The Teams Patrick Mahomes Has Beaten Thread

[Dante84]

I will update this list when Patrick Mahomes beats new teams. Let's see how fast he can mow through the league.

Teams Patrick Mahomes Has Beaten

Denver Broncos
San Diego /Los Angeles Chargers
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Arizona Cardinals
Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders
Baltimore Ravens
Indianapolis Colts
Detroit Lions
New England Patriots
Chicago Bears
Houston Texans
Tennessee Titans
Buffalo Bills
New York Jets
Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Miami Dolphins
New Orleans Saints
Atlanta Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles
Washington Football Team
New York Giants
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
Los Angeles Rams
Seattle Seahawks
Minnesota Vikings


Teams Patrick Mahomes Has Not Beaten
Kansas City Chiefs

Quarterbacks who have beaten all 32 teams:

Peyton Manning
Brett Favre
Drew Brees
Tom Brady


Quarterbacks who have beaten 31 teams:

Patrick Mahomes (has not beaten Kansas City Chiefs)
Kerry Collins (has not beaten Miami Dolphins)
Aaron Rodgers (has not beaten Green Bay Packers)
Ben Roethlisberger (has not beaten Pittsburgh Steelers)

[LoneWolf]

I hope Patrick doesn’t join the list with Manning, Brees, and Favre.

[Dante84]

I hope Patrick doesn’t join the list with Manning, Brees, and Favre.

I can't seem to find who was the fastest QB to beat 31 other teams, but Patrick has to be on pace to shatter that record.

[Red Dawg]

Gonna be a longer list by Dec 31.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

I can't seem to find who was the fastest QB to beat 31 other teams, but Patrick has to be on pace to shatter that record.

He won't have a chance to beat the Rams until 2022, unless by some miracle they make the SB.

Edit: Forgot to add Seattle, but I think we'll be playing them in February...

[Dunerdr]

He won't have a chance to beat the Rams until 2022, unless by some miracle they make the SB.

Edit: Forgot to add Seattle, but I think we'll be playing them in February...

I think theres a better chance at rams redemption personally. The Seafrauds have some gaping holes.

[St. Patty's Fire]

One of those names is not like the othersLMAO

[CasselGotPeedOn]

One of those names is not like the othersLMAO

Brady?

[Lzen]

Brady?

ROFL

I think he meant Kerry Collins. ;)

[Halfcan]

Mahomes will never beat all 32- he will retire a Chief.

[MeaTy The Pimp]

...and didn't we win the Minnesota Game Last year? Week 9

Or was that a game while Mahommes was still out with the knee?

[Dunerdr]

...and didn't we win the Minnesota Game Last year? Week 9

Or was that a game while Mahommes was still out with the knee?

MIDNIGHT MOORE

[TimeForWasp]

Didn't Brett Favre beat every team?

[cmh6476]

up next, Buffalo.

[St. Patty's Fire]

MIDNIGHT MOORE

Excuse me it’s Matty “Midnight Hour” Moore

[Dante84]

Didn't Brett Favre beat every team?

Yep, he's in the OP list

[displacedinMN]

Didn't Brett Favre beat every team?

The Chiefs were the last one he beat. Hail mary in OT. Ugh.

[RealSNR]

I've been doing a lot of all-time stats research since we got Mahomes (can you blame me?) and I find it weird that the NFL doesn't just lump regular season and playoff games together.

Go to pro football reference and the big columns are all about their regular season stats. You have to look elsewhere to find their stuff about the playoffs, and sometimes they don't even add them together, much less give you the entire list with playoff games factored in.

That's kind of bullshit. Wouldn't you say? They don't cut the regular seasons' stats off at 14 games just to be fair to the players who played before 16 games. Why the hell would it matter?

You tally the total number of games if people want to know TDs/yards per game or whatever. Simple.

[Rain Man]

Patrick Mahomes has beaten 31 teams. Some of them just don't know it yet.

[DRM08]

I've been doing a lot of all-time stats research since we got Mahomes (can you blame me?) and I find it weird that the NFL doesn't just lump regular season and playoff games together.

Go to pro football reference and the big columns are all about their regular season stats. You have to look elsewhere to find their stuff about the playoffs, and sometimes they don't even add them together, much less give you the entire list with playoff games factored in.

That's kind of bullshit. Wouldn't you say? They don't cut the regular seasons' stats off at 14 games just to be fair to the players who played before 16 games. Why the hell would it matter?

You tally the total number of games if people want to know TDs/yards per game or whatever. Simple.

I think it is bullshit too. But I guess this is their way to equalize for Hall of Fame comparisons on players who rarely or never make the playoffs. Let's just say for the heck of it, Calvin Johnson compared to Jerry Rice or whoever that has been in the playoffs a ton.

