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[jaa1025]

It's my anniversary tomorrow. Well, it's our 1.5 anniversary. We eloped in November of 2018 and didn't tell our families. So we had our "fake" wedding a year ago tomorrow with friends and family. We already celebrated our anniversary in November so I didn't think anything of it until yesterday when the wife said something.

I'm at a loss. I have no idea what to do, what to get. Thankfully, she doesn't like jewelry ($$). In November I put together a nice picture album of our time together, flowers, dinner etc.

I need ideas. She likes thoughtful gifts more than expensive.

[Satan]

Your wife committed adultery. Twice.

[sd4chiefs]

Get her a nice power tool.:hmmm:

[Jesus Christ]

Have you considered frankincense?

[jaa1025]

Have you considered frankincense?

What is that?

[Naptown Chief]

Is she into stereotypical romantic stuff? Roses, candlelight, her favorite dinner/movie type thing?

Perhaps a day at the spa with her friend or mom/sister whatever

Anything practical (if she's more that type. My last ex was) she needs? Vacuum, new phone, etc?

A homemade book of IOU- Backrub, kid duty, whatever?

If she's more the feisty type, take her rioting?

[Jesus Christ]

What is that?

It's a really crappy fucking present to get for your birth, that's what it is.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Anal is always a good option.

[Satan]

What is that?

It's known as the king of essential oils as it has a variety of notable uses and benefits. It's revered for its ability to beautify and rejuvenate skin when applied topically, and to promote cellular health and immunity and produce a healthy inflammatory response.

[POND_OF_RED]

If you already celebrated your anniversary in November and she’s wanting you to do something for the 1.5 year “fake” anniversary I’d get her a new whip and maybe a new leash for yourself.

[eDave]

How about some sort of momento related to your elopement.

[Rasputin]

Take her fishing. Fishing is the answer to every problem.

[ping2000]

This isn't rocket science.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200602/76855c5a1758219e289f03117dc02fa0.jpg

[Jewish Rabbi]

I can send you a picture of my dick to give her :shrug:

[Jewish Rabbi]

This isn't rocket science.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200602/76855c5a1758219e289f03117dc02fa0.jpg

Is that a butt plug attachment?

[Beef Supreme]

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[Satan]

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[Jesus Christ]

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Damnit Satan, we've talked about this.

[ping2000]

Is that a butt plug attachment?Try it and report back to the group!

[cosmo20002]

It's my anniversary tomorrow. Well, it's our 1.5 anniversary. We eloped in November of 2018 and didn't tell our families. So we had our "fake" wedding a year ago tomorrow with friends and family. We already celebrated our anniversary in November so I didn't think anything of it until yesterday when the wife said something.

I'm at a loss. I have no idea what to do, what to get. Thankfully, she doesn't like jewelry ($$). In November I put together a nice picture album of our time together, flowers, dinner etc.

I need ideas. She likes thoughtful gifts more than expensive.

It isn't your anniversary.
You don't have to do anything.
What am I missing here?

[crazycoffey]

Have you considered frankincense?

Don’t forget the myrrh....

[eDave]

It isn't your anniversary.
You don't have to do anything.
What am I missing here?

Wife said something.

[crazycoffey]

It's a really crappy fucking present to get for your birth, that's what it is.

Well, now days.... but like who was going to jarrods 2052 something years ago?

[Why Not?]

Honestly, a 1.5 anniversary sounds like something high schoolers celebrate. Tell her she gets one anniversary celebration per year like everyone else in the world.

[cosmo20002]

Wife said something.

Yeah, but why? Seems like reminding her that it isn't their anniversary might clear things up.

[eDave]

Yeah, but why? Seems like reminding her that it isn't their anniversary might clear things up.

https://i.imgur.com/AevgXrOg.jpg

[crazycoffey]

It's known as the king of essential oils as it has a variety of notable uses and benefits. It's revered for its ability to beautify and rejuvenate skin when applied topically, and to promote cellular health and immunity and produce a healthy inflammatory response.

Now days it’s called oil of Olay.... well basically. If oil of Olay existed thousands of years ago it could have been frankincense or maybe marijuana.

[Why Not?]

https://i.imgur.com/AevgXrOg.jpg


:LOL:

[Satan]

Now days it’s called oil of Olay.... well basically. If oil of Olay existed thousands of years ago it could have been frankincense or maybe marijuana.

I don't think people should be smoking marijuana.

[crazycoffey]

Now days it’s called oil of Olay.... well basically. If oil of Olay existed thousands of years ago it could have been frankincense or maybe marijuana.

So probably full spectrum CBD oil? Yes

I guess anyway....


/just speeding up all the conversations. But you should probably care more about the conversations from everyone else. You know, PIIHB club. First rule is?????

[crazycoffey]

I don't think people should be smoking marijuana.

I never inferred that, my lord.... But; you can not argue with the benefits of the leaf oil....

[Satan]

I never inferred that, my lord.... But; you can not argue with the benefits of the leaf oil....

You want to meet me? Because that's how you meet me. It's not called the Devil's Lettuce for nothing.

[jaa1025]

Thanks for a few ideas and some laughs.

[Jesus Christ]

He's right. Don't smoke weed and stay the hell out of Georgia.

