Houston reset their entire organization to beat us...

[Wisconsin_Chief]

...And we conquered them after a quarter.

I mean, this was mass murder. They had a whole offseason to prepare, took apart their entire roster, looked better than us for a quarter, then we coughed, scratched our balls and kept owning the league.

That was disgusting.

[Jerok]

Thanks Bill o Brian.. You're a lot nicer than the other Bills, Bill and Brady.

[comochiefsfan]

Yeah that was one of the most effortless wins we've had in awhile.

You got the feeling that we could've hung 60 on that team if we really wanted to.

[Hammock Parties]

I mean, this was mass murder.

There will be a protest for Texans lives before the next KC-HOU matchup.

[Gravedigger]

Getting rid of Hopkins and thinking you can replace him with Randall Cobb and Brandin Cooks again shows why Bill OBrien is a fucking dumbass.

[RunKC]

So did Denver and Oakland. Can’t wait to dismantle them too

[DRM08]

Yeah that was one of the most effortless wins we've had in awhile.

You got the feeling that we could've hung 60 on that team if we really wanted to.

Just saw a bimbo on Houston TV saying at least they didn’t score 60! Oh yeah, an easy 34 is such a great result for Houston defense. It’s gonna be a rough 7 weeks for them. Brutal schedule.

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Yeah that was one of the most effortless wins we've had in awhile.

You got the feeling that we could've hung 60 on that team if we really wanted to.

I never felt a hint of effort.

That was Jordan filming a spot on the last dance.

Mahomes was like oh boy, I might lose guys! I might...

Yeah. Nice game all.

[FloridaMan88]

They just rearranged the deck chairs on the Bill O’Brien epic fail Titanic.

[Hammock Parties]

They could have dropped 50 on them, I felt.

Andy was running preseason mop up running plays in the 4th.

[Hammock Parties]

So did Denver and Oakland. Can’t wait to dismantle them too

lololololol

mahomes is going to blow up the death star by firing a torpedo from the other side of yavin 4

[Wisconsin_Chief]

They could have dropped 50 on them, I felt.

Andy was running preseason mop up running plays in the 4th.

I don’t think he ever went into regular season mode.

That shit was as basic as it gets. Deep bomb to D-Rob, up the gut runs, quick hits to Hill.

And we won by 14 against a team that planned their offseason to beat us.

This shit is truly too easy. It’s laughable.

Will we lose a game? I mean really?

[eDave]

I sense a cosmic agreement not to discuss an undefeated season at this point.

[Hammock Parties]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Grateful.</p>&mdash; Deandre Hopkins (@DeAndreHopkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1304272728237711363?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[lcarus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Grateful.</p>&mdash; Deandre Hopkins (@DeAndreHopkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1304272728237711363?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

ROFL

[Wisconsin_Chief]

I sense a cosmic agreement not to discuss an undefeated season at this point.

Yes sir!

I mean, what? 😊

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I don’t think he ever went into regular season mode.

That shit was as basic as it gets. Deep bomb to D-Rob, up the gut runs, quick hits to Hill.

And we won by 14 against a team that planned their offseason to beat us.

This shit is truly too easy. It’s laughable.

Will we lose a game? I mean really?

I was wondering this as well. If they stay relatively healthy, this team looks damn near unstoppable. They truly look like they are head and shoulders above everybody else in the league at this point. It's hard to imagine anybody on their schedule beating them.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

I was wondering this as well. If they stay relatively healthy, this team looks damn near unstoppable. They truly look like they are head and shoulders above everybody else in the league at this point. It's hard to imagine anybody on their schedule beating them.

We haven’t seen any other teams yet.

How do you know they’re head and shoulders above Baltimore, NO, Tampa, etc?

[Wisconsin_Chief]

We haven’t seen any other teams yet.

How do you know they’re head and shoulders above Baltimore, NO, Tampa, etc?

Houston gave us our toughest challenge twice last year.

To just toy with them opening day is... nice. I mean we didn’t even try man.

