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Otter
01-26-2021, 10:22 PM
Man turns himself into 'black alien' by removing nose, top lip

This is dedication...

https://nypost.com/2021/01/26/man-turns-himself-into-black-alien-by-removing-nose-top-lip/

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Anthony Loffredo had his nose and upper lip removed in an effort to look like a "black alien." Instagram

This wannabe alien has a face only a mother could love.

Anthony Loffredo, a 32-year-old Frenchman who wants to be a “black alien,” has gotten his nose removed in Spain, where it is legal to do so, the Mirror reports.

He also had his upper lip cut off and covered his entire body — including his eyeballs — in tattoos as part of his @the_black_alien_project on Instagram.

And in a reptilian twist, Loffredo also had his tongue split.

Speaking about his latest transformation, he did not reveal when he had the creative work done, or by whom, but said he now struggles to speak after the lip-removal operation.

The oddball plastic surgery aficionado said he now dreams of removing his skin and replacing it with metal, as well as modifying his arms, legs, fingers and the back of his head.

Despite his startling appearance, he says he has no problem attracting members of the opposite sex.

“Thank you to you @oscarmarquezbodymod you will have marked my life … now I can walk with my head high thanks to you I am proud of what we did together,” Loffredo wrote on Instagram about his drastic nose job.

In 2017, he told the French paper Midi Libre: “From a very young age, I have been passionate about mutations and transformations of the human body.

“I had a click when I was a security guard. I realized that I was not living my life the way I wanted. I stopped everything at 24 and left for Australia,” he told the outlet.

“I love getting into the shoes of a scary character. I often settle down somewhere and play a role, especially at night in the dark streets … I explore the contrast between the role I play and myself,” Loffredo added.

DaFace
01-26-2021, 10:27 PM
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Otter
01-26-2021, 10:31 PM
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I see no future scenario where that nose alteration isn't going to cause problems. COVID gonna get him. Also, he strikes me as a guy who has done coke. That's over too.

Sassy Squatch
01-26-2021, 10:32 PM
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carcosa
01-26-2021, 10:33 PM
Good to know about Spain

Otter
01-26-2021, 10:38 PM
just spit the meth into my facehole.

SupDock
01-26-2021, 10:42 PM
So many questions

What if he ever needs to wear glasses. What about sunglasses?
Can he whistle?
Does he save money on lip balm
Is it hard to drink?
Does his phone lock screen still recognize him?
Does he get dry mouth?

Fish
01-26-2021, 10:47 PM
Despite his startling appearance, he says he has no problem attracting members of the opposite sex.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight... constantly fighting off all that thirsty pussy I'm sure...

Jewish Rabbi
01-26-2021, 10:56 PM
Pretty weird that this guy gets more ass than Clay.

Rain Man
01-26-2021, 11:00 PM
You know how you read that there's a structural floor on the unemployment rate of about 2 percent? Meet that 2 percent.

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Speaking about his latest transformation, he did not reveal when he had the creative work done, or by whom, but said he now struggles to speak after the lip-removal operation.

Who could imagine that removing your nose and upper lip and splitting your tongue would cause such a problem?

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The oddball plastic surgery aficionado said he now dreams of removing his skin and replacing it with metal, as well as modifying his arms, legs, fingers and the back of his head.


I bet the same guy who did the risk assessment on his face reviewed this to ensure that there's no risks involved in this.

stevieray
01-26-2021, 11:05 PM
Mama tried.

Why Not?
01-26-2021, 11:16 PM
Every dude who’s ever gotten a shitty tattoo they regret just breathed a sigh of relief.

cmh6476
01-26-2021, 11:53 PM
this is going to be a long two weeks

Pushead2
01-26-2021, 11:55 PM
Another load wasted

T-post Tom
01-27-2021, 12:15 AM
Poor lost soul. That made my stomach hurt.

frozenchief
01-27-2021, 01:35 AM
What surgeon would do that without sending the patient to a psych evaluation?

TwistedChief
01-27-2021, 05:41 AM
Am I the only one who has always pictured BlackOp like this?

Deberg_1990
01-27-2021, 07:24 AM
It’s only legal to do this in Spain?

Bob Dole
01-27-2021, 07:31 AM
What surgeon would do that without sending the patient to a psych evaluation?

The same ones who’d cut off your cock, I assume.

Tonka83
01-27-2021, 07:48 AM
Imagine being someone who was burned or disfigured in an accident and you would give anything to just look normal and knowing there are people who willingly destroy their body just to get attention. Jim Morrison was right. People are strange.

Hammock Parties
01-27-2021, 08:22 AM
Pretty weird that this guy gets more ass than Clay.

Not after I get my alien surgery.

https://i.imgur.com/kynl6sr.gif

WhawhaWhat
01-27-2021, 08:51 AM
Maybe that alien is related to Sammy Watkins (https://www.thebiglead.com/posts/sammy-watkins-believes-he-is-an-alien-01e84wa5hznv).

BigRedChief
01-27-2021, 09:14 AM
How do you tattoo an eye?

Marcellus
01-27-2021, 09:16 AM
Well the dude is French so he obviously surrendered to stupidity.

ChiTown
01-27-2021, 09:17 AM
How do you tattoo an eye?

delicately

DJJasonp
01-27-2021, 09:21 AM
There's got to be an opportunity for him in the film industry.

Think about how many hours of make-up the producers would save by just hiring this guy as a demon/alien/nutjob.

Otter
01-27-2021, 09:29 AM
How do you tattoo an eye?

That's what I was thinking. Hell, I have trouble getting a Visine drop in there and would never be able to wear contacts.

