TMZ got Earl Thomas

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Ravens?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Ravens</a> safety Earl Thomas says that there will be a report coming out tomorrow on TMZ regarding a domestic incident with his wife. He doesn&#39;t give much information but wanted to get ahead of the story... Video via his IG...<a href="https://t.co/SgBewrNkiO">pic.twitter.com/SgBewrNkiO</a></p>&mdash; NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1258233424193753088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Didn't phone home

[Jewish Rabbi]

Glad we didn’t trade for this piece of shit!!!

[FloridaMan88]

Earl was just reverse role playing his playoff performance with the wife...

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[eDave]

Earl was just reverse role playing his playoff performance with the wife...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AgonizingFaithfulIceblueredtopzebra-size_restricted.gif

How do you know it was him?


Pssst: NFL STAR HELD AT GUNPOINT BY WIFE... In Blowup Over Alleged Cheating

https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/06/earl-thomas-wife-arrested-gun-baltimore-ravens-star-cheating-allegations/

[smithandrew051]

Just read the story. He’s lucky to be alive.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Just read the story. He’s lucky to be alive.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NFL&#39;s Earl Thomas Held At Gunpoint By Wife In Violent Standoff, Cops Say <a href="https://t.co/hVSdwg0dvg">https://t.co/hVSdwg0dvg</a></p>&mdash; TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports) <a href="https://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1258236279684239370?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yeah she is crazy

[Baby Lee]

tweet's already deaded.

[Halfcan]

Remember when Earl said he was going to limit the big plays from Mahomes?

What a dumbass.

[Baby Lee]

tales from the quarantine.

some fare better than others.

[Tribal Warfare]

tweet's already deaded.


https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/06/earl-thomas-wife-arrested-gun-baltimore-ravens-star-cheating-allegations/

[Ubeja Vontell]

Seven time pro bowler, three time All Pro, great great player, hate to see negativity surrounding these guys.

[Tribal Warfare]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ravens safety Earl Thomas says in an Instagram post tonight that TMZ will have a report on an “altercation” between him and his wife, Nina, on Thursday.<br><br>“Stuff like this happens, bro. We’re trying to live the best life we possibly can, but sometimes it doesn’t go as planned.” <a href="https://t.co/PLavo2nmk3">pic.twitter.com/PLavo2nmk3</a></p>&mdash; Jonas Shaffer (@jonas_shaffer) <a href="https://twitter.com/jonas_shaffer/status/1258234535151579137?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Dante84]

He was in bed naked with some hoes... and his brother lol

[Rain Man]

If she had broken his leg, do you think he'd give her the finger as they were carting him off?

[RunKC]

Thought you guys knew the golden rule? It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

[RealSNR]

Seven time pro bowler, three time All Pro, great great player, hate to see negativity surrounding these guys.

No poop jokes.

No poop jokes for your kids.

No talking shit about shit-talking bitches on the internet.

You live a very boring life.

[Rain Man]

He and his brother are the Legion of Bang.

[rabblerouser]

Thought you guys knew the golden rule? It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

That brotherfucker.

[RealSNR]

I knew Earl Thomas was originally from Texas. I just didn't know he was from THAT part of Texas

[backinblack]

that's uh, quite the story.

[rabblerouser]

I knew Earl Thomas was originally from Texas. I just didn't know he was from THAT part of Texas

Steers and queers...Earl Thomas comes from the part where they ain't got no horns!

Sgt Baker-style.

[bowener]

Holy fucking shit.

Cops say one of the women in the house shot cell phone video of the incident ... which they say shows Nina pointing the gun at Earl's head "from less than a foot away and it can clearly be seen that Nina's finger was on the trigger and the safety is disengaged."

We nearly had another Steve McNair tragedy.

[rabblerouser]

Holy ****ing shit.



We nearly had another Steve McNair tragedy.

Yeah, well...she's his wife, he was cheating...what does he expect?

Yeah, he's lucky he's alive, but if she would've killed him, it would've still been his fault for fucking around. "Bitches be crazy" isn't some old wives' tale.

