I think I might be in love with Dan Sorensen.

[Buehler445]

Dude's been playing like a motherfucker possessed these last few weeks.

I know he's not the best player on the team, but that man has been kicking ass and taking names.

Respect for Dirty!

[Ghost of Maslowski]

Dirty Dan knocked the snot out of Ryan Tannehill today for sure

[Jewish Rabbi]

Dirtier than the portajohn gloryhole billay was working in the parking lot today.

[threebag]

https://i.redd.it/nf7y2c3kd3oz.gif

[rabblerouser]

Ol' Big Dick Dan.

[stumppy]

Best hit of the game came when he put Tannehil on his ass.ROFL

And yes, Dan has turned into a pretty decent player. Glad we didn't get rid of him.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Role players are the best to cheer for. As a Penguins fan whos seen a few championships I can totally relate with loving the great role players that may never get national attention, but can be recognized by the fan base as an essential part of the team. Championship teams need that player, and he does the job. Dirty Dan is awesome.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Best hit of the game came when he put Tannehil on his ass.ROFL

And yes, Dan has turned into a pretty decent player. Glad we didn't get rid of him.

Didn’t Tannehill truck him in the regular season? It was someone on one of the final drives. Dan wasn’t letting that happen again.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

He’s a keeper. Great for locker room and backing it up on the field.

[bringbackmarty]

https://youtu.be/uqhJfjbNuQg

[Buehler445]

Best hit of the game came when he put Tannehil on his ass.ROFL

And yes, Dan has turned into a pretty decent player. Glad we didn't get rid of him.

My wife was laughing her ass off on the slow motion replay, I can't remember exactly what she said, but I think it was like, "HAHA look at his eyes, he wants no part of what's coming."

[stevieray]

Always backed Dirty Dan when the board tired to cast him aside.

Now you know why.

He's a badass.

[bringbackmarty]

Clay this video could be good for something.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0

[Why Not?]

A very rich man’s, like a billionaire’s, Christian Colon. All the dude does is come up huge in the playoffs.

[TLO]

Woooooo!

[Buehler445]

I totally forgot I made this thread. Still holds up!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm his biggest fan!

[Simply Red]

I've always liked Dan - this place is just dumb sometimes.

[Ming the Merciless]

I love Dan almost as much as Simply Red

[mdchiefsfan]

Role players are the best to cheer for. As a Penguins fan whos seen a few championships I can totally relate with loving the great role players that may never get national attention, but can be recognized by the fan base as an essential part of the team. Championship teams need that player, and he does the job. Dirty Dan is awesome.

Nailed it. :thumb:

[BWillie]

Sorenson had to get a restraining order against Billay. After the 3rd dick pic taped to his front door he had to call the authorities.

[phisherman]

Sorenson is balling out today.

[Hoover]

THE CP GMS, cut Dirty Dan every off season!

[Otter]

Lock looked like he was going to cry on that turnover.

[chieffan09]

If Sorensen were a cop, all the broncos would be wearing Lindsay's name on their helmets next week.

[Megatron96]

DD had himself a pretty good game. Buying his jersey right now.

[Bwana]

He gets the game ball today.

[Molitoth]

If Sorensen were a cop, all the broncos would be wearing Lindsay's name on their helmets next week.

LMAOLMAOROFLLMAOLMAOROFLROFLROFL

[KurtCobain]

If Sorensen were a cop, all the broncos would be wearing Lindsay's name on their helmets next week.

Post of the year.

[ChiefsFanatic]

I was watching Chiefs Rewind, and they were interviewing Dirty Dan. I am sure that most of us have watched more than one movie that revolved around a Seal Team, or a Spec Ops team, Delta Force team, etc.

Dirty Dan looks like Team Member #4 in all those movies. He is the outdoorsman from the Midwest or Pacific Northwest, who has a few funny lines, and dies on the first mission. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201026/cfa45a24e4970739a9e8856b9c8db6ac.jpg

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[HonestChieffan]

guy has heart

[Buehler445]

As a fellow bald guy, give up the ghost dan. Just bic that thing.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Two weeks in a row with an INT!

[Lzen]

He gets the game ball today.

He should share it with Pringle.

[mililo4cpa]

I was watching Chiefs Rewind, and they were interviewing Dirty Dan. I am sure that most of us have watched more than one movie that revolved around a Seal Team, or a Spec Ops team, Delta Force team, etc.

Dirty Dan looks like Team Member #4 in all those movies. He is the outdoorsman from the Midwest or Pacific Northwest, who has a few funny lines, and dies on the first mission. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201026/cfa45a24e4970739a9e8856b9c8db6ac.jpg

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True, but he's the guy that dies like diving on a hand grenade to save the mission or something heroic like that.....

[Deberg_1990]

Hes an intellligent player who plays with alot of heart.