[Deberg_1990]

I think it is bullshit too. But I guess this is their way to equalize for Hall of Fame comparisons on players who rarely or never make the playoffs. Let's just say for the heck of it, Calvin Johnson compared to Jerry Rice or whoever that has been in the playoffs a ton.

Just think of al the postseason games someone like Brady has played in. It’s got to be equivalent to another 2-3 years of games.

[DRM08]

Just think of al the postseason games someone like Brady has played in. It’s got to be equivalent to another 2-3 years of games.

Yep, that's exactly what I meant. Julian Edelman vs. Calvin Johnson. I think this example might be why they don't lump in the playoff stats with regular season performance.

[Stryker]

Love this post :clap:
I was wondering who he has and who he hasn't - nice layout!

[smithandrew051]

He also beat the Madden Curse and “Because Chiefs”.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

The Chiefs were the last one he beat. Hail mary in OT. Ugh.

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wtf_talking_about_wolf_of_wallstreet.gif

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200711040kan.htm

[RealSNR]

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wtf_talking_about_wolf_of_wallstreet.gif

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200711040kan.htm

Yeah. I don't remember there being any hail mary or OT.

[Dante84]

Patrick collects his Buffalo badge.

OP Updated.

[mlyonsd]

This is nuts. Basically only two years in.

[Dante84]

Also just realized that Patrick will, barring disaster, finish off the AFC this season by beating the Jets and Dolphins.

[BWillie]

Why keep track? It will be everyone soon.

[cmh6476]

Next up, j-e-t-s jets jets jets

[cmh6476]

up next, Buffalo.

This

[In58men]

Surprised Rivers isn’t on the list for 31 teams.

[chefsos]

I'm a little taken aback by the fact that he hasn't been around long enough to have even seen half of the NFC. Life before Mahomes seems so long ago now.

[Dante84]

He has a chance to knock these off the list this season, and perhaps one of the remaining NFC teams should we face them in the Super Bowl.

New York Jets (has not played)
Carolina Panthers (has not played)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (has not played)
Miami Dolphins (has not played)
New Orleans Saints (has not played)
Atlanta Falcons (has not played)

[Dante84]

Updated.

Jets have been Mahomes’d.

[chiefzilla1501]

It seems the best strategy for not losing to mahomes is simply to not play him.

[Dante84]

Updated.

Panthers have been Mahomes’d.

[Hammock Parties]

+1

[Dante84]

Updated.

Buccaneers have been Mahomes’d.

[cmh6476]

so we can knock out the next three this year and will just have NFC teams left.

Then he could get all the NFC East teams nest year. Rams and Seahawks in 2022. And the Packers and Vikings in 2023.

Not saying it's a guarantee, but could be done in 6 years. I wonder how long it took the other QBs to accomplish the same task.

[Dante84]

so we can knock out the next three this year and will just have NFC teams left.

Then he could get all the NFC East teams nest year. Rams and Seahawks in 2022. And the Packers and Vikings in 2023.

Not saying it's a guarantee, but could be done in 6 years. I wonder how long it took the other QBs to accomplish the same task.

Hypothetically, he could get SEA or LAR or GB or MIN in the next few Super Bowls. But otherwise, yeah, 2023.

[Skyy God]

Kerry Collins is a real outlier on that list. Good times, that guy.

https://www.thebiglead.com/posts/kerry-collins-used-the-n-word-at-training-camp-while-drunk-with-carolina-teammates-in-1997-a-year-later-he-was-gone-to-new-orleans-01dxggp6jweh

[Dante84]

Updated.

Dolphins have been Mahomes’d.

The entire AFC has been Mahomes’d.

[carcosa]

When Mahomes is 45 we should trade him to another team and let him beat us so he can get the full 32

[lcarus]

It'd be great if Alex Smith ended his career beating everyone but the Chiefs.

[notorious]

When Mahomes is 45 we should trade him to another team and let him beat us so he can get the full 32

Only for 1 game, and that's after we have the 1st round bye wrapped up.

[notorious]

It'd be great if Alex Smith ended his career beating everyone but the Chiefs.

He might not ever get the win, but he certainly owns owns some L's.

[Bearcat]

Could be 3 new teams in 3 weeks, nice.

[Bearcat]

When Mahomes is 45 we should trade him to another team and let him beat us so he can get the full 32

If he kept playing like he did in the 1st quarter, would that have counted?

[ptlyon]

Could be 3 new teams in 3 weeks, nice.

Wut?

[carcosa]

Only for 1 game, and that's after we have the 1st round bye wrapped up.

