**** Official New Years Resolutions Thread ****

[Halfcan]

Happy New Year to all!

2020 was one of the most disruptive, deadly, divisive, violent, and all-around sucky years in many decades. Good riddance.

What are your Resolutions, Hopes, Dreams, and Plans to make 2021 better?

[BigRedChief]

Not freak out when we look like we are not really trying our best against inferior teams.

[St. Patty's Fire]

fix my diet and lose [REDACTED] amount of lbs

[Easy 6]

Yeah good riddance to 2020, easily the worst year of my life... this summer suuuuuucked ASS

My resolution is to drastically cut down on my drinking and smoking, its gotten somewhat outta hand and as I rapidly approach 50, its just a matter of time before it catches up to me in a big way

As for this place, the plan is to post in DC a lot less... and to at least try to cool some of the rhetoric when I do

Not that my views are gonna change, just the way I argue for them

[BWillie]

Play more poker. Least amount of poker hands I've played since 2011. Made much less money in poker as a result. Too much golfing.

Also need to start running. Not to lose weight, just so I won't keel over from a heart attack since I apparently have no good cholesterol.

[LiveSteam]

Eat pussy counter clockwise

[Donger]

I resolve to ask fewer questions.

[Hammock Parties]

3840x2160

[KCUnited]

Start hoarding bucatini

[Bearcat]

I resolve to ask fewer questions.

So, you're at 22 posts/day, so let's assume 9000 posts in 2020 given the crazy year.... so, perhaps aim for 8000 or fewer questions in 2021?

[Easy 6]

Start hoarding bucatini

Had to look up what that was, now I'm wanting some carbonara ASAP

[BigRedChief]

Yeah good riddance to 2020, easily the worst year of my life... this summer suuuuuucked ASSwelllll post SB 2020, right?
As for this place, the plan is to post in DC a lot less... and to at least try to cool some of the rhetoric when I do

Not that my views are gonna change, just the way I argue for themTrust me, this is a way better place after I quit posting in DC.

[KCUnited]

Had to look up what that was, now I'm wanting some carbonara ASAP

Holds 200% more sauce than spaghetti and the FDA want to fuck around and deny it to us

[Easy 6]

welllll post SB 2020, right?

* fingers crossed *

[Easy 6]

Holds 200% more sauce than spaghetti and the FDA want to fuck around and deny it to us

Why are we being denied pasta?

[KCUnited]

Why are we being denied pasta?

Best I can tell people are using it like a straw and the FDA considers uncooked pasta a risk

[Easy 6]

Best I can tell people are using it like a straw and the FDA considers uncooked pasta a risk

Good grief :facepalm:

[Halfcan]

I have a new job waiting, big projects coming to fruition and a life-changing project that will hopefully work out in my favor.

My resolution is to work harder to make these dreams come true, forget about the past while providing a new life for my family filled with travel and great memories.

[bdj23]

Probably drink less as I will be a dad here in a few months.

Spend less time on the internet

Keep improving at GTO poker

Fish more

[Bearcat]

Working out 2-3 days a week and going on a walk/jog 2-3 days a week has finally become a habit over the past several months, so keeping that going is important.

Finding moderation with beer and food while keeping the workout routine. I've done keto in the past, for weeks at a time, followed by a weekend of eating out and drinking and forgetting about keto and working out... rinse and repeat. It's nothing drastic in terms of weight gain/loss or drinking, but looking to be more consistently healthy and happy versus cycles of 100% healthy or 100% happy.

I would also like to ban more people this coming year. I'm going to start a spreadsheet to make sure I stay on track.

[BWillie]

Probably drink less as I will be a dad here in a few months.

Spend less time on the internet

Keep improving at GTO poker

Fish more

Gotta buy that PIO

[bdj23]

Gotta buy that PIO

I use upswing and pokercoaching right now. I should probably pay for some HUD software if I choose to continue to play online.

Especially since Ameristar and Hollywood closed their rooms

[BWillie]

I use upswing and pokercoaching right now. I should probably pay for some HUD software if I choose to continue to play online.

Especially since Ameristar and Hollywood closed their rooms

I was using Holdem Manager 3 but just switched over to Drive HUD and very pleased with them so far.

[bdj23]

I was using Holdem Manager 3 but just switched over to Drive HUD and very pleased with them so far.

Sweet. I'll look into it.

Played a little 2/5 at Harrahs a few weeks ago, in for 575 and out for $1400. 6 handed live isn't very fun but we livened it up a little with some bomb pots.

