Massive Whale washes up dead near San Clemente, CA

[SuperBowl4]

www.indiatimes.com/trending/environment/dead/-blue-whale-indonesia-518758.html

[DaneMcCloud]

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3558185/Dead-whale-washes-popular-california

Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

[Cheater5]

Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

LMAO This made me giggle like a mental patient.

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Day drinking is great but it leads to posting articles from 4 years ago at 9:45 that night.

Small price to pay for the joy it brings.

[Halfcan]

Covid claims another one. RIP

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Covid claims another one. RIP

:clap:

[BWillie]

I like whales. Big fan

[Easy 6]

DERP

[Spott]

Life is tough when you live without a porpoise.

[cosmo20002]

Massive Whale washes up dead near San Clemente, CA

Has anyone heard from frazod lately?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Nobody cared in 2016

Nobody cares now

[Hoover]

COVID

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Nobody cared in 2016

Nobody cares now

I’m sure he was a nice whale.

But yeah. Yeah. I don’t really care.

[Kman34]

This whale live near you???

[Rain Man]

I wonder how this impacted scrimshaw prices.

[Johnny Vegas]

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3558185/Dead-whale-washes-popular-california

Too fat/ Omaha

[Fish]

Get the dynamite!

<iframe width="699" height="393" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ax7kENH-A7s" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Hammock Parties]

and yet brooke pryor lives...

[Chief Pagan]

I like whales. Big fan

You work at a casino?

[Rain Man]

Imagine that you're minding your own business in your house when you hear a big thud and squealing tires. You open your front door to see a large pickup and trailer fleeing off into the distance, and they've dumped a giant dead whale in your yard. How do you handle that? Do you have to cut a chunk off of it every day and put it in the trash for pickup? Do you tunnel a room into it and turn it into a macabre and smelly man cave?

[Jewish Rabbi]

Imagine that you're minding your own business in your house when you hear a big thud and squealing tires. You open your front door to see a large pickup and trailer fleeing off into the distance, and they've dumped a giant dead whale in your yard. How do you handle that? Do you have to cut a chunk off of it every day and put it in the trash for pickup? Do you tunnel a room into it and turn it into a macabre and smelly man cave?

I buy a ton of ermines to dispose of it both naturally and ethically.

[Demonpenz]

Whale Whale Whale looks like we got an old post

[Rain Man]

I buy a ton of ermines to dispose of it both naturally and ethically.

That would be a sight to behold. I bet you could set up a bunch of lawn chairs in the yard and sell tickets.

[Perineum Ripper]

Fucking COVID was killing whales years before humans.

[Bugeater]

ID2020!!!

[Titty Meat]

Jewish Rabbi tried to fuck it

[JohnnyHammersticks]

and yet brooke pryor lives...

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/0806fad2076b659b282bba26570e1aa0.jpg

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

I hope he DIES

[bringbackmarty]

Could be related, maybe the dead whale has decent flipper extension still, maybe a good push up the middle and not easily turned. Still I don't see this dead whale getting on front of many tosses or screens.
https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=332617

[SuperBowl4]

Nobody cared in 2016

Nobody cares nowIt wasn't just any whale. It was a BLUE WHALE! BLUE WHALES are the largest animals in existence. :thumb: They will probably test it to see if it had COVID-19. Watch for my Mario Andretti wins the Indianapolis 500 thread coming soon!

[SuperBowl4]

I hope he DIESI had a good friend who said before he died: "nobody gets out of this alive". Your wish will come true. Be patient.

[Zebedee DuBois]

It's the headline/thread title that bothers me. The words 'massive' and 'dead' seem completely unnecessary. When one hears the word 'whale' they are already thinking massive. Live things do not wash up, they might beach themselves but they don't wash up.

[BWillie]

You work at a casino?

No but I do plenty of flensing online.

[Titty Meat]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/0806fad2076b659b282bba26570e1aa0.jpg

I'd eat her out

[Tribal Warfare]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">VIDEO: Giant dead whale washes up on Indonesian beach<br><br>A giant 23 metre (75 foot) whale washes up in Indonesia - it is unclear how it died <a href="https://t.co/XQrmkuJYMR">pic.twitter.com/XQrmkuJYMR</a></p>&mdash; AFP news agency (@AFP) <a href="https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1286108249821831173?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 23, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Simply Red]

That girl lived close to you.

[dlphg9]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">VIDEO: Giant dead whale washes up on Indonesian beach<br><br>A giant 23 metre (75 foot) whale washes up in Indonesia - it is unclear how it died <a href="https://t.co/XQrmkuJYMR">pic.twitter.com/XQrmkuJYMR</a></p>&mdash; AFP news agency (@AFP) <a href="https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1286108249821831173?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 23, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Guarantee you that fat fuck died from diabetes or heart disease.

[Otter]

Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

Less than 2 minutes to diagnose and respond.

Dane is Batman.

[Titty Meat]

That girl lived close to you.

How do u know

[scho63]

They found out it had a golf ball lodged in it's blowhole......


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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/7c/13/217c137b1f8564455a71232a0d4dbd11.jpg

[Jewish Rabbi]

Jewish Rabbi tried to fuck it

Tried? How do you think it died lmao

[siberian khatru]

I'd eat her out

Tastes like Bojangles

[candyman]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/0806fad2076b659b282bba26570e1aa0.jpg

Good God put that shit in spoiler tags

[SuperBowl4]

BWM - BLUE WHALES MATTER - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8594073/Remarkable-moment-deep-sea-diver-takes-SELFIE-blue-whale-Indian-Ocean.html?to=email_share.article-top

[Easy 6]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/0806fad2076b659b282bba26570e1aa0.jpg

Chris Berman in drag

[cabletech94]

I was gonna have Mac and cheese for lunch.

Thanks for ruining my lunch CP.