Is someone stealing my pool water?

[TripleThreat]

No joke, have a neighbor who put in an above ground pool. Twice now, over night, my pool loses 2ft of water.

A leak would make sense if it was happening frequently and often... This is just two random times.

The first time I noticed it I looked over and his pool was full. This time, I look over, and its somewhat empty (some water) as if maybe he used my water to clean his pool?? I am thinking ill be getting a camera set up today.

EDIT: Update 24+ hours later, nothing yet.... He might think I am onto him... I'll give it a few days, regardless the camera is up and running.

[notorious]

Do you live in an area that has water use restrictions?

[TinyEvel]

Following this thread closely.

Sounds like a Rainman thread.

I think he may be the only person who can help you.

[DaFace]

Moving 2 ft of water isn't inconsequential. Unless yours is significantly higher, he'd need to be using a pump to move it, and it would take a fair amount of time. Just doesn't seem like something someone could do covertly.

[Gravedigger]

Global Warming.

[Kman34]

No joke, have a neighbor who put in an above ground pool. Twice now, over night, my pool loses 2ft of water.

A leak would make sense if it was happening frequently and often... This is just two random times.

The first time I noticed it I looked over and his pool was full. This time, I look over, and its somewhat empty (some water) as if maybe he used my water to clean his pool?? I am thinking ill be getting a camera set up today.

Your water must be better..

[TripleThreat]

Moving 2 ft of water isn't inconsequential. Unless yours is significantly higher, he'd need to be using a pump to move it, and it would take a fair amount of time. Just doesn't seem like something someone could do covertly.

Tbh my dog was barking late last night and I did think I had heard something in the backyard. My pool is a good 10ft and his pool is probably a good 20ft away from mine.. I’m thinking he could be throwing a pump over at night?

[DaFace]

Tbh my dog was barking late last night and I did think I had heard something in the backyard. My pool is a good 10ft and his pool is probably a good 20ft away from mine.. I’m thinking he could be throwing a pump over at night?

I'm just trying to figure out the motive here. Water isn't free, sure, but it's not exactly a premium resource. :shrug:

[TripleThreat]

I'm just trying to figure out the motive here. Water isn't free, sure, but it's not exactly a premium resource. :shrug:

Exactly what I was thinking. It seems like a lot of work, and possible problems for someone to go through for water...

Maybe I'm just being paranoid. We will see

[Rain Man]

Following this thread closely.

Sounds like a Rainman thread.

I think he may be the only person who can help you.


I'm on it.

First question. Do you by chance own an alligator, triplethreat?

[Rain Man]

Per DaFace's comment, if your pool is higher it would be easy for him to start a siphon process, and it would be silent unless your alligator caught him reaching into the pool to place it.

But yeah, what's the motive here?

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I'm just trying to figure out the motive here. Water isn't free, sure, but it's not exactly a premium resource. :shrug:

Maybe his neighbor is an alchemist and is turning that water into gold.

[poolboy]

if you can afford the pool...

[TripleThreat]

Per DaFace's comment, if your pool is higher it would be easy for him to start a siphon process, and it would be silent unless your alligator caught him reaching into the pool to place it.

But yeah, what's the motive here?

The motive? To have water in his pool ROFL

I am curious if hes throwing it over, or is this dude hopping into my yard? Both are big no no's.

Like I said maybe I am being paranoid, but I don't remember a time ever before this guy installing a pool that I lose 2ft of water over night, and its happened twice since he installed it.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

if you can afford the pool...

How badly have you been yearning for a thread like this?

[TripleThreat]

if you can afford the pool...

Are you for sale or something?

[Hammock Parties]

maybe he's selling the water to mexican water pirates

it's a much more valuable commodity down there

it doesn't make sense to run up his own water bill doing this, because it would raise government suspicion

[Sofa King]

Two ideas.

1. Fill your pool with human shit. This may take you awhile. But he'll never pump it out again after the first time.

2. Fill your pool with gasoline. Once he starts pumping, light it.

[BryanBusby]

Sound legit. You should show your neighbor who's the boss by storming over there and sucking him off as hard as you can.

[ModSocks]

LMAO Such a Chiefsplanet thread.

But i think the same way as you, OP. Hell, if my gas tank seems lower than i remember i assume someone was syphoning.