I like this plan! Led by rookie trailblazer Patricia Mahomes

[notorious]

I like this plan! Led by rookie trailblazer Patricia Mahomes

HAWT

[Bearcat]

Wut?

Dolphins, Saints, Falcons

[ptlyon]

Dolphins, Saints, Falcons

Sorry thought you meant the next 3

[Coach]

Updated.

Dolphins have been Mahomes’d.

The entire AFC has been Mahomes’d.

And it took him less than 3 years.

https://media.giphy.com/media/sHRU2mefl56BG/giphy.gif

[Spott]

Seems like it wasn’t that long ago that we could never win in Florida. Now we have 4 wins in the sunshine state in the last 15 months.

[Spott]

Time to add another team to the list. :)

[Graystoke]

Bump

[Hammock Parties]

Seems like it wasn’t that long ago that we could never win in Florida. Now we have 4 wins in the sunshine state in the last 15 months.

The sun knows if it beats too hot, Mahomes will launch a football into it.

The sun is afraid of Patrick Mahomes.

[Bearcat]

I guess it wouldn't be that hard to figure out how long it took the other QBs on that list to get to 20+ teams and then the entire NFL... thinking Mahomes can potentially do it in as little as two trips through the NFC divisions while knocking out the entire AFC in that time seems pretty insane.

[Dante84]

Updated.

Saints have been Mahomes’d.

[Cheater5]

We have the John Wick of professional quarterbacks;

"Whoever you send...I'll kill them all."

[Dante84]

Updated.

Falcons have been Mahomes’d.

[Dante84]

There’s a chance he can knock off one more team from the list this season, if we play any of them in the Super Bowl.

[Hammock Parties]

yiss!

[Mahomes_Is_God]

I guess it wouldn't be that hard to figure out how long it took the other QBs on that list to get to 20+ teams and then the entire NFL... thinking Mahomes can potentially do it in as little as two trips through the NFC divisions while knocking out the entire AFC in that time seems pretty insane.

Mahomes will never knock off the entire AFC. The man is a Chief for life!

[Dante84]

Updated.

Eagles have been Mahomes’d.

[tyecopeland]

Updated.

Eagles have been Mahomes’d.

Need to move brady into the beaten all 32 teams category.

But it can wait until you move Washington into the teams mahomes has beaten list in two weeks.

[Spott]

Good time for a bump.

[Dante84]

Updated.

The Football Team has been Mahomes’d.

[redfan]

I like this thread a lot!

[TLO]

This thread is fun!!!!!!

[carcosa]

Gonna cross at least three more off the list this season!!!!

[Dante84]

Updated.

The Giants have been Mahomes’d.

[Dante84]

Updated.

The Packers have been Mahomes’d.

[Dante84]

That was a big one to cross off the list! Let’s finish this shit.

[redfan]

Need to add Las Vegas Raiders.

[tyecopeland]

That was a big one to cross of the list! Let’s finish this shit.

Take care of the raiders next week and then do to the Cowboys what the Broncos just did to them.

[Halfcan]

Updated.

The Packers have been Mahomes’d.

:thumb:

[philfree]

Updated.

The Packers have been Mahomes’d.

You meant they were Maowned!

[Gary Cooper]

Need to add Las Vegas Raiders.

We beat them last year.

[Hammock Parties]

After Sunday's game against Dallas, Patrick Mahomes will have played all 31 of the other NFL teams. The only teams he has not beaten are the Rams and Seahawks. He is .500 or better against the other 28 teams he has played.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Never played the Vikings

[Gary Cooper]

After Sunday's game against Dallas, Patrick Mahomes will have played all 31 of the other NFL teams. The only teams he has not beaten are the Rams and Seahawks. He is .500 or better against the other 28 teams he has played.

As the poster above said, he was out for the Vikings game in 2019.

[FloridaMan88]

Seattle and the Rams are both coming to Arrowhead next season so Mahomes will get his shot at them again in 2022.

Chiefs play at Vikings in 2023.

[Bowser]

Never played the Vikings

The best part of that game was Tyreek Hill outracing the entire fucking field to catch Damien Williams from behind when Williams had a 10 yard head start, haha

[Chiefspants]

ADD THE COWBOYS

[Dante84]

Updated.

The Cowboys have been Mahomes’d.

[Dante84]

That’s it for this year unless we get one of the remaining teams in the Super Bowl

[displacedinMN]

That’s it for this year unless we get one of the remaining teams in the Super Bowl

according to Vikes fans today's win means they will go to the SB.ROFL

[tyecopeland]

This is a good thread.

[Mecca]

Our of curiosity when they do these lists is it regular and post season or just regular season?