[TribalElder]

Live in the moment more and live life to the fullest

2020 really made me realize that tomorrow isn't promised so if you were holding off on doing something or telling someone in your life something you should go ahead and do that shit or say that shit.

[Buehler445]

I'm not a big resolution guy. But I recently got back into the gym. I need to stick with it when fieldwork starts. Being out of shape suuuuuucks. I'm so fucking sore.

Starting back in early November I started trying to streamline a bunch of different aspects of the operation. Several things took a fair bit of unfucking from various employees leaving shit fucked up, and me staying out of it. Dad and I are planning on rolling with less employees around, so a big push for 2021 is to streamline a lot of the stuff around here. I've done similar things with other aspects in 19 and 20, with pretty good success. Bottom line, the shit I've had to unfuck, I don't intend to unfuck again.

I had some goals set out for 2021, that when pushing the numbers out, I don't think I'm going to get done, which is frustrating. Early in 2021, I need to do some fairly serious strategy review and factor those into these decisions.

I also need to get some estate work done. Before, when I didn't have a damned thing, it wasn't a big deal. It's past time for me to knock that shit out.

Start hoarding bucatini

Every time you talk about food I learn shit. I feel like such an uncultured rube.

Probably drink less as I will be a dad here in a few months.

Spend less time on the internet

Keep improving at GTO poker

Fish more

Congrats on the incoming addition.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Working out 2-3 days a week and going on a walk/jog 2-3 days a week has finally become a habit over the past several months, so keeping that going is important.

Finding moderation with beer and food while keeping the workout routine. I've done keto in the past, for weeks at a time, followed by a weekend of eating out and drinking and forgetting about keto and working out... rinse and repeat. It's nothing drastic in terms of weight gain/loss or drinking, but looking to be more consistently healthy and happy versus cycles of 100% healthy or 100% happy.

I would also like to ban more people this coming year. I'm going to start a spreadsheet to make sure I stay on track.

LMAO

[Perineum Ripper]

Working harder to get something figured out for Veteran’s mental health.



As of yesterday morning, I have had 8 guys I know commit suicide this year alone.

[Megatron96]

Fish more. A lot more. Get in more hunting.

Get back into some kind of semi-athletic shape. Probably set a couple goals like 100 push-ups in a row and at least 10 pull-ups in a row.

Other than that, I've already met a bunch of my goals early. Lost 24 lbs., quit smoking, cut back on drinking, red meat, junk food (all part of the ole Nutrisystem diet), etc.

[KS Smitty]

Working out 2-3 days a week and going on a walk/jog 2-3 days a week has finally become a habit over the past several months, so keeping that going is important.

Finding moderation with beer and food while keeping the workout routine. I've done keto in the past, for weeks at a time, followed by a weekend of eating out and drinking and forgetting about keto and working out... rinse and repeat. It's nothing drastic in terms of weight gain/loss or drinking, but looking to be more consistently healthy and happy versus cycles of 100% healthy or 100% happy.

I would also like to ban more people this coming year. I'm going to start a spreadsheet to make sure I stay on track.


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[Easy 6]

Working harder to get something figured out for Veteran’s mental health.



As of yesterday morning, I have had 8 guys I know commit suicide this year alone.

Damn, thats a lotta weight to lug around... heres to a better year for all veterans struggling with that burden

[smithandrew051]

My resolution is to stop overreacting in the GDT’s

[St. Patty's Fire]

My resolution is to stop overreacting in the GDT’s

i've been avoiding the gdts the last few games and it has increased my enjoyment oif the game immensely

[Megatron96]

i've been avoiding the gdts the last few games and it has increased my enjoyment oif the game immensely

I purposely avoided a few myself.

Another trick is to just post comments during the game, but don't read everyone else's comments. That way I could avoid reading the same twats lamenting everything from Butker missing a couple XPs, to the stupid refrain about Andy's handling of a TO.

Made watching the game way more fun.

[Hammock Parties]

I would also like to ban more people this coming year. I'm going to start a spreadsheet to make sure I stay on track.

We need a lot more mod abuse. May I suggest random name changes whenever something you read pisses you off. Just go for it. The offseason is coming and we're going to need burst.

[Titty Meat]

Trying to get more pussy

[St. Patty's Fire]

We need a lot more mod abuse. May I suggest random name changes whenever something you read pisses you off. Just go for it. The offseason is coming and we're going to need burst.

this x1000

[KCUnited]

Dual air fryers

[Halfcan]

Working harder to get something figured out for Veteran’s mental health.