[dj56dt58]

If Sorensen were a cop, all the broncos would be wearing Lindsay's name on their helmets next week.

doubt it..he's not black is he? Or is he Collin Kaepernick black?

[BWillie]

Hes an intellligent player who plays with alot of heart.

https://awfulannouncing.com/2014/your-white-guy-code-word-power-rankings.html

[KCUnited]

White Claw balled out yesterday

[BigBeauford]

Damn he didn't just bring his lunch pail, he catered for the whole crew.

[DaFace]

Sorensen is such an interesting dude. I'd call him an average to below average safety 95% of the time. But he has a crazy knack for coming up huge about every 2-3 games. He's well worth keeping on the roster.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

We don’t win the super bowl without Dirty Dan

[Pants]

The INTs have been nice and most definitely welcomed, he is still a massive liability on our defense 70% of the time.

I will love him forever for blowing up that fake punt by the genious BOB last year, though.

[Bill Brasky]

It will be interesting to see what happens after this season when his contract is up.

[Pitt Gorilla]

The INTs have been nice and most definitely welcomed, he is still a massive liability on our defense 70% of the time.

I will love him forever for blowing up that fake punt by the genious BOB last year, though.

All of this is correct. However, if the Chiefs like him in the 3 safety look, that’s fine.

[tyecopeland]

It will be interesting to see what happens after this season when his contract is up.

Maybe he'll be like Anthony sherman and start doing one year deals that only count as minimum salaries. With the new cba we get some extra money to pay guys like him. I've already forgotten the deal with it though.

[ChiefsFanatic]

True, but he's the guy that dies like diving on a hand grenade to save the mission or something heroic like that.....Bingo

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[PAChiefsGuy]

That was his best game I've ever seen him have as a Chief!

[CasselGotPeedOn]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dirty Dan up to no good yesterday lol <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/qMl1FWEUEw">pic.twitter.com/qMl1FWEUEw</a></p>&mdash; ChiefsJayhawksRoyals (@CJR16255) <a href="https://twitter.com/CJR16255/status/1320702668009050112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Pants]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dirty Dan up to no good yesterday lol <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/qMl1FWEUEw">pic.twitter.com/qMl1FWEUEw</a></p>&mdash; ChiefsJayhawksRoyals (@CJR16255) <a href="https://twitter.com/CJR16255/status/1320702668009050112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO

[Buehler445]

It will be interesting to see what happens after this season when his contract is up.

He’s old. 30 this year. I didn’t figure he’d play out this year. But they must like him enough to pay.

To be fair to him though, his speed hasn’t seemed to diminish much and he still wants to hit.

Not sure what the market will yield but I wouldn’t mind him back here on shorter cheaper deals.

[Marcellus]

If Sorensen were a cop, all the broncos would be wearing Lindsay's name on their helmets next week.

ROFL

Best post i have read on CP in a longtime.

[DaneMcCloud]

Hes an intellligent player who plays with alot of heart.

Yet every fucking year, people like Direckshun cut him in their mock drafts.

:facepalm:

Sorensen is a great fit for Spagnuolo's defense. He has great football instincts, which he's shown on Special Teams and defense over the years, whether it was in the secondary or dropping down as a linebacker on 3rd downs. He's been blowing up guys in the ground game as well.

If the guy had run a 4.5 40 instead of a 4.7, Sorensen would be looked upon in the same light as guys like Eric Weddle.

[Megatron96]

Is it my imagination or has DD become more confident in these interviews?
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[Dunerdr]

Is it my imagination or has DD become more confident in these interviews?
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Its the 80s villain look, he fears no man now.

[htismaqe]

Its the 80s villain look, he fears no man now.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F11125%2F111256935%2F5157170-must-break-you.gif&f=1&nofb=1

[Dunerdr]

LMAOhttps://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F11125%2F111256935%2F5157170-must-break-you.gif&f=1&nofb=1

[htismaqe]

Honestly, Ivan Drago was the very first thing that came to mind when he took his helmet off during the game last week.

[Shaid]

He's smart and instinctual but he's not an athlete. He looks good when they use him right so keep using him right!

[chop]

He's smart and instinctual but he's not an athlete. He looks good when they use him right so keep using him right!

What does that even mean?

[htismaqe]

What does that even mean?

;)

[Dante84]

What does that even mean?

"gritty, lunch pail kinda guy."

[Shaid]

What does that even mean?

He's not as fast and strong as other players at his position so he needs to rely on his brain and instincts more.

[Pants]

Is anyone going to report Shaid for being a racist POS or am I going to have to?

[htismaqe]

Dan Sorenson ran a 4.67 40. .02 seconds faster than Kam Chancellor at 4.69.

According to CBS Sports, the average 40 time for safeties in the NFL is 4.62.

[Dunerdr]

Dan Sorenson ran a 4.67 40. .02 seconds faster than Kam Chancellor at 4.69.

