Did you get stimulated today

[007]

I did. It was forgettable.

[TLO]

Nope

[luv]

Nope.

[Lzen]

Just checked. Yep, it's in there. Pending so I can't spend it yet.

[big nasty kcnut]

Soon i will sim u late.

[htismaqe]

I didn’t and I won’t.

[BigRedChief]

I didn’t and I won’t.same :doh!:

[htismaqe]

same :doh!:

You’re too rich to stimulate the economy bro.

[BWillie]

What am I supposed to get? I got like 1/5 of what they said I would get last time.

[BigRedChief]

You’re too rich to stimulate the economy bro.:LOL:
I’m okay with working middle class getting stimulated. The pandemic has kicked the ass of everyone in some way that’s making less than <$75K. They need the money. I’d vote for the $2K to them if I had a chance.

[Deberg_1990]

What type of stimulation are we discussing here?

[BigRedChief]

What type of stimulation are we discussing here?see the Mahomes Kola challenge.

[Sassy Squatch]

Pending.

[KS Smitty]

Bank website: "we're seeing a high volume of traffic today please check again later." ROFL

[redfan]

Nope, and I'm not even sure what the req's were to get one. I got one last time, but my sitch has changed since then so who tf knows wtf is going on.

[Sorry]

:LOL:
I’m okay with working middle class getting stimulated. The pandemic has kicked the ass of everyone in some way that’s making less than <$75K. They need the money. I’d vote for the $2K to them if I had a chance.

Yep in a huge way

[bdj23]

Nope. I got a big banner pop up on my online banking telling me they haven't received any yet.

People must be blowing their phones off the hook. :)

[Bearcat]

Bank website: "we're seeing a high volume of traffic today please check again later." ROFL

Yeah...

https://downdetector.com/status/wells-fargo/
https://downdetector.com/status/bank-of-america/
https://downdetector.com/status/us-bank/

[ChiefBlueCFC]

I got my trump bux

[htismaqe]

:LOL:
I’m okay with working middle class getting stimulated. The pandemic has kicked the ass of everyone in some way that’s making less than <$75K. They need the money. I’d vote for the $2K to them if I had a chance.

Right but then let’s not call it “stimulus”. Let’s call it “relief” or “welfare” or something closer to what it actually is.

I mean, where I live, they’re “stimulating” Walmart and Casey’s - lots of vape juice and lottery tickets getting sold today.

[493rd]

Yep, took a cold shower like normal and felt great afterwards.

[displacedinMN]

Nope. and wont

[007]

Yep, took a cold shower like normal and felt great afterwards.


No cigarette first?

[smithandrew051]

I get stimulated when I watch the Kansas City Chiefs play football, because they are my favorite team

[OKchiefs]

Nope, and I'm not even sure what the req's were to get one. I got one last time, but my sitch has changed since then so who tf knows wtf is going on.

I don't see how anything could have changed, it's based on your previous year's tax return, so your qualifications should be the same as last time unless I'm mistaken.

[Easy 6]

Not yet...

[Buehler445]

Pending for Jan 4.

[TambaBerry]

Not yet

[gblowfish]

No, but my IRA dropped eight grand overnight...

[ptlyon]

No, but my IRA dropped eight grand overnight...

How did that happen?

[007]

No, but my IRA dropped eight grand overnight...


Well that's the wrong kind of stimulation altogether.

[Spott]

Nope, I just pay more and more taxes every year so shitty politicians can piss it away on stupid bullshit.

[BWillie]

I'm disappointed this was directed to everyone. There is no reason I need the money or many people who haven't lost their jobs. All this is is inflation.

If everyone gets something, no matter what, it's call inflation. Yeah I understand rich people don't get as much but by far and large it's just printing more money.

There should be a way to apply for such funds, show that you lost your job due to Covid, etc. And get the money that way.

[Deberg_1990]

I'm disappointed this was directed to everyone. There is no reason I need the money or many people who haven't lost their jobs. All this is is inflation.

If everyone gets something, no matter what, it's call inflation. Yeah I understand rich people don't get as much but by far and large it's just printing more money.

There should be a way to apply for such funds, show that you lost your job due to Covid, etc. And get the money that way.

Totally agree.

They just want more money out there so people that don’t truly need the money will go spend it on frivolous stuff like PS5s and Oculus

[ptlyon]

Totally agree.

They just want more money out there so people that don’t truly need the money will go spend it on frivolous stuff like PS5s and Oculus

Just in time for new years partying

[Bearcat]

What's the better experiment to figure out if some people will in fact complain about anything...
1) Money shows up in your checking account without having to do anything.
2) The football team you root for wins 23 out of 24, including its first Super Bowl in 50 years.

[loochy]

no.


lame.


give me my share of the pie, damnit.

