Pennel Suspension

[Third Eye]

Spags just offhandedly mentioned that Pennel would likely be out with a suspension at the beginning of the year. Guessing another substance abuse violation? Is this his 3rd and what does that mean under the new rules?

[ModSocks]

I thought under the new CBA players only got fined for that.

[Shaid]

Damn, Pennel is important to the Run D

[Third Eye]

I thought under the new CBA players only got fined for that.

Speculating on the radio that it may have occurred before the new rules went into effect. Who knows at this point what that will mean? It may not even be a substance abuse violation, but that seems to be the easy guess.

[dlphg9]

I hope he's just mistaken lol

[KCUnited]

Bacon fat is on the banned substance list?

[Jewish Rabbi]

Probably being suspended for being too good!!!!

[Rain Man]

This can't happen. We like Pennel and we're the champions.

[Direckshun]

This can't happen. We like Pennel and we're the champions.

Will it out of existence, Rain Man.

[Rain Man]

Will it out of existence, Rain Man.

On that note, I'm convinced that the world would be a better place if I could destroy people with my mind.

[smithandrew051]

What does this mean?

I’ll tell you what it means.

The Chiefs are Super Bowl champs. The rest of the league is FUCKING TERRIFIED OF US!!!! they’re all cheating to hold us back, BUT IT WONT FUCKING MATTTER!!!!!!!

[Peter Gibbons]

On that note, I'm convinced that the world would be a better place if I could destroy people with my mind.

I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

[Rain Man]

I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

Just as an experiment, we should select one person and both concentrate.

[Fat Elvis]

Just as an experiment, we should select one person and both concentrate.

I like your empirical approach. Take your pick: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=30

[Rain Man]

I like your empirical approach. Take your pick: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=30

Okay. To prevent any type of interference, we won't reveal anything until the experiment ends. And in the interest of science I'll ask everyone on chiefsplanet to avoid wearing any type of metal hat for the next week.

[KC Hawks]

This is an outrage!! Pennel is very sweet.

[Mecca]

So now it looks like we'll be missing Pennel and Breeland when the year starts.

[dlphg9]

This is a crock of fucking shit! Penbrook get your Twitter obsessed ass out of the basement and up to your mom's room! I need to discuss strategy for spamming Roger on Twitter.

[carcosa]

Probably being suspended for being too good!!!!

PORBABBRLY

[wazu]

So this was a press conference, and Spags drops that he "thinks" Pennel will be lost to suspension. And we don't get any more detail or one follow up question on that bombshell?

[Third Eye]

So this was a press conference, and Spags drops that he "thinks" Pennel will be lost to suspension. And we don't get any more detail or one follow up question on that bombshell?

It was the last question in a Zoom call so no chance for a follow up. Pete Sweeney asked him if being in year 2, he could get more exotic with his defense. Spags led off saying that was the hope, but that “we’re going to lose Mike Pennel, I think, early in the season with a suspension, so we gotta figure out the inside.”

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

So now it looks like we'll be missing Pennel and Breeland when the year starts.

And Seals Jones. He was carted off today with a leg injury

[Marcellus]

So this was a press conference, and Spags drops that he "thinks" Pennel will be lost to suspension. And we don't get any more detail or one follow up question on that bombshell?

I'm sure any minute now Tiecher will have a tweet with breaking news to the effect of "Chiefs unsure about Pennels' availability to start the season".

[scho63]

At the end of the day......

WE ARE STILL THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!!

[wazu]

I'm sure any minute now Tiecher will have a tweet with breaking news to the effect of "Chiefs unsure about Pennels' availability to start the season".

Yeah, can usually count on him to let us know what coaches just said into a microphone for all to hear.

[Mecca]

And Seals Jones. He was carted off today with a leg injury

I'm hopeful on that, plenty of times in camp guys are carted off for sprains that are not serious.

[RealSNR]

On that note, I'm convinced that the world would be a better place if I could destroy people with my mind.

When I was a kid, I used to try to crush people in the elevator doors by pushing the close button. It obviously didn't work, but I did nail one or two assholes such that if the elevator had skeleton-crushing door close power, they would have been squished pretty good.

[Tribal Warfare]

Damn, Pennel IS the Run D


FYP

[Peter Gibbons]

Just as an experiment, we should select one person and both concentrate.

How about we focus our energies on Mel Kiper? He said Mahomes was a reach at 10.......he deserves whatever happens. I’ve been doing it for a while already and I think his hair is evidence that bad stuff is starting to happen.

