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displacedinMN
02-02-2020, 09:54 PM
Come back in 9 months.

Love all of CP

Reerun_KC
02-02-2020, 09:55 PM
Wife and I got busy this am. And will again tonight.

Great way to end a season.

bdj23
02-02-2020, 09:56 PM
Gonna be a lot of boys named Patrick and girls named Kelsey (Kelce)

kc rush
02-02-2020, 09:58 PM
Gonna be a lot of boys named Patrick and girls named Kelsey (Kelce)

was about to post the same thing

displacedinMN
05-29-2020, 08:36 AM
bump==

any super bowl or corona fetuses yet?

Lzen
05-29-2020, 08:45 AM
bump==

any super bowl or corona fetuses yet?

My first grandchild is due August 2nd. Got them this already. :)

https://www.rallyhouse.com/assets/images/products/17281765-1.jpg

KChiefs1
05-29-2020, 08:52 AM
My grandson just named his son....wait for it:

Travis Patrick Prewitt

He said the wife told him it flowed better than Patrick Travis Prewitt.

Stargazer
05-29-2020, 10:24 AM
More Super Bowl babies or Covid?

OrtonsPiercedTaint
05-29-2020, 10:44 AM
6 foot distancing? no problem

Hog's Gone Fishin
05-29-2020, 11:12 AM
Anybody naming their kid Tyreek?

Chiefspants
05-29-2020, 11:28 AM
bump==

any super bowl or corona fetuses yet?

Ha.

Wife and I's due date is October 19th. The timing doesn't exactly line up with the Super Bowl, but we're always going to have fond memories of that time (moving into our dream home, settling into our dream jobs & the Chiefs going to the SB) regardless.

Titty Meat
05-29-2020, 11:57 AM
I've been tryna get Clay pregnant in his throat for a few months

Eureka
05-29-2020, 12:09 PM
I've been tryna get Clay pregnant in his throat for a few months

Be careful! He goes down on a fatty right afterwards and you might be getting a call from Jerry Springer.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
05-29-2020, 12:18 PM
DNA with two dads. Double the child support

Hog's Gone Fishin
05-29-2020, 01:01 PM
I've been tryna get Clay pregnant in his throat for a few months

I think his ovaries are lower .Spend more time at the cornhole.

Titty Meat
05-29-2020, 02:19 PM
I think his ovaries are lower .Spend more time at the cornhole.

LMAO

and sorry meant to prop you

displacedinMN
05-29-2020, 02:23 PM
I've been tryna get Clay pregnant in his throat for a few months

https://e.lvme.me/pzv5j7l.jpg

displacedinMN
07-30-2020, 08:35 PM
Had to baby bump again.


Anyone having a SB baby or Covid baby????

KurtCobain
07-30-2020, 08:42 PM
Had to baby bump again.


Anyone having a SB baby or Covid baby????

Most of this board is too old to have babies.

dlphg9
07-30-2020, 09:39 PM
God dammit. Were expecting baby #3 in early December. Had sex 1 damn time that month and she gets pregnant. Took us over a year of trying to have our second. To top it all off this one is also a girl. 3 fucking daughters. What'd I do to deserve this!?

Jewish Rabbi
07-30-2020, 09:42 PM
God dammit. Were expecting baby #3 in early December. Had sex 1 damn time that month and she gets pregnant. Took us over a year of trying to have our second. To top it all off this one is also a girl. 3 fucking daughters. What'd I do to deserve this!?

You didn’t figure out what caused the first two?

Chiefspants
07-30-2020, 09:55 PM
God dammit. Were expecting baby #3 in early December. Had sex 1 damn time that month and she gets pregnant. Took us over a year of trying to have our second. To top it all off this one is also a girl. 3 ****ing daughters. What'd I do to deserve this!?

First one is on the way this October. A boy. We're stoked. We’re planning to have two and I’m hoping the second is a girl. My two best friends fist fought with their brothers all the time (and destroyed their parents houses in the process lol) and two boys with my wife and I’s energy will make me lose my hair at 30 lol.

BWillie
07-30-2020, 10:07 PM
Most of this board is too old to have babies.

https://lowtcenter.com/make-an-appointment

htismaqe
07-30-2020, 10:07 PM
First one is on the way this October. A boy. We’re planning to have two and I’m really hoping the second is a girl. My two best friends fist fought with their brothers all the time (and destroyed their parents houses in the process lol) and two boys at my wife and I’d energy will make me lose my hair at 30 lol.

I have two girls. The first 10-12 years were golden. Now that they are 16 and 18, things are a little more...tense... :LOL:

Megatron96
07-30-2020, 10:11 PM
God dammit. Were expecting baby #3 in early December. Had sex 1 damn time that month and she gets pregnant. Took us over a year of trying to have our second. To top it all off this one is also a girl. 3 ****ing daughters. What'd I do to deserve this!?

Obviously you're letting in too much light.

TimeForWasp
07-31-2020, 01:38 AM
Odds are, You are NOT THE FATHER.

Simply Red
07-31-2020, 01:45 AM
Hello

TLO
07-31-2020, 02:49 AM
Hello

Hi!

displacedinMN
07-31-2020, 05:18 AM
God dammit. Were expecting baby #3 in early December. Had sex 1 damn time that month and she gets pregnant. Took us over a year of trying to have our second. To top it all off this one is also a girl. 3 fucking daughters. What'd I do to deserve this!?

