MNF: Cards @ Cowboys

[eDave]

Didn't think we needed to sully ours. Go Cards!

[RedRaider56]

Espn out on my cable..
Hope it comes back by the time the game starts

[Megatron96]

Go Cards. Got $$ on Dalton shitting the bed yet again.

[Megatron96]

Isabella. Apparently he sucks.

[TribalElder]

It's like if CEH was a QB

[TribalElder]

Andy Dalton gonna make Jerruh Jones forget about Dak

[eDave]

Like Aikman and whatshisname or not but this MNF crew is just terrible.

[TribalElder]

Also Zeke sucks, it's pathetic they paid him so much money

[TribalElder]

free andy dalton

[CarlosCarson27]

Like Aikman and whatshisname or not but this MNF crew is just terrible.

What are they supposed to do for you?

[Deberg_1990]

Kyler Murray or Mahomes?

[Megatron96]

Kyler Murray or Mahomes?

ROFLROFLROFL

[eDave]

What are they supposed to do for you?

More.

[Megatron96]

Dumbasses aren't even covering Fitzy.

[Easy 6]

Murray shows a ton of promise, but isn't quite there yet... same could be said for Kingsbury as an NFL head coach for that matter, but they do have some style about them

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OH NO DONT DO IT ANDY LMAO

[Megatron96]

JORDAN HICKS, YOU SUCK BIG UNWASHED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

[eDave]

DAmn near Dalton'd that one.

[Beef Supreme]

Hit him in a bad spot

[Megatron96]

Hit him in a bad spot

YOU MEAN IN THE FREAKING HANDS?!?!?!?!?

[Beef Supreme]

YOU MEAN IN THE FREAKING HANDS?!?!?!?!?

Exactly.

[Megatron96]

DAMNIT!!! TQCKLE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

[eDave]

DAMNIT!!! TQCKLE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

So, uh, how much you got riding?

[Megatron96]

Exactly.

Oh. Well okay then.

[Why Not?]

Cards D playing well but left points on the field twice that drive

[Kiimo]

Trade away all Cowboys players from your fantasy rosters ASAP

[Megatron96]

So, uh, how much you got riding?

haha, not much. $150 I think? Fooling around. Won big on the Chiefs game, so i don't really care about this game. But the gf does, so I'm pretending to care.

[CarlosCarson27]

It's like if CEH was a QB

Exactly.

That's it.
Between seeing you two, I'm gonna have to get a Idiocracy avatar .

Lol Beef supreme

[Why Not?]

Murray and his wideouts way off so far

[Frazod]

Talk about going from filet mignon to a greasy slider.

[Megatron96]

correction: $135.

[TribalElder]

good god these two teams fucking suck

they should have made the cowgirls play at 4pm central

let the Chiefs play the late game

[Easy 6]

Tip your caps to Dalton for avoiding the safety, helluva job getting it anywhere near an eligible receivers hands

[eDave]

correction: $135.

Forgot the GF's money did we?

[Megatron96]

Forgot the GF's money did we?

Nah, she don't bet.

i had 7 bets this weekend; I forget what's exactly on what game by MNF. Except what I put on the Chiefs.

[Beef Supreme]

That's it.
Between seeing you two, I'm gonna have to get a Idiocracy avatar .

Lol Beef supreme

You could change your name to Dilldozer o:-)

[eDave]

Nah, she don't bet.

i had 7 bets this weekend; I forget what's exactly on what game by MNF. Except what I put on the Chiefs.

No one likes a heckler.

[Megatron96]

snap the ball, flag.

snap, flag.

snap, flag.

beat refs to within an inchof their lives, no more flags?

[Megatron96]

Fumble!

[Easy 6]

Zeke got deked

[chiefzilla1501]

Man, what is zekes deal this year? His fumbling is off the charts this year.

[TribalElder]

man zeke is trash

[Megatron96]

Damn, Kyler, can you just put a ball on someone?

[Megatron96]

JFC. Kyler is high. I mean, he's on something. Goofy grass, something.

[TribalElder]

zekes not really worried about it because Jerruh Jones is soft as virgin pussywalls

[dj56dt58]

You can wear nose rings in an nfl game?

[Why Not?]

If Kyler couldn’t run he’d be Baker Mayfield

[TribalElder]

kyler murray is pretty quick LMAO

[eDave]

yea, he's starting to disapoint.

[CarlosCarson27]

I hate that fucking fan cam crap. Stop glorifying the stupid crap

[Megatron96]

Kyler's probably just overamped, but damn, they should have at least 8-9 points on the board. Just sloppy, inefficient play so far. And DAL has the skill personnel to score. Cards need to capitalize when they get those chances. Plus, I want the money.

[Why Not?]

I hate that ****ing fan cam crap. Stop glorifying the stupid crap

Agreed. It’s so dumb.

[TribalElder]

wow, these two teams are just bad

[Megatron96]

Thank you.

[Easy 6]

If Kyler couldn’t run he’d be Baker Mayfield

Yeah too much has been made of his arm

Its a snappy popgun, a whip with a very compact delivery at times... but its not a "big arm"

And as I type Kliff blatantly rips off one of Reids eye candy riffs LMAO

[eDave]

TD Pyrrhuloxia's!

