****The Official TNF DAL @ BAL GDT Thread****

[Megatron96]

Someone's really dropping the ball if I'm the one putting up GDTs.

However;

It's Tuesday Night, and the spectacle features our hated (not-) rivals, the DirtyBirds vs. the incompetent CowGirls!

Whoo-hoo!!!

[Chris Meck]

the 'who gives a fuck' bowl.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Covidboys vs Ronabirds

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO Watch Jackson lose to the Cowboys.

[KC_Connection]

Would be nice to watch the Ravens get virtually eliminated.

[Megatron96]

the 'who gives a fuck' bowl.

Pretty much. But how great would it be to watch BAL lose to the hapless Cowboys?

[Deberg_1990]

Bold predictions.....Lamaar dominates tonight

[O.city]

Got the ravens -7 and the over in a parlay.

Hit one last night for about 2k

Let’s do this

[Megatron96]

Bold predictions.....Lamaar dominates tonight

Seriously, have you ever once been right?ROFL

I don't even know how I want you to answer that.

[Red Dawg]

The Cowgirls season ends tonight. No playoffs and they can piss right off.

[Megatron96]

Got the ravens -7 and the over in a parlay.

Hit one last night for about 2k

Let’s do this

How did Dalton ever do against BAL? would probably be pretty telling.

Though this game is being played after dark, so Dalton will shit the bed with an historically bad performance, again.

[Easy 6]

Howie and Tony G giving KC LOTSA love

"There is a large gap between KC and the next best team"

[Easy 6]

Is it wrong for me to maybe, kinda sorta hope Dallas pulls off an upset here?

[Megatron96]

Well darn. Dez is out.

[Megatron96]

Is it wrong for me to maybe, kinda sorta hope Dallas pulls off an upset here?

I'm looking forward to it.:evil:

[Easy 6]

Dez gets denied his chance against the Cowboys because of covid LMAO

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tell me why they pull me from warming up so I can go get tested... my shit come back positive... I tested positive for Covid WTF</p>&mdash; Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336469570262020102?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Megatron96]

Dalton is a much more polished QB than Lamar, so i have to think that DAL has some kind of chance here. But Dalton is maybe the worst primetime QB that ever played.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

So Dez tested positive so they have to cancel the game now right? Hes exposed everyone

[Why Not?]

Got the ravens -7 and the over in a parlay.

Hit one last night for about 2k

Let’s do this

Boulder than I am. I have the same but in a teaser.

[TLO]

So Dez tested positive so they have to cancel the game now right? Hes exposed everyone

And how exactly do you know that?

[Sassy Squatch]

Dez caught it.

[Easy 6]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tell me why they pull me from warming up so I can go get tested... my shit come back positive... I tested positive for Covid WTF</p>&mdash; Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336469570262020102?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I actually feel bad for the guy, thats just messed up

Could even be a false positive like we've been hearing about so often lately

[comochiefsfan]

Who would have guessed the Ravens would be the league’s biggest Covid shitshow after Harbaugh spent the entire game against us screaming directly into the referees’ faces with no mask on?

[Marcellus]

Got the ravens -7 and the over in a parlay.

Hit one last night for about 2k

Let’s do this

Nice! You using Bovada?

[Sassy Squatch]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yea I’m going to go ahead and call it a quit for the rest of the season... I can’t deal with this</p>&mdash; Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336473462668464128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Deberg_1990]

So Dez tested positive so they have to cancel the game now right? Hes exposed everyone

Yep. Contact tracing. How many Others has he exposed in the locker room?

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Jerry Jones is responsible for this

[Marcellus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tell me why they pull me from warming up so I can go get tested... my shit come back positive... I tested positive for Covid WTF</p>&mdash; Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336469570262020102?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Going to guess he had a positive from a previous test he didnt know about so they were retesting.

Makes no sense how they are handling this though. Kind of funny because they aint canceling this game now so they HAVE to play.

[Marcellus]

Yep. Contact tracing. How many Others has he exposed in the locker room?

Doesn't matter.

[Marcellus]

LMAO and NFLN is in the middle of Dez interview from before.