[BigRedChief]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Stuff like this happens” -Earl Thomas on his day that involved his wife holding him at gunpoint after she found him naked in a bed with another women andddddd his brother. <br><br> <a href="https://t.co/jHMCJpanu3">pic.twitter.com/jHMCJpanu3</a></p>&mdash; Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1258242596729769984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[rabblerouser]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Stuff like this happens” -Earl Thomas on his day that involved his wife holding him at gunpoint after she found him naked in a bed with another women andddddd his brother. <br><br> <a href="https://t.co/jHMCJpanu3">pic.twitter.com/jHMCJpanu3</a></p>&mdash; Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1258242596729769984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

"You'll have that on the big jobs" - Earl Thomas

Best Twitter quote : he was living his best life until his wife walked in...

[mr. tegu]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Stuff like this happens” -Earl Thomas on his day that involved his wife holding him at gunpoint after she found him naked in a bed with another women andddddd his brother. <br><br> <a href="https://t.co/jHMCJpanu3">pic.twitter.com/jHMCJpanu3</a></p>— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1258242596729769984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


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[Ubeja Vontell]

No poop jokes.

No poop jokes for your kids.

No talking shit about shit-talking bitches on the internet.

You live a very boring life.

If you think talking poop in any way shape or form is exciting, you need to cool playing critic skippy, ok?

I don't know any shit talking bitches, and never really have, never needed that low level bullshit. I'm into soft, mellow and sweet, you can keep hard mean women....YUCK!!!!!!!!!

[Halfcan]

*

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Bitch needs to be put away. Your partner cheating on you doesn't give you any right to threaten their life. It pisses me off how crazy woman are glamorized.

[Tribal Warfare]

Bitch needs to be put away. Your partner cheating on you doesn't give you any right to threaten their life. It pisses me off how crazy woman are glamorized.


At least she didn't burn his house to the ground like Andre Rison's Ex Lisa "left eye" Lopes.

When she found out he was creeping

[SPchief]

Yeah, well...she's his wife, he was cheating...what does he expect?

Yeah, he's lucky he's alive, but if she would've killed him, it would've still been his fault for fucking around. "Bitches be crazy" isn't some old wives' tale.

Just so we're clear here, you're saying that cheating is justifiable for murder?

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

If you want to get in to a fight with your brother. There has got to be an easier way

[RN47]

Meh, same soup warmed over; this will be completely forgotten in 3..2..1


But I will tell you this-- they had a short video of his wedding back in 2016, and my friends that was pure class. Actually, very classy. That crown he was wearing? My dawg. And that robe...dayum.


It looked like a mentally disabled 10 year old girl with lots and lots and lots of money put that together.

[chinaski]

Does Brooke know about this? I'm sure there is a feminist angle that she can exploit.

[KCUnited]

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[rabblerouser]

Just so we're clear here, you're saying that cheating is justifiable for murder?

No, dumbass. But it's certainly one way to make it happen.

[dlphg9]

Just so we're clear here, you're saying that cheating is justifiable for murder?

Have you ever walked in on your naked wife in bed with another man and your SIL? Im sure if I did I would kick my wife and the other dude out and then fuck my SIL.

[smithandrew051]

Have you ever walked in on your naked wife in bed with another man and your SIL? Im sure if I did I would kick my wife and the other dude out and then fuck my SIL.

So she should’ve fucked her BIL right there?

[BWillie]

Yeah, well...she's his wife, he was cheating...what does he expect?

Yeah, he's lucky he's alive, but if she would've killed him, it would've still been his fault for ****ing around. "Bitches be crazy" isn't some old wives' tale.

No it wouldn't. Cheating is a far cry from murder or threatening murder. Despicable behavior on both sides, but the wife is way way way more at fault. Just because you make a mistake like cheating should you expect to have your life threatened.

Think if the roles were reversed, would we ever even see Earl Thomas suit up again? No way. People would light that motherfucker on fire in the streets. As is normal in our society and even the legal system, you will see much more empathy and leniency because a female was perpetrator.

Understandable though. Different rules for different people and this is how life works.