[Dayze]

I'd plan on purchasing one of these, and donning your snorkeling equipment; then just swim around in your pool all night until you catch the culprit.

https://www.amazon.com/Fin-Fun-Shark-Swimming-Costume/dp/B07TVKB9RM/ref=asc_df_B07TVKB9RM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=344041211483&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1625353184462986200&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9023221&hvtargid=pla-784783222318&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=74886007368&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=344041211483&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1625353184462986200&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9023221&hvtargid=pla-784783222318


Or, just get an aligator.
I'll leave that up to you as I'm not a pool expert. and that definitely seems like a 'pool person' decision.

[Iowanian]

I think this is a great opportunity for a joke of all time.

You need to have all of your friends at CP come over and pee in your pool....Then, the water thief will be floating in our pee.

You could also put some type of black light visible dye in your pool......then check his

so may choices to solve this mystery, Scoob.

[Dayze]

depending on the size of hose the guy is using to steal your water....you might be able to toss in a Cassel jersey and see if that will get siphoned into his pool.

[Beef Supreme]

Waiting for the inevitable thread that gets started by "his neighbor."

[CrazyPhuD]

Do you know if you have any feral dragons living in your neighborhood? That could explain the loss of water. :shrug:

[Frosty]

Do you know if you have any feral dragons living in your neighborhood? That could explain the loss of water. :shrug:

Or a pack of elephants.

Is the circus in town?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Somehow antifreeze needs to be in the inevitable solution.

[siberian khatru]

Do you have any thirsty bears in your neighborhood?

[Bwana]

Tbh my dog was barking late last night and I did think I had heard something in the backyard. My pool is a good 10ft and his pool is probably a good 20ft away from mine.. I’m thinking he could be throwing a pump over at night?

Security camera time.

[Rain Man]

Another possibility is that you have a volcano heating up directly beneath your pool, and it's periodically boiling the water off as it pulses in preparation of eruption.

[FAX]

I'm thinking feral hippo in the area.

FAX

[Rain Man]

I'm thinking feral hippo in the area.

FAX

Feral or maybe just lost? Triplethreat, have you seen any 'lost hippo' signs on telephone poles in your neighborhood?

[Rain Man]

Wait, are you in California? I've seen videos of firefighting helicopters taking water out of pools.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

It would be great if you could connect a line at the base of your pool to the base of his pool without it being visible. He could pump all night long and both your water levels would never change.

[threebag]

Bet he is pissing in your pool

[Rain Man]

Bet he is pissing in your pool

But then his water level would be higher.

Fluid level. Whatever you want to call it at that point.

[Sorce]

But then his water level would be higher.

Fluid level. Whatever you want to call it at that point.

And he would get piss in his pool when he steals the water.

[Rain Man]

You could have a monster in your pool that is highly camouflaged in water. Whenever the monster leaves to go find human prey because no one is swimming in the pool, the water level goes down. Most of the time, it just sits at the bottom of the pool and watches you, waiting until the perfect moment to strike.

[wazu]

Wait, are you in California? I've seen videos of firefighting helicopters taking water out of pools.

Would explain his neighbor’s empty pool.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Water Fairies...

[ModSocks]

Maybe there's a massive sinkhole developing under your pool

[threebag]

Maybe it’s getting splashed out when the neighbors kid skinny dips with your daughter?

[loochy]

Maybe there's a massive sinkhole developing under your pool

Maybe it’s getting splashed out when the neighbors kid skinny dips with your daughter?

Or maybe he's just a nutcase

[Iowanian]

Before I answer this further....2 questions.

1. Is your wife fat?


2. Does she do cannon balls?

[T-post Tom]

Beat his arse!

[Beef Supreme]

Is someone drinking my bath water?

[Frazod]

Tbh my dog was barking late last night and I did think I had heard something in the backyard. My pool is a good 10ft and his pool is probably a good 20ft away from mine.. I’m thinking he could be throwing a pump over at night?

Well, not a pump, but a hose connected to a pump.

I think next time your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you might want to quietly investigate - like, go out the front door and sneak around the back. If there's a hose dipped into your pool, grab it and yank whatever's connected at the other end onto your property as fast as you can. I assume spirited highjinks would shortly ensue.