As of yesterday morning, I have had 8 guys I know commit suicide this year alone.

:( Really sorry to hear that. Best wishes!

[St. Patty's Fire]

I purposely avoided a few myself.

Another trick is to just post comments during the game, but don't read everyone else's comments. That way I could avoid reading the same twats lamenting everything from Butker missing a couple XPs, to the stupid refrain about Andy's handling of a TO.

Made watching the game way more fun.

sometimes i drop by the discord and shit on pete cuz he's a miserable fuck lol

aside from that i definitely prefer to participate post game as opposed to pregame

[Bearcat]

We need a lot more mod abuse. May I suggest random name changes whenever something you read pisses you off. Just go for it. The offseason is coming and we're going to need burst.

One of your better ideas.

[Pablo]

Hawg reduction. Tired of the shin bruises.

[Dallas Chief]

Transition from 90% running to 90% lifting. I’ve accomplished all I’ve needed to with my feet.

[Hammock Parties]

One of your better ideas.

Congrats on destroying an anagram of Patrick Mahomes name, but I'll do this dance with you.

[Bearcat]

Congrats on destroying an anagram of Patrick Mahomes name, but I'll do this dance with you.

That's so genius, I actually kind of feel bad.

[Halfcan]

Fireworks going off- this year is almost over!

[Buehler445]

Working harder to get something figured out for Veteran’s mental health.



As of yesterday morning, I have had 8 guys I know commit suicide this year alone.

What

The

Fuck?


That’s terrible man. Best wishes to loved ones.

Fuck.

[LiveSteam]

China must pay.
And paybacks a bitch

[Halfcan]

5 minutes!

[Halfcan]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

[RollChiefsRoll]

Deleting my social media accounts and reinvesting that time into more productive endeavors.

[Halfcan]

Deleting my social media accounts and reinvesting that time into more productive endeavors.

:thumb:

[htismaqe]

Transition from 90% running to 90% lifting. I’ve accomplished all I’ve needed to with my feet.

Damn, I read “transition” and I thought you were going Billay there for a split second.

[Why Not?]

Get laid more. Hoping my wife has a similar resolution.

[crayzkirk]

Quit putting off going to the doctor. Make it to 2022...

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Be kinder to those who expierenced the internet before memes

[Halfcan]

Be kinder to those who expierenced the internet before memes

It used to take 10 minutes to log on to AOL if you wanted to surf the World Wide Web.

[MahomesMagic]

Become a wizard with Youtube ads.

[Titty Meat]

Damn, I read “transition” and I thought you were going Billay there for a split second.

Nah hes the man in our relationship

[Prison Bitch]

Anyone wish me a happy Bday?

[Hoover]

So a buddy and I visited a local casino for an hour or so this afternoon. He was at the cashier getting his chips converted to cash, and as I'm just waiting I look down and see a casino voucher on the floor. I say to myself its probably for 50 cents or something. Then a little voice in my head said pick it up, ya never know. So I did, and it was a voucher for 300 bucks.

So my 2021 is off to a great start, but someone else's year continues to be absolute shit.

[Hammock Parties]

Anyone wish me a happy Bday?

Shit I didn't get one yesterday, either.

This place fucking SUCKS!

[Halfcan]

So a buddy and I visited a local casino for an hour or so this afternoon. He was at the cashier getting his chips converted to cash, and as I'm just waiting I look down and see a casino voucher on the floor. I say to myself its probably for 50 cents or something. Then a little voice in my head said pick it up, ya never know. So I did, and it was a voucher for 300 bucks.

So my 2021 is off to a great start, but someone else's year continues to be absolute shit.

:thumb: That was a lucky break.

[Hoover]

:thumb: That was a lucky break.
No shit. Crazy.

[htismaqe]

I think most people know that I left for a while and while there were a handful of reasons, some known and some not, the main reason I took time off was because I got disgusted with myself for being such an asshole.

Well, I’m kinda feeling today like I’m doing it again.

So my new year’s resolution is to be nicer to people, both here on CP and out there in the big, scary “real world”.

[Bob Dole]

It used to take 10 minutes to log on to AOL if you wanted to surf the World Wide Web.

I started on a VAX and no graphics.

Get off my lawn!

