She Thinks My Patrick's Sexy

[Hammock Parties]

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[Rasputin]

Awesomeness

[eDave]

This is God damned awful. Fuck!

[Hammock Parties]

This is God damned awful. Fuck!

ROFL

[TLO]

Jesus Christ...

[HayWire]

I had to shut it off

[ptlyon]

I'm smart enough not trying to turn it on

[ptlyon]

:bang::$2500:rochambeau%(/:banghead::cuss:

But knowing the song it's stuck in my head now

[Titty Meat]

This is gayer than Marcellus

[Hammock Parties]

This is gayer than Marcellus

SHE THINKS MY BILLAY'S SEXY

[comochiefsfan]

There’s still time to delete this before anyone sees.

[Rasputin]

I think Patrick is sexy too

NTTAWWT
NOT GAY

[Hammock Parties]

the FB comments are hysterical

I don't hate this, but I want to. This is ridiculous.

[Sorce]

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.

[Johnny Vegas]

https://media.giphy.com/media/OBguy6G4d0AUg/giphy.gif

[Pitt Gorilla]

Love it.

[Hammock Parties]

"is that clay playing the guitar"

LMAO

[Fish]

This is worse than the Holocaust.

[Sassy Squatch]

Even the fucking thumbnail is cringe. God Damn it, who is responsible for that abomination.

[nychief]

I can't unsee this garbage.

[ptlyon]

Even the ****ing thumbnail is cringe. God Damn it, who is responsible for that abomination.

ARROWHEAD GUYS

[Marcellus]

Just wow.

[Hammock Parties]

Even the fucking thumbnail is cringe. God Damn it, who is responsible for that abomination.

the credits are at the end of the video

why not watch it again

all

the way

through

[Marcellus]

This is gayer than Marcellus

Of course it is Billay, everything is gayer than me.

[Hammock Parties]

Over 250 shares on FB already

CHIEFS KINGDOM CAMAROHEAD

[ptlyon]

Why is the guy on the left holding his nuts?

[Prison Bitch]

This is gayer than Marcellus

Unpossible

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Just wow.
x10

[Hammock Parties]

Why is the guy on the left holding his nuts?

a soccer game broke out

[Hammock Parties]

due to the success of this we're probably going to do classic rock next

stay tuned!!!!

sling us a bomb you're the patty man...

[eDave]

due to the success of this we're probably going to do classic rock next

stay tuned!!!!

sling us a bomb you're the patty man...

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[ChiTown]

That was really.......something.

[The Refs]

https://edberliner.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NFL-ref-throws-flag.jpg

Unnecessary Roughness to our ears. 15 yard penalty!

[KS Smitty]

Best thing that's happened to that stupid-ass song.

[Hammock Parties]

400 shares LMAO

[Simply Red]

not watching that

[Hammock Parties]

not watching that

one of the best things i've ever done bud

[Graystoke]

I opened it thinking it was going to be an awesome Hammock production....
and I was wrong

[Hammock Parties]

billay's gf has a request

https://i.imgur.com/NpJB9Ig.png

[Marcellus]

Not a bad concept just terrible terrible song writing.

[Hydrae]

I thought it was hilarious!

[KS Smitty]

Not a bad concept just terrible terrible song writing.

Have you heard the original? ugh

[TinyEvel]

This really makes me reconsider being a Chiefs fan.

100% Lame.

plus, what is with the second guy? Bad lip synching, the worst hype man ever.

[Marcellus]

Have you heard the original? ugh

No, I am shocked they ripped off another song and it's still this terrible.

[ModSocks]

Not a bad concept just terrible terrible song writing.

Agreed. I thought to myself, "oh hey look something silly i can share with my wife"

Then the lyrics happened....that chorus is plain fuck stupid.

Naaah, this is one where she'd look at me and go, "are you fucking serious right now?"

[KS Smitty]

Agreed. I thought to myself, "oh hey look something silly i can share with my wife"

Then the lyrics happened....that chorus is plain fuck stupid.

Naaah, this is one where she'd look at me and go, "are you fucking serious right now?"

Original chorus:
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Song is dumb af

[eDave]

This shit just showed up on my FB feed. Fuck!

https://i.imgur.com/VbAabeN.jpg

[digger]

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.vLKVhI5T3oXFzKID1gE0yQHaFg&pid=Api&rs=1

[Hammock Parties]

This shit just showed up on my FB feed. Fuck!

https://i.imgur.com/VbAabeN.jpg

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

Almost 600 shares now

[KCUnited]

This was a total momentum killer.