Or maybe just look out the window and then call the cops, if you're not that confrontational.

[ModSocks]

Or maybe just look out the window and then call the cops, if you're not that confrontational.

Fuck that, the look on his face when you catch him is half the fun.

[T-post Tom]

Is someone drinking my bath water?

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Frosty]

If there's a hose dipped into your pool, grab it and yank whatever's connected at the other end onto your property as fast as you can.

Grab the hose and stick into a bucket of oil based paint. Or oil.

[BlackHelicopters]

Bush’s fault.

[Dayze]

I'm thinking feral hippo in the area.

FAX

I don't think Brooke Pryor works at the KC Star anymore.

[Iowanian]

slip across the fence and poo in his pool while he's hooking up with hose into your bucket.

Your pool isn't a cattle tank in a field is it?

[T-post Tom]

slip across the fence and poo in his pool while he's hooking up with hose into your bucket.

Your pool isn't a cattle tank in a field is it?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DearestTautAustrianpinscher-max-1mb.gif

[Dayze]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

LMAO

[TribalElder]

A pool is basically everyones shared ass water

if your neighbor is stealing your shared ass water, that's pretty fucked up

[burt]

A pool is basically everyones shared ass water

if your neighbor is stealing your shared ass water, that's pretty fucked up

:shake: {quietly to myself} do not think about...do not think about....

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I am lurking this thread and awaiting the outcome of this riveting situation.

[xbarretx]

I think next time your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you might want to quietly investigate - like, go out the front door and sneak around the back. If there's a hose dipped into your pool, grab it and yank whatever's connected at the other end onto your property as fast as you can. I assume spirited highjinks would shortly ensue.



For some reason after reading this... I cant help but think of that scene from Mr Show with Bob and David... about the gay porno and the third wheel legend. #RammingSpeed #APipeFittersUnion etc...

[Shiver Me Timbers]

I am lurking this thread and awaiting the outcome of this riveting situation.

X2

[burt]

I am lurking this thread and awaiting the outcome of this riveting situation.

ass water.....

[TripleThreat]

I am lurking this thread and awaiting the outcome of this riveting situation.

I will have an update I am sure tomorrow, after tonight unfolds..

[Shiver Me Timbers]

ass water.....
most of the time ass water will clog a pump.
I believe it would have to be at a minimum grey water

[Talisman]

depending on the size of hose the guy is using to steal your water....you might be able to toss in a Cassel jersey and see if that will get siphoned into his pool.

With all the talk of pissing and crapping in this guy's pool, this is the post that almost made me throw up in my mouth.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Are you in an unincorporated area by chance? If so, the next time you see your neighbor in his backyard fire off a couple clips just above his head. Then apologize profusely and tell him you were just cleaning your gun because your dog told you someone was sneaking into your backyard and stealing your pool water.

[Dante84]

Why not get a Ring Camera and have it on the pool? Shit, I'd do that for security/animals/children anyways if I had one.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Hey Triple-
where do you live?
It could be Cal Fire
shiz gettin real out west
I saw them using a dudes pool water for fire mitigation on the TV (and it was not CNN)

[Iowanian]

ass water.....

A few years ago, I took my kids to the Omaha zoo and was staying at a name brand hotel near and associated with the zoo.

Kids wanted to swim, I didn't and wife thought I was being a fun hater. I had made notice of the people in the pool and didn't want to be in there. We got in anyway, and immediately noticed a bacon grease film on the top typically saved for hotel water park hot tubs......and a matte of hair.....and 2 band aids floating in the water.

I got pretty grossed out and after subtle hints that were being ignored because she thought I was just being a fun hater....I asked aloud to look at the other people in the pool. I asked if she'd want to be in a bathtub with these people because we essentially were....and then pointed out the hair and bandaids......


I imagine the originator of this topic's pool to look like the indoor water park hot-tub....after swinger night, with edave tongue mining the mud vein of the neighbor's wife on the edge.


When's the invite to the next party?

[BryanBusby]

Are you in an unincorporated area by chance? If so, the next time you see your neighbor in his backyard fire off a couple clips just above his head. Then apologize profusely and tell him you were just cleaning your gun because your dog told you someone was sneaking into your backyard and stealing your pool water.
This is a great idea. Can get an AMA once the OP gets out of jail.

