***2020 Aussie Rules Football Thread***

[chiefqueen]

This is the Week 1 of what they call football down under. It start at 10:00 CDT, it is on FS1, and it will be LIVE (although no fans in stands).

[KurtCobain]

Wtf did I just watch?

[KurtCobain]

I don't even understand what is happening right now. They are dribbling a football on turf and then drop kicking it.

[KurtCobain]

Like basketball dribbling. And there was a tip-off. This is fascinating and disturbing all at the same time.

[KurtCobain]

Good fall down white team!

[KurtCobain]

That mother fucked have away the high tackle!

[KurtCobain]

BANG RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE FOR THE BOMBERS!!

[KurtCobain]

Jake Stringer is a beast.

[KurtCobain]

Dragged him to the deck!

[KChiefs1]

I’ve been a big fan of Fremantle since the America’s Cup.

[KurtCobain]

Off the side of his boot.. damn!

High bounce.

[KurtCobain]

Fremantle is going down I think!

[KurtCobain]

That was a crunch!!

[Superbowltrashcan]

I’ve been a big fan of Fremantle since the America’s Cup.

Thanks for jumping in. I ways starting to feel like I was reading Kurt’s journal...lol.

[KurtCobain]

Thanks for jumping in. I ways starting to feel like I was reading Kurt’s journal...lol.

Are you watching this? That kick was a beauty!

[KurtCobain]

Jack Stringer to line up at the 40 at a 55 degree angle!

[KurtCobain]

My boy stringer never gets tired.

[KurtCobain]

It payed off! Bill Chambers six and a half back!

[KurtCobain]

Lots of finger pointing, boys. Not a good look.

[KurtCobain]

Hit it beautifully right through the middle! Unless plays. He knew this is what he could bring to the table, Jacob Townsend did.

[BWillie]

Shit did I miss it?

[KurtCobain]

Flat bounce barely got it away from stringer, they got lucky.

[KurtCobain]

Shit did I miss it?

It's not even halftime!

[KurtCobain]

Slap down to the middle highball and seconds keep ticking and that's it boys we're at the 1/2 time.

[KurtCobain]

This is crazy, hopefully halftime lasts for a few minutes I need a cigarette.

[KurtCobain]

Oh no a Collingwood staff member texted positive for the big one. This could be bad news for the league.

[KurtCobain]

The bombers are up 26 points but it's still anyone's game.

[KurtCobain]

This blonde chick on the bombers training staff is just amazing. I can't figure out why she's wearing clothes, though. Doesn't make sense.

[KurtCobain]

Jake Stringer getting limber for another half!

[KurtCobain]

The Predator (from the poplar American films) is entering the game for the bombers!

[KurtCobain]

These announcers have no idea what they're talking about. This is like the Australian version of Booger McFarland and Joe Buck.

[KurtCobain]

If Jake Stringer keeps obtaining the center bounces the Dockers don't stand a chance.

[KurtCobain]

Ridley has got Spice on the hand option.

[KurtCobain]

This guy that looks like Ferris Buehler is throwing mad elbows!

[KurtCobain]

A nice clean set of heels sets up the first potential goal of the half!

[KurtCobain]

And he misses it and looks like the guy in front of him just passed gas.

[KurtCobain]

The biggest development so far that I've seen is that Cocker started the game with long sleeves and has gone to no sleeves whatsoever.

[KurtCobain]

Dumb move! Free kick. You idiots.

[KurtCobain]

Like kicking a pillow!

[KurtCobain]

Dylan Shiel with a big opportunity but no bueno. This guy just doesn't fancy himself too well.

[KurtCobain]

And the empty seat with a clear reception!

[KurtCobain]

Good lower back rub!

[KurtCobain]

Or maybe that was sexual harassment!

[KurtCobain]

Or maybe that was sexual harassment!

No, it was legal.

[KurtCobain]

Pumps it hard!

[KurtCobain]

No, it was legal.

Doesn't make it right.