This team is outrageous.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Hopkins was special. That trade was pure stupidity. How do you keep BOB after that? Texans fans hate him. Rightfully so. Thank **** christ he ain't part of this team. Worst coach ****in ever

[eDave]

Back to the drawing board.

[Chief Pagan]

There will be a protest for Texans lives before the next KC-HOU matchup.

Texan Lives Matter.

Nah, screw-'em.

[Hammock Parties]

This right now...this feeling.

This is what it feels like to be the fucking bully on the playground.

Texans fans fucking hate us right now. We're more reviled than the Cowboys are down there right now.

We're going to be assholes. The underdog thing is played out.

Get ready to be the bad guys.

https://pa1.narvii.com/7041/e6ffdb779de6651d021548eca4b7af42fd790b37r1-320-204_00.gif

[Hammock Parties]

WE BROKE THEM

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[Bowser]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Grateful.</p>&mdash; Deandre Hopkins (@DeAndreHopkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1304272728237711363?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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[comochiefsfan]

Getting rid of Hopkins and thinking you can replace him with Randall Cobb and Brandin Cooks again shows why Bill OBrien is a ****ing dumbass.

It got to the point tonight where I started to feel bad for Watson. Down by 17 late in the third quarter....and Houston just kept running the ball.

Why pay a guy $39 million a year if you aren't going to try and put the game on his shoulders in crunch time?

What a terribly run organization. I would be pulling my hair out if I were a Texans fan watching that shit.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

We haven’t seen any other teams yet.

How do you know they’re head and shoulders above Baltimore, NO, Tampa, etc?

Well, uh, they just won the Super Bowl, first of all. Came back from double-digit deficits and won by double digits in all three postseason games. Have won ten games in a row. Have scored 31 unanswered points against Houston in two straight games. Added Clyde Edwards-Helaire to an already-dominant offense. Just shut down a good offense without Breeland and Pennel, plus losing Okafor, Ward, and Saunders to injuries.

Sorry, what was the question? How do I know the Chiefs are better than the fucking Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Seriously?

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Well, uh, they just won the Super Bowl, first of all. Came back from double-digit deficits and won by double digits in all three postseason games. Have won ten games in a row. Have scored 31 unanswered points against Houston in two straight games. Added Clyde Edwards-Helaire to an already-dominant offense. Just shut down a good offense without Breeland and Pennel, plus losing Okafor, Ward, and Saunders to injuries.

Sorry, what was the question? How do I know the Chiefs are better than the ****ing Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Seriously?

Yup!

[Wisconsin_Chief]

This right now...this feeling.

This is what it feels like to be the ****ing bully on the playground.

Texans fans ****ing hate us right now. We're more reviled than the Cowboys are down there right now.

We're going to be assholes. The underdog thing is played out.

Get ready to be the bad guys.

https://pa1.narvii.com/7041/e6ffdb779de6651d021548eca4b7af42fd790b37r1-320-204_00.gif

I love it!

My mother in law just texted me and said “That was boring, Chiefs are too good.”

Listen bitch, I stuck with this team through Damon Huard, Tyler Thigpen, Matt Cassel, Brady Quinn and Alex Smith.

I deserve this shit. Don’t tell me they’re too good. I love every second.

[Hammock Parties]

My mother in law just texted me and said “That was boring, Chiefs are too good.”


When I moved to the States, we lived in Dallas. I was surrounded by Cowboys fans.

I fucking hated the Cowboys, because their fans, to me, were arrogant little snot-nosed Texas boys, and every game I watched was boring, because Dallas just stomped everyone.

Right now there's some kid who just moved to Kansas City and he wants to punch all his classmates in the nose because of Patrick Mahomes.

[Halfcan]

I hope we see the Texgirls in the playoffs again this year- but I have serious doubts they will make it.

[eDave]

I hope we see the Texgirls in the playoffs again this year- but I have serious doubts they will make it.

This game just might start them reeling. Schedule is brutal.

[Wisconsin_Chief]

This game just might start them reeling. Schedule is brutal.