[GloryDayz]

Buy a hazmat suit and make sure he sees your friend taking samples from your pool. If you make eye contact, just start scratching your body and say, "no Bueno" to him. Them monitor his activity and pool level.

[kjwood75nro]

https://youtu.be/Bc8WpWnjSwI

[TripleThreat]

Hey Triple-
where do you live?
It could be Cal Fire
shiz gettin real out west
I saw them using a dudes pool water for fire mitigation on the TV (and it was not CNN)

I feel like I would know if there was a helicopter above my house siphoning water over night haha!

[underEJ]

Throwing a pump over or even sneaking a pump over the fence both seem fairly elaborate. He'd be better off running a hose from a garden spigot to steal. At least that is fresh water. Or is he stealing your pool chemicals too? How cheap can one neighbor be?

[srvy]

Not saying it was aliens but its aliens.

[TimeForWasp]

Put some Candiru fish in there.

The first time one swims up his penis, he will stop doing his pool pumping procedure.

[threebag]

Run an extension cord out to the pool before you retire for the evening.

[Jerok]

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[Kman34]

You live next to this girl???

[eDave]

That's a lot of water for you not to notice a pump or something.

It was probably Billay's mom thinking your pool was full of sperm.

[patteeu]

Do you live in California? Maybe a helicopter reloaded at your pool before dumping water on the fire?

Edit: Again

[srvy]

;)They need water just like us;)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wWwtKoIQgLI/hqdefault.jpg
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[KurtCobain]

Holy shit. CP has a poolboy now? Awesome.

[TripleThreat]

Run an extension cord out to the pool before you retire for the evening.

Camera set up. If I am right, I will be sharing the video.

[mlyonsd]

Redneck test:

Find a fresh road kill, like a raccoon, and throw it in your pool. Set a time frame. Measure during that period and if you lose water you have a leaking problem.

If not, pull the road kill out and re-measure over the same set period of time. If you lose water during that period your neighbor is definitely guilty.

Pretty simple logic.

[mlyonsd]

Camera set up. If I am right, I will be sharing the video.
Or you could do that. Never mind my last post.

[threebag]

https://i.etsystatic.com/11547167/r/il/55f15d/1088772736/il_794xN.1088772736_oexy.jpg

[Valiant]

Trail cam. Cheap option.

[NJChiefsFan]

Following this thread closely.

Sounds like a Rainman thread.

I think he may be the only person who can help you.

LMAO Such a Chiefsplanet thread.



All of this.

[NJChiefsFan]

I really hope this is true, just for the story. Nothing personal.

[TribalElder]

Someone’s been stealing asswater

[BWillie]

Aliens. It's aliens.

[Miles]

When you install the camera be careful not to draw attention to it or that one is being installed. The idea here is to solve the mystery rather than discourage any behavior that could be causing it.

[Miles]

I really hope this is true, just for the story. Nothing personal.

That was my immediate thought as well.

[UK_Chief]

Well, not a pump, but a hose connected to a pump.

I think next time your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you might want to quietly investigate - like, go out the front door and sneak around the back. If there's a hose dipped into your pool, grab it and yank whatever's connected at the other end onto your property as fast as you can. I assume spirited highjinks would shortly ensue.

Or maybe just look out the window and then call the cops, if you're not that confrontational.

The pool equivalent of a glory hole

[Graystoke]

Dye your pool.
If neighbors pool ends up dyed he stealing your ass water

[ptlyon]

Well, we're waiting

[Otter]

https://www.amazon.com/1080P-Home-Security-Camera-Surveillance/dp/B07WFS4PBW/ref=sr_1_6?crid=OFSN6KNDQXJ8&keywords=home+security+camera&qid=1572441181&sprefix=home+sec%2Caps%2C343&sr=8-6

/thread

[ScareCrowe]

No joke, have a neighbor who put in an above ground pool. Twice now, over night, my pool loses 2ft of water.

A leak would make sense if it was happening frequently and often... This is just two random times.

The first time I noticed it I looked over and his pool was full. This time, I look over, and its somewhat empty (some water) as if maybe he used my water to clean his pool?? I am thinking ill be getting a camera set up today.

