Mahomes is off the market

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a> proposes to longtime girlfriend <a href="https://twitter.com/brittanylynne8?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@brittanylynne8</a><br>MORE: <a href="https://t.co/sXUSqXljTg">https://t.co/sXUSqXljTg</a> <a href="https://t.co/jMS34OLmhw">pic.twitter.com/jMS34OLmhw</a></p>&mdash; KCTV5 News (@KCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTV5/status/1300973167356280837?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Congrats to the future Mr. &amp; Mrs. Mahomes! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RingSZN?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RingSZN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTV5?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@KCTV5</a> <a href="https://t.co/w4xKWwVIlt">pic.twitter.com/w4xKWwVIlt</a></p>&mdash; Dani Welniak (@KCTVDani) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTVDani/status/1300975858178560001?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2020</a></blockquote>
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[POND_OF_RED]

What a fucking catch!

I mean where do you even find shrimp that big!

[mlyonsd]

Awesome. Good luck to the happy couple.

[Jewish Rabbi]

You think they’re gonna bone down tonight?

[Pitt Gorilla]

You think they’re gonna bone down tonight?

I assume it’s in the contract.

[CapsLockKey]

Both of them get rings the same day. Well played.

[Raiderhater]

In before some douche bag starts complaining about how Mahomes could do better.

[Yosef_Malkovitch]

That is a very large rock. I can't imagine what it cost.

[TribalElder]

Good for Mahomie!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

She must have been griping about him getting a ring and her not getting shit!

[Jewish Rabbi]

I assume it’s in the contract.

I’m so envious of her.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

They need to get PMIII on the way so we can draft him when Dad retires

[DaneMcCloud]

That is a very large rock. I can't imagine what it cost.

It's a large rock but I doubt he spent 2 month's worth of income for it

:evil:

[Simply Red]

Dope!

[suzzer99]

Do they make rocks big enough for 2 months of his income?

[DaneMcCloud]

Do they make rocks big enough for 2 months of his income?

Oh yeah. $7 million is a drop in the bucket for high end jewelry designers.

[Titty Meat]

He saw Travis make his move on Gracie and for the unity of the team decided to settle down

[mlyonsd]

The wife and I are celebrating our 40th in October. I think it would be in Pat and Brittany's best interest to pay us for marriage counseling. Maybe a New Zealand retreat. Hopefully I would teach him when she calls you a dumbass sometimes she's right.

[dlphg9]

Waiting for Penbrook to come be a creep in here.

[philfree]

The wife and I are celebrating our 40th in October. I think it would be in Pat and Brittany's best interest to pay us for marriage counseling. Maybe a New Zealand retreat. Hopefully I would teach him when she calls you a dumbass sometimes she's right.

Congrats! :thumb:We are going on 32.

[sully1983]

Please have an iron clad pre nup Mr Mahomes lol but congrats to them

[Rain Man]

Hey, do you all want to go in together for our gift? I'm thinking something like a nice beverage cooler or a toaster or something.

[carcosa]

NOOOOOO I WANT TO MARRY HIM!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK SHIT

[big nasty kcnut]

Happy for those two.

[carcosa]

Happy for those two.

IM PISED

[Kman34]

Hey, do you all want to go in together for our gift? I'm thinking something like a nice beverage cooler or a toaster or something.

Karma Sutra book...

[BigRedChief]

Both of them get rings the same day. Well played.

And her birthday.

[Rain Man]

Karma Sutra book...

I kind of feel like Patrick Mahomes II has already honed his skills in every area that he wants. Maybe we could get Brittany some nice lingerie. Would that be appropriate?

[BigRedChief]

I hope these assholes on social media who post comments on her accounts that Patrick can do better will leave her the fuck alone now.

[Jewish Rabbi]

I hope these assholes on social media who post comments on her accounts that Patrick can do better will leave her the fuck alone now.

Okay

[chiefzilla1501]

Good stuff. They're good for each other. And we should be happy he's with someone who isn't a distraction and is interested in him being great. She may get a lot of social media attention but she seems low maintenance to him.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Congrats to both of them!! Now hurry up and have some babies! We need Mahomes jr is 20 years!!

[Monkey God]

Hey, do you all want to go in together for our gift? I'm thinking something like a nice beverage cooler or a toaster or something.

candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern.

[Rain Man]

candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern.

We really need to find out where they're registered. Patrick and Brittany deserve to have a nice start with our help.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Mahomes can afford anything he wants. We should give him something unique that money can’t buy. Anyone have any ideas?

[Yosef_Malkovitch]

Good stuff. They're good for each other. And we should be happy he's with someone who isn't a distraction and is interested in him being great. She may get a lot of social media attention but she seems low maintenance to him.

This is a really good point. The last thing we need is a baby momma who is trying to frame him for something or other unless he pays out.

[Rain Man]

Mahomes can afford anything he wants. We should give him something unique that money can’t buy. Anyone have any ideas?

We should write and perform a song for them. Or maybe a skit of some sort.

[Halfcan]

Congrats!

[RealSNR]

Now they can file restraining orders against penbrook under the same name!

[TwistedChief]

Mahomes can afford anything he wants. We should give him something unique that money can’t buy. Anyone have any ideas?

We should throw you into a volcano. I bet he'd really appreciate that sort of sacrifice.

[Coochie liquor]

Congrats! :thumb:We are going on 32.

We’ll be celebrating 28 in December, in Jamaica! Can’t wait!!

[loochy]

I hope these assholes on social media who post comments on her accounts that Patrick can do better will leave her the fuck alone now.


1.) He can, but he likes what he likes so yay for him.


2.) Why would they leave her alone now?