[Imon Yourside]

This is worse than the Holocaust.

So it's literally Hitler?

[candyman]

i made it 8 seconds

[stevieray]

Right about now, Waylon is somewhere kicking the shit out of something.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I must play this while I'm fishing so if I fall out of the boat and drown it'll be the last thing i ever heard.

[Hammock Parties]

o grate ideer

You guys should do one with Hearts Alone except “How do I get Pat Mahomes!”

[ScareCrowe]

one of the best things i've ever done bud

Wow, I'd hate to see what you consider to be the worst things you've ever done.;)

[Deberg_1990]

They at least could have stolen from a true country artist like Luke Bryan or something

[Hammock Parties]

Wow, I'd hate to see what you consider to be the worst things you've ever done.;)

your mom

chiefs kingdom loves this

maybe hold this L

[Bowser]

I want to delete this thread then beg AustinChief to burn this site down and start anew.

[ThyKingdomCome15]

I'm smart enough not trying to turn it on

Same. Sorry Clay.

[stevieray]

They at least could have stolen from a true country artist like Luke Bryan or something

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Same. Sorry Clay.

no worries

my kingdom came

https://i.imgur.com/vHXBryX.jpg

[Katie]

no worries

my kingdom came

https://i.imgur.com/vHXBryX.jpg

Let's do it!

[J Diddy]

Just no

[Sorry]

Where’s Lt. Spears when you need him

[Bump]

looks like you guys had fun doing it, that's what matters.

[Hammock Parties]

FOX4 wants to interview us all over this horrible song LMAO

[RickObie]

Some people take life way to seriously...well done - looks like they had fun making it and it's easy to make fun while sitting on the sidelines...

[TinyEvel]

I’d rather listen to the 1-877-KARS -4-KIDS song

[LiveSteam]

Finally something worthy of
OH THE HUMANITY

[gblowfish]

I just have one word for you Clay...

Camarohead.

[Hammock Parties]

I just have one word for you Clay...

Camarohead.

We know our demographic.

[ClarkGriswold]

Hilarious!!!

[lewdog]

The two guys on the couch with the chicks are so stereotypical mid-westerners that I have to give this 4 out of 5 stars.

[Hammock Parties]

The two guys on the couch with the chicks are so stereotypical mid-westerners that I have to give this 4 out of 5 stars.

that couch is in a basement in raymore

[Pitt Gorilla]

that couch is in a basement in raymorewell, duh.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

One of those things you sit about laughing after about 10 beers thinking some dumb idea is funny then you tell someone sober the idea and they just stare blankly at you. That pathetic...

[burt]

FOX4 wants to interview us all over this horrible song LMAO

That vid is ALL over my Face Book!!!! You ARE popular!!!

[Hammock Parties]

One of those things you sit about laughing after about 10 beers thinking some dumb idea is funny then you tell someone sober the idea and they just stare blankly at you. That pathetic...

50,000 views

suck me!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

50,000 blank stares of shame!

[Sassy Squatch]

Props for making something so cringe it actually got a bit popular.

[Fish]

The black haired lady looks like she just accidentally shit her pants but still trying to play it cool...

[Hammock Parties]

810 played it LMAO

[gblowfish]

that couch is in a basement in raymore

Well OF COURSE IT IS!!! :)

[Hammock Parties]

interview from the basement in raymore complete

should be on after the game tonight on fox 4

reporter was extremely attractive

[Kman34]

GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY HEAD!!

[burt]

GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY HEAD!!

Ergo, Why I am not watching/listening....

[TinyEvel]

Isn't this guy a CPer? I feel like I've met him at tailgates.

[TinyEvel]

...and who let this Derek Carr looking m-fer in the video. He's even wearing black.

[Hammock Parties]

OH YEAH WE'RE COOL GUYS

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[TinyEvel]

My favorite part is the part where you talked. ��

[Hammock Parties]

my hand gestures were epic

[TinyEvel]

my hand gestures were epic

I guess we could say you were (puts on sunglasses) edited out. YAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[T-post Tom]

I think Patrick is sexy too

NTTAWWT
NOT GAY

ME THREE...