If he was filling his pool & yours was dropping overnight at the same time that would be pretty suspicious. However it sounds like once it happened & you looked over & the neighbors pool was full. If it had not been full the day before I could see wondering. But if that's the case it should be pretty obvious that your pool is going down overnight while there's is filling.

However the thought that someone could clean their pool with your water overnight without you noticing seems ridiculously impossible. How would they be cleaning the pool, wouldn't it require either scrubbing & rising with your water or power washing the pool overnight with your water. However I would think all that activity would be pretty obvious. Either that or they would have to be pumping it into a tank to clean with the next day, but again I would think the big tank of water would be a dead give away.

[TinyEvel]

Not sure you ever clarified: do you have an in-ground or an above- ground pool?

Losing two feet overnight, for an in-ground pool there’s no way other than pumping out. Do you live in a hot climate? Even with evaporation it loses about a 1/4” per day at most.

Unless, there’s a break in your filter pipe and you have a pump that goes on once in a while and all the water is returning to the ground instead of to your pool. But you’d notice that I think.

[TinyEvel]

Also, if you get an answer please add it to the OP.

[ScareCrowe]

Not sure you ever clarified: do you have an in-ground or an above- ground pool?

Losing two feet overnight, for an in-ground pool there’s no way other than pumping out. Do you live in a hot climate? Even with evaporation it loses about a 1/4” per day at most.

Unless, there’s a break in your filter pipe and you have a pump that goes on once in a while and all the water is returning to the ground instead of to your pool. But you’d notice that I think.
Especially since we know the neighbors is above ground, unless they live on an extreme hill & the neighbors yard is so low that an above ground pool would actually be lower than an in ground one, they would need a pump. However it would be possible to have the pump in their yard, connected to a long hose that they would just have to slip into the pool. So that could be done somewhat quietly.

[ModSocks]

Maybe it's BigFoot.

Or a whole family of BigFeets. Look around for yeti hair or footprints.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Maybe it's BigFoot.

Or a whole family of BigFeets. Look around for yeti hair or footprints.

Don't joke. Those things are for real and they do consume a lot of water.

[WhiteWhale]

Maybe it's BigFoot.

Or a whole family of BigFeets. Look around for yeti hair or footprints.

C'mon man. Yeti are the snowmen.

Sasquatches are bigfoot.

It's like you know nothing of crypto zoology!

[redfan]

Too much dihydrogen monoxide will kill ya. Hey, let's be careful out there.

[ptlyon]

C'mon. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

[fan4ever]

Maybe your fat ass wife does a lot of cannon balls.


OK, that was mean...

[burt]

Maybe your fat ass wife does a lot of cannon balls.


OK, that was mean...

and a Q....

[Hoopsdoc]

Catch some moonbeams in a jar and save them over a period of weeks. Then masturbate all around your pool. Release the moonbeams all at once, take a black light, and look for footprints in the semen.

It’s just common sense.

[BryanBusby]

did you get over there yet and suck your neighbors dick hard to show him a lesson

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I am disappointed to return from work and not have a resolution!

[PurpleRiders51]

If I had to guess, it's Notorious from this thread who's stealing your shit, or that neighbor.

One thing is for sure, and that is you are correct. Some mother****er is stealin' your pool water. What are you gonna do about it :$2500:

[BlackHelicopters]

The earlier suggestion of a couple of shots over his head should not be discounted.

[Iowanian]

We need answers now, tripletwat.

Don't hit and run this shit.

[Megatron96]

The suspense is killing me . . .

[Beef Supreme]

If he already drained his pool and cleaned it, he won't need to steal more water until spring.

[underEJ]

Maybe got scooped up by the helicopter while staking out his own pool like the urban myth of the scuba diver in the forest fire.

[TribalElder]

Any update on who was drinking all the asswater?

[threebag]

What sound does Water make when it leaves a pool?


Doooooooooouche

[Megatron96]

I don't know if I can go to bed tonight, IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GODDAMNED WATER!!!!

[NWTF]

I think edave and the neighbors wife know more than their letting on.

[Kman34]

Evaporation is a bitch....

[Iowanian]

I know what happened and why he won't respond.

It's been nailed above.


