Have you ever slept with someone who would be classified as obese?

[TLO]

Discussion below.

I'll put the poll on private.

[Megatron96]

Negative, Ghost-Rider, the pattern was full . . .

[44yearsandcounting]

At the time, no.

See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside.

[Pointer19]

Only once... how is your mother, by the way?

[Pablo]

Just once.

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[dlphg9]

The men of CP only date 10s, so I bet "No" wins in a land slide.

[listopencil]

Are you going by BMI? Because naturally thick chicks will register as obese by BMI and still be very fuckable.

[threebag]

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[Kman34]

Does BJs count??

[old_geezer]

Does sleeping with myself count? Just asking for a friend. :evil:

[threebag]

Does BJs count??

She swallowed didn’t she?

[RustShack]

I voted yes, but it was a one night stand and I’m not sure if she technically was or not. Just bigger than average.

[BryanBusby]

Billay considers himself husky, so gonna check no.

[ThaVirus]

Absolutely. I fucked a fatty once after the club at like 4 am. I cast out a couple "You up?"s but didn't get any bites. The big girl had been trying to fuck me for a while so I slid on over. Not my finest moment, but I truly don't give a shit.

I also took head from a fatty once. I would have fucked her too but she had a boyfriend and didn't want to go that far lol

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Planeters are porn stars in repose. Waiting for a load big enough to fill an average KC pothole

[phisherman]

Do blowjobs count as "sleeping with them"?

[LiveSteam]

Yes. But they were not obese 30 years ago. When we humped

[KurtCobain]

Yes.

[KCUnited]

Of course. Nothing wrong with a Slump Buster, Bag of Snacks, Human Toilet, etc. Wherever the early morning takes you.

[Kman34]

She swallowed didn’t she?

How do you think she got fat??:)

[notorious]

How do you think she got fat??:)

Twinkies?

[rabblerouser]

Twinkies?

ROFL
LMAO

[Hoover]

I sleep with myself every night...

[scho63]

Fat chicks got tight pussies, try harder and suck a good dick.

Skinny chicks got tunnels in their pussies, lay there like a dead fish and don't try so hard.

[Ubeja Vontell]

Why would anyone have to go that route? Never been anywhere and not find good looking women.

Fat females simply don't turn me on.

i'll pass


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[CarlosCarson27]

no

[CarlosCarson27]

I sleep with myself every night...

liar

[CrazyPhuD]

No there was no sleeping involved!

[kcxiv]

aint been with a lot of women, but i have had skinny, regular, thick and a bit more then thick! also, been with some chick who was 6'3 and im 5'9, that was weird, but i said fuck it! lets do this!

[MeaTy The Pimp]

I cannot tell a lie. Yes. Unfortunately, I have been too drunk, lost bets, and been a good wingman.

[bdj23]

Once

That's when I found out that when women on PoF only post head shots they are always fat chicks.

[redfan]

Private poll for accuracy.
And yes, I've been a-whalin'. Sheeeet, I'm a proud member of the 250+ club!

[Spott]

Once

That's when I found out that when women on PoF only post head shots they are always fat chicks.

At least you followed through with the date. :)

[oldman]

I voted "Maybe" since I haven't been with anyone else but oldwoman in over 50 years. I figured that was a safe bet in case she reads this. But before, I'm sure I did since it was the '60s. The older (she was 22 or so and I was 16-17) female that I consider to be my greatest teacher was a few pounds overweight, but certainly not obese.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

When fun to be with overrules, want to be seen with. You will do alright

[Demonpenz]

I didn't until my wife met phobia

[BucEyedPea]

Fat chicks got tight pussies, try harder and suck a good dick.

Skinny chicks got tunnels in their pussies, lay there like a dead fish and don't try so hard.

What about the in-betweens or the just-rights?

Are they are mix of the two for middle-of-the road?

[bdj23]

At least you followed through with the date. :)

I wouldn't call it a date lmao. I'm just glad I had been drinking all day and none of my roommates at the time were home.

I'll never forget, she gave me a magnum condom to put on.. I was like wtf am I supposed to do with this? Put a newspaper in it? Thankfully I was so drunk and disappointing to her she left right afterwards and never messaged me again.

[Spott]

I wouldn't call it a date lmao. I'm just glad I had been drinking all day and none of my roommates at the time were home.

I'll never forget, she gave me a magnum condom to put on.. I was like wtf am I supposed to do with this? Put a newspaper in it? Thankfully I was so drunk and disappointing to her she left right afterwards and never messaged me again.

To be fair, she probably just assumed you needed a magnum because you were a CP regular. Apparently only 99.9% of us are endowed like a horse.

