" I eat ass "

[TLO]

So I'm sitting in my office, looking outside at the beautiful sunshine when a white SUV pulls up. Immediately I notice that on the back window, somebody has written " I eat ass " on the dirt caked back window. A woman gets out of her car and walks into the office building next door, seemingly unaware of what is written on her car. I'm now sitting here wondering what/if anything I should do.

Important details:

The woman looked quite attractive. In good shape. Maybe mid 30's.

The SUV is very dirty.

At least 3 people have driven by and seen the writing. One person even took a picture of it.

What should I do?

[Rain Man]

Introduce yourself to her.

[ptlyon]

EAT DAT ASS!

[mililo4cpa]

So I'm sitting in my office, looking outside at the beautiful sunshine when a white SCV pulls up. Immediately I notice that on the back window, somebody has written " I eat ass " on the dirt caked back window. A woman gets out of her car and walks into the office building next door, seemingly unaware of what is written on her car. I'm now sitting here wondering what/if anything I should do.

Important details:

The woman looked quite attractive. In good shape. Maybe mid 30's.

The SCV is very dirty.

At least 3 people have driven by and seen the writing. One person even took a picture of it.

What should I do?

Go outside, lean up against the SCV (with the aforementioned signage in sight), and when she comes out, say "hey baby, are you as dirty as your car suggests you are?"

[eDave]

Tell her. Be a good person for one gad damned time.

[backinblack]

give her your business card

[ClevelandBronco]

Erase it.

What, knowing this you should share?

[Ks_Twister]

Just watched a Youtube the other day on a guy getting arrested for having that sticker on his truck, cops were not happy about it.

[Discuss Thrower]

Mention how you're going to hit up the nearest full service carwash because you've got a groupon for a 50% off wash and mention how dirty everyone's cars seem to be lately.

[siberian khatru]

Ask her if it's true

[Third Eye]

What the hell is an SCV?

[siberian khatru]

"Oh, this is my husband's car."

[Hammock Parties]

"Hello, I'm ass."

[KChiefs1]

I'd walk by & say I noticed this was written on your SCV. Say you wanted to erase it but thought someone would think you were the one who did it. Make a joke & tell her that you'd be up for that if she was into that sorta thing. Make it very lighthearted but with an obvious sexual innuendo.

Judge her reaction & go from there.

[stumppy]

Write John Elways phone number right below it.

[Rain Man]

What the hell is an SCV?

I assumed that it was a Sexworker Conversion Van.

[BWillie]

Introduce yourself to her.

Rainman has the right idea. Offer up your services. Perhaps bring her a salad that can be tossed as well.

[rabblerouser]

Duh.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=332641

Look, eating ass is like pineapple on pizza - it's not for everyone, but those who like it, have a sophisticated palette.

[rabblerouser]

So I'm sitting in my office, looking outside at the beautiful sunshine when a white SCV pulls up. Immediately I notice that on the back window, somebody has written " I eat ass " on the dirt caked back window. A woman gets out of her car and walks into the office building next door, seemingly unaware of what is written on her car. I'm now sitting here wondering what/if anything I should do.

Important details:

The woman looked quite attractive. In good shape. Maybe mid 30's.

The SCV is very dirty.

At least 3 people have driven by and seen the writing. One person even took a picture of it.

What should I do?
Oh, I need that picture.

[TLO]

What the hell is an SCV?

It's actually a unit from StarCraft. LMAO

Supposed to read SUV obviously.

[Rain Man]

The more I think about it, I bet it's an ad. There are a lot of people unemployed right now.

[TLO]

What the hell is an SCV?

"SCV good to go sir"

https://liquipedia.net/commons/images/f/f7/Scv.png

[ROYC75]

Say wut?

Act like you a PI, stand besides the car, wait for her to approach it, drop yur pants and show her your ass. If she accepts the invitation, you know she wrote the message or at least willing to honor it.

[FlaChief58]

Drop trou and tell her to prove it :shrug:

[ROYC75]

What the hell is an SCV?

You know, Sexy College Vixen!