We have all seen what happens when Gilbert grape's mama gets into a bathtub that's 3/4 full.


We need an update soon or this isn't going to end well.

[TrebMaxx]

We need a streaming link to this cam. One of us will catch em'.

[Fish]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/2befd91c4c5198076b9f218eb2d39982/tenor.gif?itemid=15127938

[ptlyon]

WAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

[BigCatDaddy]

Is your neighbor displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage?

[Graystoke]

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
I HAVE PLANS THIS WEEKEND AND CAN'T SIT HERE WAITING FOR CLOSURE.

thanks

[Mecca]

It was Mike Matheny, he turned it into holy water.

[Rain Man]

It's a long shot, but by chance did the daily high temperature in your area surpass 212 degree fahrenheit? That could explain it.

[scho63]

Have we solved this great mystery yet? :doh!:

[FAX]

It's the local Baptism Gang doing their thing.

FAX

[Iowanian]

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

:LOL:

[Megatron96]

I hurt my knee last night over this damned water thing. If we don't get an update today, I'm going to have this pool shot with a .44 . . .

[Rain Man]

It's possible that someone is just stealing the oxygen atoms and not the hydrogen atoms. Don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

[TinyEvel]

I think we need pictures and a good ol' Wes Anderson Fantastic Fox style diagram of the two pools and surrounding areas. We can solve this.

[patteeu]

Why didn't you close your pool on labor day like civilized people in mid america? Where do you live?

[Rain Man]

It's possible that someone is just stealing the oxygen atoms and not the hydrogen atoms. Don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

No, wait. If they were stealing the oxygen, then the hydrogen would float away. So they must be stealing the hydrogen. So if it's only oxygen that's left, don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

Oh, wow. I just realized that every ingredient in water is flammable, but if you pour it on a fire it extinguishes it. The universe is such a tricky place.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

No, wait. If they were stealing the oxygen, then the hydrogen would float away. So they must be stealing the hydrogen. So if it's only oxygen that's left, don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

Oh, wow. I just realized that every ingredient in water is flammable, but if you pour it on a fire it extinguishes it. The universe is such a tricky place.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3XR0chfiSTtAI/giphy.gif

[Iowanian]

Maybe he's running a dehumidifier outside.


If he doesn't get back in here with updates and answering some important questions posed in this thread, I'm going to be forced to ratchet up the heat.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-06-2014/x7vTgV.gif (/gif/waterboarding-x7vTgV)

[ptlyon]

Maybe he's running a dehumidifier outside.


If he doesn't get back in here with updates and answering some important questions posed in this thread, I'm going to be forced to ratchet up the heat.

WE. DEMAND. ANSWERS.

[Perineum Ripper]

Neighbor was stealing water, found out he was being surveyed and murdered everyone

[Brando]

The neighbor is a Chiefsplanet member. He is stealing water to fill up the mattress of his king-sized waterbed and make acid-washed jorts for the entire board.

[Graystoke]

The neighbor is a Chiefsplanet member. He is stealing water to fill up the mattress of his king-sized waterbed and make acid-washed jorts for the entire board.

32 waist for me please

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I'm starting to believe this thread is a social experiment about cliffhangers that will never be resolved, and how crazy it makes people.

WELL ITS MAKING ME CRAZY TRIPLETHREAT!

[Rain Man]

He's probably not posting because he's hiding underwater with a snorkel.

[threebag]

TripleThreat got his ass handed to him in a 2 Pool Death Match

[patteeu]

TripleThreat got his ass handed to him in a 2 Pool Death Match

They're probably all in jail for getting into it and causing a neighborhood disturbance.

[srvy]

His neighbors pool is full now he wont catch nothing. Day late a dollar short. I would stay up up to catch him when he needs a topper offer. Stock up on energy drinks!

[patteeu]

His neighbors pool is full now he wont catch nothing. Day late a dollar short. I would stay up up to catch him when he needs a topper offer. Stock up on energy drinks!

He should take his water back!

[crispystl]

32 waist for me please

So 36 really?

[threebag]

Maybe he should retaliate by midnight pissing in his neighbors pool




If his neighbor hasn’t killed him

[Iowanian]

Retaliatory strike.

You need to shit in his pool tonight...just in case.

