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KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 11:41 AM
Just lost a front tooth on a thin n crispy pizza from the hut. Fucking bastards. Now I look even more like a sunken in jack-o'-lantern. That bitch Carole Baskin.
Spott
07-20-2020, 11:54 AM
First time eating pizza?
loochy
07-20-2020, 11:56 AM
is "thin and crispy pizza" new slang for smoking meth?
Mephistopheles Janx
07-20-2020, 11:58 AM
Front tooth on a thin crust? Was there a rock in it?

OR

Is "the Hut" your old celly's nickname and he gave you the ol "thin and crispy"?
KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 12:00 PM
is "thin and crispy pizza" new slang for smoking meth?

That's probably what weakened them.
Buehler445
07-20-2020, 12:02 PM
Sorry man. Teeth problems suck.
dlphg9
07-20-2020, 12:04 PM
Front tooth on a thin crust? Was there a rock in it?

OR

Is "the Hut" your old celly's nickname and he gave you the ol "thin and crispy"?

That dudes dick was built outta steel. Kurt got fed up and tried biting off his flag pole. Kurt learned steel is much harder than his teeth. Now Kurt has 11 teeth instead of 12.
KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 12:30 PM
That dudes dick was built outta steel. Kurt got fed up and tried biting off his flag pole. Kurt learned steel is much harder than his teeth. Now Kurt has 11 teeth instead of 12.

Actually, now I have twelve instead of thirteen. Sad day.
loochy
07-20-2020, 12:35 PM
That's probably what weakened them.

Did you save the shards? If so, head over to the closest store and get some super glue
BWillie
07-20-2020, 01:02 PM
Just lost a front tooth on a thin n crispy pizza from the hut. ****ing bastards. Now I look even more like a sunken in jack-o'-lantern. That bitch Carole Baskin.

May eye rekommend the Calzone instead?
KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 01:18 PM
May eye rekommend the Calzone instead?

YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING LATE
HayWire
07-20-2020, 01:24 PM
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Just buy you some new ones playa
2112
07-20-2020, 01:34 PM
Dude I just pulled a huge bag Of snickers fun Size out of the freezer and I’m eating them now.
KChiefs1
07-20-2020, 01:45 PM
Brush your teeth once in awhile.

Are you from Arkansas?
KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 01:50 PM
Brush your teeth once in awhile.

Are you from Arkansas?

Independence
Sorce
07-20-2020, 01:51 PM
Independence

Meth it is.
KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 01:57 PM
Meth it is.

Was.
Johnny Vegas
07-20-2020, 02:03 PM
stay away from Jujyfruits chews. Holy shit those will rip every last one of your teeth out.
2112
07-20-2020, 02:16 PM
stay away from Jujyfruits chews. Holy shit those will rip every last one of your teeth out.

Those are the worst. Dots are way better
KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 04:47 PM
WHERE ARE THE TOOTHLESS METH HEAD JOKES I WAS LOOKING FOR?

YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING
HayWire
07-20-2020, 05:03 PM
WHERE ARE THE TOOTHLESS METH HEAD JOKES I WAS LOOKING FOR?

YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING

Nobody thought you were smart enough to understand them :)
Kman34
07-20-2020, 05:22 PM
WHERE ARE THE TOOTHLESS METH HEAD JOKES I WAS LOOKING FOR?

YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING

Q: What do you have in a room full of tweakers? A: A complete set of teeth!

Dude.. Hope could enjoy your pizza afterwards..
KurtCobain
07-20-2020, 07:56 PM
Well, it picked up a little bit I guess.
cosmo20002
07-20-2020, 08:03 PM
WHERE ARE THE TOOTHLESS METH HEAD JOKES I WAS LOOKING FOR?

YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING

Where's livesteam? I'm sure he's heard lots of them.
Jewish Rabbi
07-20-2020, 08:05 PM
Pizza Hut sucks ass, you toothless methhead fuck
Chief Roundup
07-20-2020, 08:22 PM
Brush your teeth once in awhile.

Are you from Arkansas?Wrong state again. Dumb fucks and their misconceptions. Missouri is the capitol for meth.

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