Chiefs Signing Dustin Colquitt to the PS

[DaneMcCloud]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is great.... <a href="https://t.co/gITiQGdNY4">https://t.co/gITiQGdNY4</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1347296919517851649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 7, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Rain Man]

Run it back!

(Dustin, I mean. Not the returners of Dustin's kicks.)

[Sassy Squatch]

Townsend okay?

[RunKC]

This is...confusing

[Renegade]

Either Townsend has COVID or he is going to retire a Chief soon

[Shaid]

Well, that's interesting. Have him help with coach up Townsend on holding and get our kicking back on track?

[TLO]

Gonna get him a Super Bowl ring and then retire as a Chief.

[Dante84]

Insurance if Tommy gets hurt in the playoffs, we'll have someone we trust to hold for FG's and XP's.

Veach playing chess again.

[DaneMcCloud]

This is...confusing

It will cost the Chiefs $12k per week to have Colquitt on the PS.

That's pretty cheap insurance if something were to happen to Townsend but most importantly, as a holder for Butker.

[siberian khatru]

I assume that's just COVID insurance, but I thought we already had Tommy's brother for that.

[HayWire]

Why? Just a nice gesture?

Don't get me wrong. Dustin was great but time marches on for everyone.

Plus, isn't Townsends little brother already on the PS?

[KC Hawks]

It's not that confusing.

Ravens signed Tommy's brother when their punter ended up on the COVID list. We needed someone in case it happened to Townsend. Who better than Colquitt?

[carcosa]

PRINT THEM!!!!!!

[Megatron96]

See, I knew we should've just re-signed Dustin for this season. With him as our punter, Butker would've made all those missed XPs that caused us to lose zero games!

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We have signed punter Johnny Townsend.</p>&mdash; Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1344753983135633411?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 31, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[-King-]

Gonna get him a Super Bowl ring and then retire as a Chief.

He was with us last season lol. He already has a ring

[FAX]

Our lucky Colquitt foot.

FAX

[siberian khatru]

It's not that confusing.

Ravens signed Tommy's brother when their punter ended up on the COVID list. We needed someone in case it happened to Townsend. Who better than Colquitt?

Ah, I missed that Ravens move. That explains it then.

[KChiefs1]

Retirement upcoming?

[bobhill]

Thats great news. I love me some Dusty C.

[Easy 6]

Why? Just a nice gesture?

Don't get me wrong. Dustin was great but time marches on for everyone.

Plus, isn't Townsends little brother already on the PS?

It's not that confusing.

Ravens signed Tommy's brother when their punter ended up on the COVID list. We needed someone in case it happened to Townsend. Who better than Colquitt?

Yeah I wasn't aware of this either... NOW it makes perfect sense

[Hammock Parties]

he's got 5 kids to feed!

[Bwana]

Why?

[ChiefBlueCFC]

COLQUITT IS GOING TO SCORE THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN IN THE SUPER BOWL!!!

[dirk digler]

Dustin seemed pretty upset after he was released so I am glad he was able to bury the hatchet.

[DaFace]

I assume that's just COVID insurance, but I thought we already had Tommy's brother for that.

Same. I suppose he might have a bit of an Alex Smith-ian "coach" role too.

[KC_Lee]

COLQUITT IS GOING TO SCORE THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN IN THE SUPER BOWL!!!

KEEP FUC***G DOUBTING DUSTIN COLQUITT!!!!

[Marcellus]

Insurance if Tommy gets hurt in the playoffs, we'll have someone we trust to hold for FG's and XP's.

Veach playing chess again.

YUP, Covid insurance as well.

[HayWire]

Yeah I wasn't aware of this either... NOW it makes perfect sense

Works for me. I think his leg is just about dead but why not. Now we have 2 MVPs

Welcome back Dustin

[TribalElder]

hopefully he gets another ring to rub it in his brothers face every family get together

LETS GO!!!

[DaFace]

Dustin seemed pretty upset after he was released so I am glad he was able to bury the hatchet.

I took his disappointment as being due to the situation rather than a feeling of being wronged. He knows it's a business even if it sucks to be on the losing end of it.

[Tribal Warfare]

PRINT THEM!!!!!!

MVP is back!!!!

[MMXcalibur]

Super Bowl MVP Odds:

Dustin Colquitt -20000000000000000000000000

[ROYC75]

Cheap insurance! 😊

[Chief Northman]

I love this move.

Classy. Well done Veach.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Minshew was jealous of his fu manchu. So now EB can get intel on Jacksonville

[thabear04]

Well Chiefs did have another punter on the PS then the Ravens took him from us. But glad Mr MVP is coming back always wanted him to retire a Chiefs.

[wazu]

YUP, Covid insurance as well.

The real reason. If Townsend gets COVID day before a game it's too late to sign somebody unless already on the PS.

[Demonpenz]

MVP DC

[PHOG]

Well done, Bart Vatch!

[Demonpenz]

the chiefs have 5 people that completed a pass over 35 and DC was one of them LOL

[Graystoke]

I’m down

[Megatron96]

I hope he gets to dress somehow for the SB. Would be a proper send-off for our former MVP.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

The return of the king.

[Deberg_1990]

Run it back....Get him another ring.

[FloridaMan88]

The Chiefs really seem focused on having a Corona back-up plan at the punter position apparently.

[TinyEvel]

Oh, only if there was a low-rent mall photography underwear model named Kristie Colquitt this thread would really take off.

[Tribal Warfare]

Cheap insurance! 😊


Fuck insurance, Chiefs are destined to win the SB now

[TribalElder]

we shouldn't need to punt anymore from here on out though right?

[Dante84]

The Chiefs really seem focused on having a Corona back-up plan at the punter position apparently.

*holder

[big nasty kcnut]

Well he has to beat that dunger broncos brother of his in super bowl wind.

[htismaqe]

The return of the king.

Two rings to rule them all. :D

[Buehler445]

Townsend okay?

It will cost the Chiefs $12k per week to have Colquitt on the PS.

That's pretty cheap insurance if something were to happen to Townsend but most importantly, as a holder for Butker.

I fully support this given the expanded PS for the playoffs.

[Hammock Parties]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErN82JOW8AAgAbv?format=jpg&name=900x900

[HemiEd]

Well he has to beat that dunger broncos brother of his in super bowl wind.

It took me a few hours, but I think I got it.

[SuperBowl4]

what about Dante Hall?

[loochy]

what about Dante Hall?


He's a joystick

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

PS does not effect comp pick