns them because they aren't ready to compete in scheme, or do they stick with zone and PMII burns them because that what he do?

[carcosa]

WTF are you talking about? And this asshat starts our GD thead, he seems to know more about diarrhea.

I know that the Colts have NEVER embarrassed the Chiefs in the playoffs!!!!!!!! Patrick Mahomes has ensured that the Chiefs will be UNDEFEATED against the Colts forever!!!! YES!!!!!!!

[PHOG]

Made my way from Germany to KC to watch SNF at Arrowhead. Started today with some BBQ at Stack Jack. Sooo pumped for this one. Lets gooooo!!
IN FOR THE WIN!! :thumb:

You WON'T be disappointed! :clap:

[Easy 6]

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Every. Single. Bit. Of. THIS.

44 - 29 Chiefs

[Rasputin]

FUCK YEAH BITCHES


I JUST FOUND OUT MY FRIEND FROM WORK IS GETTING ME TICKETS AND SHE IS GOING TAKE ME HOT DIGGITY DOG

[Rasputin]

I've had no sleep but i'll sleep on the way


WHOO HOOOO

[mililo4cpa]

in for the win

Notwithstanding the Raiders and Broncos hatred (nobody gives a rats ass about the Chargers), it is this Colts team I hate the most. The playoff win last year did nothing to cure my hatred for this team and I hope that the beatdown tonight is twice as bad as the beatdown last year. Then I hope the Colts go on some type of win streak, make the playoffs, and have to come see us again, so we can do the same thing.....wash/rinse/repeat for many years, and maybe, just maybe, I'll soften my stance a little bit.

Who am I fooling....I'll never soften my stance.

[Rasputin]

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[GloryDayz]

Son's in town with his S.O. so it's Top Golf, a short break, then the Chiefs....

Chieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefs!

[In58men]

P-Tuddy gonna put up 35+ on’em

[Three7s]

I know that the Colts have NEVER embarrassed the Chiefs in the playoffs!!!!!!!! Patrick Mahomes has ensured that the Chiefs will be UNDEFEATED against the Colts forever!!!! YES!!!!!!!
Are you trolling?

[Rasputin]

Going to Chiefs game
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[Munson]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You thought <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> was on fire?<br><br>Nah, he&#39;s just warming up. We&#39;ll see how hot he can get this weekend on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SNF?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SNF</a>. <a href="https://t.co/7RIbhEvVNZ">pic.twitter.com/7RIbhEvVNZ</a></p>&mdash; SNF on NBC (@SNFonNBC) <a href="https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/1180248731913863168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[carcosa]

Are you trolling?

Does nobody else here know how to repress memories??? Jesus Christ

[BryanBusby]

The Colts and Chiefs have never faced off in the playoffs before 2018

[Munson]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">From <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLMatchup?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@NFLMatchup</a> — Look for the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> to target the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Colts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Colts</a> zone defenses tonight. Here are two examples that create open window throws and 1-on-1 matchups for QB Patrick Mahomes. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFL</a> <a href="https://t.co/SpzMcmFktH">pic.twitter.com/SpzMcmFktH</a></p>&mdash; Matt Bowen (@MattBowen41) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattBowen41/status/1180850295741587456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[carcosa]

The Colts and Chiefs have never faced off in the playoffs before 2018

THANK you! YES!!!!!!

[smithandrew051]

It’s pretty crazy that two franchises as old as the Chiefs and Colts has never met in the playoffs until last year.

I’ll take it though. We own that fucking playoff rivalry, because we’ve won the only meeting. We’ve never played each other before that ever. Pretty crazy.

[carcosa]

It’s pretty crazy that two franchises as old as the Chiefs and Colts has never met in the playoffs until last year.

I’ll take it though. We own that fucking playoff rivalry, because we’ve won the only meeting. We’ve never played each other before that ever. Pretty crazy.

Incredible football history fact!

[Naptown Chief]

The Colts and Chiefs have never faced off in the playoffs before 2018

The Colts didn't become an NFL football team until 2018 (two thousand and eighteen). Anything prior was merely scrimmage

[Naptown Chief]

The Chiefs will be wearing red on red. I will be wearing red on red. My dogs (my #1 favorite NFL football animal) will be wearing red on red.

[stevieray]

I don't take this game lightly..Reich is a good HC..they'll be ready to play.