[Chief Roundup]

LOL What an exert that is now just the opposite since he is quitting. Not so grown up Tony G

[Sassy Squatch]

Going to guess he had a positive from a previous test he didnt know about so they were retesting.

Makes no sense how they are handling this though. Kind of funny because they aint canceling this game now so they HAVE to play.
Read it was an inconclusive result from this morning so they rapid tested.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dez Bryant’s daily PCR test taken this morning came back tonight and was inconclusive, per source. The test was rerun and that also was inconclusive. He was pulled off the field for a POC test, which was positive for COVID-19. That’s why he’s out against the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Cowboys</a>.</p>&mdash; Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1336475057120534531?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Marcellus]

Read it was an inconclusive result from this morning so they rapid tested.

Yea basically the same thing.

[MahomesMagic]

Money on the Ravens. Think they win pretty easy here.

[Megatron96]

BAL is waiting on those screens. Got a crazy idea; fake the screen and throw downfield.

[Megatron96]

Zeke looks not high-as-hell tonight.

[tk13]

Got 3 legit WRs and you're throwing 3 straight safe passes to the RB.

[Easy 6]

McCarthy is such a simple jack, paint by numbers playcaller... he has the creativity of a brick

[Red Dawg]

Got 3 legit WRs and you're throwing 3 straight safe passes to the RB.

3 overrated wide receivers.

[Marcellus]

McCarthy is such a simple jack, paint by numbers playcaller... he has the creativity of a brick

He is Jeff Fisher without the stash.

[Megatron96]

Man, when he turns on the jets, he really covers some ground.

[Deberg_1990]

Lamar is truly special as a runner.

[Marcellus]

Man, when he turns on the jets, he really covers some ground.

He is hard to take down with just one guy too. Great RB.

[tk13]

As bad as Dallas has looked defending the run, this could get ugly quick.

[Megatron96]

If we have to watch these two teams try and screen each other to death, I may have to go to bed early.

[MahomesMagic]

McCarthy is such a simple jack, paint by numbers playcaller... he has the creativity of a brick

He is but isn't Kellen Moore calling the plays for Dallas?

[Marcellus]

Whoops.

[Easy 6]

He is Jeff Fisher without the stash.

LMAO yep

And oh lookie here, a Jacksonception

[Deberg_1990]

A Lamaraception!

[Marcellus]

Hollywood Brown is no Antonio Brown.

[siberian khatru]

Crap pass

[tk13]

As bad as Dallas has looked defending the run, this could get ugly quick.

Instead, let's try to sling the ball around and get picked off. Great plan.

[Megatron96]

It wasn't a great throw, but Brown didn't make a great effort to catch that either.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Not sure if it’s been mentioned but a Ravens loss hurts Pittsburgh more than KC at this point, because they have 2 wins over them to Kansas City’s 1 (strength of victory).

[Easy 6]

He is but isn't Kellen Moore calling the plays for Dallas?

Honestly not sure, did McCarthy keep him on?

[Megatron96]

Damn. I got a dollar says DAL doesn't score a TD here.

Screw it, DAL turns the ball over.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since I tested positive for Covid before the game do the game stop or go on? <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@NFL</a></p>&mdash; Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336479628085616640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Megatron96]

He is but isn't Kellen Moore calling the plays for Dallas?

Yes

[dirk digler]

Not a good pass by Dalton

[Megatron96]

Not a good pass by Dalton

Most common phrase associated with any game that Andy Dalton has played since his Pop Warner days.

[tk13]

Ravens almost literally need to just keep running the ball until it gets to 3rd and long. If you've watched any Cowboys games they just get shredded on the ground. Antonio Gibson just destroyed them on Thanksgiving.

[Easy 6]

Lamar Jackson 2/3 4 yards LMAO

[Marcellus]

Go for it with your RB/QB

[Marcellus]

LMAO

[CasselGotPeedOn]

That was the easiest 4th down conversion of all time

[tk13]

See. Ravens should legit run for 300 yards tonight.

