Our computer network is down - What should I do with the rest of my day in office?

[TLO]

Poll

[Mecca]

You could beat off at your desk until someone walks in, in honor of whatever poster here that happened to.

[ChiliConCarnage]

I've heard posting your political bullshit in the lounge is a good time waster.

[htismaqe]

You could beat off at your desk until someone walks in, in honor of whatever poster here that happened to.

Just one?

[Mecca]

Just one?

With people working at home these last 6 months I bet it's way more frequent.

[Rain Man]

The obvious answer here is sticky note artwork. Show us your work afterwards.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/b8/b9/cbb8b9e8d2e5ce54a69d3e7f5ea87e0d.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/12/c8/b9/12c8b9a3f0b0dbac7f7777f39bcb8490.jpg

https://www.thewoodstockindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/AE_PostItArt_StarryNite_0116.jpg

[eDave]

There's always something productive you can do. Do that.

[backinblack]

if you have time to lean, you have time to clean

[BigCatDaddy]

The obvious answer here is sticky note artwork. Show us your work afterwards.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/b8/b9/cbb8b9e8d2e5ce54a69d3e7f5ea87e0d.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/12/c8/b9/12c8b9a3f0b0dbac7f7777f39bcb8490.jpg

https://www.thewoodstockindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/AE_PostItArt_StarryNite_0116.jpg

Take this shit to the BBW thread.

[Mecca]

if you have time to lean, you have time to clean

That phrase is rather annoying...once I was asked if I was working hard or hardly working so I grabbed that bitch by the throat and said are you breathing hard or hardly breathing!

[Mecca]

Take this shit to the BBW thread.

Pipe down Omaha.

[TLO]

There's always something productive you can do. Do that.

I did quite literally everything I could that didn't require network access in the first 3 hours of the day. I'm not one to let work pile up.

[Mecca]

I did quite literally everything I could that didn't require network access in the first 3 hours of the day. I'm not one to let work pile up.

You should go around the office changing everyones computer sounds to things that are embarassing.

[TLO]

if you have time to lean, you have time to clean

My office is spotless. The rest of the office is spotless. No go.

[backinblack]

That phrase is rather annoying...once I was asked if I was working hard or hardly working so I grabbed that bitch by the throat and said are you breathing hard or hardly breathing!

uh huh. well here's a broom, get cracking
https://www.zoro.com/static/cms/product/full/Z-6Jpzfo9oy.JPG

[Dartgod]

Well, browse pr0n sites is out.

[Mecca]

uh huh. well here's a broom, get cracking
https://www.zoro.com/static/cms/product/full/Z-6Jpzfo9oy.JPG

Stop trying to give me your car.

[TLO]

Well, browse pr0n sites is out.

I don't think work can see what I'm doing on my phone? I'm not on Wi-Fi or anything. I still don't think I'll take any chances.

[backinblack]

trying to figure out if that makes any sense

[Deberg_1990]

You could beat off at your desk until someone walks in, in honor of whatever poster here that happened to.

Fire Me Boy

[TribalElder]

Chiefs Planet + Bowl Cloggin'

[LoneWolf]

https://youtu.be/Ixs9vGIzPFs

[frozenchief]

Go to a local bar with WiFi. Tell your boss it's because you need the WiFi. Bring your phone/laptop/tablet. Get on their WiFi. Go to a work related site.

Order a drink. Open a new tab in your browser. Go to chiefplanet or uberhumor or some other site. Drink your drink. Order another.

Browse the internet. If anyone from work comes in, immediately open up the work-related tab and say you are working.

Repeat until roughly 5:00 where you live. Go home.

[Stryker]

Oh by far "Clog the toilet" You go in there and you destroy that bowl - own it! When you walk out of the bathroom door you stand right in front of it and slap your hands over the top of your head - like a referee calling a "safety" and head back to your cubicle with your head held high. Wait patiently and listen for the scream of the sad sack that rolls up on your carnage!

[TLO]

https://youtu.be/Ixs9vGIzPFs

:clap: :clap:

[Rain Man]

Fire Me Boy

Thanks. I never knew how he got his name.

[scho63]

How about eat everyone else's food in the company fridge and blame it on the new guy?

[eDave]

I didn't see "go home". Do that, moron.

[lcarus]

Go into the ladies room and give one of the toilets an upper decker

[BigCatDaddy]

Hang out at US Oil on 22nd and Messanie.