[Rain Man]

https://i.imgur.com/n6cx3MG.gif

Having his wife point a gun at his head was only the second-worst thing to ever happen to Earl Thomas.

[burt]

No it wouldn't. Cheating is a far cry from murder or threatening murder. Despicable behavior on both sides, but the wife is way way way more at fault. Just because you make a mistake like cheating should you expect to have your life threatened.

Think if the roles were reversed, would we ever even see Earl Thomas suit up again? No way. People would light that motherfucker on fire in the streets. As is normal in our society and even the legal system, you will see much more empathy and leniency because a female was perpetrator.

Understandable though. Different rules for different people and this is how life works.

Wellllll, thank you Captain Obvious........

[Holladay]

Make up is a wonderful thing.

[burt]

Have you ever walked in on your naked wife in bed with another man and your SIL? Im sure if I did I would kick my wife and the other dude out and then fuck my SIL.

A LOT of us wanna fuck your SIL.......

[BWillie]

Wellllll, thank you Captain Obvious........

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[Pablo]

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Bah gawd is that a Kelce/Charles/Bowe tandem running free in that shot?

[Spott]

TMZ still sucks.

[kjwood75nro]

Yeah, well...she's his wife, he was cheating...what does he expect?



Yeah, he's lucky he's alive, but if she would've killed him, it would've still been his fault for fucking around. "Bitches be crazy" isn't some old wives' tale.She married a multi-millionaire celebrity with off-the-chart sexual market value, an NFL-caliber body and athleticism, whose job requires an unnatural amount of testosterone and dedication to succeed.

What does she expect?

[smithandrew051]

She married a multi-millionaire celebrity with off-the-chart sexual market value, an NFL-caliber body and athleticism, whose job requires an unnatural amount of testosterone and dedication to succeed.

What does she expect?

I think he told her that he had changed and that he isn’t like other guys

[mdstu]

This would make an interesting poll.

Would you prefer:

A) Being threatened with a gun.
B) Walking in on your significant other and their sibling double teaming a random person.


I've had both happen to me. Long term the gun in my face was much less traumatic.

FTR, my ex wasn't with her sister, and I didn't physically catch her. I did bust her in a way that she couldn't deny it. I've never been so hurt in my life.

[Rain Man]

Bah gawd is that a Kelce/Charles/Bowe tandem running free in that shot?

I don't remember that specific play. I wonder if he scored. It looks like he had open field in front of him, so unless Tyreek Hill was playing defense for the Seahawks that day I'm going to guess that he did.

[ThaVirus]

I don't remember that specific play. I wonder if he scored. It looks like he had open field in front of him, so unless Tyreek Hill was playing defense for the Seahawks that day I'm going to guess that he did.

It was a big play but Sherman tackles Charles shortly after the ending of this gif.

That was a great game. Good team win.. shame we didn't make it to the playoffs that season.

[Rain Man]

It was a big play but Sherman tackles Charles shortly after the ending of this gif.

That was a great game. Good team win.. shame we didn't make it to the playoffs that season.

Rats.

But at least we won.

[ThaVirus]

Rats.

But at least we won.

Yep.. Just a quick correction on my part, Chancellor is actually the one who makes the tackle with a bit of help. Looked like Jamaal got spooked by Sherman our of the corner of his eye and tried stop and cut outside but got stopped by Chancellor.

160 yards and 2 TDs on 20 carries for JC that day.

[Pablo]

Yep.. Just a quick correction on my part, Chancellor is actually the one who makes the tackle with a bit of help. Looked like Jamaal got spooked by Sherman our of the corner of his eye and tried stop and cut outside but got stopped by Chancellor.

160 yards and 2 TDs on 20 carries for JC that day.

Fuck I miss JC.

[Gravedigger]

If he is looking for a way out then this would give him that in spades. This is in the middle of Tyreek and Belcher, luckily it didn't get to the worst case scenario, but the toxicity of the relationship is only something that he can help. I'm sure he loves her, with so many good memories, I just hope it doesn't cost him his life, or his family theirs.

[Coochie liquor]

So she should’ve fucked her BIL right there?