[Marcellus]

Vanderesh bit HARD

[redfan]

Aw yeah "Limelight" outro!
:rockon:

[PattyFlakes]

That Lamar Jackson guy sure is a good Running Back.

[MahomesMagic]

Ravens get healthy they would bash Buffalo/Cleveland's brains in.

[comochiefsfan]

Aw yeah "Limelight" outro!
:rockon:

One of my biggest regrets is never seeing Rush live.

My dad and uncle probably saw them half a dozen times. I was too young to really appreciate them for a long time and by the time I actually got into them they had stopped touring.

[comochiefsfan]

Ravens get healthy they would bash Buffalo/Cleveland's brains in.

Nah.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Ravens get healthy they would bash Buffalo/Cleveland's brains in.

Yeah I just don’t think they really can get that healthy though, some of their studs aren’t coming back this year.

They can beat those teams right now just based on their defense. Buffalo would be real tough though.

[Bob Dole]

That was the easiest 4th down conversion of all time

56 looked like Neiman.

[comochiefsfan]

Yeah I just don’t think they really can get that healthy though, some of their studs aren’t coming back this year.

They can beat those teams right now just based on their defense. Buffalo would be real tough though.

I don't think Baltimore's offense is good enough to beat those teams.

Lamar has been figured out.

[mkp785]

So...cut Zeke in the off-season?

Not really but good God I bet Dallas wants a mulligan on that contract.

[Marcellus]

I don't think Baltimore's offense is good enough to beat those teams.

Lamar has been figured out.

Clearly.

[Easy 6]

Helluva runback, now just sit back and watch this McCarthy and Jason Garretts understudy fireworks show EXPLODE!

[Megatron96]

I don't think Baltimore's offense is good enough to beat those teams.

Lamar has been figured out.

Yeah, I think so as well. I think BAL's dominance in the AFC-N is over, short as it was.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

I don't think Baltimore's offense is good enough to beat those teams.

Lamar has been figured out.

They’re going to have to lean on elite defensive performances to beat the big boys no question.

There’s just an overall lack of talent on their whole offense right now beyond just what is being used to stop Lamar specifically. Their line went from top 3 to like bottom 10, their collective weapons are bottom 10. Once you’re depending on Lamar that much you aren’t gonna light the scoreboard up.

[comochiefsfan]

Anyone who ties money into a running back is a fucking sucker.

Imagine taking Mahomes off the field for half the offensive snaps.

That's essentially what Dallas does when they take their highest paid offensive player off the field in the redzone and replace him with Tony Pollard.

What a waste of money.

[Marcellus]

The Uber Eats commercial is possibly the dumbest thing on TV these days.

[mkp785]

Anyone who ties money into a running back is a ****ing sucker.

Imagine taking Mahomes off the field for half the offensive snaps.

That's essentially what Dallas does when they take their highest paid offensive player off the field in the redzone and replace him with Tony Pollard.

What a waste of money.

It sucks even more that Pollard has been *by far* the better back. They're paying Zeke 15 or so a yr too I think.

[MahomesMagic]

Yeah I just don’t think they really can get that healthy though, some of their studs aren’t coming back this year.

They can beat those teams right now just based on their defense. Buffalo would be real tough though.

Allen ain't Mahomes. Man cover/pressure will make Allen melt with their personnel. Watch the Buffalo Baltimore game from last year to see what it looks like.

Its just a bad match up for Buffalo.

[PattyFlakes]

Baltimore does not look like a playoff team at the moment, which is a shame, I'd love for the Chiefs to play them in the postseason, such a good matchup for KC.

[Marcellus]

They weren't kidding when they said Dallas couldn't stop the run.

[comochiefsfan]

Baltimore does not look like a playoff team at the moment, which is a shame, I'd love for the Chiefs to play them in the postseason, such a good matchup for KC.

There isn't a team in the league that's a bad matchup for KC.

[Marcellus]

And its not good to be bad against the run when the other team always has at least 2 RB on the field at all times.

[Marcellus]

There isn't a team in the league that's a bad matchup for KC.

Chargers always give KC fits. You seem to have forgotten that.