[Rasputin]

The Chiefs will be wearing red on red. I will be wearing red on red. My dogs (my #1 favorite NFL football animal) will be wearing red on red.

I'm wearing red underwear

[Baby Lee]

This place shitting the bed ALREADY?

Typed up a long post and CP just disappeared for about 5 min, taking the unsent post with it.

[carcosa]

This place shitting the bed ALREADY?

Typed up a long post and CP just disappeared for about 5 min, taking the unsent post with it.

I think all the interesting facts in Ubeja's thread are overloading the server

[smithandrew051]

It’s also crazy that Andrew Suck only played the Chiefs one time in the playoffs in his entire career and the beating he received was enough to make him retire!!!!

All it took was one game against Mahomes to realize how inadequate he really was, because he had never played the Chiefs in the playoffs before ever.

[Rasputin]

Going to Kansas City hey hey hey

[warrior]

Made my way from Germany to KC to watch SNF at Arrowhead. Started today with some BBQ at Stack Jack. Sooo pumped for this one. Lets gooooo!!

Get ready for a great time-:thumb:

[Easy 6]

I'm wearing red underwear

I’m not wearing ANY underwear PBJ

[Bob Dole]

If it hasn't been mentioned, Williams and Watkins are both in.

[carcosa]

If it hasn't been mentioned, Williams and Watkins are both in.

Thank you!

[Munson]

I'm wearing red underwear

I’m not wearing ANY underwear PBJ

I've worn the same pair of underwear for 5 weeks straight!

[Easy 6]

I've worn the same pair of underwear for 5 weeks straight!

PBJ

[petegz28]

Didn't expect Reek to play but was holding out a little hope....oh well..next week maybe

[Rasputin]

I’m not wearing ANY underwear PBJ

Free Bird

I'm going take mine off on my way to Kansas City hey hey hey

[petegz28]

Hard to believe this is only the second home game this season.

[scho63]

Except for the opening day game, this is the most excited I've been this year. I really wish Luck was still playing because we owe that guy years of pain for that fucking playoff comeback bullshit!

I want to pound their asses like the priests do to the alter boys and like Michael Jackson does to his youngest little fans.

[gblowfish]

I not only want to beat these pukes, I want to embarrass them on National TV. I want Mahomie to throw a TD to our two starting wideouts, our slot guy, a running back, and two to Kelce. I want him to fumble a snap on the goal line, have it bounce right back to him and then dive across the line for a TD. I want Indy to miss every FG attempt. I want Colquitt in street clothes because he's never going to need to punt. I want Brissett to get familiar with the Milky Way as he lays on this back looking upwards into the Missouri Sky. I want Frank Reich to face palm a dozen times. I want the Colts bus to break down on the way to KCI. I want their plane to be late. I want their entire team to get gastric distress from the post game meal (we'll let their BBQ sit out on the table for several hours with no refrigeration). I want Tony Dungy's Spock Ears to burn from the Arrowhead Chop. I want Brian Waters to break the drum. Then I want to beat these low lifes three more times in the playoffs...IF they ever make the playoffs again...then we'll be EVEN for the anguish they've caused me.

Besides that, I'm in a pretty good mood today!

[Baby Lee]

I’m not wearing ANY underwear PBJ

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[big nasty kcnut]

Working right now can't wait to get off and watch the chiefs kick some colts ass.

[scho63]

I not only want to beat these pukes, I want to embarrass them on National TV. I want Mahomie to throw a TD to our two starting wideouts, our slot guy, a running back, and two to Kelce. I want him to fumble a snap on the goal line, have it bounce right back to him and then dive across the line for a TD. I want Indy to miss every FG attempt. I want Colquitt in street clothes because he's never going to need to punt. I want Brissett to get familiar with the Milky Way as he lays on this back looking upwards into the Missouri Sky. I want Frank Reich to face palm a dozen times. I want the Colts bus to break down on the way to KCI. I want their plane to be late. I want their entire team to get gastric distress from the post game meal (we'll let their BBQ sit out on the table for several hours with no refrigeration). I want Tony Dungy's Spock Ears to burn from the Arrowhead Chop. I want Brian Waters to break the drum. Then I want to beat these low lifes three more times in the playoffs...IF they ever make the playoffs again...then we'll be EVEN for the anguish they've caused me.

