**** Monday Night Booger 12/23 ****

[TribalElder]

Packers (11-3)
@
Vikings (10-4)

7:15pm CST

ESPN

[ThaVirus]

Last Monday night football game of the season?

I'll be sad to see it go but also excited for the postseason.

[Rain Man]

There's football tonight?

[Megatron96]

From a pure football fan perspective, this could be a very good game. Vikings at home this season have been significantly better on both sides of the ball. And Aaron Rodgers is always capable of going off anywhere at any time. Might just a fireworks show to end MNF 2019.

I can't watch it live tonight, but I'm looking forward to watching the replay when I get home tonight.

[displacedinMN]

Watching it next door. Neighbor has a boat load of family here. I figure I can sneak in. One more will not matter.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

This should be pretty good.

I, like most, have hit that wall where I’m just ready for playoffs. Nothing that good can really happen in the next week barring a miracle.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

"Monday Night Booger"
LOL
I know I am a broken record but I really miss Booger riding up and down the sideline on the camera cart with his big gulp right next to him...............
And the dude has the most jacked up fingers of any national sports broadcaster. There has to be an award for that.

[tk13]

This should be a fun game at least. Big rivalry, Packers still have a shot at homefield. But for the Vikings Cook is out, and Cousins has never won a MNF game.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

This should be a fun game at least. Big rivalry, Packers still have a shot at homefield. But for the Vikings Cook is out, and Cousins has never won a MNF game.

Mike Boone looked fantastic last week in his carries against LAC. Perfect scheme fit.

I love Dalvin Cook but I wouldn’t extend him if I was Minnesota. They can find guys who do good enough in that offense for a small fraction of the price. Plus his injury history. And running backs.

[DeepPurple]

I hear so much Dan Fouts on Sunday and then Sunday night I can't take Collingworth or Al Michaels anymore. Last year I hated MNF, Jason Witten was like paint drying. Now with Witten gone and Booger in the pressbox, I really like Monday Night Football. Although I do think Joe Tessitore is trying to outdo Gus Johnson at times.

https://www.sportsbroadcastjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Booger-McFarland-and-Joe-Tessitore-11.19.jpg

[TribalElder]

Gus Johnson has to be my all time favorite

Can’t believe he isn’t on one of the main nfl Stations

[Easy 6]

I’ll check it out a little bit, have the Vikings underlined for this one at home... Cousins is something like 0-8 in primetime night games

As I’ve said before, every time I see stats like that my first thought is “that’s overdue to change”... and I’m sticking with it, Dalvin Cook or not

[NJChiefsFan]

Gus Johnson has to be my all time favorite

Can’t believe he isn’t on one of the main nfl Stations

I used to like him. He has become to over-the-top imo. I love Ohio State but even I want to puke when he say "JK all day!" 60 times. He called the Seton Hall/Maryland game the other day and he was out of control.

I personally think Ian Eagle is the best play by play the sport has.

[TribalElder]

I like Gus because he gets so hyped that he can make a shit game sound exciting ROFL

[notorious]

Green Bay is over-rated as FUCK.


Minnesota is lacking in the most important position.

Carry on.

[notorious]

I hear so much Dan Fouts on Sunday and then Sunday night I can't take Collingworth or Al Michaels anymore. Last year I hated MNF, Jason Witten was like paint drying. Now with Witten gone and Booger in the pressbox, I really like Monday Night Football. Although I do think Joe Tessitore is trying to outdo Gus Johnson at times.

https://www.sportsbroadcastjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Booger-McFarland-and-Joe-Tessitore-11.19.jpg

Jesus Christ. Booger's head is enormous.

[TribalElder]

Baker Mayfield has more progressive commercials than he does wins this season

[Flying High D]

"Monday Night Booger"
LOL
I know I am a broken record but I really miss Booger riding up and down the sideline on the camera cart with his big gulp right next to him...............
And the dude has the most jacked up fingers of any national sports broadcaster. There has to be an award for that.

Just feel lucky your wife didn’t make you turn your hand into a french tickler like his wife did to him.