[comochiefsfan]

Chargers always give KC fits. You seem to have forgotten that.

And we still beat them 9/10 times.

[PattyFlakes]

There isn't a team in the league that's a bad matchup for KC.

True, but considering how much we've owned BAL in the past, it would probably be a gimmie. Unless Lamar miraculously becomes a good passer.

[Marcellus]

And we still beat them 9/10 times.

54 and 58 yd FGs wont always work.

[Red Dawg]

There isn't a team in the league that's a bad matchup for KC.

Raiders are.

[Red Dawg]

I hate Joe Buck. He jinxed it.

[Easy 6]

Tucker yanks one just as they're jerking him off lol

[redfan]

Now THAT was an excellent jinx!

[siberian khatru]

Are pigs flying?

[Buehler445]

Can we quit hearing about Justin Tucker now?

[MahomesMagic]

How did they know I bet the Ravens? Of course now he misses a fg.

[dirk digler]

Lol the tv announcer jinx is real

[carcosa]

Justin Tucker SUCKS!!!!!

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Joe Buck fuck you!!

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Buck: “I swear, I’m definitely not going to jinx him.” <br><br>*Misses FG*<br><br>Joe Buck: <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DALvsBAL?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DALvsBAL</a> <a href="https://t.co/obJAbtxLbr">pic.twitter.com/obJAbtxLbr</a></p>&mdash; The Gork Report (@GorkReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/GorkReport/status/1336488479061024770?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[New World Order]

Chargers always give KC fits. You seem to have forgotten that.

4 out of our 5 division games have been tough

[comochiefsfan]

Raiders are.

And we still beat them 9/10 times.

[Sassy Squatch]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Ravens?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Ravens</a> receiver Dez Bryant, who tested positive for COVID-19 tonight, on the field during pregame warmups with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Cowboys</a> linebacker Justin March. Masks down. (Photo: AP) <a href="https://t.co/c1KJuAr2Jc">pic.twitter.com/c1KJuAr2Jc</a></p>&mdash; Shawn Stepner (@StepnerWMAR) <a href="https://twitter.com/StepnerWMAR/status/1336478485829857282?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[jjjayb]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Ravens?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Ravens</a> receiver Dez Bryant, who tested positive for COVID-19 tonight, on the field during pregame warmups with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Cowboys</a> linebacker Justin March. Masks down. (Photo: AP) <a href="https://t.co/c1KJuAr2Jc">pic.twitter.com/c1KJuAr2Jc</a></p>&mdash; Shawn Stepner (@StepnerWMAR) <a href="https://twitter.com/StepnerWMAR/status/1336478485829857282?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Who would have guessed the Ravens would be the league’s biggest Covid shitshow after Harbaugh spent the entire game against us screaming directly into the referees’ faces with no mask on?

It's a little stupid that these guys are running around on the field tackling each other, laying on each other in the pile with blood, sweat and spittle swapping between them but then people freak out if they don't have their masks on when they're on the sideline. :rolleyes:

[Marcellus]

It's a little stupid that these guys are running around on the field tackling each other, laying on each other in the pile with blood, sweat and spittle swapping between them but then people freak out if they don't have their masks on when they're on the sideline. :rolleyes:

Yup.

[Easy 6]

Good grief, McCarthy is obese

[Marcellus]

Lamar has more passing yards than Dalton so far. LMAO

[Marcellus]

Not now.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

It's a little stupid that these guys are running around on the field tackling each other, laying on each other in the pile with blood, sweat and spittle swapping between them but then people freak out if they don't have their masks on when they're on the sideline. :rolleyes:

There’s been some newer research come out that shows it isn’t really being transmitted during competition.

They don’t even consider someone a high risk contact unless they are within 6 feet for at least 15 mins, IIRC.

[jjjayb]

There’s been some newer research come out that shows it isn’t really being transmitted during competition.

They don’t even consider someone a high risk contact unless they are within 6 feet for at least 15 mins, IIRC.