[BryanBusby]

Well like Breeland, we now know why we got big Mike back. Oh well.

[Easy 6]

Spags has enough pieces to cobble something effective together for a few games, but this still sucks... dudes a very unique beast

[crispystl]

On that note, I'm convinced that the world would be a better place if I could destroy people with my mind.


The world yes, Denver....no.


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[Rain Man]

How about we focus our energies on Mel Kiper? He said Mahomes was a reach at 10.......he deserves whatever happens. I’ve been doing it for a while already and I think his hair is evidence that bad stuff is starting to happen.

Did he say that before or after our pick? If it was before, then he might be a very useful shill or mole for us. If it was after, I concur that we explode his brain with our minds.

[Mecca]

Spags has enough pieces to cobble something effective together for a few games, but this still sucks... dudes a very unique beast

Snacks Harrison is out there, history with Spags and says he'll play for the right situation...

[Rain Man]

The world yes, Denver....no.


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I find it odd to say this, but Elway is safe. I want to keep him in place as long as possible.

[Easy 6]

Snacks Harrison is out there, history with Spags and says he'll play for the right situation...

If Veach can wizard something up, fine

But I’m not that worried really, just make Saunders carry a heavier load for a few games

[Graystoke]

Whew, thought thread title was Penis Suspension

[Ron Swanson]

Whew, thought thread title was Penis Suspension

My penis got suspended after our last kid, I'm starting to think it bet on baseball.

[Peter Gibbons]

Did he say that before or after our pick? If it was before, then he might be a very useful shill or mole for us. If it was after, I concur that we explode his brain with our minds.

It was after our pick. He then gave us a C+ and one of the lowest first rounds grades of any team. It is settled. We kill Mel. I a say we give it 24 hours of monk-like concentration. I expect he will be dead within the year. I am picking him in the next deadpool.

[Chris Meck]

It was after our pick. He then gave us a C+ and one of the lowest first rounds grades of any team. It is settled. We kill Mel. I a say we give it 24 hours of monk-like concentration. I expect he will be dead within the year. I am picking him in the next deadpool.

who gives a fuck about Mel Kiper?


LOL

[Rain Man]

It was after our pick. He then gave us a C+ and one of the lowest first rounds grades of any team. It is settled. We kill Mel. I a say we give it 24 hours of monk-like concentration. I expect he will be dead within the year. I am picking him in the next deadpool.

Okay, I'm on it. We'll triangulate.

who gives a **** about Mel Kiper?


LOL

That makes him the perfect guinea pig.

[jerryaldini]

who gives a **** about Mel Kiper?


LOL

Bill Tobin still wants to know.

[Baby Lee]

So this was a press conference, and Spags drops that he "thinks" Pennel will be lost to suspension. And we don't get any more detail or one follow up question on that bombshell?

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[WhiteWhale]

Bill Tobin still wants to know.

Tobin's mailman still trying to break in.

Maybe you can hire him to kill Mel kiper.

[Peter Gibbons]

Okay, I'm on it. We'll triangulate.



That makes him the perfect guinea pig.

I concentrated for the past 24 hours. I am not sure If Mel has been negatively impacted but it seems not. However, in an ironic twist, I may have popped a hemorrhoid from concentrating too hard. Perhaps I will do better trying to develop a different superpower. I think I will focus on the power of invisibility. My early days of dating lead me to believe this may be more of an innate ability for me. I’ll keep you posted.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Patriots framed him no doubt. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

[dlphg9]

I don't get why someone didn't ask Spags what he was talking about

[Rain Man]

I concentrated for the past 24 hours. I am not sure If Mel has been negatively impacted but it seems not. However, in an ironic twist, I may have popped a hemorrhoid from concentrating too hard. Perhaps I will do better trying to develop a different superpower. I think I will focus on the power of invisibility. My early days of dating lead me to believe this may be more of an innate ability for me. I’ll keep you posted.

In retrospect, we picked the worst person for this experiment. His hair likely formed a protective shield against us.

[Chiefshrink]

So this was a press conference, and Spags drops that he "thinks" Pennel will be lost to suspension. And we don't get any more detail or one follow up question on that bombshell?

Meh, we got Mahomes;)

Don't get me wrong, I hate this just as much as the rest of you because I love Pennel's work ethic and lunch pale attitude to get'er done. BUT NOW when negative periphery things happen to this team we can somewhat still relax because Pat is our QB. We have never had this luxury before EVER and it is hard getting used to this forgetting that Pat is still our QB. I call it QBPTSD from 1975 to 2017.:D