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FAX
05-11-2020, 11:35 AM
For? Or, against?

FAX

Disclaimers; Sorry if re-post.

seclark
05-11-2020, 11:37 AM
for
it's a free country
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HonestChieffan
05-11-2020, 11:38 AM
I stand for midget rights

Rain Man
05-11-2020, 11:50 AM
We should always embrace diversity of choice and capitalism. If there's a market for it, then it should be allowed to flourish.

EPodolak
05-11-2020, 11:51 AM
I stand for midget rights

Stand TALL for midget rights!

seclark
05-11-2020, 11:52 AM
we could all kick in and hire one to wash dongers legs.
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Pitt Gorilla
05-11-2020, 11:59 AM
We should always embrace diversity of choice and capitalism. If there's a market for it, then it should be allowed to flourish.

Rain Man driving the cocaine train!

Mephistopheles Janx
05-11-2020, 12:09 PM
I'm 100% all about it.

I dated a midget once... I was nuts over her.

Bwana
05-11-2020, 12:41 PM
we could all kick in and hire one to wash dongers legs.
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LMAO

listopencil
05-11-2020, 01:23 PM
Is there some sort of Midget Conformity Association that can rate the midget strippers by symmetry and relative size of various body parts? Say the midgets can pay to be rated by an independent board. Maybe get a star rating either by tattoo or by placard that they can display. I understand that the head may have to be unusually large compared to the body.

tatorhog
05-11-2020, 01:50 PM
I stand for midget rights

this seems like an actually appropriate time to take a knee?

JohnnyHammersticks
05-11-2020, 03:21 PM
Midget upskirt porn is about to explode imo.

Graystoke
05-11-2020, 04:04 PM
I am for all things midget.

Midget Stripping
Midget Bowling
Midget Wrestling


That's the short of it

jdubya
05-11-2020, 04:08 PM
another useless thread without pictures

Mahomes_Is_God
05-11-2020, 04:16 PM
Look up Gemma Suicide. Hottest midget ever (images NSFW)

Kman34
05-11-2020, 04:23 PM
And then the midgets...... Took their clothes off...

Mahomes_Is_God
05-11-2020, 04:27 PM
Also, dude, midget is not the preferred nomenclature. Little persons, please.

Kman34
05-11-2020, 05:29 PM
Also, dude, midget is not the preferred nomenclature. Little persons, please.

And then the little persons..... Took their clothes off....

CarlosCarson27
05-11-2020, 05:52 PM
Nope

Pepe Silvia
05-11-2020, 06:38 PM
I once saw a midget pornstar get pulled out of a suitcase on HBO.

hometeam
05-11-2020, 08:26 PM
For for someone else.

Against for myself.

Ubeja Vontell
05-11-2020, 08:30 PM
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Pepe Silvia
05-11-2020, 08:30 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Qdk6xLbpHGE" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

She looks like she’s wearing a diaper in the thumbnail.

Rain Man
05-11-2020, 09:03 PM
I once saw a midget pornstar get pulled out of a suitcase on HBO.

Did she have a small trunk?

Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 12:00 AM
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Would not. She looks like a ****ing child.

Now this girl on the other hand...

https://i.imgur.com/5JK6M6Z.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/ef/df/1aefdf5c632bae9b6c2a6792a7b77bd5.jpg

Mmmmmm...

Pepe Silvia
05-12-2020, 12:29 AM
Would not. She looks like a ****ing child.

Now this girl on the other hand...

https://i.imgur.com/5JK6M6Z.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/ef/df/1aefdf5c632bae9b6c2a6792a7b77bd5.jpg

Mmmmmm...

Would definitely hit it. Dare I say eat her ass too?

listopencil
05-12-2020, 12:48 AM
I am for all things midget.

Midget Stripping
Midget Bowling
Midget Wrestling


That's the short of it

Midget Wrestling is the greatest thing ever.