This is sarcasm right? People were up in arms when players had handshakes after the game without masks on ignoring the fact they slobbered all over each other on the field. So the new research says I can let my spit spray into your mouth when I'm on top of you in the pile yelling in your face as long as I don't spit in your mouth for 15 minutes straight?

[neech]

It's a little stupid that these guys are running around on the field tackling each other, laying on each other in the pile with blood, sweat and spittle swapping between them but then people freak out if they don't have their masks on when they're on the sideline. :rolleyes:

It’s more than just a little stupid.

[Marcellus]

Cooper fuck someones wife or something? How much is he getting paid?

[neech]

There’s been some newer research come out that shows it isn’t really being transmitted during competition.

They don’t even consider someone a high risk contact unless they are within 6 feet for at least 15 mins, IIRC.

Link please.

[Red Dawg]

Lol. Shank

[Marcellus]

Yeesh, I bet this game comes down to a kick later too.

[Easy 6]

If this gets to 21-10 before half its all over

[pugsnotdrugs19]

This is sarcasm right? People were up in arms when players had handshakes after the game without masks on ignoring the fact they slobbered all over each other on the field. So the new research says I can let my spit spray into your mouth when I'm on top of you in the pile yelling in your face as long as I don't spit in your mouth for 15 minutes straight?

Nah. This is from the CDC, updated in recent months:

Based on our current knowledge, a close contact is someone who was within 6 feet of an infected person for a total of 15 minutes or more starting from 48 hours before illness onset until the time the patient is isolated. They should stay home, maintain social distancing, and self-monitor until 14 days from the last date of exposure.​ https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/php/principles-contact-tracing.html#:~:text=Based%20on%20our%20current%20knowledge,48%20hours%20before%20illness%20onset

I recall watching Schefter or Mortenson talk about it a few weeks back. The NFL is finding that they aren’t seeing results that suggest transmission is taking place during gameplay.

[petegz28]

Apparently a pass 15 ft over your head is "catchable"

[tk13]

That might be the most obvious PI you'll see this season.

[Marcellus]

LMAO 161 yards rushing in the 1st half so far.

[Marcellus]

Lamar is not an accurate thrower. I know I know thats not news.

[Red Dawg]

Sorry but I am not paying Lamar Jackson top 5 QB money. They will and he will never be worthy of it.

[Marcellus]

Sorry but I am not paying Lamar Jackson top 5 QB money. They will and he will never be worthy of it.

Top 5 RB $ is half or less and seems about right.

[jjjayb]

Nah. This is from the CDC, updated in recent months:

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/php/principles-contact-tracing.html#:~:text=Based%20on%20our%20current%20knowledge,48%20hours%20before%20illness%20onset

I recall watching Schefter or Mortenson talk about it a few weeks back. The NFL is finding that they aren’t seeing results that suggest transmission is taking place during gameplay.

I call horseshit on them. They're saying you can have your spittle fall directly in someone's face and it's safe, but me walking into the gas station and buying a drink without a mask is dangerous?

[Marcellus]

RT clearly had a FS it looked like.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

I call horseshit on them. They're saying you can have your spittle fall directly in someone's face and it's safe, but me walking into the gas station and buying a drink without a mask is dangerous?

I didn’t read that at all. I really don’t think the NFL would be playing this right now if they thought there was high risk. A breakout would be a terrible look, and they just made their day-to-day protocols super strict as it is.

[Easy 6]

Lamb got JOBBED

[siberian khatru]

I don’t understand NFL officiating

[petegz28]

LMAO how in the ever loving fuck do you not call DPI there?

[Marcellus]

2 obvious huge penalties on one play missed. Unreal.

[Marcellus]

Refs should be fined or suspended for shit that bad.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Lamar is not an accurate thrower. I know I know thats not news.

MVP!!!!
LOL!!!!

[kjwood75nro]

You really appreciate Mahomes' ability when you see other right-handed QBs try to roll left.

[Marcellus]

Wow he could caught that.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

I don’t understand NFL officiating

weedhopper-
yours is not to understand but to accept and not question

[petegz28]

Never ceases to amaze me how Refs see some ticky-tack shit at the most convenient times yet miss something so blatantly fucking obvious like that last DPI.