That’s how you put respect on his name.

[Frazod]

Yeah, well...she's his wife, he was cheating...what does he expect?

Yeah, he's lucky he's alive, but if she would've killed him, it would've still been his fault for fucking around. "Bitches be crazy" isn't some old wives' tale.

https://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/karen-from-goodfellas-with-gun.png?w=500

[Sorry]

No it wouldn't. Cheating is a far cry from murder or threatening murder. Despicable behavior on both sides, but the wife is way way way more at fault. Just because you make a mistake like cheating should you expect to have your life threatened.

Think if the roles were reversed, would we ever even see Earl Thomas suit up again? No way. People would light that mother****er on fire in the streets. As is normal in our society and even the legal system, you will see much more empathy and leniency because a female was perpetrator.

Understandable though. Different rules for different people and this is how life works.

Cheating isn't a mistake though, and it's completely understandable that emotive human beings unravel at their entire psyche/world being burned down to the ground. Not everyone has the same coping mechanisms for such devastating news nor grew up in a home being taught how to deal with such betrayal. It's obv. it doesn't justify murder but depending on the case I wouldn't feel sorry for the person getting shot because of it.

[Garcia Bronco]

https://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/karen-from-goodfellas-with-gun.png?w=500

Just another Karen.

Never pull a gun unless you are willing to use it.

[Frazod]

Cheating isn't a mistake though, and it's completely understandable that emotive human beings unravel at their entire psyche/world being burned down to the ground. Not everyone has the same coping mechanisms for such devastating news nor grew up in a home being taught how to deal with such betrayal. It's obv. it doesn't justify murder but depending on the case I wouldn't feel sorry for the person getting shot because of it.

I'm thinking if you're going to tag team some skank with your brother, you probably shouldn't do it AT HOME. What a fucking moron. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

If she had shot him, under the circumstances, I wouldn't blame her. And she'd be very sympathetic in the eyes of a jury. The people instantly demonizing her should try to imagine how they'd react if they came home, opened the bedroom door and found two guys banging their wife or girlfriend in their own bed. It's not a situation a normal person could be prepared for.

[ThaVirus]

I'm thinking if you're going to tag team some skank with your brother, you probably shouldn't do it AT HOME. What a fucking moron. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

If she had shot him, under the circumstances, I wouldn't blame her. And she'd be very sympathetic in the eyes of a jury. The people instantly demonizing her should try to imagine how they'd react if they came home, opened the bedroom door and found two guys banging their wife or girlfriend in their own bed. It's not a situation a normal person could be prepared for.

Story says Thomas and his bro were banging skanks at an AirBnB.

His wife logged into his Snapchat, after he left their home following an argument, to pinpoint his location. Then she called two of her girls to roll over and confront him lol

[KCUnited]

Leaked video confirms Earl's brother has a stronger swim move than Ed Reeds

[redfan]

Double team with your bio bro, nice. This is a new level of dick-brothers.

[Brody Wa]

It ain’t no fun if the homeys don’t get none.

[luv]

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[Frazod]

Story says Thomas and his bro were banging skanks at an AirBnB.

His wife logged into his Snapchat, after he left their home following an argument, to pinpoint his location. Then she called two of her girls to roll over and confront him lol

My bad - didn't read the story. That would take the "crime of passion" aspect out of it - sounds like she went looking for trouble. While armed. She'd have done real time had she pulled the trigger.

I guess the moral of this story is keep your Snapchat password to yourself if you're gonna be banging hos.

[sedated]

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LMAO That was funny even before I noticed it was Mark Ingram

[Frazod]

I'd just like to add, I'm so glad this has nothing to do with the Chiefs.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

I am expecting the sandwich filling to be related as well

[Halfcan]

Ravens are going to be a shit show this year.

[Pablo]

I'm just trying to think how fucked up I'd need to be to go halfsies on a skank with my brother. Like, I don't need that in my memory bank forever.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

There is a #2 bucket list. Shit you take to the grave. I'd say this might have qualifed

[SAUTO]

Just so we're clear here, you're saying that cheating is justifiable for murder?

that's what it looks like.

