Renaming the Chiefs: Round 1, Heat 1

[Rain Man]

The rules are:

1. You can vote 'yes' on as many as you like, AND you can vote 'no' on as many as you like. Feel free to run wild.

2. The winner of the heat will be the name that has the highest net score (yes minus no). This will reflect the name that has the most satisfaction and least disapproval. In other words, it will be the least controversial name.

We'll have 16 heats in Round 1, with one winner per heat. The entrants have been selected randomly from the nomination thread.


As background, assume that it's 2024. President Ted Nugent has just distributed holsters to every American household. He is now seeking to build consensus across the parties, so he names Elizabeth Warren as the nation's "sports czar". Elizabeth's first order of business is to eliminate Native American-themed sports names, because there's nothing she hates more than white people making money by appropriating native american culture.

So the Chiefs have no choice but to change names. If they don't, the team will be banned and a new replacement team will be formed in Los Angeles, because if you keep putting teams there, eventually people will start watching them. (That tentative team name is the Los Angeles Trembling Fawns if you're curious.)

In a bit of good news, they're allowing the fans to select the new name, so we're on the clock. Do your best work, people.

[Rain Man]

I'm going yes on Coelacanths and Cavepeople. Coelacanths are pretty cool creatures and I like how they hid from us for 5,000 years. Cavepeople would allow us to keep the arrowhead on the helmet.

I was neutral on Wolves. It's not thrilling, but I'm not against it.

I'm voting against Savages and Slabs. We're too civilized a team to be Savages. If we were Slabs we would never be in the basement of the diivision since slab foundations don't have those. However, I can't figure out what the Slabs would have on their helmets.

[KurtCobain]

I like wolves.

I'm very against any name that doesn't end in an s.

[displacedinMN]

No on Wolves. The Timberwolves have that and they suck.

[ChiefRocka]

Militarize the Chief brand. Washington Generals, KC Chiefs

[kcclone]

Why is “Indigenous Peoples” not on the list?

[Rain Man]

Why is “Indigenous Peoples” not on the list?

We're not ready for the p.r. problems of that.

[VAChief]

No "Mulletheads" option?

[Rain Man]

I have trouble with KC Wolves because it makes me think of our googly-eyed goofy mascot. I've never understood why our current mascot is a goofy wolf that doesn't match any of the team's branding. I think they got the costume on sale from a Wolf team that was shutting down.

[oldman]

I believe we're over-thinking this. Very little has been said about the Chiefs name being in the crosshairs. Part of the name came from former mayor Bartle, known as "The Chief". Second, if we get overly PC, will that force us to change other titles such as Chief Executive Officer (CEO), Fire Chief, Commander-In-Chief, and others? Yeah, Redskins has to go unless they change their logo to a potato. I can see the Cleveland MLB team changing their logo, too. Maybe even cutting out the tomahawk chop and the war song or whatever that is. But I think we're OK with the name.

[old_geezer]

I'm very very political uncorrect. Snowflakes can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. Chiefs stay the Chiefs. If I had my way Chief Wahoo would still be the Cleveland Indians' mascot. With that being said my choice in this pole would be Coelacanths part one simply because I had no idea what it was and Slabs in part two because I don't think a slab of bacon would look good on the side of our helmets. :harumph:

[bobhill]

Not gonna happen

[Kman34]

WolvesPlanet.com...... nope.. I’m happy the way it is now..

[Chief Roundup]

The Blue color scheme there is not legible.

[Chief Roundup]

Oh and one of the better options was Redlegs and it is not on your list of finalist names. Bad choices.

[cdcox]

I have trouble with KC Wolves because it makes me think of our googly-eyed goofy mascot. I've never understood why our current mascot is a goofy wolf that doesn't match any of the team's branding. I think they got the costume on sale from a Wolf team that was shutting down.

Wolfpack >> Wolves. Wolfpack has tradition with the team. And sounds better than wolves. Mascot should go away regardless.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

KC Googly Eyed Rats

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Why isn't Kansas City "Champs" in consideration?
It's similar to Chiefs has the same tone and is a relevant name.

I refuse to vote unless it's on the menu!

[Rain Man]

Oh and one of the better options was Redlegs and it is not on your list of finalist names. Bad choices.

Recheck the final candidate list, my friend.