[J Diddy]

What's the better experiment to figure out if some people will in fact complain about anything...
1) Money shows up in your checking account without having to do anything.
2) The football team you root for wins 23 out of 24, including its first Super Bowl in 50 years.

It snowed.
I got no money.
and the Chiefs have increased my anxiety over th past few weeks that I'm now taking more blood pressure meds.


Is this in contention?

[tyecopeland]

Last time I got mine about a week after the first ones went out. Guessing it will be a little closer this time. But nothing yet.

[J Diddy]

Mines going to take care of some back taxes so I'm pretty happy for losing a bill ,but to be fair the bill was only $50 a month, so meh.

[Bearcat]

It snowed.
I got no money.
and the Chiefs have increased my anxiety over th past few weeks that I'm now taking more blood pressure meds.


Is this in contention?

https://i.imgur.com/OVjljxf.gif

[Jewish Rabbi]

This stimulus lived close to you?

[The Franchise]

Nope

[Perineum Ripper]

This stimulus lived close to you?

Eat fuck pie, stimulus

[HemiEd]

I'm disappointed this was directed to everyone. There is no reason I need the money or many people who haven't lost their jobs. All this is is inflation.

If everyone gets something, no matter what, it's call inflation. Yeah I understand rich people don't get as much but by far and large it's just printing more money.

There should be a way to apply for such funds, show that you lost your job due to Covid, etc. And get the money that way.

Yep reducing the value of my savings. :cuss:

[AndChiefs]

Nothing over here. :/

[Otter]

I got hit pretty hard by COVID this year and didn't receive one yet. I understand their a bit underwhelming from the touted $2000

[Gravedigger]

Nope not yet. It's just going to sales tax when we register the wife's new car because her old one shit the bed.

[diqlix]

Don’t qualify :(

[smithandrew051]

My wife said it isn’t as big as her last one...which is really weird, because she said that on our wedding night years before the stimulus was sent.

[Peter Gibbons]

I didn't and I won't.

[RedRaider56]

Don’t qualify :(

same

[RealSNR]

I'm disappointed this was directed to everyone. There is no reason I need the money or many people who haven't lost their jobs. All this is is inflation.

If everyone gets something, no matter what, it's call inflation. Yeah I understand rich people don't get as much but by far and large it's just printing more money.

There should be a way to apply for such funds, show that you lost your job due to Covid, etc. And get the money that way.

Well, go stimulate some shit, then!

[007]

My wife said it isn’t as big as her last one...which is really weird, because she said that on our wedding night years before the stimulus was sent.


ROFL

[Titty Meat]

Nope I havent even gotten my tax refund yet

[penguinz]

It snowed.
I got no money.
and the Chiefs have increased my anxiety over th past few weeks that I'm now taking more blood pressure meds.


Is this in contention?

If the outcome of a sporting event has that kind of impact on your health you have serious issues you need to deal with.

[dlphg9]

Got stimulated about 11am for $1800 and then fiance got stimulated at 4ish for $600.

[Third Eye]

It’s highly unlikely that stimulus payments will have any effect on inflation whatsoever. Similar to the great recession, we’ll more than like be below target inflation levels for at least the next couple years.

[Bugeater]

No stimulation yet, what did they end up deciding to give us anyway?

[sedated]

No stimulation yet, what did they end up deciding to give us anyway?

$600, the $2000 likely won't pass because Congress packed it full of partisan BS so the sides will just end up fighting and getting nothing done.

(yes, a political post but bi-partisan)

[Titty Meat]

No stimulation yet, what did they end up deciding to give us anyway?

Wear your mask and I will tell you

[Jewish Rabbi]

$600, the $2000 likely won't pass because Congress packed it full of partisan BS so the sides will just end up fighting and getting nothing done.

(yes, a political post but bi-partisan)

Arguing over whether we get rim jobs or blow jobs from billay

[Pablo]

Arguing over whether we get rim jobs or blow jobs from billay

He's already pledged handjobs for everyone that wears their mask though.

[Titty Meat]

Imma have to chase some of you away with a broom when I transition into a woman. Which is part of what the 600 is going to.

[Pablo]

Imma have to chase some of you away with a broom when I transition into a woman. Which is part of what the 600 is going to.

Thought of your new name yet?

Maybe Billecia?

[Titty Meat]

Thought of your new name yet?

Maybe Billecia?

Oh I like that! Nickname could be betty :)

[BryanBusby]

Oh I like that! Nickname could be betty :)

Bad bitch Betty

[Bugeater]

$600, the $2000 likely won't pass because Congress packed it full of partisan BS so the sides will just end up fighting and getting nothing done.

(yes, a political post but bi-partisan)Well I did ask so...


But yeah, the last I heard nothing could be agreed upon so I was surprised anything was being sent out.