[Flying High D]

Jesus Christ. Booger's head is enormous.

DLH Daddy Leaving Head. Ain’t no man going to stay with a woman after that head came out of her.

[RollChiefsRoll]

https://i1.wp.com/couchguysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/booger.jpg?fit=261%2C386&ssl=1

[Mahomes_Is_God]

I can't stand the monday night guy. He always sounds like a WWE commentator.

[notorious]

Cousins. JFC

[displacedinMN]

Settle

[TribalElder]

First and goal

Cousins settled for 3

[Shiver Me Timbers]

https://i1.wp.com/couchguysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/booger.jpg?fit=261%2C386&ssl=1

LMAOFFFF

[notorious]

Lol at the douche with the helmet and plexiglass.

I want to pay top dollar to watch a game live through that piece of shit.

[notorious]

That was odd

[displacedinMN]

Woops

[displacedinMN]

Check down x2

[Mahomes_Is_God]

I want us to face one of these two teams in the Soup Bowl.

[displacedinMN]

What a crap series

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Thielen with some rust

[displacedinMN]

Arm play

[Easy 6]

Shoulda had that, Thielen... crying for a flag no worky

[Flying High D]

NFC<Ass

[jjchieffan]

Rhodes giving up plays 83% of the time? Yikes. Glad we didn't trade for him.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

It blows my mind that Green Bay management has failed to acquire a legitimate #2 receiving option for Rodgers in the last 3 or so years. Just a revolving door.

And the guys they were counting on like Cobb and Graham, just totally washed out.

[MMXcalibur]

"The Packers could be the #1 seed, the #2 seed, the #3 seed, the #4 seed, or fall all the ways down to the #6 seed."

Booger: "A lot of scenarios out there."

[displacedinMN]

That was ugly

[pugsnotdrugs19]

I can appreciate this game. Has a playoff feel for sure.

[Flying High D]

Booger finger pointing

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Rodgers is lucky he didn’t get hurt there. Had dudes coming at him from 3 directions.

[Rain Man]

Now that we have Patrick Mahomes II, it's hard to watch second-tier quarterbacks like Aaron Rodgers.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Awesome play

Harris may be their best safety this year

[Rain Man]

Those second-tier quarterbacks like Rodgers throw interceptions.

[FloridaMan88]

The uncomfortable reality of a fading Aaron Rodgers.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Booger sure wears expensive wrist watches.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Rogersception. Don't see that very often.

[Flying High D]

Boog knows

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Booger with some KC love!

I take it all back, he’s the best in the business!

[TribalElder]

Booger loves some Chiefs!

[jerryaldini]

Did Booger say Ty should be dpoy?

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Jones is taking an ass whooping tonight. Playing pretty well, but taking some big hits.

[Easy 6]

Cousins you turd, find some feet to throw it at :shake:

[TwistedChief]

Cousins you turd, find some feet to throw it at :shake:

Let's not absolve the LT. That was horrific. Suddenly appreciating Fisher more.

[displacedinMN]

Vikes ball

3 turnovers

[displacedinMN]

Stupid play

[TribalElder]

bad pass

[TribalElder]

receiver quit on his route

[Why Not?]

This is why the Vikings are not to be taken seriously.

[Easy 6]

LMAO THATS your 4th and 4 call?

Zimmer is the new Fisher

[Shiver Me Timbers]

The last couple of series on both sides are head scratchers

[bdj23]

This game sucks

[Rain Man]

That's a fumble. That's a fumble!

Wait. Why do I care about this? Please disregard the exclamation point above.

[TribalElder]

Leee zhaaarrrd

No it’s lizard like reptiles lizard

Trying to church it up

[TribalElder]

Kicker talkin shit should tell you everything you need to know about this snoozer

[Reerun_KC]

Minnesota ran a draw on second down inside 2 min?

That is the classic loser mentality from the coach.

That was something Marty or Herm would do. Both quitters.

[Easy 6]

The uncomfortable reality of a fading Aaron Rodgers.

I’m sick of hearing about him, he’s always struck me as overrated

Somethings just... missing IMO

Glorified Jay Cutler

Let's not absolve the LT. That was horrific. Suddenly appreciating Fisher more.