Besides that, I'm in a pretty good mood today!

I thought I wanted some revenge, you're going for the whole history payback in one game! :LOL:

You think big Mr GBlowfish. :thumb:

[BWillie]

I just cracked open my first White Claw and I'm listening to NFL Primetime music.

Lets fucking go

[carcosa]

Working right now can't wait to get off and watch the chiefs kick some colts ass.

My man!!!

[TribalElder]

go chiefs!

[kcmaxwell]

I not only want to beat these pukes, I want to embarrass them on National TV. I want Mahomie to throw a TD to our two starting wideouts, our slot guy, a running back, and two to Kelce. I want him to fumble a snap on the goal line, have it bounce right back to him and then dive across the line for a TD. I want Indy to miss every FG attempt. I want Colquitt in street clothes because he's never going to need to punt. I want Brissett to get familiar with the Milky Way as he lays on this back looking upwards into the Missouri Sky. I want Frank Reich to face palm a dozen times. I want the Colts bus to break down on the way to KCI. I want their plane to be late. I want their entire team to get gastric distress from the post game meal (we'll let their BBQ sit out on the table for several hours with no refrigeration). I want Tony Dungy's Spock Ears to burn from the Arrowhead Chop. I want Brian Waters to break the drum. Then I want to beat these low lifes three more times in the playoffs...IF they ever make the playoffs again...then we'll be EVEN for the anguish they've caused me.

Besides that, I'm in a pretty good mood today!

Yeah, what he said!!

[Pointer19]

Go Chiefs Go.

[Munson]

https://i.imgur.com/jzbpyBj.png

[Bump]

yay primetime game!


last year I had a problem with primegames, it felt like the officiating was different or something like that.

[wheeler08]

I not only want to beat these pukes, I want to embarrass them on National TV. I want Mahomie to throw a TD to our two starting wideouts, our slot guy, a running back, and two to Kelce. I want him to fumble a snap on the goal line, have it bounce right back to him and then dive across the line for a TD. I want Indy to miss every FG attempt. I want Colquitt in street clothes because he's never going to need to punt. I want Brissett to get familiar with the Milky Way as he lays on this back looking upwards into the Missouri Sky. I want Frank Reich to face palm a dozen times. I want the Colts bus to break down on the way to KCI. I want their plane to be late. I want their entire team to get gastric distress from the post game meal (we'll let their BBQ sit out on the table for several hours with no refrigeration). I want Tony Dungy's Spock Ears to burn from the Arrowhead Chop. I want Brian Waters to break the drum. Then I want to beat these low lifes three more times in the playoffs...IF they ever make the playoffs again...then we'll be EVEN for the anguish they've caused me.

Besides that, I'm in a pretty good mood today!

I love you george

[New World Order]

Chiefs 62-3

[TribalElder]

https://i.imgur.com/PzIuHg6.png
https://www.nfl.com/scores

????

[Rausch]

I don't take this game lightly..Reich is a good HC..they'll be ready to play.

Houston vs. anyone not Schwartz could be ugly...

[MahiMike]

My initial prediction was a wee bit aggressive at 42-21. I'm changing it to 41-21.

[Rasputin]

Brian Waters to beat the drum and be inducted Chiefs Ring of Honor. Fucking awesomeness.




Cant believe I'm on my way to this game in Kansas City hey hey hey

[big nasty kcnut]

Kansas city need to let all 7 of our receivers, kelce and shady score a td.

[Rausch]

My initial prediction was a wee bit aggressive at 42-21. I'm changing it to 41-21.

True.

Mahomes is perfect - Butker isn't...

[Marcellus]

https://i.imgur.com/PzIuHg6.png
https://www.nfl.com/scores

????

Chargers game with the bullshit PI call and NE.

[Easy 6]

Houston vs. anyone not Schwartz could be ugly...

Yeah I hope they have a good plan for him, we don’t need that guy trying to exact some kinda revenge tonight

[smithandrew051]

Chargers game with the bullshit PI call and NE.

I think Chargers was a Thursday. I think Seattle was the other one.

The win was against Cincy.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Chargers game with the bullshit PI call and NE.

Seattle and NE games

[Rausch]

Yeah I hope they have a good plan for him, we don’t need that guy trying to exact some kinda revenge tonight

Houston isn't dirty but you don't have to be to ruin a QB...