[srvy]

No stimulation for me yet.

[BryanBusby]

Maybe BEP can use them Trump bux to get some summer's eve for that gross fupa

[Dunit35]

Nothing for me.

[scho63]

No welfare for me again.

I guess having a job with real income rules you out. :hmmm:

Enjoy my hard earned taxes you deadbeats and freeloaders! :D

[scho63]

Maybe BEP can use them Trump bux to get some summer's eve for that gross fupa

So you can then eat it? :LOL:

[BryanBusby]

So you can then eat it? :LOL:
I'm sure you can get a taste for 150 roses.

[MahiMike]

This will send Bitcoin up another $10K.

[InChiefsHeaven]

I got one last time, so I'm guessing this will show up as well. It'll go towards a new water heater if it shows up. If not...I'll be buying a new water heater anyway so...

...maybe I'll get a really good bottle of Bourbon or Scotch.

[tyecopeland]

Showed up as pending in my account today

[lewdog]

Pending for Monday here.

Taking PTO and hitting the casino.

[Chiefaholic]

still waiting

[In58men]

Got mine this morning.

[Prison Bitch]

Pending for Monday here.

Taking PTO and hitting the casino.

I would’ve thought you made too much to qualify.

[lewdog]

I would’ve thought you made too much to qualify.

Wife doesn’t work so we qualify based on married income level.

Thank you housewife!

[Titty Meat]

I would’ve thought you made too much to qualify.

How much of this stimmy are you donating to Trump?

[Easy 6]

I'll be damned, looks like my $600 has arrived

[Frazod]

Got ours today.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/WIg8P0VNpgH8Q/giphy.gif

[ChiTown]

No stimuli for me

[Pablo]

Wife doesn’t work so we qualify based on married income level.

Thank you housewife!

Tell that wife of yours it's 2021, she has an equal right to go to work!

[mnchiefsguy]

Got stimulated this morning.

[big nasty kcnut]

Not simulated yet.

[The Franchise]

Still no stimulation. Hurry the fuck up, government.

[stumppy]

Maybe BEP can use them Trump bux to get some summer's eve for that gross fupa

LMAO

[chefsos]

The GF has a pending deposit Monday (like a lot of folks) but I don't know nuthin yet. My bank has the annoying habit of sending me deposit alerts AFTER the transaction is done.

[Bowser]

Got a fraction of it waiting for Monday to be deposited. Buddy of mine got $33 in "stimulus", haha.

[TLO]

I haven't gotten muh stimulus yet. Who wants to go loot a Target and knock down some statues with me???

[gblowfish]

I'm stimulated, but I've been looking at Dawn Wells pictures for three days...

[TribalElder]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="in" dir="ltr">$600 Stimulus $2000 Stimulus <a href="https://t.co/la7ipjaAFc">pic.twitter.com/la7ipjaAFc</a></p>&mdash; Chiefs Focus (@ChiefsFocus) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsFocus/status/1345471417400356864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 2, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[srvy]

Still no stimulation.

[Titty Meat]

I put a condom on a turkey leg does that count?

[DaFace]

Got ours today.

[BWillie]

Pending for Monday here.

Taking PTO and hitting the casino.

Talking Stick?

[BWillie]

I got the full $600 this time. Showed up in my account today. They must not care about what your AGI was from last year's return on this one.

[bdj23]

No and I don't think I'm going to because my 2019 tax return is STILL FUCKING PROCESSING AND I CAN'T GET AHOLD OF A SINGLE MOTHER FUCKER AT THE GOD DAMN IRS.

[The Franchise]

Finally got it today.

[Dunit35]

Still nothing for us.

[rydogg58]

Wife and I got ours yesterday. Already used it all to stimulate my TD Ameritrade account.

[banyon]

Got it yesterday. It offsets my Wife's December credit card spending. it's a wash.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Gonna stimulate a plumber with this to install a new water heater.

[Dunit35]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/05/status-not-available-some-taxpayers-wont-receive-stimulus-check.html

Citizens are fired up on Reddit. Looks like I’m screwed as well.

[wazu]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/05/status-not-available-some-taxpayers-wont-receive-stimulus-check.html

Citizens are fired up on Reddit. Looks like I’m screwed as well.

Not great press for our own H&R Block. (Or TurboTax)

[neech]

A new washing machine is where this money is going.

[007]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/05/status-not-available-some-taxpayers-wont-receive-stimulus-check.html

Citizens are fired up on Reddit. Looks like I’m screwed as well.


That's going to stimulate some serious anger.

[bdj23]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/05/status-not-available-some-taxpayers-wont-receive-stimulus-check.html

Citizens are fired up on Reddit. Looks like I’m screwed as well.

Thank you feds, very cool!

