Boat naming thread

[crazycoffey]

Boat names. I need ideas for a boat name

I’ll probably not use any of the crappy ideas you degenerates throw out, but; you never know. Maybe someone will throw an actual fastball over the plate. At the very least I can brag about buying my first boat.

Details. It’s a Sea Ray 370 sun sport with twin merc 502 I/O motors. 38.5 feet long, and 11 foot wide beam. She’s big and can go pretty fast. But also cruises very nicely. It’s a lake of the ozarks boat and has been for awhile.

More pics in the thread if anyone shows interest.

[crazycoffey]

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[Simply Red]

hey buddy i saw pics and vid. of that thing. Good going champ!

[God of Thunder]

boaty mcboatface

[crazycoffey]

hey buddy i saw pics and vid. of that thing. Good going champ!

In honor of this post, I will put “Simply Blue” on the short list of considered babes.

/thread


Thanks buddy. Come on over to play. It’s a fun boat. I’m having a blast learning all about it.

[eDave]

For Sale.



Nice boat dude.

[crazycoffey]

For Sale.



Nice boat dude.

If I can turn a profit, of course it is! Thank you.

[PunkinDrublic]

Captain Stabbin! Hot chicks sign up for a tour of the harbor and then once they’re aboard that’s when the stuff happens.

[eDave]

If I can turn a profit, of course it is! Thank you.

I've got a dream to own a sailboat out of S. CA. Based on never having sailed before. But it looks awesome and I love that Christopher Cross song.

[eDave]

Captain Stabbin! Hot chicks sign up for a tour of the harbor and then once they’re aboard that’s when the stuff happens.

I'd definitely ensure I got laid in that boat. Hell, with a boat like that I might actually could.

[cdcox]

Wasp Time

[crazycoffey]

Captain Stabbin! Hot chicks sign up for a tour of the harbor and then once they’re aboard that’s when the stuff happens.

Dear penthouse, I bought a boat...

[crazycoffey]

Wasp Time

That’s a good one

[TinyEvel]

Some of your personal interests and relevant input/inspiration will help.

[Fish]

boaty mcboatface

2nd

[crazycoffey]

Some of your personal interests and relevant input will help.

Right. I’ve been so closed off with who I am here. I forgot. Ok. So I was born a poor black child......

[Megatron96]

Cherry Poppin'
Clam Dippin'
Whores De Vores
Humpin' Sump'n
Stinky Fingers

Trey Gun Jet Chip Wasp Y Funnel

[eDave]

Right. I’ve been so closed off with who I am here. I forgot. Ok. So I was born a poor black child......

"Implications"

[Demonpenz]

nice boat. break out another thousand

[eDave]

nice boat. break out another thousand

So let's get into this. What are the running costs for a boat like this?

[Demonpenz]

So let's get into this. What are the running costs for a boat like this?

a lot

[Demonpenz]

https://www.midwestwatersports.com/new-mastercraft-boats/2020-mastercraft-xt25-navy-metal-flake


Sale Price:151,853.00 Original Price:189,008.00

[Buehler445]

LIV

[Demonpenz]

I am guessing that is a crownline though and he had the rail installed with speakers so it isn't that high

[eDave]

That’s a good one

It's not good at all. Have some creativity and individuality. Sprinkle in some fun.

[Demonpenz]

https://crownline.com/boats/the-crownline-2020-e235/?portfolioCats=65%2C67%2C66%2C69%2C70%2C462 then with a ski rail on it

[SPchief]

The Mr Beaumaunt

[bringbackmarty]

Clyde Frog
Mahermit the Dawg
Joneses' Boneses'

[scho63]

Coffey or T

Hot Coffey

Chilled Coffey

Hot Coffey and Speed

Coffey and Cream

Irish Coffey

Roasted Coffey Beans

[Jewish Rabbi]

The Implications

[Easy 6]

Atta Bouy

[loochy]

Name it the "Frank Clark Illness"

[Reroka]

Alabama Hotpocket.


Boat names. I need ideas for a boat name

I’ll probably not use any of the crappy ideas you degenerates throw out, but; you never know. Maybe someone will throw an actual fastball over the plate. At the very least I can brag about buying my first boat.