[Hoopsdoc]

I started drinking in 2020 after not drinking for the first 41 years of my life. I also started smoking again, although only a few here and there.

Why I did these things I cannot say, but I’m done in 2021.

[bdj23]

So a buddy and I visited a local casino for an hour or so this afternoon. He was at the cashier getting his chips converted to cash, and as I'm just waiting I look down and see a casino voucher on the floor. I say to myself its probably for 50 cents or something. Then a little voice in my head said pick it up, ya never know. So I did, and it was a voucher for 300 bucks.

So my 2021 is off to a great start, but someone else's year continues to be absolute shit.

Suprised security didn't nab it from ya, unless you were on your way out.

[F150]

Stop hard liquor entirely
Move to lightest beer like Ultra
Start doing exercise and not saying i do enough doing my chores and things
Drink a lot more water
Have no interaction with asshats

[Bearcat]

Have no interaction with asshats

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/de/9e/38de9ea933036b54871fe1fe61cc87c0.gif

[Easy 6]

LMAO yep that resolution means no more ChiefsPlanet

[Buehler445]

I think most people know that I left for a while and while there were a handful of reasons, some known and some not, the main reason I took time off was because I got disgusted with myself for being such an asshole.

Well, I’m kinda feeling today like I’m doing it again.

So my new year’s resolution is to be nicer to people, both here on CP and out there in the big, scary “real world”.

Are you talking about that Bills douche? He doesn't count. :D

I talked to DaFace quite a bit about CP and it's more unsavory aspects, and I did get sucked into a fucking DC thread the other day. That's on me. But largely I tune out of a thread if it is heading toward fuckery. I miss a lot of shit. Like almost all the Krystie Tynes fun I missed, until it spilled over into new threads. But it keeps me out of a lot of fuckery.

Some of it is because I work a fuckton of hours so I don't have time to pile a bunch of reading time into big threads, some of it might be some level of thread ADD. My recommendation is that if a thread hasn't went anywhere real in a page, just don't click on it. I apparently do this subconsciously, but from talking to guys I'm close to, my CP experience is far different than a lot of other guys that stay in threads.

And FUCK DC.

[Bwana]

https://dl-mail.ymail.com/ws/download/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-DGs8AgTquf9XT8kZQf9oEhsrIU5jxw4O0FLx63rMp9nqskGJU6ok_wFZa2SwgfalOstHGQ2SvOzuBlPC52QM-g/messages/@.id==AFGpRVYUh25sX_D9gwPA8BsVgoE/content/parts/@.id==5/raw?appid=YMailNorrin&ymreqid=400bebbd-99dd-f62a-1c11-860001018c00&token=zitEzqOML3j84e6ealFTT5U7-km5qEQF52lp7AcCuBYkB-ZPUI7xDoDZFRp6lzsJEMNjUchE6d0fNWHALqb5p4cGNBgBnM-pmXZePPaMCiBRaGMi_a4dULZHRa_xD1WB

[Megatron96]

I think most people know that I left for a while and while there were a handful of reasons, some known and some not, the main reason I took time off was because I got disgusted with myself for being such an asshole.

Well, I’m kinda feeling today like I’m doing it again.

So my new year’s resolution is to be nicer to people, both here on CP and out there in the big, scary “real world”.

Sooo, you're saying that once you weren't an asshole? Wonder what that ten minutes was like? :p

[htismaqe]

Are you talking about that Bills douche? He doesn't count. :D

I talked to DaFace quite a bit about CP and it's more unsavory aspects, and I did get sucked into a fucking DC thread the other day. That's on me. But largely I tune out of a thread if it is heading toward fuckery. I miss a lot of shit. Like almost all the Krystie Tynes fun I missed, until it spilled over into new threads. But it keeps me out of a lot of fuckery.

Some of it is because I work a fuckton of hours so I don't have time to pile a bunch of reading time into big threads, some of it might be some level of thread ADD. My recommendation is that if a thread hasn't went anywhere real in a page, just don't click on it. I apparently do this subconsciously, but from talking to guys I'm close to, my CP experience is far different than a lot of other guys that stay in threads.

And FUCK DC.

During the day, I often have periods of downtime with literally nothing to do. This place is busy but it isn't busy enough that I am selective about threads. I just butt in on whatever topic is at the top, regardless of what it is.

I need to get out of my office more but I never know when the phone is going to ring.

[htismaqe]

Sooo, you're saying that once you weren't an asshole? Wonder what that ten minutes was like? :p

ROFL

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