[UK_Chief]

Did Brian Waters bring his cleats?

[comochiefsfan]

Was wanting to go but ticket prices just never came down to a reasonable level.

Mahomes effect. Haven’t seen demand for tickets this high in ages. Everyone who’s there be loud and proud. We’re gonna thump the Dolts.

[MMXcalibur]

No gold endzones?
That's a shame, I like having red and/or gold colored endzones.

[Easy 6]

Houston isn't dirty but you don't have to be to ruin a QB...

All true

[petegz28]

Chargers game with the bullshit PI call and NE.

Thought the Chargers game was a thursday night game?

[petegz28]

Thought the Chargers game was a thursday night game?

I thought wrong...

[DRM08]

https://i.imgur.com/PzIuHg6.png
https://www.nfl.com/scores

????

@New England
@Seattle

As expected in both instances, Brady/Wilson carved up the Chiefs rubbish secondary.

[GoHuge]

Fuckin time is just dragging today....ready for this bitch to pop off!

[Marcellus]

I thought wrong...

Nah I was wrong.

[Skyy God]

:spock::spock::spock::spock:

I'm really confused on this one

Unlike sex, you apparently can’t buy the ability to detect satire.

[Hammock Parties]

LIGHT IT UP BOYS

https://i.imgur.com/OfYlaLg.gif

[mililo4cpa]

I just cracked open my first White Claw and I'm listening to NFL Primetime music.

Lets fucking go

AINT NO LAW WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING THE CLAW! GO CHIEFS!!!!!

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> paying homage to the Kansas City Monarchs �� <a href="https://t.co/4gjAIuru0y">pic.twitter.com/4gjAIuru0y</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1180953995151577088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Easy 6]

Houston, YOU have a problem

[carcosa]

GETTING CLOSER 2 GAME TIME... YES!

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Mack is playing

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Marlon Mack is playing

[Naptown Chief]

Mack, Marlon is playing

[RINGLEADER]

Is Watkins?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here are the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> inactives tonight against the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Colts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Colts</a>:<br><br>WR Tyreek Hill<br>RB Darwin Thompson<br>LB Dorian O’Daniel<br>OL Greg Senat<br>OL Eric Fisher<br>OL Nick Allegretti <br>DL Alex Okafor</p>&mdash; BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/1180980151988957186?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Alright fellers. I’m in.

CHIEFS 38
Colts 27

[TribalElder]

Checkin the game thread
https://twitter.com/chiefs/status/1180976503204515841

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Claiborne and Watkins UP

Okafor out means more Ogbah/TK..

[Tribal Warfare]

Claiborne and Watkins UP

Okafor out means more Ogbah/TK..

We'll see how Mo will effect Veach's willingness to trade for a DB for the upcoming weeks before the deadline

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Okafor out fuuccckk

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Khalen Saunders active!!

[TwistedChief]

Pour some liquor out for our homey Darwin...

[Easy 6]

The scene at Arrowhead looks incredible, the air charged with electricity so strong Tesla wants to patent it

[scho63]

Okafor out fuuccckk

He's been our best defensive player so far.

[jjchieffan]

I'm at the game. I decided to look up George Blowfish. I'm at section 119. Does anyone know his row and seat number? I would like to meet him.

[Hammock Parties]

Pour some liquor out for our homey Darwin...

Andy doesn't trust him.

I really wish he could get some touches, he's our fastest RB.

[TwistedChief]

I'm at the game. I decided to look up George Blowfish. I'm at section 119. Does anyone know his row and seat number? I would like to meet him.

He's row 1. More toward the left. I want to say 15 and 16. His wife sits to the right of him. I'll DM you his actual name.

[jjchieffan]

Clay, you've sat in his seats before right? Can you answer my question please?

[petegz28]

Andy doesn't trust him.

I really wish he could get some touches, he's our fastest RB.

He is our fastest but surprisingly I think Darryl Williams has been the best so far. Shady has been good too but Darryl is playing with a bit of a chip right now and I likes it.

[Hammock Parties]

it's right above the arrowhead tunnel, row 1

[petegz28]

No Okafor means Clark will garner extra attention, I am sure. We need to DL as a unit to play tight. We need the front 7 as a unit to play tight. Clark needs to have a bit of a breakout night.