At least Sudan got paid.

[Hammock Parties]

Still fucking waiting. It's coming in the fucking mail this time? What the fuck?

[OKchiefs]

Get really irritated with this taking so long. My last stimulus came through with ease, I qualified then and still qualify now. I didn't file in 2019 with TurboTax or H&R Block, I input my bank information on the IRS website for them to direct deposit it back in April. I guess it will come eventually, even if I have to claim it on my taxes. Plus it's looking like we're going to finally be authorized for the full $2,000 stimulus over the next month or two, so that's a plus.

[Bearcat]

Still fucking waiting. It's coming in the fucking mail this time? What the fuck?

Yeah, looked up mine last night... direct deposit the first time, mailed this time. Didn't see anything in the FAQs explaining why. Found one article that suggested if you used TurboTax or H&R Block, etc; then the direct deposit info might have expired(?) and then you get a check... it was worded strange, but that's what I got out of it.

[Deberg_1990]

What’s everyone going to do with their $2000 coming soon?

[penguinz]

What’s everyone going to do with their $2000 coming soon?

https://www.fleetfarm.com/images/product/0000000349836/x/1.jpg

[Sassy Squatch]

Kind of surprised this go around seems to have gone much shittier in actually getting people the money.

[Gravedigger]

Yeah I'm going to go check the mail here in a bit but I'm sure I'll have to file that credit form on my taxes this year to claim it. I hope the pool of unclaimed doesn't disappear by that time due to fraud or Government saying "tough shit". We got the first one on April 15th in the same bank account, the only change that happened was we moved in September but everything else stayed the same. Hope we don't get fucked on a potential third stimulus, if that should happen.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Our 2x$600 showed up in our account. I'm blessed and don't really need it. We spent the last stimulus on nicer bicycles and gave away our old ones.

I would rather see the money directed to the people that are out of work - people who worked in restaurants and clubs, musicians and such. There are a ton of people that are really hurting

[wazu]

Our 2x$600 showed up in our account. I'm blessed and don't really need it. We spent the last stimulus on nicer bicycles and gave away our old ones.

I would rather see the money directed to the people that are out of work - people who worked in restaurants and clubs, musicians and such. There are a ton of people that are really hurting

Shouldn't be too hard for you to find some.

[Dunit35]

Thankfully we’re financially okay right now. Was going to use it to pay for a foundation repair and I’m sure we’ll get screwed when claiming it on taxes.

[Hammock Parties]

Mailed six days ago - where the fuck is my cheese?

Fucking hell.

[Prison Bitch]

Got mine a week ago. Didn’t qualify for last one but apparently did this time, despite making the same income. $2400 showed up and I said “what is this?” IRS TREAS PMT

Also I use TurboTax so no clue why y’all ain’t getting yours. Maybe they sent it to me by accident.

[bdj23]

Still nothing.

Yay looks like I get a tax credit or some shit. At least I finally got ahold of someone at the IRS.

[Halfcan]

Mailed six days ago - where the **** is my cheese?

****ing hell.

Yep, we are still waiting.

[Hoover]

First round we got a stupid Debit card. This time we got a check.

[wazu]

Got mine a week ago. Didn’t qualify for last one but apparently did this time, despite making the same income. $2400 showed up and I said “what is this?” IRS TREAS PMT

Also I use TurboTax so no clue why y’all ain’t getting yours. Maybe they sent it to me by accident.

Should people just PM you their paypal account info?

[Hammock Parties]

Only took two weeks for my fucking stim to get here.

[Gravedigger]

Ours got held up by Turbo Tax for some reason, we got our's late last week but my wife got an email saying that Turbo Tax was aware of an error with the Federal Treasury and that they would get our money to us soon. Same account as last time, so glad we got it in the end.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Only took two weeks for my fucking stim to get here.

That’s what happens when you live in the ghetto.

[Titty Meat]

Still nothing.

Yay looks like I get a tax credit or some shit. At least I finally got ahold of someone at the IRS.

What number did you call?

[Hammock Parties]

That’s what happens when you live in the ghetto.

Our government got me direct deposit lickety split last time.

Our government sucks.

The house next door is also valued at 200 grand you fucking cunt.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Our government got me direct deposit lickety split last time.

Our government sucks.

The house next door is also valued at 200 grand you fucking cunt.

I mean most 8 plexes are valued at more than that, but the cars on cinder blocks probably bring the value down.

[Hammock Parties]

I mean most 8 plexes are valued at more than that, but the cars on cinder blocks probably bring the value down.

THIS IS A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD

[bdj23]

What number did you call?

Dude, to be completely honest with you... I found the IRS Tax Advocate 800 # and after an hour or so of being on hold I got transferred to another department.

I got all the clues I needed to figure this shit out from the r/irs subforum.