He was right, bitches be crazy. RR's post proves it once again.

[staylor26]

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Is this real? LMAO

[SAUTO]

Have you ever walked in on your naked wife in bed with another man and your SIL? Im sure if I did I would kick my wife and the other dude out and then fuck my SIL.
My uncle was out hunting once and came home to his business partner on bed with his wife. He had walked in the house with his loaded rifle in his hand and he was a good enough person to just walk back out.

I've always doubted I would. I don't want to ever find out.

[SAUTO]

I'm thinking if you're going to tag team some skank with your brother, you probably shouldn't do it AT HOME. What a fucking moron. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

If she had shot him, under the circumstances, I wouldn't blame her. And she'd be very sympathetic in the eyes of a jury. The people instantly demonizing her should try to imagine how they'd react if they came home, opened the bedroom door and found two guys banging their wife or girlfriend in their own bed. It's not a situation a normal person could be prepared for.

Uhhhh someone didn't read. Lol

[SAUTO]

Is this real? LMAO

I'm dying

[notorious]

Leaked video confirms Earl's brother has a stronger swim move than Ed Reeds

Holy shit. LMAO

[Halfcan]

This is just the kind of distraction the Ravens didn't need. Can't wait to beat those punk ass bitches again.

[rabblerouser]

that's what it looks like.

He was right, bitches be crazy. RR's post proves it once again.

Not justifiable, but...I understand how cheating can lead to murder.

It happens.

[eDave]

Thomas hasn't tweeted since January.

[PunkinDrublic]

Anybody following the Jay Cutler divorce? That bitch wanted 5 million from him to move into a new mansion. I read where he immediately froze all his accounts and told her to get a job. Apparently she’s divorcing him because he sits around the house too much being lazy and unmotivated.

[Perineum Ripper]

Anybody following the Jay Cutler divorce? That bitch wanted 5 million from him to move into a new mansion. I read where he immediately froze all his accounts and told her to get a job. Apparently she’s divorcing him because he sits around the house too much being lazy and unmotivated.


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[rabblerouser]

Anybody following the Jay Cutler divorce? That bitch wanted 5 million from him to move into a new mansion. I read where he immediately froze all his accounts and told her to get a job. Apparently she’s divorcing him because he sits around the house too much being lazy and unmotivated.

Oh my God, what a MESS.

She's a fucking BITCH. Most women would be okay with their man staying home with the kids if they could afford it - and they most certainly can afford it.

It just doesn't "look good" to her. She didn't really love him. Bitch.

[SAUTO]

Oh my God, what a MESS.

She's a fucking BITCH. Most women would be okay with their man staying home with the kids if they could afford it - and they most certainly can afford it.

It just doesn't "look good" to her. She didn't really love him. Bitch.

who said he stays home with the kids? how do you know "it just doesnt look good to her"?

[rabblerouser]

who said he stays home with the kids? how do you know "it just doesnt look good to her"?

Because I can fucking read?

https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/chicago-bears-jay-cutler-divorce-kristin-cavallari-saw-him-lazy-unmotivated-221526367.html

Cutler, 36, spent 12 seasons in the NFL, most notably with the Bears. He retired after the 2016 season in Chicago and was poised to make the transition to the broadcast booth, though came out of retirement for one last shot with the Miami Dolphins — which didn’t go well. He retired for good after the 2017 season.

He has appeared on their reality show “Very Cavallari” on the E! Network since 2018, which provided an inside look at Cutler’s life as a stay-at-home dad with their three kids on their Tennessee farm.

While Cutler is allowed to want to rest after spending more than a decade in the NFL — something that would take a significant toll on anyone – the lifestyle change apparently wasn’t for Cavallari.

Hey SAUTO,

Why are you such a douchebag all the time? I have an excuse to be a callous, paranoid, defensive prick - my mama didn't love me and it's fucked up all my relationships throughout my life.

What's your reason?

[PunkinDrublic]

Oh my God, what a MESS.

She's a ****ing BITCH. Most women would be okay with their man staying home with the kids if they could afford it - and they most certainly can afford it.