[TLO]

Shit.. A good samaritan co-worker from her office wiped it off. :(

[comochiefsfan]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/005/119/getintthatasslarry.jpg

[ptlyon]

Shit.. A good samaritan co-worker from her office wiped it off. :(

Transaction confirmed

[WhiteWhale]

I only can make 1 suggestion.

Do NOT kiss her on the mouth.

[HayWire]

Pics?

[RockChalk]

I'd walk by & say I noticed this was written on your SCV. Say you wanted to erase it but thought someone would think you were the one who did it. Make a joke & tell her that you'd be up for that if she was into that sorta thing. Make it very lighthearted but with an obvious sexual innuendo.

Judge her reaction & go from there.

This is the only option

[Third Eye]

It's actually a unit from StarCraft. LMAO

Supposed to read SUV obviously.

Whew...

That’s what I assumed it first, but then you used it twice and a couple of others used it as well. Was wondering why I was the only person who seemingly didn’t know what it meant.

[BigCatDaddy]

Snap her photo and post it here, of course.

[rabblerouser]

The more I think about it, I bet it's an ad. There are a lot of people unemployed right now.

ROFL
LMAO

Buddha weeps...

[ModSocks]

She's probably a lesbo.

[Deberg_1990]

Beat Dat ass! And then eat it

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Write a b in front of the eat...

[rabblerouser]

She's probably a lesbo.

What makes you say that?

I know plenty of straight women who eat ass.

Well, my ass, anyway...

You fucking sexist.

[KCUnited]

You bring it to her attention when she comes back out. Then while making direct eye contact you write "so do I" next to it

[PHOG]

Shit.. A good samaritan co-worker from her office wiped it off. :(

Write another one on there.

[Titty Meat]

A wise man on here once said

" an asshole is just a pussy that got a lil muddy"

So if you like pussy why wouldnt you like ASS?

[rabblerouser]

Write another one on there.

I like this option of the Gaz Says Choose Your Own Adventure variable.

[BWillie]

A wise man on here once said

" an asshole is just a pussy that got a lil muddy"

So if you like pussy why wouldnt you like ASS?

Because shit comes from there. Stinks more than an open vijayjay.

[Bugeater]

What does this have to do with Husker foot....oh...wait...nvm.

[ptlyon]

A lot of people late to the party here. You gotta be on point to eat some ass.

[rabblerouser]

A wise man on here once said

" an asshole is just a pussy that got a lil muddy"

So if you like pussy why wouldnt you like ASS?

Listen, they're right next to each other. If you are eating either one properly, you're gonna get some of the other'n on ya anyways...

Anyone ascured of eating ass?? I way quit being little whiney ass, settle in, and make a day (or night) out of it.

[rabblerouser]

Because shit comes from there. Stinks more than an open vijayjay.

Uhhhhhhh...

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Dial it, see if she answers

[Titty Meat]

It's really hard to lick ASS too u really gotta get up in there and it's a tight space. Make a game of it.

[HayWire]

Write another one on there.

And give her my number

[ModSocks]

It's really hard to lick ASS too u really gotta get up in there and it's a tight space. Make a game of it.

If she's bent over it's easier to eat ass than to eat pussy.

[Mephistopheles Janx]

There was a case in Florida where a dude got arrested for that sticker. You either saw him or someone who supported him.

https://youtu.be/c7MyWDDmkF0

[InChiefsHeaven]

What does this have to do with Husker foot....oh...wait...nvm.

ROFL I was about to ask the same question...

[KCUnited]

The Nebraska Butteaters

[ChiefBlueCFC]

Lick that back window clean and show her how you eat ass and that you're game

[Dartgod]

Honestly, this a thread title I would have expected Billay to use, not TLO.

[digger]

HOF thread right here...

[gblowfish]

I'd buy her a nice salad...

[loochy]

You say she's attractive? Then use it as an icebreaker/excuse to go talk to her.

[loochy]

I'd buy her a nice salad...


And she'd laugh and toss it right back at you.

[TLO]

She and a few co-workers came outside to stand at the back of her SUV and had a giggle. There was also a guy in a Dodge Dart that pulled up and talked to them for a minute.

Exciting things happening outside my office today!

[TLO]

The woman who "eats ass" has an ex softball player look about her. I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.

Still attractive though.