Fish is our steady Freddy, no ones had much to say since he returned much to his credit... though both he and Schwartz got clowned a few times apiece by Mack last night

[comochiefsfan]

These teams suck.

Teams with realistic Super Bowl hopes

49ers
Saints
Ravens
Chiefs

That’s it.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

These teams suck.

Teams with realistic Super Bowl hopes

49ers
Saints
Ravens
Chiefs

That’s it.
Seahawks too.

[comochiefsfan]

Seahawks too.

No. They don’t have a shot.

[TribalElder]

kirk cousins is as deadly as matt cassel

[-King-]

This game suckkkkkkkks

[RunKC]

Rodgers is doing well considering he has nothing at receiver outside of Adams

[Flying High D]

This game sucks Boogs fingers

[O.city]

Rodgers is doing well considering he has nothing at receiver outside of Adams

I dunno why they didn’t trade for someone at the deadline

[jerryaldini]

Hard to be a MN sports fan

[Flying High D]

Imagine Boogs fingers on GB’s TV

[FloridaMan88]

Big Game Cousins on full display.

[comochiefsfan]

Hard to be a MN sports fan

Vikings
Twins
Timberwolves
Wild
Gophers

Yikes.

At least the Twins won some titles during the H.W. administration.

[RunKC]

I dunno why they didn’t trade for someone at the deadline

If you’re the Packers, why not trade a pick for Sammy when he’s only $14 million for 1 year?

I’d be happy with a 4th for him if it takes that salary away

[RunKC]

Man DJ’s guy Bradbury is getting raped out there my god

[O.city]

If you’re the Packers, why not trade a pick for Sammy when he’s only $14 million for 1 year?

I’d be happy with a 4th for him if it takes that salary away

Have to extend him too probably

[jerryaldini]

Vikings
Twins
Timberwolves
Wild
Gophers

Yikes.

At least the Twins won some titles during the H.W. administration.

Yeah and most recently they've lost like 18 in a row to the Yankees in the playoffs and never made it through the first round.

[LiveSteam]

This game sucks

[displacedinMN]

Lynx did well here.

Minnesota fans talk about a sports team's curse

[displacedinMN]

Twins just can't beat the yamkees

[Flying High D]

Adams has a rotten hornets nest on his head.

[O.city]

Wish the chiefs would do that woth hill more when guys give him cushion

[TribalElder]

Game is now out of reach for kirk cousins

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Wish the chiefs would do that woth hill more when guys give him cushion

I think it is coming

[Why Not?]

This game sucks

You misspelled “the Vikings”

[O.city]

The nfc is tough but I think it’s New Orleans or San frans to lose

The Vikings and pack are solid but just not quite at that level of the other two I don’t think

Seattle is playing way over their head and the nfc East is puke

[NJChiefsFan]

Twins just can't beat the yamkees

Well to be fair they might not be able to beat anyone else but we don't know because they always play the Yankees lol.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Poll
Is it pull my finger or pull on my fingers?

[Flying High D]

Boogs fingers > Kirk Cousins

[siberian khatru]

The Vikes just called a TO to avoid a 5-yard penalty before punting near midfield?

[Mahomes_Is_God]

No. They don’t have a shot.
If they have Russel Wilson they have a shot you doodoo head.

[displacedinMN]

All good GB plays go to the left.

[NJChiefsFan]

The screen says January 4-5 wild card game on ESPN/ABC. Does that mean they just don't know the date or they are getting one on each day? Can't be the latter right? I thought they always got the early Sat game?

[Flying High D]

If they have Russel Wilson they have a shot you doodoo head.

Guess nobody told the Cards.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

All good GB plays go to the left.

Does this post go in the DC forum ?

[comochiefsfan]

If they have Russel Wilson they have a shot you doodoo head.

Russell Wilson just got clown shoes put on him at home by Brett Hundley.

I just don’t see it with them at all.

[displacedinMN]

Does this post go in the DC forum ?Ha. No.

GB can throw well to the left.