[HayWire]

It's a large rock but I doubt he spent 2 month's worth of income for it

:evil:


That actually made me spit coffee

[seclark]

The wife and I are celebrating our 40th in October. I think it would be in Pat and Brittany's best interest to pay us for marriage counseling. Maybe a New Zealand retreat. Hopefully I would teach him when she calls you a dumbass sometimes she's right.

congrats...40 for me and the wife next week
i'm gonna mow the yard and she's gonna move furniture around
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[ChiefsFanatic]

candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern.Great reference.

https://youtu.be/diX4myfR6vU

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[InChiefsHeaven]

Wife and I are on 28...been together for 32.

Congrats to the happy couple. I was wondering if they were just gonna go all Millennial on it and not bother getting married...

[stevieray]

We’ll be celebrating 28 in December,

same!

[JD10367]

They’ve been together since high school. They’re clearly first loves and quite possibly were literally first loves (virgins). She’s not a gold digger because she didn’t just start dating him post-fame and post-riches. So good for them. Now he just needs to remember, no sex the night before game day, it weakens the legs.

[Stryker]

Congrats! It's about time! :clap:

[BigRedChief]

We’ll be celebrating 28 in December, in Jamaica! Can’t wait!!We celebrated 30 years in a April.

[carcosa]

I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BREAK UP THIS ENGAGEMENT SO I CAN MARRY PATRICK MAHOMES (KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FOOTBALL QUARTERBACK)

[KS Smitty]

We should write and perform a song for them. Or maybe a skit of some sort.

Maybe one of Iowanians famous poems...

[HayWire]

Maybe one of Iowanians famous poems...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't take half my shit
Like uchiefybugger says you will do

[Randallflagg]

We celebrated 30 years in a April.. The Wife and I are well nigh on 50 years.......Eeeeeegggadd..ROFL

[bevischief]

A few around here are going to disappointed. ....

[Coogs]

same!

Same here! 28 years on the 19th of December.

[bevischief]

Not to be negative. But I just got from a funeral. 40 plus years together they had. And had a great kid. Great host him and his wife.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

A few around here are going to disappointed. ....

I haven't stopped crying since I read about it.

Oh well, at least I can ditch my How to Be a Gay: 101 class, though I'll miss my instructor Mr. Kotter.

[BigRedChief]

. The Wife and I are well nigh on 50 years.......Eeeeeegggadd..ROFL

Wow! Congrats!

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Patty cakes shoved in her mouth

[Megatron96]

They’ve been together since high school. They’re clearly first loves and quite possibly were literally first loves (virgins). She’s not a gold digger because she didn’t just start dating him post-fame and post-riches. So good for them. Now he just needs to remember, no sex the night before game day, it weakens the legs.

Greenie for the Rocky ref.
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[TribalElder]

He saw Travis make his move on Gracie and for the unity of the team decided to settle down

https://i.imgur.com/Qvtfxhb.png

[loochy]

Last night I had a dream that I got invited to the wedding. I remember telling someone "I don't even know Mahomes, but I know one of his friends." Apparently in the dream I was best friends with Kelce.

[ping2000]

Get busy! We need you two to create Pat's eventual replacement.

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[dlphg9]

Im crashing the wedding! Ill tell them im Vince Vaughn. Who wants to be my goateed wearing Owen Wilson? Also I have dibs on Andy. Hes mine bitches.

[oldman]

https://i.imgur.com/Qvtfxhb.png

A Super Bowl ring, a can of Stella, and a pic with a beautiful woman. Life is good for Kelce. Are those 3-D glasses, too?

[Tribal Warfare]

https://i.imgur.com/Qvtfxhb.png

Travis is retiring as a Chief

[dj56dt58]

False alarm..he was just practicing taking a knee

[BWillie]

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[BigRedChief]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes with another nice surprise for Brittany. <a href="https://t.co/y0wWTWFXbV">pic.twitter.com/y0wWTWFXbV</a></p>&mdash; Farzin Vousoughian (@Farzin21) <a href="https://twitter.com/Farzin21/status/1300981801888944128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Rain Man]

. The Wife and I are well nigh on 50 years.......Eeeeeegggadd..ROFL

For my 50th anniversary with the Chiefs, they gave me a Super Bowl trophy.

[loochy]

Man, can you imagine how SHE feels? Her man is THE MAN in the NFL, the best QB in the world, and one of the most popular sports figures in the country. He's a great guy, he's a multimillionaire, he could have any woman he wants, and he wants HER.



That is winning the lottery.

[Kman34]

Man, can you imagine how SHE feels? Her man is THE MAN in the NFL, the best QB in the world, and one of the most popular sports figures in the country. He's a great guy, he's a multimillionaire, he could have any woman he wants, and he wants HER.



That is winning the lottery.

Hopefully she isn’t insecure and doesn’t get jealous easily.... I really think they are both made for each other.. I don’t think Patrick will ever let success go to his head.

[BigRedChief]

Hopefully she isn’t insecure and doesn’t get jealous easily.... I really think they are both made for each other.. I don’t think Patrick will ever let success go to his head.hes been considered the NFL’s golden boy for two years. Everyone knew a huge contract was coming. I’d say both her and Patrick have come across the gold diggers, beautiful women wanting him or his money/fame.

If I was suddenly blessed with money and fame, I’d rather be with my high school Sweetheart who loved you before the fame and fortune.

[Otter]

That is a very large rock. I can't imagine what it cost.

Could you imagine the look on the jewelers face when Patrick Mahomes walked in his shop and said he's looking for an engagement ring?

I think 24 is a little young but hey, he seems to know what he's doing.