They were cocky for like 6 minutes.

It was super cute.

[Halfcan]

This game just might start them reeling. Schedule is brutal.

Yep, you are spot on. They have some nice players (if they can stay healthy) I just don't see that fire from Watson for 4 whole quarters.

[comochiefsfan]

Yep, you are spot on. They have some nice players (if they can stay healthy) I just don't see that fire from Watson for 4 whole quarters.

It would be kind of hard to have fire when your head coach takes away all your best receivers and then won't let you throw the ball late in the game.

[JakeF]

I sense a cosmic agreement not to discuss an undefeated season at this point.
THIS

No mentioning this shit unless it actually happens.

[Hammock Parties]

THIS

No mentioning this shit unless it actually happens.

https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/kag324/rONNIEsample.jpg

[RealSNR]

And the excuses continue to roll in for Deshaun Watson, by the way.

Yeah, it sucks that his idiot coach/GM traded away his best WR. That's really too bad, but what would people be saying right now if Hopkins didn't get traded but just got a season ending injury instead? Either way, Watson wouldn't be throwing to him on the field and would have to find other guys.

He has TWO pretty good TEs, a RB who unfucked himself, and a 4-deep lineup of 2nd and 3rd WRs. No, he doesn't have a #1 option, but stop pretending he's surrounded by bums, or that he can blame his coach for all of his own problems. Gardner Minshew looks at what Deshaun Watson has and is thinking, "Damn... could I have some of those supposedly shitty weapons plz?" A pedophile in his mid-40s started at QB for the Patriots last year and did okay while throwing to Julian fucking Edelman and a bag of dicks. Watson HAS weapons, but the reason why people think he's in hell is because none of them are Deandre Hopkins.

Or, seriously. Imagine if Watson talked to Andrew Luck. It's like that scene from Life of Brian.

Watson: "You saw what they did to me. They traded away two 1st round picks for a decent LT!"

Luck: "Ohohohoooo... my idea of HEAVEN is to have my franchise trade away multiple first round picks for a decent LT! Just for a few seasons!"

Watson: "Oh lay off me I've had a hard time!"

Luck: "YOU'VE had a hard time?! I was in the NFL for 8 years and it wasn't until I was paralyzed for multiple seasons that they finally fired the GM who couldn't give me a team!"

[Hammock Parties]

Watson = Randall Cunningham

Mahomes = Troy Aikman

Maybe when Watson is 35 he can play with a HOF deep threat to inflate his stats and still lose when it counts.

He's never getting past Mahomes, and F the media for trying to create a non-existent rivalry between these two players.

If Mahomes hadn't been hurt last year he's 3-0 against DeSham.

[eDave]

Mahomes ain't Troy Aikman, dude.

[Halfcan]

It would be kind of hard to have fire when your head coach takes away all your best receivers and then won't let you throw the ball late in the game.

I was perplexed they kept running when down by multiple scores. I kept looking at the time...then the score...and they kept running the clock- Thanks for that Texgirls! LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

Mahomes ain't Troy Aikman, dude.

physically, no

as a symbol, yes

i can't think of a better example for a QB who could never get over the hump because eliteness was standing in his way

[Best22]

physically, no

as a symbol, yes

i can't think of a better example for a QB who could never get over the hump because eliteness was standing in his way

Joe Montana vs. Jim Everett

[BlackOp]

i can't think of a better example for a QB who could never get over the hump because eliteness was standing in his way

Alex Smith? Could never get past Brady or Manning...

[eDave]

Alex Smith? Could never get past Brady or Manning...

Both those guys respect the hell out of Smith. By all accounts.

[Hammock Parties]

Joe Montana vs. Jim Everett

That one's probably better.

[TwistedChief]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Grateful.</p>&mdash; Deandre Hopkins (@DeAndreHopkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1304272728237711363?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Savage.

[KChiefs1]

The NFL is fucked.

It’s the Chiefs world & the rest are just living in it.