[RealSNR]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here are the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> inactives tonight against the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Colts?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Colts</a>:<br><br>WR Tyreek Hill<br>RB Darwin Thompson<br>LB Dorian O’Daniel<br>OL Greg Senat<br>OL Eric Fisher<br>OL Nick Allegretti <br>DL Alex Okafor</p>&mdash; BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/1180980151988957186?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So Ryan Hunter is the first guy off the bench in the event of an injury along the interior line?

Not sure how I feel about that...

[jjchieffan]

He's row 1. More toward the left. I want to say 15 and 16. His wife sits to the right of him. I'll DM you his actual name.

Awesome. Thanks I found someone who knows him down here. He's not here yet.

[Bob Dole]

Which one of you idiots is playing Jenga in the parking lot?

[petegz28]

So Ryan Hunter is the first guy off the bench in the event of an injury along the interior line?

Not sure how I feel about that...

How about you just shut your whore mouth?

[Rasputin]

Holt sjit these ate best seets I've ever gad. Wooooohoooooooo.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Stone street!!

[Dartgod]

I'm at the game. I decided to look up George Blowfish. I'm at section 119. Does anyone know his row and seat number? I would like to meet him.

Give my wife a kiss for me. She's in row 22.

[kcxiv]

So Ryan Hunter is the first guy off the bench in the event of an injury along the interior line?

Not sure how I feel about that...

it doesnt matter how you feel about it! lol

[Rasputin]

Holt sjit these ate best seets I've ever gad. Wooooohoooooooo.

Zoning in 9n my best smed imitation not that I'm drunkish.

[keg in kc]

Holt sjit these ate best seets I've ever gad. Wooooohoooooooo.Good idea. Get fucked up before the game. Beers inside are stupid expensive.

[Hammock Parties]

lol stonestreet telling the chiefs to eat a horse

[keg in kc]

Ooh, I think I like Mahomes Mayhem more than Mahomes Magic.

[dirk digler]

Okafor out fuuccckk

I wonder why I don’t remember him being on the injury report

Never mind I see he was listed with a hip problem

[Dartgod]

https://media.giphy.com/media/hrW2qVa4m46Sk/giphy.gif

[Dayze]

I think I’ll go for a walk.

[Hammock Parties]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGO399GWkAIhBLj?format=jpg&name=medium

[Easy 6]

Reid just shut down every angle to every question that noob asked him in the tunnel... yeah Pats pretty good, runs the offense well

No respect, lol

[007]

Homehttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191006/52accbd13f9b09bbed03eb13f901b913.jpg

[DRM08]

Reid just shut down every angle to every question that noob asked him in the tunnel... yeah Pats pretty good, runs the offense well

No respect, lol

Not watching yet. What did the guy ask?

[eDave]

I’m not wearing ANY underwear PBJ

I can't remember the last time I wore underwear.

[Hammock Parties]

Reid just shut down every angle to every question that noob asked him in the tunnel... yeah Pats pretty good, runs the offense well

No respect, lol

ITH PATRICK MAHOMETH A FOOTBAw ARTITH!?!?

dumbest question ever

[redfan]

It's a beeeeyoootifful evening for football!!

[keg in kc]

I had no idea Greg Senat was even on this team until I saw the inactive list.

[Easy 6]

Not watching yet. What did the guy ask?

They weren’t even pointed questions, just softballs really... but Andy went full on coachspeak without saying anything

That crafty old wizard plays it close to the chest

[WhawhaWhat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FWIW, Ward and Breeland are the starting CBs in warmups. Claiborne is dressed but not working with the 1s</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/1180992096334954498?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Easy 6]

ITH PATRICK MAHOMETH A FOOTBAw ARTITH!?!?

dumbest question ever

Yeah kinda lost Andy right off the bat

[rabblerouser]

So anyone got link for a stream?

[2bikemike]

Ok lets go CHIEFS! This is the first game I get to watch this year! I want my team to put on a show! 38-24 Chiefs.

[Dayze]

Meth Factor sighting.

[KCUnited]

Meth Factor sighting.

World class speed

[RedRaider56]

Love the pre-game show so far.

[Dayze]

World class speed
LMAO

[jjchieffan]

Found him. Thanks for the help.