Details. It’s a Sea Ray 370 sun sport with twin merc 502 I/O motors. 38.5 feet long, and 11 foot wide beam. She’s big and can go pretty fast. But also cruises very nicely. It’s a lake of the ozarks boat and has been for awhile.

More pics in the thread if anyone shows interest.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Craft bought off the zebras

[Bwana]

Right. I’ve been so closed off with who I am here. I forgot. Ok. So I was born a poor black child......


The "Navin Johnson."
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/102199217/jerk.jpg


My cousin has a boat he has on Lake Pend Oreille in Idaho, named the "Beaver Squeezer."

[SuperBowl4]

THE SINK ANOTHER DRINK - THE HELL OR HIGH WATER - THE WHISKEY ON THE DOCKS - THE PARASYMPATHOMIMETIC

[Munson]

The Gilded Lady

[Munson]

U.S.S. Patrick Mahomes II

[Sorce]

Floaty Bitch

[Perineum Ripper]

Boats and Mahomes

[493rd]

“My Wet Dream”

[Bearcat]

Unsinkable II

[Easy 6]

Luck Be a Lakey

[TinyEvel]

Boaty McTat

[Sorce]

William Bartee

[Easy 6]

Turd Ferguson

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Turn your Head and Coffey

[MOhillbilly]

Poon Schoon

[RealSNR]

Chum Dumpster

[Great8]

Prestige Worldwide

[Donger]

The Flying Wasp

[tooge]

Dammit Carl
Boaty McBoaterson

[oldman]

Ihavetoomuchmoney?

[ClevelandBronco]

In honor of the SB win:

LIV

Or a variant

LIV Large

LIV Life

LIV Fast

And I'll expect a ride one of these days.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

I'm on a Boat.

[Chiefs316]

BOHICA
Stugots
BoatsNMahomes
Showtime

[ClevelandBronco]

LIV opens up possibilities around LIVing or LIVin'

You show someone the boat for the first time, you just say, "And this is LIVin.'"

Easy LIVing

Super LIVin' for those that need a stronger hint as to why LIV is upper case.

[Renegade]

Don't give her a name, just a decal of our Championship Ring.

[Rain Man]

"The Spirit of 2020"

No other boat will have that name.

[Shoes]

Unsinkable 2.0

[Holladay]

Halfast

What I named my 4' RC boat.

[MahiMike]

Damn a 37' boat in the Ozarks? My offshore boat was only 25' but felt huge. Enjoy.

[ChiefsCountry]

Cop Out
Knot Guilty
Law and Water

[Kman34]

Gracie..

[LoneWolf]

Fuck Covid
WAB

[SuperBowl4]

Loose Lips

[Buehler445]

Poon Schoon

ROFL.

How you been man. Good to see you around.

[lewdog]

Gayer than anchors

[displacedinMN]

One in San Diego called Bite Me.

[Rasputin]

To the Ship


every time we sign a new player you can post your boat.

[Rasputin]

Bout time CC post where the fuck have you been?

[scho63]

The Flying Wasp

Sounds more like a traveling female executive from Massachusetts than a boat. :D

[scho63]

Turn your Head and Coffey

Does this come with a free, ball sack check up? :hmmm:

[Rasputin]

You should name it the SS Minnow and invite some friends for a 3 hour tour 3 hour tour. You need captain I know a guy called Skipper and he has a a little buddy named Gilligan and he knows a couple chicks Mary Ann and a Hollywood hottie named Ginger and she's friends with a millionaire Mr and Mrs Howl very uppity uppity people but then you can also invite a professor for good intelectual conversations. Probably have a good time just check the weather before you go wouldn't want something crazy to happen and get stranded on a deserted island.

[bevischief]

15

[Road Hog]

Miss Inclined

[lewdog]

Anchors a gay.

[Easy 6]

Ship Tease

[cron912]

Motorboat'n

[2bikemike]

R U Wet is the name of a boat on our lake. My wife says that sounds dirty! :D

[lewdog]

Shit creek

[kepp]

Boaty Croyle

[dlphg9]

More pics please. Need inspiration.

[Holladay]

W A P

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Brooke Pryor Sucks

[scho63]

So what's the verdict?

[Dartgod]

So what's the verdict?

That's a fucking stupid name for a boat.