[RunKC]

The nfc is tough but I think it’s New Orleans or San frans to lose

The Vikings and pack are solid but just not quite at that level of the other two I don’t think

Seattle is playing way over their head and the nfc East is puke

SF has to play in Seattle next week and I think they lose, which would put them at the 5 seed. Really don’t trust Jimmy G either.

I think this is the year the Saints finally pull through

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Guess nobody told the Cards.
Yeah and the Niners lost to the Falcons, we lost to the Colts, Ravens lost to the Cleveland Turds. Means nothing.

[displacedinMN]

Yuck

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Both of these teams are gonna be one and done in the playoffs, unless one of them gets Philly.

[ptlyon]

Game is now out of reach for kirk cousins

The only thing out of reach for pizza boy is his passes to his receivers

[Why Not?]

The nfc is tough but I think it’s New Orleans or San frans to lose

The Vikings and pack are solid but just not quite at that level of the other two I don’t think

Seattle is playing way over their head and the nfc East is puke

Most of your post I agree with. The Vikings are trash. I’d take them as the AFC 6th seed right now if I could.

[KChiefs1]

This game is fugly.

[Why Not?]

Oh and if you don’t believe me, check out the Vikings victories this year. Let me know when you find a single good team they’ve beaten. I’ll wait.

[displacedinMN]

The only thing out of reach for pizza boy is his passes to his receiversFor those that do not know. Cousins is on pizza ranch commercials.

Rumor also has it that the money he gets to suck for the vikes is getting him a house on Okoboji.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Ha. No.

GB can throw well to the left.
"I'm Mike Bloomberg and I approve of this game"
��

[ptlyon]

Oh and if you don’t believe me, check out the Vikings victories this year. Let me know when you find a single good team they’ve beaten. I’ll wait.

OK

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Both of these teams are gonna be one and done in the playoffs, unless one of them gets Philly.

Philly will beat Seattle.

[displacedinMN]

Game

[ptlyon]

For those that do not know. Cousins is on pizza ranch commercials.

Rumor also has it that the money he gets to suck for the vikes is getting him a house on Okoboji.

Yet another reason to avoid Okoboji

[displacedinMN]

The curse of Minnesota goal posts continues

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Huge W for Green Bay.

If they win next week against Detroit, the Saints are likely stuck in the 3 slot. Sounds familiar...

[displacedinMN]

Yet another reason to avoid OkobojiNext to Buffets daughter. Where THE INN used to be.

[tk13]

Huge W for Green Bay.

If they win next week against Detroit, the Saints are likely stuck in the 3 slot. Sounds familiar...


Big time. If you're Green Bay or the Niners you definitely want to get Drew Brees and the Saints out of that dome.

[ptlyon]

I texted a friend that is having his family Xmas in Minneapolis at the Vikes/bears game that they could possibly still sell their tickets

[Pablo]

Purple is such a fruity, shit color. Imagine having to wear that shit as a fan. Gross.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

This game
Good God

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Big time. If you're Green Bay or the Niners you definitely want to get Drew Brees and the Saints out of that dome.

They’re the one Super Bowl contender that I think really has to have HFA to have a good shot. But with the 3 seed, odds are they go to Lambeau...

[Rain Man]

Yeah, that's a hold. That's perhaps the most obvious hold of the year.

[ptlyon]

Next to Buffets daughter. Where THE INN used to be.

Reason #3776

[alanm]

Next to Buffets daughter. Where THE INN used to be.Hey, Hey! I grew up with the Buffets in Omaha. Good people. Peter is still one of my best friends. Susie wasn't around much. :thumb:

[TribalElder]

fucking awful flag, at least a td would have made this game interesting again

[Rain Man]

For those that do not know. Cousins is on pizza ranch commercials.

Rumor also has it that the money he gets to suck for the vikes is getting him a house on Okoboji.

I envision him as one of those neighbors who comes over and gives you advice about your lawn without being asked.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

****ing awful flag, at least a td would have made this game interesting again

That's called rape in 40 states
He was on his knees grabbing clothes

[NJChiefsFan]

Did the Vikings cost themselves the 5 seed as well with this? Cause that is significant as well considering it could be @NO instead of @PHI/DAL.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

How the fuck you gonna punt there. Losers.