Pepe Silvia
05-12-2020, 12:53 AM
Midget buttholes are the cure to corona.

Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 12:56 AM
Would definitely hit it. Dare I say eat her ass too

Oh for sure brother. Her ass is just as amazing as her tiddies but I couldn't find any pg-13 pics of it.

eDave
05-12-2020, 12:56 AM
Yea, those pics aren't doing it for me. I love our small people, but they do look funny.

Ubeja Vontell
05-12-2020, 12:59 AM
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https://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/photos/lilbeavr.gif


https://tshaonline.org/sites/default/files/images/handbook/BB/bradley_cowboy_bob.jpg


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Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 01:04 AM
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https://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/photos/lilbeavr.gif


https://tshaonline.org/sites/default/files/images/handbook/BB/bradley_cowboy_bob.jpg

Dude, no body here is into your weird perverted shit. Keep it to yourself.

Ubeja Vontell
05-12-2020, 01:08 AM
Dude, no body here is into your weird perverted shit. Keep it to yourself.

Dude, shut the fuck up ya freak.



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Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 01:11 AM
Dude, shut the **** up ya freak.

Resorting to name-calling now? I am so disappointed in you.

Ubeja Vontell
05-12-2020, 01:14 AM
Resorting to name-calling now? I am so disappointed in you.

Talk midgets guy, ok?



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrjK7GqUMAIxZcG.jpg

Pepe Silvia
05-12-2020, 01:16 AM
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Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 01:19 AM
Talk midgets guy, ok?



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrjK7GqUMAIxZcG.jpg

I'm pretty sure the OP wasn't talking gay cowboy midget porn, but whatever ubeja, you do you.

Ubeja Vontell
05-12-2020, 01:24 AM
I'm pretty sure the OP wasn't talking gay cowboy midget porn, but whatever ubeja, you do you.


Dude, here is thread #13



I am for all things midget.

Midget Stripping
Midget Bowling
Midget Wrestling


That's the short of it


Why not tell him what you told me, well? I wasn't the first to talk midget wrestling, why act like I was.....well?

Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 01:28 AM
Dude, here is thread #13



I am for all things midget.

Midget Stripping
Midget Bowling
Midget Wrestling


That's the short of it


Why not tell him what you told me, well? I wasn't the first to talk midget wrestling, why act like I was.....well?

Because you're the village idiot, that's why.

Ubeja Vontell
05-12-2020, 01:31 AM
Because you're the village idiot, that's why.

Don't think so little fella, can totally take your dumbass to school talking everything. Wanna put it to the test dummy?

Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 01:35 AM
Don't think so little fella, can totally take your dumbass to school talking everything. Wanna put it to the test dummy?

No, I'm not playing trivia questions with you. Fuck off and get a job.

Ubeja Vontell
05-12-2020, 01:43 AM
No, I'm not playing trivia questions with you. **** off and get a job.

You came to me bitch, so you fuck off ya stupid idiot.

Mahomes_Is_God
05-12-2020, 02:03 AM
You came to me bitch, so you **** off ya stupid idiot.

Please respect the thread topic, ubeja. You're being rambunctious again.

threebag
05-12-2020, 02:17 AM
No, I'm not playing trivia questions with you. Fuck off and get a job.

ROFL

ptlyon
05-12-2020, 06:29 AM
This went well...

MahiMike
05-12-2020, 06:48 AM
OMG no! I get creeped out every time my wife watches those midget farmers.

FAX
05-12-2020, 07:20 AM
Dear fabulously talented mods:

Mr. Ubeja Vontell has turned my perfectly fine "Midget Stripper Opinion Thread" into a bizarre and freakish exposition of midget cowboys and a photographic exhibition featuring (what appears to be) midget mutant escapees from Dr. Moreau's island.

I, the founder and creator of this thread-thing, am stunned and shocked. (And a little queasy, if truth were told.)

FAX THE STUNNED AND SHOCKED