[MahiMike]

Have you noticed how many guys are built just like murray? So many little shifty fast guys.

[Megatron96]

Yeah too much has been made of his arm

Its a snappy popgun, a whip with a very compact delivery at times... but its not a "big arm"

And as I type Kliff blatantly rips off one of Reids eye candy riffs LMAO

His velocity is just 2 mph slower than Patrick's. Trust me, he can throw.

[TribalElder]

Hopefully the Cowboys win just enough games to be just far enough down the draft order that they get to stick with Andy Dalton

[TribalElder]

ROFL ZEEEEKE

[Megatron96]

Zeke has the yips. Good for me.

[TribalElder]

good thing Jerry tore up that old deal and overpaid Zeke again

[Why Not?]

Imagine paying a RB that much money and he’s basically Daniel Jones.

[TribalElder]

zeke trying to get cut so he doesn't have to play anymore

just gonna go home with jerrys millions

[wazu]

Time for the Tony Pollard era to begin.

[Megatron96]

DAmmit. Can Kliffbar call a decent passing play?

[eDave]

DAmmit. Can Kliffbar call a decent passing play?

Dis bish think he lamar.

[crayzkirk]

What happened to the CowGirls? They are horrible.

[TribalElder]

Mike McCarthy saving the franchise

[Megatron96]

There you go. Should be 22 points for them, but we'll take it.

[TribalElder]

FEED ZEKE

[CarlosCarson27]

Can't blame Dalton for any fumbles etc

[Megatron96]

What happened to the CowGirls? They are horrible.

OL is dinged up.

Defense is terrible.

Andy Dalton playing a primetime game.

'Nuff said.

[Easy 6]

At this rate, Jerry is gonna fire McCarthy by week eight and name an interim LMAO

[EPodolak]

Used to be one of the most one sided boring division rivalries. Go Cardinals.

[EPodolak]

All the "Daltons" play for the Cowboys, of course.

[CarlosCarson27]

I hate nose rings on cam models. I certainly hate them on jocks during a game lol

[Megatron96]

Dumbass should've stripped the ball.

[Megatron96]

Now we're talking!!!

[PHOG]

What a pass

[eDave]

Torched. Bad.

[tk13]

Cowboys in some trouble. If you asked me to bet on who is going to win the the NFC East I wouldn't have the first clue who to bet on.

[Megatron96]

Yeah too much has been made of his arm

Its a snappy popgun, a whip with a very compact delivery at times... but its not a "big arm"

And as I type Kliff blatantly rips off one of Reids eye candy riffs LMAO

Uh, wut?:D

[Rasputin]

Holy shit 80 yard TD pass caught in stride

[Red Dawg]

2-4. Dallas will still be winning the division.

[Easy 6]

DALLAS IS BURNING

[RedRaider56]

Holy shit 80 yard TD pass caught in stride

Receiver made a great fingertip catch

[EPodolak]

Little QB big throw. That was pretty.

[Rasputin]

Fuck Skip Clueless

[alanm]

Uh, wut?:DAre the Cards still in that division?

[Rasputin]

Receiver made a great fingertip catch

Ya


Cowboys getting smoked suck it JJ & Skip Bayless

[Megatron96]

Are the Cards still in that division?

Not sure what you mean. They're 3-2? Still legitimate contenders to win the NFC-W.

[jerryaldini]

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[Coach]

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[CarlosCarson27]

Not sure what you mean. They're 3-2? Still legitimate contenders to win the NFC-W.

He means is it 1976 again.

Rams And Saints aren't in the same division either

[Megatron96]

He means is it 1976 again.

Rams And Saints aren't in the same division either

Ah, gotcha.

SidenOte: God, I love Andy Dalton. Guy just makes me $$$.

[carcosa]

The NFL needs to seriously consider not allowing the NFC East to send a team to the playoffs

[Megatron96]

GD, I love Dalton.

[crayzkirk]

Washington, Dallas, New York, Philly... 6-10 might win that division.

[eDave]

Dallas lost the scrum too.

[ROYC75]

2-4. Dallas will still be winning the division.

Washington, Dallas, New York, Philly... 6-10 might win that division.

That is an embarrassment to the NFL.

[tk13]

GD, I love Dalton.

The guy isn't a Super Bowl winner but the guy legit has a winning record in this league playing in Cincy of all places and he never had any problem slinging it around the field with guys like AJ Green.

Looks like a complete conservative game manager tonight.

[CarlosCarson27]

The NFL needs to seriously consider not allowing the NFC East to send a team to the playoffs

They added a 7th team. That's good enough.
You need a punchline in all the seriousness and/or a nasty upset in round one

[Megatron96]

The guy isn't a Super Bowl winner but the guy legit has a winning record in this league playing in Cincy of all places and he never had any problem slinging it around the field with guys like AJ Green.

Looks like a complete conservative game manager tonight.

He's basically NFL average.

And he's a dumpster fire in primetime. 5-19 for his career.

0-6(?) on MNF.

I would rather start Trubisky on MNF.