[TLO]

This is a good thread.

I enjoy it

[InChiefsHeaven]

Our of curiosity when they do these lists is it regular and post season or just regular season?

I think it's both. Obviously not preseason, but any time you play a team would count.

[Coochie liquor]

Not to derail the thread, but I think I saw a stat that Lamar is pretty close too. Makes sense, he’s got a pretty amazing regular season record.

[Coogs]

Have the Rams and the Seahawks at home next year.
Probably go to the Vikes in 2023 since they were here 2 years ago.

[GayFrogs]

After Sunday's game against Dallas, Patrick Mahomes will have played all 31 of the other NFL teams. The only teams he has not beaten are the Rams and Seahawks. He is .500 or better against the other 28 teams he has played.

Except tennessee

[Coochie liquor]

Except tennessee

Undefeated against Dungver!!

[UK_Chief]

Will he ever beat the chiefs?! ��

[TimeForWasp]

Will he ever beat the chiefs?! ��

Some say he is the only one who can.

[Rasputin]

Will he ever beat the chiefs?! ��

I hope not .

[Hannah Barbarian]

So I checked how this compares to Brady and gotta say, Mahomes has a real good chance of finishing the list one year ahead of him.

They both had 28/31 done during first 4 seasons as starters, but it took Brady another three years to beat Washington in '07. So, that was his 7th season in a starter role. Mahomes will face Rams/Seahawks next year and then Vikings in '23, so if he sweeps them all, he'll clear the list in his 6th season. Impressive.

[Chiefspants]

So I checked how this compares to Brady and gotta say, Mahomes has a real good chance of finishing the list one year ahead of him.

They both had 28/31 done during first 4 seasons as starters, but it took Brady another three years to beat Washington in '07. So, that was his 7th season in a starter role. Mahomes will face Rams/Seahawks next year and then Vikings in '23, so if he sweeps them all, he'll clear the list in his 6th season. Impressive.

I think Lamar is outpacing Mahomes or is at his pace right now. It'd be great if an NFC team or two could knock him off this year.

[Coochie liquor]

I think Lamar is outpacing Mahomes or is at his pace right now. It'd be great if an NFC team or two could knock him off this year.

Looks like Lamar has 4 teams not counting Baltimore that he hasn’t beaten. He’s 0-1 against the Saints and Panthers, hasn’t played GB, or Bears.

[Dante84]

2 of the 3 remaining teams will be taken care of next year. It would leave just the Vikings.

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[DJ's left nut]

Wow.

Kerry Collins went 0-5 against the Dolphins with a 1/10 TD to INT ratio.

That's real bad.

[Dante84]

3 teams left on his list, and 2 guaranteed opportunities this season (LAR, SEA).

Mahomes has a chance to cross off the Rams on Sunday.

[KChiefs1]

3 teams left on his list, and 2 guaranteed opportunities this season (LAR, SEA).

Mahomes has a chance to cross off the Rams on Sunday.


Beat the Vikings in the Super Bowl & he completes the blackout on his bingo card.

[Skyy God]

Beat the Vikings in the Super Bowl & he completes the blackout on his bingo card.

After beating the Rams Sunday and the Hawks next year.

Surely he’s be the youngest to beat 31 teams by a wide margin.

[Renegade]

After beating the Rams Sunday and the Hawks next year.

Surely he’s be the youngest to beat 31 teams by a wide margin.

He plays the Hawks Christmas eve

[Buehler445]

Beat the Vikings in the Super Bowl & he completes the blackout on his bingo card.

I’d legitimately be shocked if the Viqueens made it out of the NFC. Cowbitches beat the bejesus out of them. The eagles have staying power looks to me like and the Seahags aren’t better but they could get them. And never underestimate the ref/Brady factor.

[rabblerouser]

I hope Patrick doesn’t join the list with Manning, Brees, and Favre.

This. Keep him with Collins, Rodgers, and Rapenbooger.

[rabblerouser]

I’d legitimately be shocked if the Viqueens made it out of the NFC. Cowbitches beat the bejesus out of them. The eagles have staying power looks to me like and the Seahags aren’t better but they could get them. And never underestimate the ref/Brady factor.

I could see them making another NFC Championship Game...but 9 times out of 10 it's the better QB, and the NFC still has Brady and Dak is better than Cousins. I'd say that Jimmy G is Cousins' döpp3lganger so flip a coin.

Hard to see them making the Super Bowl.

Even harder to see Vikings winning, because the AFC rep will most likely be Mahomes and my favorite professional sports franchise, the KC Chiefs.