[Marcellus]

32 waist for me please

Braggart. I suppose you need extra crotch space and an extra long zipper too.

[TinyEvel]

32 waist for me please

Around the parts that's a size Extra Small. (XS)

[TinyEvel]

Look, this is taking waaay too long! You have to go over there with a shotgun and Leroy Jenkins that whole property. WE DEMAND RESULTS!

[SuperBowl4]

You could be suffering from early signs of dementia. it's only going to get worse. Best Wishes.

[scho63]

How about we just all take a small sample cup, pee in it and send to OP.

His pool will be filled back up in no time.

[Graystoke]

Braggart. I suppose you need extra crotch space and an extra long zipper too.

CP member...do I need to splain?

[Hoover]

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[threebag]

That’s pretty trick brah

[Frosty]

We had a fire break out right by our house a month or so ago and I watched the helicopters and planes work it for several hours. The planes are pretty effective but the helicopters seem like trying to put out a campfire with a thimble full of water. They can be good for hot spots but don't do much for the actual fire.

Here's a picture I took at the time. The tiny dot in the sky on the right is the helicopter. You can also see a plane coming in on the left.

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[Chiefs4TheWin]

Rainman can you just make up what happened at this point :(. I'll take any story now.

[jallmon]

No joke, have a neighbor who put in an above ground pool. Twice now, over night, my pool loses 2ft of water.

A leak would make sense if it was happening frequently and often... This is just two random times.

The first time I noticed it I looked over and his pool was full. This time, I look over, and its somewhat empty (some water) as if maybe he used my water to clean his pool?? I am thinking ill be getting a camera set up today.

EDIT: Update 24+ hours later, nothing yet.... He might think I am onto him... I'll give it a few days, regardless the camera is up and running.

Do you really think I'm going to keep stealing your water when you put in the fucking camera? Come on, man.

[TripleThreat]

Rainman can you just make up what happened at this point :(. I'll take any story now.

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

[Giant Octopodes]

We had a fire break out right by our house a month or so ago and I watched the helicopters and planes work it for several hours. The planes are pretty effective but the helicopters seem like trying to put out a campfire with a thimble full of water. They can be good for hot spots but don't do much for the actual fire.

Here's a picture I took at the time. The tiny dot in the sky on the right is the helicopter. You can also see a plane coming in on the left.

https://scontent.fbis1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69549489_10219953486458390_4750486918913851392_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQnxfFIPp2My6ZtCbpbByKToPBShiBvIYOMjqAwk7woWUDIDUC3KwEenwi0V4TdzaoA&_nc_ht=scontent.fbis1-1.fna&oh=4956a89aab78e9655e066d18e6511cfd&oe=5E654971

If the helicopters aren't using explosive rounds, I feel they're just not even really trying. You don't fight fire with water. Everyone knows that. You fight fire with fire. 'Murica!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

It's obvious the culprit is a member of CP. Simply Red's been awful quiet lately.

[jdubya]

Reminds me of a funny story. Years ago a guy at work bought a new car and wouldnt shut up about how great its gas mileage was. Some of us started to actually add just a little bit of fuel each week to his car and he was out of his head with joy that his cars mileage was IMPROVING. After a few months, we stopped adding fuel and this guy was livid. Took his car back to the dealer insisting it was having mechanical issues.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

You have cured my insanity with this response. :thumb:

[Megatron96]

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

Dammit, screwed up my whole weekend.

[Dayze]

Reminds me of a funny story. Years ago a guy at work bought a new car and wouldnt shut up about how great its gas mileage was. Some of us started to actually add just a little bit of fuel each week to his car and he was out of his head with joy that his cars mileage was IMPROVING. After a few months, we stopped adding fuel and this guy was livid. Took his car back to the dealer insisting it was having mechanical issues.

ROFL
Awesome

[Sofa King]

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

Mixing coffee and orange juice?! Gross...

[Frazod]

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Well, that would definitely make the dog bark. :D

[TinyEvel]

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

Not good enough. We need an escalation.

Go over there tonight and siphon all the gas from his car.

Or let the air out of his tires.

Or put his patio furniture on your deck.

Or steal all the bird seed from his bird feeder--SOMETHING!

we want blood.