[neech]

I call horseshit on them. They're saying you can have your spittle fall directly in someone's face and it's safe, but me walking into the gas station and buying a drink without a mask is dangerous?

New rules all the time out of the CDC and that’s subject to change at their discretion.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

New rules all the time out of the CDC and that’s subject to change at their discretion.

I heard they are fining you for farting in France now

[ljmhawk]

why does baltimore even throw the ball?

[Buehler445]

I hate both these garbage teams. Why am I watching this shit?

[Megatron96]

That little dance move by Dalton was . . . not masculine.

[Megatron96]

I hate both these garbage teams. Why am I watching this shit?

To see if BAL can shit their pants again against a bad football team.

[TribalElder]

THE REFS ARE TRYING TO CARRY THE RAVENS TO THE PLAYOFFS

ITS FUCKING SAD

[Marcellus]

Is Zeke dead? Not that I mind.

[petegz28]

Damn, first they call Dallas for DPI on a pass that was 50ft over the receiver's head. Then they miss a very obvious DPI on the Ravens. Then they spot Dallas short of the 1st when the RB bot it by almost over a yard. Then on the QB sneak they blow the whistle before Dalton was actually down.

[Marcellus]

Garbage

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Thank God we have Butker

[Megatron96]

Hilarious that there was anyone saying that DAL was going to represent theNFC in the Super Bowl.

And this guy sucks at kicking the ball. Through the uprights anyway.

[Red Dawg]

Lol. Another shank.

[Red Dawg]

THE REFS ARE TRYING TO CARRY THE RAVENS TO THE PLAYOFFS

ITS ****ING SAD
Yup. Need the black QB in the playoffs.

[Megatron96]

Thank God we have Butker

"bUt HE MisSeD 5 xPsSSsssSSS!"

Idiots.

[Marcellus]

Hilarious that there was anyone saying that DAL was going to represent theNFC in the Super Bowl.

And this guy sucks at kicking the ball. Through the uprights anyway.

Hilarious Dallas was ever questioning paying Dak at this point. I doubted him and his value but shit man who can argue his value to Dallas at this point?

Of course he should have agreed to that deal worth $35MM per year as well.

[Buehler445]

Damn, first they call Dallas for DPI on a pass that was 50ft over the receiver's head. Then they miss a very obvious DPI on the Ravens. Then they spot Dallas short of the 1st when the RB bot it by almost over a yard. Then on the QB sneak they blow the whistle before Dalton was actually down.

Yeah. Pains me to say it but the refs are fucking the cowbitches.

Its weird.

[Red Dawg]

Dallas will never get to the SB with Dak and Balt will never get there with Jackson.

[Marcellus]

"bUt HE MisSeD 5 xPsSSsssSSS!"

Idiots.

Dude has been his usual self since the bye week. People act like kickers dont have ruts at times.

[Marcellus]

Yeah. Pains me to say it but the refs are ****ing the cowbitches.

Its weird.

Karma is a bitch. Chiefs are reaping it now and Cowboys are in purgatory. Its awesome.

[Buehler445]

Hilarious Dallas was ever questioning paying Dak at this point. I doubted him and his value but shit man who can argue his value to Dallas at this point?

Of course he should have agreed to that deal worth $35MM per year as well.

If I were Dak, I’d be looking at that roster and thinking “ehhhhh.... maybe free agency?”

I’d call Smellway and see if he wanted to throw lock on the street.

[Megatron96]

Man, Jackson can really run.

[Megatron96]

Dude has been his usual self since the bye week. People act like kickers dont have ruts at times.

Dumbasses on CP were talking about cutting him, ffs.

[Megatron96]

Jesus. He basically spiked that ball, just over there instead of right in front of him.

[Red Dawg]

Jackson is a bum!

[Buehler445]

Karma is a bitch. Chiefs are reaping it now and Cowboys are in purgatory. Its awesome.

I really am kinda sorta rooting for Dalton. He got a shit deal by being drafted by the Bengals. I was thinking he might be a nice little redemption story.