[KurtCobain]

Cox on the ground!

[KurtCobain]

These guys are making Dwayne bowe look like he uses stickem.

[KurtCobain]

Dockers got lucky. They're still on the outside looking in. 21 points down but should be a lot more.

[KurtCobain]

Sheil with so many disposals!

[KurtCobain]

That ball was lurking harder than chiefqueen!

[KurtCobain]

The Predator with a hard squeeze!

[KurtCobain]

Huge moment for the bombers! Will Snelling!!!

[KurtCobain]

Snelling is such a great surprise considering he came in the mid-season draft.

[KurtCobain]

Ooh you hate to see that

[KurtCobain]

"cox lurking from behind"

[KurtCobain]

Brilliant stuff!

[KurtCobain]

The uniform changing is awfully suspicious. What are these guys trying to hide?

[KurtCobain]

Oh shit is that Jay Cutler?

[KurtCobain]

Bombers up 26 going into the final quarter! Phew! It's time for another quick cigarette!

[KurtCobain]

Oh you've got to do better than that!

[KurtCobain]

Lost a shoe! Loser ass.

[KurtCobain]

Bombers going full Andy Reid with the lead.

[KurtCobain]

Come on Stringer I expect more!

[KurtCobain]

Stringer tried to keep that alive, he's looking tired though.

[KurtCobain]

Under review, I don't think it's a dead ball.

[KurtCobain]

Australia knows what they're doing with replay.

[KChiefs1]

https://twitter.com/afl/status/1241223321644982274?s=21

[KurtCobain]

Fremantle is a bunch of bitches.

[eDave]

ha ha

[KurtCobain]

Crowder got clobbered.

[KurtCobain]

Ha! Ball in! Tucker is a sucker

[KurtCobain]

Got him. And we got a ball up!

[KurtCobain]

Fuck

[KurtCobain]

Bombers are going full MartyBall. You fuckers have got to pick it back up!

[KurtCobain]

Where the fuck is Stringer? Do something you Greek God!

[KurtCobain]

The commentators are sucking off the Dockers like Joe Buck everytime Madbum breathes.

[KurtCobain]

Haha! Across the face, whatever that means!

[KurtCobain]

Bombers with a good rebound.

[KurtCobain]

NOT THIS TIME MCCARTHY!

[KurtCobain]

That's horse shit!

[BWillie]

Why can't they throw the ball overhand? Wouldn't that make this even more exciting.

[KurtCobain]

Why can't they throw the ball overhand? Wouldn't that make this even more exciting.

No it wouldn't make sense.

[KurtCobain]

Stripped him like an Atlanta sex worker!

[KurtCobain]

Stringer getting back into form!

[KurtCobain]

Huge kick!

[KurtCobain]

Get that ball back you tools!

[KurtCobain]

They've gone full 2013 playoff Andy.

[KurtCobain]

Getting sloppy

[KurtCobain]

STRINGER COMES THROUGH WHAT NOW BITCHES!!

[KurtCobain]

Jake Stringer you magnificent son of a bitch! I always believed in you!!

[KurtCobain]

Oh crap I think that was bad?

[KurtCobain]

It was theyre right back in it. Stringer we need you again buddy.

[KurtCobain]

The Predator looking serious.

[KurtCobain]

Too cute for the bombers.

[KurtCobain]

He choked! Ha!!

[KurtCobain]

One kick game my heart is pounding!

[KurtCobain]

Got him by the leg!

[KurtCobain]

The Predator goes in hard!!

[KurtCobain]

Here it is.. game on the line

[KurtCobain]

Smothered and it's over!!

[KurtCobain]

Bombers almost blew it.

[KurtCobain]

It's not easy being a Bombers fan, but we pulled it off. Good game, guys.

[KurtCobain]

Dockers suck it! Sydney you're next!

Bombers for life! Jake Stringer is the truth!!

[KurtCobain]

The Essendon Football Club was there for me when I needed them most. I'll never forget.