[Hydrae]

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

But has any more water disappeared at all regardless of what you are not seeing on the video?

[TripleThreat]

But has any more water disappeared at all regardless of what you are not seeing on the video?


Nope

[srvy]

Any updates or does the mission continue?

[dlphg9]

Any updates or does the mission continue?

God damn you. I saw this was bumped and was hoping it had been updated.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Based off of the OP's description of the incident, I'm 100% convinced that the culprit was a parched Sasquach roaming about. Bigfeet commonly enjoy consuming water from rivers or springs, but often times when they are driven away from their natural habitat they may resort to drinking from swimming pools or various other sources of water.

[J Diddy]

If I were you I’d go stand next to your pool and loudly say “swiper no swiping.”

I think that would fix it.

[CarlosCarson27]

Global Warming.

Darn, someone already made the joke

[ptlyon]

Based off of the OP's description of the incident, I'm 100% convinced that the culprit was a parched Sasquach roaming about. Bigfeet commonly enjoy consuming water from rivers or springs, but often times when they are driven away from their natural habitat they may resort to drinking from swimming pools or various other sources of water.

Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

[Monticore]

Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

[ptlyon]

I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

[Monticore]

Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

have your tried Twitter?

Monti

[ptlyon]

have your tried Twitter?

Monti

Don't twit myself

[Monticore]

Don't twit myself

keeping your digital footprint small makes it harder for Sasquatch to track you, smart.

[ptlyon]

Can't be too careful these days

[Chiefs4TheWin]

God damn you. I saw this was bumped and was hoping it had been updated.

Gah me too! Such cruelty!

[TripleThreat]

Any updates or does the mission continue?

Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

[Frazod]

Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

BORING! :harumph:

[Jewish Rabbi]

Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

I know a foolproof way to find the leak. Get Mahomo, nickhead, and UChieffy in the pool at the same time and then throw a toaster in there.

[KurtCobain]

This was not the update I was hoping for. Two out of five stars, would not participate again.

[srvy]

Now I am sorry for the bump.

[KurtCobain]

Now I am sorry for the bump.

You've lost your bump card for this week.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Id rather have my neighbor or a Yeti stealing it.
I hate fixing s*^t

[scho63]

This was anticlimactic for sure.

[TrebMaxx]

I am just glad we have closure.

[Peter Gibbons]

Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

This seems much less likely than the more obvious explanation that your neighbor rigged up an elaborate pump/siphon during the cover of night to satisfy his enormous dihydrogen monoxide addiction. Occam's razor suggests that you have come to the wrong conclusion.

[Abba-Dabba]

I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

I let my mentor log into CP for a day.
He said there is no hope for any of us and now (just this past hour) he is in therapy.
We actually debated hypothesis on the missing pool water.
Yeti won
the leak is what pushed him past the point of no return.

[Monticore]

so the Yeti punctured your pool and got your neighbours to take the blame, what an ass , good prank though , Yeti are well known pranksters

[Kman34]

Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

How do you think that leak got there..... That's right... Your neighbor!! That SOB!! You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't confront him over this...

[CarlosCarson27]

I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

And then you find out its a small gang of raccoons with plastic containers.

[Monticore]

And then you find out its a small gang of raccoons with plastic containers.

With the scent of Yeti around ,no way they are mortal enemies.

[CarlosCarson27]

With the scent of Yeti around ,no way they are mortal enemies.

What the hell is a Yetti?
I've seen the Yetti in my spaghetti game at Target

[PurpleRiders51]

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Shiver Me Timbers]

What the hell is a Yetti?
I've seen the Yetti in my spaghetti game at Target

Target got games?
I need to go out morrrr

[Rain Man]

If I was stealing my neighbor's pool water and I thought he was onto me, I'd cause a leak in his pool to throw him off the trail. Just saying.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

If I was stealing my neighbor's pool water and I thought he was onto me, I'd cause a leak in his pool to throw him off the trail. Just saying.
Lol

[ptlyon]

I know a foolproof way to find the leak. Get Mahomo, nickhead, and UChieffy in the pool at the same time and then throw a toaster in there.

Pro tip - also have it plugged in and the lever down. And duck.

[Iowanian]

We know what happened....


I asked if his girlfriend did a cannonball, and the light bulb went off and he went on radio silence.