But my god he’s bad.

[Megatron96]

Good Lord. If Jackson is in front of you and he takes just two strides in one direction, he's gone.

Wow, now that was a good pass and catch.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

That's a really good throw

[Easy 6]

Welp

[Red Dawg]

Luck throw. He couldn't do again in 20 tries.

[Buehler445]

Threw a decent ball there. It was late, far easier pass early but nice ball.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

That was a really good throw. He’s really Lamarvelous

[carcosa]

Pretty good throw tbh

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Alrighty I’ve seen enough

[lcarus]

Dumbasses on CP were talking about cutting him, ffs.

Seriously? That's just pure insanity.

[Megatron96]

Seriously? That's just pure insanity.

SNAFU

[Megatron96]

Zeke looks decent tonight.

[Buehler445]

ZOMG. ROFL

[Marcellus]

Jesus whats the record for missed kicks in a game? I think KC and Miami playoff game may have it but this may rival it.

[Easy 6]

Zeurleins 1 of 4 LMAO, these bums don't do ANYTHING well

[Deberg_1990]

Bold predictions.....Lamaar dominates tonight

I was correct

[FloridaMan88]

Ravens with barely over 100 yards passing.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Hey Aikman dumbass..... Richard has never been 310 pounds. He’s listed at 284

[TribalElder]

I think it's pretty neat when a QB throws the ball to another player

when they handoff or run for it all the time it's pretty boring, definitely not as fun to watch as the mighty Patrick Mahomes

[FloridaMan88]

I was correct

You have a weak definition of “dominate”.

[Marcellus]

I don't think Mahomes has ever missed that easy of a pass that badly in his life.

[carcosa]

Mahomes makes that play

[Buehler445]

That pass. LMAO. I can throw that ball better. I couldn’t make that defender look silly but I’d have got that pass at least in the same zip code.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Poll
How many times in one year can we hear " I think that is one Lamar would like to have back"?

[ptlyon]

Can't wait for all the sports talk to say "Other teams should be worried about Lamar and the Ravens getting into the playoffs." after this.

Oh wait, no I won't, because I don't listen to all that shit.

[comochiefsfan]

Here’s a simple guide that will help you determine whether or not you should be concerned about another NFL team in the playoffs:

Does your team have Patrick Mahomes?

If not, you should be concerned.

If your team does have Patrick Mahomes, you have nothing to worry about.

[Easy 6]

Right out of the Herm Edwards playbook of 3 Straight Runs Up the Centers Ass

[O.city]

Boom yea fuck yeah

[Red Dawg]

Right out of the Herm Edwards playbook of 3 Straight Runs Up the Centers Ass

There's nothing wrong winning a game 9-3. Uh, yes there is Herm. Yes there is.

[carcosa]

Here’s a simple guide that will help you determine whether or not you should be concerned about another NFL team in the playoffs:

Does your team have Patrick Mahomes?

If not, you should be concerned.

If your team does have Patrick Mahomes, you have nothing to worry about.

HELL YEAH!!!!!

[lcarus]

Right out of the Herm Edwards playbook of 3 Straight Runs Up the Centers Ass

Yep and they can't get it. That's why you don't pay 90 million for a RB. Especially one that isn't good anyway. Zeke could get struck by lightning tomorrow and by the next game they'd realize they aren't really any worse off.

Dalton is shit even for a backup. My god how many times has he thrown a football in his life...and he still can't hit wide open Amari Cooper on a 7 yard fucking slant just now. The ball was like 5 yards behind him. He should just retire after this game.

[tk13]

See. Ravens should legit run for 300 yards tonight.

Not quite, but close. Got to 294.

[htismaqe]

You have a weak definition of “dominate”.

107 yards passing against that "tough" Dallas defense.

[lcarus]

107 yards passing against that "tough" Dallas defense.

I saw that statline cross the screen at the end of the game and laughed so hard I nearly blew Golden Grahams out of my nose.

[Bob Dole]

Living in Cowboys country, I really hate that they’re so bad.

Okay. That was a lie.