I bathed myself with only shampoo for 4 weeks AMA

[BWillie]

I accidentally was bathing myself in Axe Shampoo and I thought it was Axe Body Wash for almost a month. During Covid-19 even.

I'm wicked smaht. Wicked smaht.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Does it work on Axe wounds

[BWillie]

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9340537856/h9517947A/spraying-yourself-with-axe-body-spray-before-going-to-the-club-in-the-hopes-of-making-love-tonightDoes it work on Axe wounds

[lewdog]

How much pussy you pulling in?

[bdj23]

I've done that several times.

[Hammock Parties]

suds are suds

[Baby Lee]

When you rub your leg hair down, can you watch them jump right back up again?

[BWillie]

How much pussy you pulling in?

One giner for the last decade. I do ok.

[BWillie]

When you rub your leg hair down, can you watch them jump right back up again?

No, but I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.

[Ubeja Vontell]

I have always stood in the bath using the shampoo from my head all over my body then....splash.

[Rain Man]

How many baths was it? If it's only one, then we don't have enough data to study the impact.

[Titty Meat]

How big are u

[FlaChief58]

Is your anal hair full bodied and silky smooth as a result? Asking for a friend.

[BryanBusby]

nbd

mens stuff is like shampoo/conditioner/facial cleanser/syrup/antifreeze/lubricant/dish soap/motor oil/milk

[FlaChief58]

nbd

mens stuff is like shampoo/conditioner/facial cleanser/syrup/antifreeze/lubricant/dish soap/motor oil/milk

You forgot beer! How dare you! / Greta

[BryanBusby]

You forgot beer! How dare you! / Greta
I also forgot floor cleaner!

[Pablo]

I think the last time I bought anything Axe related was pre 2010..and you're at least as old as me. Cut that shit out.

[gblowfish]

I use Kirk's cocoa soap and whatever shampoo my wife buys. Shave with Edge Gel and use a little aftra-shave lotion once in awhile. When I'm feeling frisky I splash on some Hai Karate!

[Baby Lee]

I use Kirk's cocoa soap and whatever shampoo my wife buys. Shave with Edge Gel and use a little aftra-shave lotion once in awhile. When I'm feeling frisky I splash on some Hai Karate!

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[Kman34]

Is "bathing myself" code for " I was putting it on my dick to rub one out"???

[Iowanian]

When Was the last time you did something for another person with nothing to gain personally?

[BWillie]

How many baths was it? If it's only one, then we don't have enough data to study the impact.

4 weeks. Avg of 2 baths a week. I think i smelt fine

[cosmo20002]

I accidentally was bathing myself in Axe Shampoo and I thought it was Axe Body Wash for almost a month. During Covid-19 even.

I'm wicked smaht. Wicked smaht.

Its basically the same thing. Both help remove "dirt."
You'll probably live.

[Peter Gibbons]

You know when the say volume building formula they’re not talking about your junk.

[hometeam]

Life pro tip.

Axe body wash = Axe shampoo

You are welcome.

[Bump]

I had a roommate once who bathed himself in palm olive dish cleaning liquid soap.

[BWillie]

Is your anal hair full bodied and silky smooth as a result? Asking for a friend.

I did notice it felt much fuller in volume thru this ordeal. May start using shampoo on my asshole in the future.

[seclark]

I did notice it felt much fuller in volume thru this ordeal. May start using shampoo on my asshole in the future.

There ya go.
Try the conditioner too.
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[Jewish Rabbi]

How often do you wash your ass???

[BWillie]

How often do you wash your ass???

Every god damn day.

[stevieray]

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9340537856/h9517947A/spraying-yourself-with-axe-body-spray-before-going-to-the-club-in-the-hopes-of-making-love-tonight

Do you look like this guy?

Ever ran out of shampoo and used soap to wash your hair?

[cdcox]

I had a roommate once who bathed himself in palm olive dish cleaning liquid soap.

Madge approves.

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[KurtCobain]

Do you think you've been more attracted to people who have sex with livestock during this time?

[jerryaldini]

I shampooed and washed with the dog's flea and tick. I was fine.

[KChiefs1]

I’ve started taking baths. It’s glorious.

[BWillie]

Do you think you've been more attracted to people who have sex with livestock during this time?

No?

[BWillie]

Do you look like this guy?

Ever ran out of shampoo and used soap to wash your hair?

Not really, but we are both good looking SOBs. Never used soap to wash my hair, makes it even worse I would imagine. I had some dry shampoo, like a powder that I used to use when I went camping and hiking. It just would kind of degrease your hair a little bit.

[stevieray]

Not really, but we are both good looking SOBs.

:spock:

[KurtCobain]

No?

I'll inform Hogfarmer.

[seclark]

I’ll also admit my wife ordered my shampoo online.
I now have 5 25.4oz bottles of the stuff in my bathroom closet.
I have more hair on my back and ass than I have on my head.
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[Otter]

Are you Gay?

[rabblerouser]

This has been a BWillie production.

[Rasputin]

How bad did you chaff yourself using shampoo to jerk your yurkin off?

[Baby Lee]

May start using shampoo on my asshole in the future.

Brings to mind an old classic.

Decidedly NSFW, not that anyone is at work.

After all these years, may be the single hardest I've ever laughed the first time I listened to a joke song. It sounds so earnest and professional, if you didn't listen to the lyrics you wouldn't think a thing about it being in the drivetime rotation on a classic rock station.

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[BWillie]

How bad did you chaff yourself using shampoo to jerk your yurkin off?

I go in dry

[scho63]

No, but I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.

Do you let children rub them as well? :eek:

[Demonpenz]

Brings to mind an old classic.

Decidedly NSFW, not that anyone is at work.

After all these years, may be the single hardest I've ever laughed the first time I listened to a joke song. It sounds so earnest and professional, if you didn't listen to the lyrics you wouldn't think a thing about it being in the drivetime rotation on a classic rock station.

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Man the pizza delivery guy line always sticks out

[Pepe Silvia]

Brings to mind an old classic.

Decidedly NSFW, not that anyone is at work.

After all these years, may be the single hardest I've ever laughed the first time I listened to a joke song. It sounds so earnest and professional, if you didn't listen to the lyrics you wouldn't think a thing about it being in the drivetime rotation on a classic rock station.

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First thing I thought of too. We used to get in trouble for playing this song. ROFL

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Are you Gay?

A shame that it took till page 3. We slipping.

[scho63]

Let me axe you a question.