[KChiefs1]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Grateful.</p>— Deandre Hopkins (@DeAndreHopkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1304272728237711363?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


I’d love to see the Cardinals tear it up this season.

[chiefzilla1501]

I mean, it's way too soon to tell since we haven't had a preseason. But I've always wondered how much of Watsons success was built around having a guy who can dominate on 50/50 balls. It used to be a big part of his game and was noticeably missing yesterday

[Hammock Parties]

I mean, it's way too soon to tell since we haven't had a preseason. But I've always wondered how much of Watsons success was built around having a guy who can dominate on 50/50 balls. It used to be a big part of his game and was noticeably missing yesterday

Watson seemed gun shy after that drop on the 50/50 ball on the opening possession.

They asked for it.

[carcosa]

I love it!

My mother in law just texted me and said “That was boring, Chiefs are too good.”

Listen bitch, I stuck with this team through Damon Huard, Tyler Thigpen, Matt Cassel, Brady Quinn and Alex Smith.

I deserve this shit. Don’t tell me they’re too good. I love every second.

Do you and your mother in law ever swap nudes?

[Dunerdr]

I keep thinking that Bill O'brien believes he can take chicken shit and make chicken salad like bellichceck does, but he cant, or doesnt.

[Easy 6]

This right now...this feeling.

This is what it feels like to be the fucking bully on the playground.

Texans fans fucking hate us right now. We're more reviled than the Cowboys are down there right now.

We're going to be assholes. The underdog thing is played out.

Get ready to be the bad guys.

https://pa1.narvii.com/7041/e6ffdb779de6651d021548eca4b7af42fd790b37r1-320-204_00.gif

LMAO WE ARE NEGAN

[Randallflagg]

They could have dropped 50 on them, I felt.

Andy was running preseason mop up running plays in the 4th.


Indeed. I was pretty well impressed. No pre-season games, screwed up practices and still, they kicked ass....nothing shabby about this team. :thumb:

[Randallflagg]

Do you and your mother in law ever swap nudes?



ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO WE ARE NEGAN

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[TEX]

Do you and your mother in law ever swap nudes?


LMAO

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Mahomes = Troy Aikman


Aikman never came close to a fraction of the talent that Mahomes has. Get that entitled crybaby's name out your mouth. They should never be mentioned in the same breath, unless we're talking about how much better Mahomes is.

[Dartgod]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Grateful.</p>&mdash; Deandre Hopkins (@DeAndreHopkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1304272728237711363?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 11, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Check out this reply to his Tweet...

Dhop is one if my favorite players, but the trade was a business move. If they kept you, they couldn’t afford the rest of the people they needed.. grateful where you are I grew up there, but that was a team coming off a super bowl win and damn near beat them without you man..

Whaaa...? ROFL

WTF game was this guy watching?

[Hammock Parties]

Aikman never came close to a fraction of the talent that Mahomes has. Get that entitled crybaby's name out your mouth. They should never be mentioned in the same breath, unless we're talking about how much better Mahomes is.

It's a symbolic comparison, bro.

:doh!:

[htismaqe]

That game wasn't even close. Damn near beat them? LMAO

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Tyreek is pretty fucking awesome

[scho63]

Their defense looked really stout and then we ran it down their throats!

[Dunerdr]

Remember that time we didnt have a receiver catch a touchdown? Now look at us. JUST FUCKING LOOK AT US!

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

After Shaqzaam in the Super Bowl. Looks like there will be shot each week of the opposing team's DC. With the oh fuck look

[Bweb]

I don’t think he ever went into regular season mode.

That shit was as basic as it gets. Deep bomb to D-Rob, up the gut runs, quick hits to Hill.

And we won by 14 against a team that planned their offseason to beat us.

This shit is truly too easy. It’s laughable.

Will we lose a game? I mean really?

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[eDave]

Watson has no personality. No fire. No enthusiasm. No swagger. He's a basic bitch and it was clear last night. The game was never winnable in his mind. First game after winning the superbowl, first game of the season, TNF, at home, against the Texans. There was no earthly way Texans had a chance.