[KCUnited]

I eat ass, I can't cool down
You got me spinnin'
'Round and 'round

[Iowanian]

So what you’re saying is....this is a great reminder that there IS something good about standing 6 ft away from someone taking To you.


Think about that next time someone has ass breath.

[Kman34]

This girl live next to you??

[Renegade]

Another classic CP Penthouse thread

[RedinTexas]

Another classic CP Penthouse thread

I always doubted the veracity of the things I read here...

[InChiefsHeaven]

I always doubted the veracity of the things I read here...
Words to live by...:D

[EPodolak]

So I'm sitting in my office, looking outside at the beautiful sunshine when a white SUV pulls up. Immediately I notice that on the back window, somebody has written " I eat ass " on the dirt caked back window. A woman gets out of her car and walks into the office building next door, seemingly unaware of what is written on her car. I'm now sitting here wondering what/if anything I should do.

Important details:

The woman looked quite attractive. In good shape. Maybe mid 30's.

The SUV is very dirty.

At least 3 people have driven by and seen the writing. One person even took a picture of it.

What should I do? There were clues - unhidden - how this thread could have overachieved.

[lewdog]

In college we played a prank on a good friend.

One night we decided to put a bumper sticker on his car. The bumper sticker said "Sorry girls, I'm gay." It was pretty hilarious because he always thought he could get almost any girl. I always do a walk around my car but he clearly didn't. He drove around with the sticker on his car for almost 2 weeks before noticing. Boy was he pissed when he saw it though because, well, bumper stickers are not easy to remove.

[MahiMike]

Assman

[Stewie]

A lot of detail and proximity to said vehicle. Was it too difficult to take a pic of dirty car or dirty girl?

[TinyEvel]

Add a "B" and it's I EAT BASS. Everyone loves a fisherman.

[T-post Tom]

https://m.alibaba.com/amp/product/1600123769599.html

[Titty Meat]

Did you fuck this chick yet TLO?

[Rain Man]

Add a "B" and it's I EAT BASS. Everyone loves a fisherman.

I EAT GRASS could be a vegan nod. Everyone loves vegans. Well, vegans think everyone loves vegans.

[thebrad84]

Did you take this chick out to eat yet TLO?

FYP

[Brody Wa]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

[htismaqe]

https://m.alibaba.com/amp/product/1600123769599.html

Wow. It's "nutritious" and you can buy it in 55 or 110 pound "big" bags.

ROFL

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Packaging: Bulk
Certification: HACCP, ISO
Shelf Life: 12 Months
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Storage: Frozen Storage
Grade: Premium
Part: Body
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[TLO]

Words

[TLO]

The "I eat ass" bandit has struck again! There was a pitiful attempt to wipe it off the back window, but they didn't do a very good job.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393144523867291648/790960939213520987/20201222_0911542.jpg

[ptlyon]

Saw this Saturday here and thought of this thread

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Still trying to figure out how this thread was NOT started by Billay . . . . . . .

[Beef Supreme]

The more I think about it, I bet it's an ad. There are a lot of people unemployed right now.

Will eat ass for food.

[rabblerouser]

Glad this poll hasn't closed.

Not nearly enough ass eating posts on this board.

[ptlyon]

Ironically fell off at Xmas time

[rabblerouser]

Will eat ass for food.

Me and you could hang out.

[rabblerouser]

Still trying to figure out how this thread was NOT started by Billay . . . . . . .

Because he hasn't even so much as sniffed any ass since November.

[bevischief]

How did this not get more love....

[TLO]

How did this not get more love....

Not a lot of love for the ass eaters of the world I suppose.

[Titty Meat]

Because he hasn't even so much as sniffed any ass since November.

Dunno why I have a dick anymore. I never use it.

[Holladay]

I have seen similar but stated "I wish my wife was as dirty".

[ptlyon]

They usually are with their boyfriends

[InChiefsHeaven]

Dunno why I have a dick anymore. I never use it.

Well, except to piss right? RIGHT???

[Prison Bitch]

Dude takes ass in the NYC Subway, broad daylight!



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[ptlyon]

Glad he promptly replaced his mask to remain safe

[Prison Bitch]

Glad he promptly replaced his mask to remain safe

That’s the best part


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