[Rain Man]

Why isn't Kansas City "Champs" in consideration?
It's similar to Chiefs has the same tone and is a relevant name.

I refuse to vote unless it's on the menu!

Recheck the final candidate list, my friend.

I am a thorough pollster, especially on an important topic like this.

[Nickhead]

some simple decals to go on the ride. still have the red arrowhead to go on my back window.

:D

[007]

Kansas City Conundrums

[Eureka]

Kansas City Mullets was not on the voting list. I submitted it in the last thread.

[SuperBowl4]

some simple decals to go on the ride. still have the red arrowhead to go on my back window.

:DYou should put a "LISTEN TO MAX IGAN - THE CROWHOUSE" bumper sticker on your ride! :thumb: Spread the word - not the virus :D It's AUSTRALIAN for TRUTH mate!

[penchief]

I personally think the name chiefs is in no way derogatory and should survive. But assuming a change has to happen, I think chieftains is ideal because it doesn’t apply just to Native American tribes. It is a much more general term. Just remove the arrowhead on the helmet and keep the interlocking KC.

That way, the fans can continue to refer to them as the chiefs and there isn’t much anyone can say about it. But again, I don’t think this will be necessary. Redskins is clearly fucked but chiefs is is a cool name that I think is respectful.

[RealSNR]

You people don't like Coelacanths?

It's perfect! Most teams I've seen go extinct when down 24-0 in the playoffs. You thought we were gone, too. UNTIL WE WEREN'T

[Rain Man]

You people don't like Coelacanths?

It's perfect! Most teams I've seen go extinct when down 24-0 in the playoffs. You thought we were gone, too. UNTIL WE WEREN'T

I voted for it. I thought it was a real contender.

[rtmike]

I always liked Wolf Pack vs. Wolves.

It is CP, so proper spelling would have to be Wolfs, lol.

[rtmike]

or Crazy Caucasians....


How bout Kansas City Funnel.
-Storm Cloud
-Storm
-Wind
-Wind From W
-WestWind
-Tornadoes
-Twisters

Something that ties it to KC. Certainly not KC Falls, Fountains, WaterWarriors, lol.

[Munson]

I'm disappointed that "Native Tribal Leaders" isn't a choice.

But if I had to choose from only what is on the list, I'll go with "Savages."

[KChiefs1]

I'm disappointed that "Native Tribal Leaders" isn't a choice.

But if I had to choose from only what is on the list, I'll go with "Savages."


Chiefs should be banned everywhere.

Chief of Police is offensive.
Chief Operating Officer is offensive.

[KChiefs1]

or Crazy Caucasians....


How bout Kansas City Funnel.
-Storm Cloud
-Storm
-Wind
-Wind From W
-WestWind
-Tornadoes
-Twisters

Something that ties it to KC. Certainly not KC Falls, Fountains, WaterWarriors, lol.


KC Rocks

[Chiefaholic]

I have trouble with KC Wolves because it makes me think of our googly-eyed goofy mascot. I've never understood why our current mascot is a goofy wolf that doesn't match any of the team's branding. I think they got the costume on sale from a Wolf team that was shutting down.

The chiefs used a horse to run the field called WarPaint after touchdowns. In 1989 the Chiefs wanted a character that would be more conducive to kids. They invented K C Wolf to honor the original wolf pack. He has become an icon of the city.

[KChiefs1]

Can’t believe no one is getting behind my KC Rocks name.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Wolfpack >> Wolves. Wolfpack has tradition with the team. And sounds better than wolves. Mascot should go away regardless.

Imagine...the hooooome of the AHOOOOOOOO!!

The WolfBark would replace the tomahawk chop. Actually would be kinda cool. Imagine 78K fans howling...that would be intimidating.

[Brody Wa]

Has anybody suggested the back-in-day name, “The Kansas City Kings”?

[Rain Man]

Has anybody suggested the back-in-day name The Kansas City Kings?

Yep, it's in the tourney, so look for it in an upcoming heat.

[Rain Man]

I'll keep three heats live, so we'll close Heat 1 with the following scoring.

Wolves - (+23)
Savages - (-42)
Coelacanths - (-45)
Slabs - (-50)
Cavepeople - (-51)

Wolves wins the heat and will move to Round 2.

[MahiMike]

President Nugent would shove an arrow up Warren's ass.