It just doesn't "look good" to her. She didn't really love him. Bitch.

He spent twelve years getting the shit kicked out of him he’s allowed to chill at home with family and figure it out. She’s an ungrateful bitch from all appearances.

[rabblerouser]

He spent twelve years getting the shit kicked out of him he’s allowed to chill at home with family and figure it out. She’s an ungrateful bitch from all appearances.

She would rather have the kids with a nanny or a sitter and have him out on the circuit, turning a $68m fortune into a $70m fortune.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Spring is coming. But the pool boy wont. Get out!

[Ubeja Vontell]

Why do so many people struggle trying to make a marriage work? It's not all that hard...IF....you make damn sure you are ready to settle down.

Will be 38 years in Sept, everything smooth as it can get. Sex never a problem, $$$$$ not a problem, key.......communicate/listen.

A man better be over that strange pussy thing before thinking about getting married. And lazy will not work, you are a team so do your part.

[luv]

that's what it looks like.

He was right, bitches be crazy. RR's post proves it once again.

That bitch be crazy. This bitch would have divorced him and taken half before his career goes down the toilet.

[seclark]

Why do so many people struggle trying to make a marriage work? It's not all that hard...IF....you make damn sure you are ready to settle down.

Will be 38 years in Sept, everything smooth as it can get. Sex never a problem, $$$$$ not a problem, key.......communicate/listen.

A man better be over that strange pussy thing before thinking about getting married. And lazy will not work, you are a team so do your part.

yeah, yeah...and don't marry a bitch.
40 years for me in sept.
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[Ubeja Vontell]

yeah, yeah...and don't marry a bitch.
40 years for me in sept.
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We lived together for a year before getting married, while not an official....trial run....it was.

One thing I have learned over the years about women is do they put others over themselves, if they do you got a honey. Selfish women are the bitches.

[seclark]

We lived together for a year before getting married, while not an official....trial run....it was.

One thing I have learned over the years about women is do they put others over themselves, if they do you got a honey. Selfish women are the bitches.
we were 15 years old when we started dating. been together ever since.
so what...you and i are both old fuckers.
don't mean we know it all.
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[Ubeja Vontell]

we were 15 years old when we started dating. been together ever since.
so what...you and i are both old ****ers.
don't mean we know it all.
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i was 33 she was 21, we met at a bar, I was looking to settle down she wanted a family, yep, perfect.

You do learn things with experience, so many things I would have done differently knowing what I know now compared to what I knew then.

[seclark]

so many things I would have done differently knowing what I know now compared to what I knew then.

well, i wouldn't have tossed those golf balls in the gas tank of my old vw beetle so when i heard them rolling around i knew to find a station cause i didn't know how to fix the gas gauge. fucked it up pretty bad after awhile.
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[Ubeja Vontell]

well, i wouldn't have tossed those golf balls in the gas tank of my old vw beetle so when i heard them rolling around i knew to find a station cause i didn't know how to fix the gas gauge. ****ed it up pretty bad after awhile.
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Never heard that one before, ha~~~~

i would have ....yes sir...to cops, instead of....fuck you.

Would have learned about cars, I'm....duh!

Would have stayed in the navy.

[Hydrae]

well, i wouldn't have tossed those golf balls in the gas tank of my old vw beetle so when i heard them rolling around i knew to find a station cause i didn't know how to fix the gas gauge. ****ed it up pretty bad after awhile.
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ROFL

[Mecca]

Rumor is flying about now. The Ravens have a zero tolerance policy on domestic violence since Ray Rice. There is a bit of rumor/speculation that they are going to claim Earl violated his contract with this incident and they can cut him with no financial obligations.

[rabblerouser]

Rumor is flying about now. The Ravens have a zero tolerance policy on domestic violence since Ray Rice. There is a bit of rumor/speculation that they are going to claim Earl violated his contract with this incident and they can cut him with no financial obligations.

Good, he can finally go to the Cowboys with the rest of the overpaid pansies and get ran the fuck over by more big D in big D.