According to CBS Sports, the average 40 time for safeties in the NFL is 4.62.
Coaches kid, Lunch pail guy, first in, last out. A real film rat. Ok we get it hes white.

[htismaqe]

Coaches kid, Lunch pail guy, first in, last out. A real film rat. Ok we get it hes white.

:bravo:

[New World Order]

Dan Sorensen is one tough nugget!

[KChiefs1]

He's smart and instinctual but he's not an athlete. He looks good when they use him right so keep using him right!


https://media3.giphy.com/media/6751A64NJkyCQ/giphy.gif

[KChiefs1]

Coaches kid, Lunch pail guy, first in, last out. A real film rat. Ok we get it hes white.


https://media3.giphy.com/media/3rgXBAKH9tCNzgMMg0/giphy.gif

[htismaqe]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3rgXBAKH9tCNzgMMg0/giphy.gif

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[Shaid]

LMAO, JJ Watt is an athlete. Nick Bosa is an athletic freak of nature. It has nothing to do with being white or black. If you think Sorenson is fast, sorry, I don't see it.

[htismaqe]

LMAO, JJ Watt is an athlete. Nick Bosa is an athletic freak of nature. It has nothing to do with being white or black. If you think Sorenson is fast, sorry, I don't see it.

Sorenson ran a 4.67.

The league average is 4.62.

He's average. Not slow.

[Deberg_1990]

He's smart and instinctual but he's not an athlete.

Any player who makes it to the NFL level is an athlete. Silly broad statement.

[Pants]

LMAO, JJ Watt is an athlete. Nick Bosa is an athletic freak of nature. It has nothing to do with being white or black. If you think Sorenson is fast, sorry, I don't see it.

Just admit you made an extremely racist statement and move on, you racist.

[Shaid]

Sorenson ran a 4.67.

The league average is 4.62.

He's average. Not slow.

Sorenson is a finished product. He's a solid player. He's the 3rd safety on the team. Does being a 3rd safety on your team mean he's average? Probably. He's smart and instinctual and he makes some plays. I think he's a perfect 3rd safety, I just don't this he has the upside to be your top guy. That's my opinion and yes, I am a Dirty Dan fan.

[Shaid]

Just admit you made an extremely racist statement and move on, you racist.

No I didn't you pile of shit. If you read it that way then maybe you're the racist.

[htismaqe]

Sorenson is a finished product. He's a solid player. He's the 3rd safety on the team. Does being a 3rd safety on your team mean he's average? Probably. He's smart and instinctual and he makes some plays. I think he's a perfect 3rd safety, I just don't this he has the upside to be your top guy. That's my opinion and yes, I am a Dirty Dan fan.

He's been in the league for 7 years. Why would upside even enter the conversation?

[Buehler445]

Dan Sorenson ran a 4.67 40. .02 seconds faster than Kam Chancellor at 4.69.

According to CBS Sports, the average 40 time for safeties in the NFL is 4.62.

Agree. But he’s 30. It’s not outside the realm of possibility that he’s lost a step. Even at 4.67 I don’t want him chasing WRs. *cough*SUTTON YOU MOTHERFUCKER*cough cough cough*

[Shaid]

He's been in the league for 7 years. Why would upside even enter the conversation?

It's not, he's a finished product. A perfect 3rd safety and solid player. Upside is related to 40 speed. If he's average athletically, then he's probably average. Unless he has off the charts instincts or leadership or some other item. If you are just an average athlete, that's likely your upside.

[Rain Man]

Agree. But he’s 30. It’s not outside the realm of possibility that he’s lost a step. Even at 4.67 I don’t want him chasing WRs. *cough*SUTTON YOU MOTHER****ER*cough cough cough*

Sutton wouldn't have Sorensen do that. Sutton had Justin Houston to do that.

[R Clark]

He plays a role on this team and does a damn good job of it most of the time

[lcarus]

He's been in the league for 7 years. Why would upside even enter the conversation?

He's pretty solid as a 30 year old. But just think how good he could be by the time he's 35!!@!

[chop]

He's not as fast and strong as other players at his position so he needs to rely on his brain and instincts more.


Do you consider Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith athletes?

[Shaid]

Do you consider Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith athletes?

Jerry, no. I don't remember him outrunning guys, he did get great separation but that was my earlier days watching football and I just loved watching him play so I'm not sure if that was quickness, just running great routes, or just that the offense was different and defenses weren't set up to stop it the same way.

I'm not sure on Emmitt. I think with him it was more spins and moves, similar to Clyde. Clyde is a guy I'd say is sort of a workout warrior. It doesn't translate to speed but he has great lateral agility. Is that related to working out? Not sure. I do think it helps his strength which makes him not go down so easy which is important because he's so small. Small and slow doesn't usually spell first round talent, but his lateral agility and balance are great. Emmitt had moves and balance from what I remember, I don't remember his speed.