You are dead on about the profiles with just headshots. I learned from that mistake a couple of times back in the day. The perfectly side angled face selfie is a dead giveaway.

[lewdog]

Sure have.

Taste tasting Mad Dog 20/20 will lead you to do unimaginable things.

Woof.

[jjchieffan]

Actually, I prefer women with some meat on their bones. I like to look at skinny girls, but I've met very few that I wanted to be intimate with. But that could be that I equate them to my mom and sisters, who are all petite.

[keg in kc]

Yes, for a few months. And I still beat myself up for it 15 years later.

I don't know how it is now (probably worse), but there was a period in the mid-aughts where the interwebs were just full of big chicks pretending they were not.

I don't think I could stomach even a little bit of roll now. The only women I find attractive are athletic ones. But I'm pretty fat myself, so I don't even bother. Not that much of a hypocrite.

[Bowser]

There are (so far) 32 liars posting on ChiefsPlanet.

[Bearcat]

Actually, I prefer women with some meat on their bones. I like to look at skinny girls, but I've met very few that I wanted to be intimate with. But that could be that I equate them to my mom and sisters, who are all petite.

I find it pretty strange what some guys consider fat... attractiveness is subjective of course, but the inability to touch your index finger with your thumb around her thigh doesn't mean she's a fatty.


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[Demonpenz]

[QUOTE=keg in kc;14961767]Yes, for a few months. And I still beat myself up for it 15 years later.

I don't know how it is now (probably worse), but there was a period in the mid-aughts where the interwebs were just full of big chicks pretending they were not.

I don't think I could stomach even a little bit of roll now. The only women I find attractive are athletic ones. But I'm pretty fat myself, so I don't even bother. Not that much of a hypocrite.


Clay without the drive to workout or do anything above and beyond games and whacking off would be where i am at for life. I will say this some of the posters wives look like sea donkeys but i can't remember any of them being really fat. I brought cheese dip to several events and everyone ate it normal. Fat chicks eat nachos like a storm just gulping and not chewing. Maybe washing it down with grave.

[keg in kc]

Clay without the drive to workout or do anything above and beyond games and whacking off would be where i am at for life.I ain't one to criticize. That's a pretty fair description of my own life there, penz. ROFL

[TwistedChief]

Why would anyone have to go that route? Never been anywhere and not find good looking women.

Fat females simply don't turn me on.

i'll pass


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Translation: if she doesn't run a sub-5.0 40, she's not good enough to sleep with Ubeja.

[Skyy God]

Of course. Nothing wrong with a Slump Buster, Bag of Snacks, Human Toilet, etc. Wherever the early morning takes you.

This.

You don’t hit home rums every at bat.

[TLO]

Only once... how is your mother, by the way?

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[Eureka]

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200 in HS = you went hoggin at some point. You’ve def been BIG pimpin’

[BWillie]

Hey, I've ****ed my fair of fat chicks but I've never fornicated with anyone. - Bad Santa

[Dartgod]

A lot of liars in this thread. ROFL

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Nah, I wouldn't be able to get hard.

[seclark]

Had one chance, I was 14 and she was 18
Hefty mama
If it wasn’t for those canker sores all over her mouth, I might have gone for it
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[KChiefs1]

Yes & it was great.

[Easy 6]

Yeah back in high school, she was in her twenties, the cousin of a buddy I was partying with that night

We were both so sloppy drunk I barely recall any of it

I won’t go hogging at my age even though I’m in a major slump, don’t wanna waste my time and it’s not fair to them... I’m too old to be a heartless user

If I’m not genuinely attracted, I’d rather just be alone

[Rain Man]

Only if you count 3 supermodels at once who totaled 330 pounds.

[burt]

Does sleeping with myself count? Just asking for a friend. :evil:

And that is why I voted yes!

[burt]

1) I was young, dumb and full of cum. Woulda fucked a knot hole in a tree.

2) I was working a temp job in a Mall Jewelry store. District manager took us out for drinks. Hard to say but she was an attractive fat woman. Hit the hell outta that.

3) I was a bartender. We had two overweight, plain faced regulars. Called one Gretta and the other reGretta. Went out for cocktails after work one night...woke up wit reGretta.

4) Good friend of mine hit on me right after my divorce. Hit that several times. She was grateful so...very giving in the bedroom.

So...yeah....I have

[scho63]

Classified no; suspected yes

[Rain Man]

For reference, here's a table that shows the thresholds for obesity. I'm not sure why they decided to have heights of 4-12 and 5-12, but I guess that's technically acceptable.

https://caloriesburnedhq.com/img/BMI-Chart.jpg