[CarlosCarson27]

The nfl needs to stay out of politics.....USAA

[RedRaider56]

Supporting cast isn't helping Dalton tonight.
Gallup dropped TD
Elliott fumble

Not that AD has looked that great either

[FloridaMan88]

Andy Dalton 15/20 for 82 yards... an Alex Smith stat line.

[Megatron96]

Cmon DAL, score here.

I forgot I have something on the over.

[eDave]

I don't know if that INT should count.

[Megatron96]

That was DPI.

[alpha_omega]

DALLAS IS BURNING

Lovin’ it.

[Red Dawg]

Suck Cowboy fans. Suck it!

[Megatron96]

Seriously I think they have Kyler running too much in this offense.

[eDave]

Seriously I think they have Kyler running too much in this offense.

If you can't be Pat (or Aaron, or Wilson), be Lamar.

[LiveSteam]

Lovin’ it.

Same. Hate the Cowboys

[DRM08]

So I guess Dak and his agent are enjoying this game.

[Why Not?]

Not that it needs to be said but the Jones family has the football intelligence of a dead armadillo. Thinking Mike McCarthy was at all an upgrade at head coach. Why on earth do you try that field goal? Just go for it at that point.

[CarlosCarson27]

Hehe

[eDave]

So bad.

[Megatron96]

Damn, never gonna cover the over.

[dirk digler]

Here I was thinking prior to the game that Dalton would play well

[ROYC75]

If you can't be Pat (or Aaron, or Wilson), be Lamar.

IMHO, Kyler is/will be a better QB than Lamar.

Running - Same
Arm Strength - same
Accuracy - Kyler.

[TribalElder]

Cowgirls are going to be just outside the draft order far enough that an elite qb is out of reach

Jerruh gonna panic and overpay Dak

more 8-8 cowgirls coming soon

[CarlosCarson27]

Red beat blue ,twice tonight= Trump

[Megatron96]

Dalton: 26/41 209 yds, 5.1yds/att, 2 INT, 55.8 PRTG.

Money-maker.

[Megatron96]

Dang it Kyler.

[ROYC75]

Cowgirls are going to be just outside the draft order far enough that an elite qb is out of reach

Jerruh gonna panic and overpay Dak

more 8-8 cowgirls coming soon

What other option does he have?

FTR, Dak is not bad at all, very serviceable, easily a top 15.

[Coach]

What other option does he have?

FTR, Dak is not bad at all, very serviceable.

But not worth $40 million.

[Why Not?]

Over under 16 more 1 yard passes it would take Dalton to throw a TD?

[Megatron96]

Over under 16 more 1 yard passes it would take Dalton to throw a TD?

111.

[Pointer19]

This is ugly.

[Deberg_1990]

Cowboys still leading the AFC east after tonight!

[Why Not?]

ROFL111.

[Why Not?]

Cowboys still leading the AFC east after tonight!

Try that one more time.

[Deberg_1990]

Try that one more time.

Nobody has 2 wins except Dallas

[TribalElder]

They really should have flipped the order of these games

Dallas vs Arizona had no business being in a prime time slot

[eDave]

lulz Can't run out the clock like that.

[EPodolak]

The best part, of course, is Jerry's face afterward.

[Rain Man]

Wow. Not a good look by the Cowboys tonight.

[eDave]

White Mahomes Champions Gold Jersey bulldogsjerseycap.com

This guys got 3 posts. Not one of them sober.

[Rain Man]

This guys got 3 posts. Not one of them sober.

I assume it's a chinese bot, right?

[Rain Man]

The Cowboys aren't managing the clock. When you're down 28 with 40 seconds left, you have to score fast.

[Megatron96]

Now they're just teasing me. 1 more TD and I win the over. Perfect score on the day.

[Deberg_1990]

ROFL


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[Megatron96]

That bomb by Kyler was a 66-yard bomb. Air yards.

[CarlosCarson27]

They really should have flipped the order of these games

Dallas vs Arizona had no business being in a prime time slot

Boring how? There was lots of scoring.

People love seeing Dallas lose.
The oldest franchise in football was on tv and won.

[eDave]

Getting beat down like that on MNF is an embarrassment. Dallas is all twisted up.

[Megatron96]

Getting beat down like that on MNF is an embarrassment. Dallas is all twisted up.

Sometimes I wonder just what kind of mental gymnastics ole Jerry must go through to make these kinds of defeats seem tolerable. I mean, every year, SSDD.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

ROFL


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Well no shit. Division winners have always gotten in

[CarlosCarson27]

Getting beat down like that on MNF is an embarrassment. Dallas is all twisted up.

They're fine as the sunshine. They all got paid and the owner still owns stuff. While Joe Schmoe gripes about a blowout lol.

[Frazod]

Well no shit. Division winners have always gotten in

They shouldn't.

I've always believed NFL seeding should be based solely on record. It's reprehensible for an 11-5 team in a tough division to play a road game against some .500 or below team that won a dogshit division. That team shouldn't even make the playoffs. They should just get a participation trophy and a bunch of "we won the worst division in football" t-shirts and be shown the fucking door.