[carcosa]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FWIW, Ward and Breeland are the starting CBs in warmups. Claiborne is dressed but not working with the 1s</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/1180992096334954498?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Adam shut the fuck up about who's starting based on warm ups

[petegz28]

Adam shut the **** up about who's starting based on warm ups

Claiborne is not going to start. Spags pretty much said that the other day.

[keg in kc]

Okay, it's the 2nd quarter of the season. About time this fucking team puts together a solid 4-quarter performance in all 3 phases.

[FAX]

Activate Mahomes Mode.

FAX

[limested]

Claiborne is not going to start. Spags pretty much said that the other day.

I think the point is that he said the same about McCoy last week.

[notorious]

The Colts deserve a double fisting every time the Chiefs play them.

[Tribal Warfare]

ITH PATRICK MAHOMETH A FOOTBAw ARTITH!?!?

dumbest question ever

Pat Sr : My boy's name is Patrick motherfucker

[Bwana]

I want to see them get off to a fast start for once and kick some Colt ass!

[limested]

So anyone got link for a stream?

Lay off the meth.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Ward and Breeland are fine. It’s Fuller who is aids. Can Mo play slot?

[Bwana]

Lay off the meth.

Just go right to NBC.

http://stream.nbcsports.com/nfl/watch-sunday-night-football

[Easy 6]

World class speed

Oh yeah that’s just, damn... :bravo:

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Is it too much to ask for a first quarter TD? Please

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

I like Tyreeks new haircut

[Skyy God]

World class speed

Take your rep, you magnificent bastard.

[MahomesMagic]

Prime time. Time to show the NFL we're the team to beat.

[Tribal Warfare]

Herp a deep keep Mahomos in the pocket

[DRM08]

Rodney is an idiot. He's a great QB both inside and outside the pocket.

[ptlyon]

Rodney is an idiot. He's a great QB both inside and outside the pocket.

YAP

[RunKC]

Dumbass Rodney Harrison. “Durrrr keep him in the pocket durrr”

I swear these clowns don’t watch any games

[Megatron96]

Colts D is decimated. Both starting safeties are OUT. WR Campbell OUT. DL Tyquon Lewis OUT. LB Darious Leonard OUT. That's pretty much the guts of that D.

[neech]

Meth Factor sighting.

He loves attention.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Justin Houston revenge game. Erving please be the elite LT you are

[Tribal Warfare]

He loves attention.

He has fans bro, and evil chasing in a backyard

[Coach]

Definitely packed.

[Mugalug]

The long wait is over, go Chiefs!

[KCFalcon59]

Let's kick their fucking ass!!!!!!!

[Baby Lee]

Ready to devour some Kobe beef brisket.

[RedRaider56]

Let's kick their ****ing ass!!!!!!!

Completely agree..

Start fast and bury them early!

[neech]

Mahomes needs to be outstanding tonight.

Show them something they've never seen before

[RunKC]

Please for the love of Christ be halfway decent at stopping the goddamn run

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I would greatly appreciate a slaughter tonight.. Get it done!

[KC_Connection]

That was a long day of trash football waiting for this game. About time.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

All we ask is to stop the run. Who’s going up against Quentin Nelson tonight?

[Dayze]

That was a long day of trash football waiting for this game. About time.

Yep.
long ass day.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Please for the love of Christ be halfway decent at stopping the goddamn run

Don’t count on it

[cabletech94]

2 td's early from the chiefs and we won't have to worry about stopping the run.

have i mention that i'd do carrie underwood. just wanted to make that clear.

[redshirt32]

Good to be home lets rock n roll!!!!

[neech]

That was a long day of trash football waiting for this game. About time.

Watching the cowgirls get beat was good

[cabletech94]

i'd also like to punch mike florio in the mouth for what its worth.

[siberian khatru]

I hope this is a game I can relax to

[mlyonsd]

Chiefs get the ball first.

[staylor26]

i'd also like to punch mike florio in the mouth for what its worth.

What’d he do/say?

[cabletech94]

What’d he do/say?

he's breathing air.

[crayzkirk]

Let's doooooooooo this!

[RINGLEADER]

https://y.yarn.co/ae80cffd-7c2f-485d-929a-4a201e168233_screenshot.jpg

[KChiefs1]

I hope this is a game I can relax to



Me too

[RedRaider56]

Just hope Mahomes isn't too amped up to start the game

[neech]

I need me some. Mahomes