1. you need this.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71q9SVCh1KL._AC_UL160_.jpg

https://www.amazon.com/cant-scare-three-daughters-t-shirt/dp/B07P1298JS

2. It is your fault.

3. I know a family that has 5. I have had at least 3 in my classes.

Embrace being a dad of daughters.

Kman34
07-31-2020, 05:52 AM
God dammit. Were expecting baby #3 in early December. Had sex 1 damn time that month and she gets pregnant. Took us over a year of trying to have our second. To top it all off this one is also a girl. 3 fucking daughters. What'd I do to deserve this!?

I have three Daughters... Incredible, rewarding, frustrating, bank account draining, experience.... I wouldn’t trade it for anything...:D

displacedinMN
07-31-2020, 06:52 AM
My daughters do not do "ball sports" So I spent a lot of time at the dance studio.

Most dad's that were their were confused and distant. I would think-dude-be a dad. Rarely came to competitions-if they did-many were on their phones.

I would guess because the know nothing about dance or how to raise a girl. Most times it was me and the dance moms. (sometimes not as fun as it seems) I drove-did work at the studio and drove home. I did not know anything about dance either but accepted that was my life and supported my girls no matter what.

My second is all about theater, singing and dancing. Same thing-I know very little but support her. We are going to visit schools in NYC for her. (ugh $$$$$$)

Be a girls dad. If they play ball sports-great. If they do not-great. Learn about it. Be supportive. It is fun. There are support groups.

Great Expectations
07-31-2020, 07:08 AM
God dammit. Were expecting baby #3 in early December. Had sex 1 damn time that month and she gets pregnant. Took us over a year of trying to have our second. To top it all off this one is also a girl. 3 ****ing daughters. What'd I do to deserve this!?

Beta

Lzen
07-31-2020, 07:27 AM
I have two girls. The first 10-12 years were golden. Now that they are 16 and 18, things are a little more...tense... :LOL:

Teenage girls, arrggghhh. I feel your pain.

Lzen
07-31-2020, 07:30 AM
Had to baby bump again.


Anyone having a SB baby or Covid baby????

My son and his wife are expecting to have their first son in KC next week. He still doesn't know if he will be allowed in the delivery room.

Kman34
07-31-2020, 07:40 AM
My daughters do not do "ball sports" So I spent a lot of time at the dance studio.

Most dad's that were their were confused and distant. I would think-dude-be a dad. Rarely came to competitions-if they did-many were on their phones.

I would guess because the know nothing about dance or how to raise a girl. Most times it was me and the dance moms. (sometimes not as fun as it seems) I drove-did work at the studio and drove home. I did not know anything about dance either but accepted that was my life and supported my girls no matter what.

My second is all about theater, singing and dancing. Same thing-I know very little but support her. We are going to visit schools in NYC for her. (ugh $$$$$$)

Be a girls dad. If they play ball sports-great. If they do not-great. Learn about it. Be supportive. It is fun. There are support groups.

My 3 daughters did sports.. but my middle girl was an was the tomboy and the best athlete... collected baseball cards, watched every Chief game with me, Two time High School state soccer champion, and one of the best club basketball guards in the Midwest.. I don’t feel I missed anything not having a boy...

She had soccer scholarship offers but after playing sports from 5yrs up she said “ Dad I’m just tired of practicing. Can I just go to college and not play sports??“

Lol.. Sure..all that money for club teams and traveling with soccer and basketball... oh well, she’s happy, married and had a boy last September..

Titty Meat
07-31-2020, 11:15 AM
I've raw dogged a few chicks since this thread was made

blake5676
07-31-2020, 12:21 PM
My son and his wife are expecting to have their first son in KC next week. He still doesn't know if he will be allowed in the delivery room.

We just had our second two weeks ago here in KC at St Luke's. No visitors and we couldn't leave the room once we checked in, but other than that it wasn't terribly different. I actually haven't heard of not allowing the father's to be in the room. Would be rough...

Eureka
07-31-2020, 02:54 PM
I just turned 40 last week and my first kid is due tomorrow. In my wife's culture the older generation have a funny way of asking the sex of the baby especially the women. Instead of "is it a boy or girl" I hear things such as "IS it a BOY".

I didn't care either way as long as the baby is healthy. We are having a boy.

Otter
07-31-2020, 03:17 PM
I just turned 40 last week and my first kid is due tomorrow. In my wife's culture the older generation have a funny way of asking the sex of the baby especially the women. Instead of "is it a boy or girl" I hear things such as "IS it a BOY".

I didn't care either way as long as the baby is healthy. We are having a boy.

Congrats Brother! :toast:

displacedinMN
01-26-2021, 09:08 PM
It has been almost a year... How many of you had kids and are ready for another?

Eureka
01-27-2021, 08:46 AM
It has been almost a year... How many of you had kids and are ready for another?

The name Patrick has been given to 12% more newborns in flyover country.

ChiefaRoo
01-27-2021, 10:11 AM
Wife and I got busy this am. And will again tonight.

Great way to end a season.

Are you trying to have a little effeminate baby male Jayhawk? Precious.