[staylor26]

Rumor is flying about now. The Ravens have a zero tolerance policy on domestic violence since Ray Rice. There is a bit of rumor/speculation that they are going to claim Earl violated his contract with this incident and they can cut him with no financial obligations.

Lol no chance. He was the “victim”. There’s no pressure to do anything.

[Megatron96]

It just cracks me up that anyone takes TMZ seriously. When was the last time they actually got a story right? Or more to the point, how many times do they get the story wrong? Not that it matters to many on CP, apparently, since they will still jump on the wagon and post whatever nonsense TMZ publishes without a second thought.

[rydogg58]

It just cracks me up that anyone takes TMZ seriously. When was the last time they actually got a story right? Or more to the point, how many times do they get the story wrong? Not that it matters to many on CP, apparently, since they will still jump on the wagon and post whatever nonsense TMZ publishes without a second thought.

TMZ isn't in the business to get stories right or wrong. It's all about publicity.

[jerryaldini]

The people instantly demonizing her should try to imagine how they'd react if they came home, opened the bedroom door and found two guys banging their wife or girlfriend in their own bed. It's not a situation a normal person could be prepared for.

Just a standard setup on pornhub

[Tribal Warfare]

It just cracks me up that anyone takes TMZ seriously. When was the last time they actually got a story right? Or more to the point, how many times do they get the story wrong? Not that it matters to many on CP, apparently, since they will still jump on the wagon and post whatever nonsense TMZ publishes without a second thought.

Seriously enough to have Kareem being cut and playing for the Browns

[SAUTO]

Because I can fucking read?

https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/chicago-bears-jay-cutler-divorce-kristin-cavallari-saw-him-lazy-unmotivated-221526367.html



Hey SAUTO,

Why are you such a douchebag all the time? I have an excuse to be a callous, paranoid, defensive prick - my mama didn't love me and it's fucked up all my relationships throughout my life.

What's your reason?

I can't stand people who cry about shit that happened when they were kids and act like a victim their whole lives.

[rabblerouser]

I can't stand people who cry about shit that happened when they were kids and act like a victim their whole lives.

Exactly. That's why I own my own assholeishness.

What is your excuse again? Why are you so snarky about something that you could've found out for yourself via google?

Why are such an insufferable prick?

I can't stand pretend tough guys who get snarky over something they could've googled themselves and answered their own question.

Your schtick has become tiresome :

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AggressiveIllinformedIndri-small.gif

[rabblerouser]

who said he stays home with the kids? how do you know "it just doesnt look good to her"?

Jesus, you're fucking stupid.

[SAUTO]

There's no pretend here.

I'm there exact same guy here as I am in real life.

[SAUTO]

Jesus, you're fucking stupid.

I'm not seeing where that said she didn't like how it looked... you made that part up.

[SAUTO]

And the issue could be that while he is staying home he's not doing the dad part very well. Maybe a little too much drinking.

But that's just what I've heard.

[rabblerouser]

There's no pretend here.

I'm there exact same guy here as I am in real life.

Fuck that shit.

[SAUTO]

Fuck that shit.

Sorry you're too big of a bitch to act like you do here in real life.

I'm not.

I don't have to like or be nice to anyone.

[SAUTO]

I've found life is much easier if you're just real.

[FAX]

I've found life is much easier if you're just real.

Easy to say when you're not a reincarnated 17th Century pirate.

FAX

[SAUTO]

Easy to say when you're not a reincarnated 17th Century pirate.

FAX

I've always thought I was more mongol warrior.

[2bikemike]

I had a really good friend who was blown away by his crazy ass wife. Actually they were like oil and water. She was a ragin Cajun creole and he was a typical brash New Yawker. They fought constantly until she blew him away.

At her trial she tried the abused wife defense. The judge said she gave as much as she got! Locked her ass up and as far as I know she is still there.

[Megatron96]

Seriously enough to have Kareem being cut and playing for the Browns

Meh. They got one right. Had to have a 5 minute video to get it right. Overall, TMZ is about as credible as the National Enquirer, or Al-Jazeera. Even in this story, they first imply that Earl was the aggressor, not his wife.