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Tribal Warfare
08-28-2020, 10:52 PM
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Neuralink, the neuroscience company backed by Elon Musk, is building a brain-machine interface as well as a little robot that installs it into your skull.<br><br>The company is showing a demo of the technology on a livestream. <a href="https://t.co/eSVfD1jTfs">https://t.co/eSVfD1jTfs</a></p>&mdash; Vox (@voxdotcom) <a href="https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1299469376656211968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Hammock Parties
08-28-2020, 10:57 PM
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JakeF
08-28-2020, 11:55 PM
One step closer to skynet.
PHOG
08-29-2020, 10:16 AM
One step closer to skynet.

There's a storm coming.

https://media.tenor.com/images/5f12fa068a5c2176a8d70cdb6f4c9f87/tenor.gif
Deberg_1990
08-29-2020, 10:21 AM
Which CP member is going to volunteer first to have this inserted into his brain?
CoMoChief
08-29-2020, 10:21 AM
He pretty much talked about this on the Rogan podcast a while back.
kcclone
08-29-2020, 10:45 AM
No thanks
CoMoChief
08-29-2020, 10:58 AM
Brain implant devices...medical ID chips underneath the skin.

Screw that...Me no likey.
dlphg9
08-29-2020, 11:19 AM
Brain implant devices...medical ID chips underneath the skin.

Screw that...Me no likey.

The brain implants are supposed to help with a multitude of ailments and if this works it would be the most important medical invention in history. Itd be a game changer and the amount of money it would save us would be astronomical.

The hard/borderline impossible part is they will have to learn everything there is about the brain.
Eureka
08-29-2020, 11:28 AM
Which CP member is going to volunteer first to have this inserted into his brain?

CP peeps won’t have to. Their unborn grandchildren will gladly do this as the new cool thing to do. Kind of like how people today don’t mind putting in a government watching and listening device in their own home ala Alexis.
FAX
08-29-2020, 11:53 AM
Elon Musk puts AI implants into the brains of live pigs.

My 2020 bingo card overfloweth.

FAX
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
08-29-2020, 12:41 PM
CP peeps won’t have to. Their unborn grandchildren will gladly do this as the new cool thing to do. Kind of like how people today don’t mind putting in a government watching and listening device in their own home ala Alexis.

I don't know . . . the government has some rules it has to follow (and too many people who can't keep their mouths shut) to make that work.

On the other hand, Amazon only answers to itself these days. I don't trust them OR Google to wire my house for sound at all.
neech
08-29-2020, 12:41 PM
Which CP member is going to volunteer first to have this inserted into his brain?

Lex Luther needs help
Bugeater
08-29-2020, 12:48 PM
CP peeps won’t have to. Their unborn grandchildren will gladly do this as the new cool thing to do. Kind of like how people today don’t mind putting in a government watching and listening device in their own home ala Alexis.It's Alexa, not Alexis. Anyway, you have a smartphone? It's the same damn thing.
JohnnyHammersticks
08-29-2020, 01:17 PM
Lex Luther needs help

He's missing the main component required for a brain implant to work. A brain.
DaneMcCloud
08-29-2020, 01:27 PM
It's Alexa, not Alexis. Anyway, you have a smartphone? It's the same damn thing.

Exactly.

It's amazing to me that people do not realize that we're all being tracked constantly, whether it's by Smart Phone, Facebook and/or every single app and website you've ever used or visited.

If the government wants to find you, they can do so with ease.
O.city
08-29-2020, 02:08 PM
So can I steam porn directly into my brain?
Hammock Parties
08-29-2020, 02:13 PM
So can I steam porn directly into my brain?

We're almost there.

https://i.imgur.com/NFYnnG7.jpg
Rain Man
08-29-2020, 02:21 PM
I'll embrace the high-speed transit and the space exploration and the electric cars, but I'll take take a pass on this.
Hog's Gone Fishin
08-29-2020, 03:32 PM
Which CP member is going to volunteer first to have this inserted into his brain?

I'll take three
Gravedigger
08-29-2020, 05:07 PM
No thanks, I don't want Elon Musk shitting my pants for me.
loochy
08-29-2020, 05:30 PM
The COVID that is transmitted by 5G will install this in our brains because reasons and stuff
ModSocks
08-29-2020, 05:39 PM
MWAHAHAHAHA

The Deep State is inevitable.

You've already lost.
SuperBowl4
08-29-2020, 05:45 PM
No thanks globalists.
ModSocks
08-29-2020, 05:48 PM
No thanks globalists.

This isn't about you.

We're getting your children and grand children.
SuperBowl4
08-29-2020, 05:51 PM
Exactly.

It's amazing to me that people do not realize that we're all being tracked constantly, whether it's by Smart Phone, Facebook and/or every single app and website you've ever used or visited.

If the government wants to find you, they can do so with ease.Not if you pay cash and don't carry your cell phone on you. Leave your cell phone at home and wear a V for Vendetta Mask when ever you go anywhere.:evil:
SuperBowl4
08-29-2020, 05:52 PM
This isn't about you.

We're getting your children and grand children.They/you? have to go through me to get them :thumb:
Rain Man
08-29-2020, 07:11 PM
Not if you pay cash and don't carry your cell phone on you. Leave your cell phone at home and wear a V for Vendetta Mask when ever you go anywhere.:evil:

I also walk backwards and bent over. I have to be careful with doorknobs, though.
FAX
08-29-2020, 07:51 PM
This technology intrigues me.

Do we know if two Implanted Peeps will be able to connect to each other via Wifi or Bluetooth or 5g or something?

Sort of a Tech Telepathy sort of deal?

If so, the possibilities are mentalistic.

FAX
Rain Man
08-29-2020, 09:11 PM
This technology intrigues me.

Do we know if two Implanted Peeps will be able to connect to each other via Wifi or Bluetooth or 5g or something?

Sort of a Tech Telepathy sort of deal?

If so, the possibilities are mentalistic.

FAX

I wonder if I could sell my thoughts on a subscription basis.
Mahomes_Is_God
08-29-2020, 09:59 PM
Fuck that noise. Nobody gets to control my brain except me!
Rain Man
08-29-2020, 10:20 PM
**** that noise. Nobody gets to control my brain except me!

If you purchase my brain subscription, I could have that thought for you while you think about football or sex.
philfree
08-29-2020, 10:34 PM
Seems like we're edging more and more to this last season of West World.
FAX
08-30-2020, 06:46 AM
I see potential problems associated with Digital ESP, though ...

For example, I'm concerned about automating inter-gender clairvoyance.

While cyber-linked to your girlfriend, you could one day find yourself in a hypnotic, dream-like state hand-washing bras and baking cookies.

Clearly, these are the dystopian perils of technology Aldous Huxley warned us about.

FAX
MahiMike
08-30-2020, 07:52 AM
I'm turning 60 next week. Wish I was turning 80. I've seen enough.
DJJasonp
08-30-2020, 08:08 AM
We're getting closer and closer to the "san junipero" episode of Black Mirror (which is fantastic by the way).