[alanm]

Vikings much like the Chiefs are one of those teams that just can't get over the hump historically. :(:banghead: Snake bit in big games and in the playoffs. Hopefully those games for the Chiefs are over.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Did the Vikings cost themselves the 5 seed as well with this? Cause that is significant as well considering it could be @NO instead of @PHI/DAL.

No, it’ll be Seattle or SF either way I think

[comochiefsfan]

Second time this season a Minnesota football team has been bitchslapped at home by a Wisconsin team in a huge game.

Goddamn it would blow to be a MN sports fan.

[TribalElder]

vikings are bad

why were people hyping them up

[ILChief]

Cousins has zero pocket awareness

[ptlyon]

Cousins better never bitch. He's getting paid well for every time he's sacked.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

So for NFC it will likely be....

Minn @ NO
Sea @ Phi

My guess from there is we see NO @ GB, Phi @ SF.

All very premature of course.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Well that sucked

[TribalElder]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kirk Cousins still does not have a win on Monday Night Football. With tonight’s loss, Kirk Cousins’ led-teams are now 0-9 on MNF.</p>&mdash; NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1209327332412067841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[New World Order]

Cousins looks like a less mobile Turdbisky

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Vikings much like the Chiefs are one of those teams that just can't get over the hump historically. :(:banghead: Snake bit in big games and in the playoffs. Hopefully those games for the Chiefs are over.

At least we got over it once, against them no less lol.
Vikes had 4 shots.

[NJChiefsFan]

No, it’ll be Seattle or SF either way I think

What if MIN won out at 12-4 and Seattle lost next week to fall to 11-5?

[NJChiefsFan]

John Parry "they will decline this penalty". You don't say!???

[KChiefs1]

How much did the Vikings pay Cousins?

[tk13]

How much did the Vikings pay Cousins?

3 years, $84 million, but it's 100% guaranteed. He was the first QB to get a fully guaranteed deal.

[O.city]

SF has to play in Seattle next week and I think they lose, which would put them at the 5 seed. Really don’t trust Jimmy G either.

I think this is the year the Saints finally pull through

Seattle just isn’t good I don’t think

[Why Not?]

What if MIN won out at 12-4 and Seattle lost next week to fall to 11-5?

Minn had a shot at the division. They were either gonna be the 3 or the 6. Obviously they ended up in the right slot. Saints will pound.

[displacedinMN]

Wolves have lost 10 in a row

[493rd]

Wish we had Aaron Jones!

[NJChiefsFan]

Minn had a shot at the division. They were either gonna be the 3 or the 6. Obviously they ended up in the right slot. Saints will pound.

So if they had won out they win the division, split ties them potentially with sea but they don't have breaker. So that's how they couldn't get the five. Makes sense.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Seattle just isn’t good I don’t think

Yeah

They’re basically Russ or bust. And their line is beat up now, which showed Sunday as he got his ass whooped in the backfield.

I think Philly beats them in the opening round.

[Why Not?]

So if they had won out they win the division, split ties them potentially with sea but they don't have breaker. So that's how they couldn't get the five. Makes sense.

I think Green Bay still would’ve had to lose at Det next week but I’m not sure of that.

[displacedinMN]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Some stats to sum up how bad the Vikings&#39; offense was:<br>-- The longest drive was 31 yards.<br>-- The offense crossed the 50 one time -- then threw an interception on the next play.<br>-- The fullback had as many targets (4) as Adam Thielen.<br>-- They had eight drives without a first down.</p>&mdash; Chad Graff (@ChadGraff) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChadGraff/status/1209350872242671616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Dayze]

10% Pizza,
25% Fried Chicken
100% loss on MNF.

[UChieffyBugger]

Really poor game by two average teams imo. Green Bay's record may look good, but they've beaten up on a lot of losing teams like the Giants, Skins, Raiders, Denver, Detroit, Bears etc etc.

[DeepPurple]

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