But even keeping up with Allen or Burrows would be s struggle for Cousins. Too much top end QB talent in the AFC for the Vikes to make it out of their conference.

[Dante84]

Updated.

The Rams have been Mahomes’d.

[carcosa]

Grim reaper knocking on Seahawks door dot jpeg

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

Time to make it a nice round 30.

[Brody Wa]

How about the Bengals?

[Bearcat]

How about the Bengals?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore/_/gameId/401030804

[DJay23]

To go a little deeper, there are 9 teams Patrick has never played and therefore has never beaten at home (Chicago, Detroit, Miami, Minnesota, New Orleans, Philadelphia, Seattle, Tampa Bay, and Washington), 7 teams he has never played on the road (Atlanta, Carolina, Dallas, Green Bay, Minnesota, Giants, Jets), and 5 teams he has played but not beaten on the road (Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Rams, Seattle, Tennessee).

You can also throw the Chiefs on all of those, because...obviously.

Has a chance at getting Seattle at home this week, Chicago, Detroit, and Miami at home next year (based on schedule rotation) and Green Bay, Minnesota, and the Jets on the road.

[Brody Wa]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore/_/gameId/401030804

Thank you. Peter King on pff was saying the last thing time we beat the Bengals was in 1978…which didn’t seem right. Maybe I misunderstood him. The show aired a couple of weeks ago.

[displacedinMN]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore/_/gameId/401030804

I missed that one because it was flexed and I had tickets to Phil Collins.



after Sat, Vikes fans are going ape shit thinking they will make it to the SB
I have no idea who will out of the NFC. Still thinking SF because of experience and Defense.

History is not on the side of Cowboysj or vikings. Seems like they will choke.

Philly is 50/50 to me

[displacedinMN]

Thank you. Peter King on pff was saying the last thing time we beat the Bengals was in 1978…which didn’t seem right. Maybe I misunderstood him. The show aired a couple of weeks ago.

maybe last time we beat them in Cincy?

[Chiefspants]

ADD ANOTHER TO THE LIST.

DREAD IT, RUN FROM IT, MINNESOTA. PATRICK COMES TO VISIT NEXT YEAR AND YOU KNOW HE HAS YOU CIRCLED FOR THE GAME.

[Dante84]

Updated.

The Seahawks have been Mahomes’d.

[cmh6476]

In opposite world, Derek Carr will be the first qb in nfl history to lose to every team once the panthers and raiders get him

[carcosa]

In opposite world, Derek Carr will be the first qb in nfl history to lose to every team once the panthers and raiders get him

Lmao that's so fitting

[Dante84]

THE WEEK IS UPON US

[DenverChief]

Quarterbacks who have beaten 31 teams:

Kerry Collins (has not beaten Miami Dolphins)
Aaron Rodgers (has not beaten Green Bay Packers)
Ben Roethlisberger (has not beaten Pittsburgh Steelers)


This is just wild to me - I don't really remember him being all that great of a QB

[ThyKingdomCome15]

I will update this list when Patrick Mahomes beats new teams. Let's see how fast he can mow through the league.

Teams Patrick Mahomes Has Beaten

Denver Broncos
San Diego /Los Angeles Chargers
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Arizona Cardinals
Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders
Baltimore Ravens
Indianapolis Colts
Detroit Lions
New England Patriots
Chicago Bears
Houston Texans
Tennessee Titans
Buffalo Bills
New York Jets
Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Miami Dolphins
New Orleans Saints
Atlanta Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles
Washington Football Team
New York Giants
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
Los Angeles Rams
Seattle Seahawks


Teams Patrick Mahomes Has Not Beaten
Minnesota Vikings (has not played)
Kansas City Chiefs

Quarterbacks who have beaten all 32 teams:

Peyton Manning
Brett Favre
Drew Brees
Tom Brady


Quarterbacks who have beaten 31 teams:

Kerry Collins (has not beaten Miami Dolphins)
Aaron Rodgers (has not beaten Green Bay Packers)
Ben Roethlisberger (has not beaten Pittsburgh Steelers)


That one cool back up won that Vikings-Chiefs game last time. Wow, feels like a long time ago.

[DenverChief]

That one cool back up won that Vikings-Chiefs game last time. Wow, feels like a long time ago.

Matt Moore

[displacedinMN]

Cousins has never beaten the Chiefs
Mahomes has never played or beaten the Chiefs.


Something has to give.

[Dante84]

Updated.

The Minnesota Vikings have been Mahomes'd.

[Dante84]

THE ENTIRE NFL HAS BEEN MAHOMES'D.

[Dante84]

The greatest of all time.

[TLO]

HALL OF CLASSICS

[Hammock Parties]

Lock the thread.

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