PROBABLY GAY
MAYBE GAY

[Chiefs Pantalones]

You need to get a new guy to do Mahomes’ voice. That’s awful. Ruins your videos. But good work nonetheless Clay. Talented dude.

[Hammock Parties]

You need to get a new guy to do Mahomes’ voice. That’s awful. Ruins your videos. But good work nonetheless Clay. Talented dude.

Literally everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - disagrees with you. I have dozens of rave reviews. Lance is here to stay.

In other news:

‘She Thinks My Patrick’s Sexy’: Chiefs Kingdom spoofs Kenny Chesney’s popular song

https://fox4kc.com/2019/12/12/she-thinks-my-patricks-sexy-chiefs-kingdom-spoofs-kenny-chesneys-popular-song/

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- There's no doubt our MVP has taken Kansas City by storm.

But a Raymore man wanted to explain how the ladies of Chiefs Kingdom have particularly taken to QB Patrick Mahomes. So he made a pretty impressive music video to the tune of a country song from another star who's played in Arrowhead, too.

That's right, they took Kenny Chesney's "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," and put a unique KC twist on it.

And now, the Arrowhead Guys' homemade video is going viral.

"Making it 'She thinks my Patrick's sexy,'" executive producer Anthony Stratton said, "I was just like, 'That would go over well.'"

He was right. The video has nearly 50,000 views on YouTube already.

Stratton thought up the idea at training camp in August, and he finally huddled this team together to do it.

"We were basically just waiting for them to beat the Patriots, and then we could release it," Stratton said.

"We have quality musicians, quality singers and quality editors," lyrical genius Dave Friedman said.

Friedman came up with the lyrics in two weeks, noting that his wife was a big inspiration. She was also a star in the video.

"There was no acting," Friedman said.

"Yeah, there was no acting. We were just like, 'Hey, we're just going to play some shots on TV of this guy, and we want you to just react normally," Stratton agreed.

And when asked if they think Patrick's sexy, unsurprisingly, these guys had some pretty funny responses.

"I'm not gonna lie, he's better lookin' than I am," Stratton said laughing. "He's better looking thank anyone on this couch except for maybe Jared."

Jared is the musician. It didn't take long before he and vocalist AJ Cronk, who just met Thursday, to break out their Mahomes headbands and guitar.

"It's really about tying people together in real life," Stratton said.

They love sharing their passion for Mahomes and Chiefs football.

"I've been waiting a lifetime to watch you play football," Stratton said. "You are a breath of fresh air for this team."

If you'd like to download this song and bump it at your next Chiefs tailgate -- maybe this Sunday against the Broncos, click/tap here. (https://t.co/p11UxfJH6L?amp=1)

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Those guys on the couch totally beat their wives if the Chiefs lose. Got that Midwest redneck vibe from that interview.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Love it.

Literally everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - disagrees with you. I have dozens of rave reviews. Lance is here to stay.

In other news:

‘She Thinks My Patrick’s Sexy’: Chiefs Kingdom spoofs Kenny Chesney’s popular song

https://fox4kc.com/2019/12/12/she-thinks-my-patricks-sexy-chiefs-kingdom-spoofs-kenny-chesneys-popular-song/

That’s not what literally means but I don’t care. His imitation stinks lol.

[Hammock Parties]

That’s not what literally means but I don’t care. His imitation stinks lol.

Most people love it. I'll go with the majority.

[tyecopeland]

I'm not watching this but remember

'Its friday, Friday, gonna get down on friday' song. Yeah it was terrible but got that girl super famous for a minute. Doesnt have to be good to be popular.

Or William Hung on American Idol so many years ago.

[jjchieffan]

https://edberliner.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NFL-ref-throws-flag.jpg

Unnecessary Roughness to our ears. 15 yard penalty!

Who does this mult belong too?

[GloryDayz]

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[candyman]

Who does this mult belong too?

MTG#10

[Hammock Parties]

this isn't over

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[KS Smitty]

this isn't over

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ROFL I knew when I first heard it that it would be a hit, the original is so dumb and cheesy and was a BIG hit that a parody was a sure thing.

I hate the original and love what's been done with it. Kadoos all around.

[Hammock Parties]

The people associated with this video should be ashamed for providing false evidence confirming every negative stereotype of the midwest.

I'm definitely ashamed.

In a most glorious fashion.