[Satan]

He's right. Don't smoke weed and stay the hell out of Georgia.

https://i.imgur.com/MZ9iDYf.jpg

[Jesus Christ]

https://i.imgur.com/MZ9iDYf.jpg

Don't make me call my dad!

[God Himself]

Don't make me call my dad!

You're on your own, kid.

[crazycoffey]

You want to meet me? Because that's how you meet me. It's not called the Devil's Lettuce for nothing.

And I thought the devil’s lettuce was when you wilted the last time we meet.

[Satan]

You're on your own, kid.

Sup homie?

[crazycoffey]

He's right. Don't smoke weed and stay the hell out of Georgia.

Don’t SMOKE weed


See even Jesus says CBD oil is ok.... oh and he really, really , really , REALLY doesn’t want Satan in Georgia.

Must be where Jesus grows his hemp

[Satan]

I wish I had a dad. :(

[Satan]

Don’t SMOKE weed


See even Jesus says CBD oil is ok.... oh and he really, really , really , REALLY doesn’t want Satan in Georgia.

Must be where Jesus grows his hemp

As you can see, I've already been to Atlanta the last few days.

[crazycoffey]

Sup homie?

God is, you’re not. Mr fallen star......

[Jesus Christ]

I wish I had a dad. :(

Aww, Satan. I didn't know you felt that way.

[crazycoffey]

As you can see, I've already been to Georgia this week.

What soul did you steal?

[Satan]

Aww, Satan. I didn't know you felt that way.

Thank you my friend. Count your blessings.

[Satan]

What soul did you steal?

I'm not sure how that whole "stealing your soul" thing came about. I've never stolen a soul. People just hand them to me. And for what? To play guitar?

[ChiefsFanatic]

PIIHB?

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Maybe you can find some advice in the short video.

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[big nasty kcnut]

Get her a spa day or a vase full of flowers.

[38yrsfan]

You ask her boy friends yet?

[Holladay]

Been there done that, married twice to the same woman. You're screwed. Now you have to remember TWO anniversarys.

Anything practical (if she's more that type. My last ex was) she needs? Vacuum, new phone, etc?

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT GET A VACUUM. I made that mistake 3x. I knew she liked to clean and thought it was practical. 3x...color me stupid. The inference is that you expect her to clean. Bad idea.

I find the sexy thing for guys to do is cook. Something simple...spaghetti. Grill a nice steak. If you haven't learned to cook something you both enjoy...now is your time to learn.

Write your own anniversary card. Don't get flowers (wife told me that too), get a small rose bush that you can plant in the yard. You will talk about that for years (unlike flowers).

What is the favorite thing she likes to do. It better not be vacuuming:)

Take her putt putt golfing, bowling something different.

In the end, you screwed up. You forgot. Been there done that.

The thought that counts.

Worse comes to worse, get her a bemmer.

[Naptown Chief]

Been there done that, married twice to the same woman. You're screwed. Now you have to remember TWO anniversarys.



WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT GET A VACUUM. I made that mistake 3x. I knew she liked to clean and thought it was practical. 3x...color me stupid. The inference is that you expect her to clean. Bad idea.

I find the sexy thing for guys to do is cook. Something simple...spaghetti. Grill a nice steak. If you haven't learned to cook something you both enjoy...now is your time to learn.

Write your own anniversary card. Don't get flowers (wife told me that too), get a small rose bush that you can plant in the yard. You will talk about that for years (unlike flowers).

What is the favorite thing she likes to do. It better not be vacuuming:)

Take her putt putt golfing, bowling something different.

In the end, you screwed up. You forgot. Been there done that.

The thought that counts.

Worse comes to worse, get her a bemmer.

Depends on the woman I guess. I was specifically asked for it. Obviously the vacuum wasn't the sole gift.

As far as flowers, they were given in two ways. A bouquet to hand her while the others' petals lined the floor leading to the dining room, where a candlelight dinner was had. +1 on the cooking idea. I cook/bake and a nice meal is always appreciated.

[58-4ever]

dude, this is pretty simple. Get her an activity or two, plus a gift. I would vote a massage and a night out with a bed and breakfast or nice hotel. Get her one of those boxes that they send every quarter. Popsugar has one that my wife loves.

[oldman]

Tell her she gets one anniversary celebration per year like everyone else in the world.

This. Ask yourself this, when your kids ask about when you were married, which date will you use? Yes, it might be awkward explaining to both families and friends, but sooner or later the truth will come out. It's probably best to come clean now and avoid 50-60 years of buying 2 presents.

[RealSNR]

Hey honey, I got you your very own thread on chiefsplanet.com! Happy anniversary!

[Sorce]

Give her a choice to pick an anniversary. Then PIIHB.

[Jesus Christ]

Give her a choice to pick an anniversary. Then PIIHB.

That's not what that hole is for, my child.

[digger]

Hookers and blow, maybe? Or two chicks, she might like that as well... ;)

[Iowanian]

Maybe you should just pull the bandaide off now and "forget" this one so she'll get used to it.

Maybe go fishing with your friends.

Tell her to pick which one she wants to celebrate, you're not responsible for both.

[tooge]

PIIHB