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chinaski
12-13-2019, 04:58 PM
You could be forgiven for being offended by the above photo: thousands of 10-inch wiggly pink sausages strewn about Drakes Beach. The same phenomenon has been reported over the years at Pajaro Dunes, Moss Landing, Bodega Bay, and Princeton Harbor. I’ve heard my share of imaginative theories from beachcombers, such as flotsam of a wrecked bratwurst freighter. In truth, these are living denizens of our beaches rudely, yet also mercifully, mostly called “fat innkeeper worms.”

What in the name of Secretariat is a fat innkeeper worm? The fat innkeeper worm (Urechis caupo) is a type of spoonworm (Ehciuroidea), an order of non-segmented marine worms identified by a spatula-shaped proboscis used for feeding and sometimes grasping or swimming. The fat innkeeper’s family (Urechidae) contains only four species worldwide, collectively known as either innkeeper worms or, well, penis fish. This is why we prefer scientific names. U. caupo is the sole representative in North America, found only from Southern Oregon to Baja, with the bulk of sightings between Bodega Bay and Monterey. So, whether or not you feel privileged by its presence, U. caupo is an almost uniquely California experience, perhaps having the best claim for State Worm.

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Full Story: https://baynature.org/2019/12/10/naturally-2019-closes-with-thousands-of-10-inch-pulsing-penis-fish-stranded-on-a-california-beach/

Chief Northman
12-13-2019, 05:02 PM
That will be Gillette Stadium in two weeks when Bills fans visit.

eDave
12-13-2019, 05:04 PM
If you zoom in, you will see a bunch of these:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/James_Woods_2015.jpg/220px-James_Woods_2015.jpg

Pitt Gorilla
12-13-2019, 05:20 PM
Alpha Omega is offended. Think of the kids!

RickObie
12-13-2019, 05:42 PM
So you're saying everyone that lives in California has a 10 inch penis, wait what happened to me...ohhh it said penis fish - never mind!

threebag
12-13-2019, 08:25 PM
We have a few here that need to go and grab a bag

notorious
12-13-2019, 08:26 PM
Chiefsplanet nude beach get together.

MahiMike
12-13-2019, 08:28 PM
If you zoom in, you will see a bunch of these:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/James_Woods_2015.jpg/220px-James_Woods_2015.jpg

Hey! He's my hero!

Fish
12-13-2019, 11:44 PM
What's this about Fish and the 10 inch penis now?

Simply Red
12-14-2019, 12:27 AM
Oh God it's happening!

Red Dawg
12-14-2019, 07:24 AM
That will be Gillette Stadium in two weeks when Bills fans visit.

Haha. That was some funny shit.

scho63
12-14-2019, 08:36 AM
So tell me how this thread is Lounge worthy?

How bout Poop threads?

Entertainer of the Year belongs in MEDIA thread.

Seems like certain goofy threads or misplaced threads survive in the lounge and others, not so much.

Standards here are all over the place these days.

Maybe I'm not sending enough money to the mods or sucking their dicks like other members.

scho63
12-14-2019, 08:37 AM
What's this about Fish and the 10 inch penis now?

And yet you dare post about me in another thread on my topics or posts and yet this is what you consider a worthy post, this stupid shit. :shake:

Kman34
12-14-2019, 09:00 AM
Miss Gash would love that beach....

scho63
12-14-2019, 09:15 AM
Miss Gash would love that beach....

One of the best cross threads post in ages! :LOL:

Prison Bitch
12-14-2019, 11:30 AM
“Can you give me the exact address?” -Cosmo

Abba-Dabba
12-14-2019, 01:01 PM
Birds be like, "TREASURE!"

Megatron96
12-14-2019, 05:31 PM
Not a fish. It's a worm. Big difference.

Kman34
12-14-2019, 05:49 PM
Not a penis. It's a worm. Big difference.

FYP...

chinaski
12-14-2019, 06:01 PM
Not a fish. It's a worm. Big difference.

Evidently you didn't read the article.

Pitt Gorilla
12-14-2019, 08:08 PM
I can't believe this. It's classless and low rent!