FlaChief58
01-27-2021, 09:38 AM
How do you tattoo an eye?

They inject the ink with a syringe. It's a high risk procedure (no shit) that can result in blindness.

Scleral tattooing is the practice of tattooing the sclera, or white part of the human eye. The dye is not injected into the tissue, but between two layers of the eye, where it spreads out over a large area. The process is not common. Wikipedia

redfan
01-27-2021, 09:50 AM
These crazy kids today, with their nose/lip removal and eyeball tattoos. What will they think of next? I think limb amputation is the next logical step, make a real commitment to your craft. :o)

Hammock Parties
01-27-2021, 09:53 AM
I think limb amputation is the next logical step, make a real commitment to your craft. :o)

I'd fucking love a robot arm.

Left hand, though.

Kman34
01-27-2021, 10:12 AM
So when are the Black Aliens coming???:hmmm:

HemiEd
01-27-2021, 10:25 AM
Craziest crap I read in a while

seclark
01-27-2021, 10:29 AM
Craziest crap I read in a while

No shit
My old man used to backhand me for wearing my hat backwards
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Rain Man
01-27-2021, 10:35 AM
What surgeon would do that without sending the patient to a psych evaluation?

If you look at the quality of the work, I would guess that no surgeon was involved, and probably nobody with any sort of medical training.

Graystoke
01-27-2021, 10:45 AM
We all see it....BLUE

Spott
01-27-2021, 10:49 AM
Saw a guy in San Francisco that did this to himself once, except for the cut off nose. He even had the black eyeballs, which is really creepy looking. He literally looked like some alien from a Star Wars movie.

Holladay
01-27-2021, 11:09 AM
And he was a fairly handsome dude...

Doc must have dropped him on his head at birth.

displacedinMN
01-27-2021, 11:38 AM
Nice ethics doc.

Fish
01-27-2021, 12:08 PM
That would likely cause all kinds of different dental issues, not being able to really close your mouth. He mentions difficulty in talking. WTseriousF?

scho63
01-27-2021, 12:46 PM
Imagine you're interviewing candidates for a job.

Each one is brought into your office when suddenly candidate #5 comes through the door.....WHAT THE FUCK???? ROFL

fan4ever
01-27-2021, 01:59 PM
Not seeing any ears either...by the looks of his original picture they stick out pretty well.

Let's hope they're just pinned back or people are going to think this guy's mental.

redfan
01-27-2021, 02:53 PM
I'd ****ing love a robot arm.

Left hand, though.

Oooooooo yeah, like Furiosa in Mad Max. With interchangeable parts the possibilities are endless! :bang:

Pasta Little Brioni
01-27-2021, 02:55 PM
He didn't get ghosted

Frazod
01-27-2021, 02:55 PM
Looks like a demon version of Paul Winfield's character Dathon in Star Trek Next Generation.

What a sick freak. :shake:

vailpass
01-27-2021, 02:56 PM
Mama tried.

But her pleading he denied.

Pablo
01-27-2021, 02:57 PM
That guy's gonna have a rough cold/flu season going forward.

He'll off himself in 5 years or less though so I doubt it matters.

redfan
01-27-2021, 03:06 PM
I wonder what kind of health problems he'll have 10-15 years from now. Esp. with not being able to close his mouth. Seems like a wonderful way to get infected gums or something worse. I'd love to see a follow-up in a decade or so, if dude makes it that long.

Beef Supreme
01-27-2021, 03:09 PM
Why's it gotta be a black alien? /s

TripleThreat
01-27-2021, 03:13 PM
Has anyone asked yet about how they got the “bones” to make those weird shapes on his head or is it simply a product of make up?

Valiant
01-27-2021, 03:17 PM
Has anyone asked yet about how they got the “bones” to make those weird shapes on his head or is it simply a product of make up?

Surgical steel implants

1COOLDOG
01-27-2021, 03:31 PM
What chick wouldn't love his split tongue?

Marcellus
01-27-2021, 03:31 PM
If a Deberg thread were a person.

thabear04
01-27-2021, 04:02 PM
So we seen a guy who turned themselves into a Cat,Lizard and Snake.

Why Not?
01-27-2021, 04:08 PM
ROFLIf a Deberg thread were a person.

PHOG
01-27-2021, 04:18 PM
Not seeing any ears either...by the looks of his original picture they stick out pretty well.

Let's hope they're just pinned back or people are going to think this guy's mental.

I would hope most people would think he's mental with or without ears...but yeah.

displacedinMN
01-27-2021, 04:38 PM
Imagine you're interviewing candidates for a job.

Each one is brought into your office when suddenly candidate #5 comes through the door.....WHAT THE FUCK???? ROFL

Sure-you are not supposed to discriminate on the basis of ... blah blah


But Oh my. How could you hire him and be the face of the company.


Also-is this a form of blackface?

Rain Man
01-27-2021, 04:41 PM
I'd ****ing love a robot arm.

Left hand, though.


You can have a robot arm without removing your original one, though, and having a robot arm coming out of your sternum would be both stylish and useful.

We shouldn't limit ourselves to replacing original equipment. This black alien guy really screwed up with that thinking. Don't cut off part of your nose. Add two smaller noses below your eyes. And instead of cutting off part of your lip, add a longer muzzle that has a cut off lip. The black alien guy thinks he's being clever and original, but he's really just proving to me that he doesn't have much imagination.

Rain Man
01-27-2021, 04:45 PM
Sure-you are not supposed to discriminate on the basis of ... blah blah


But Oh my. How could you hire him and be the face of the company.


Also-is this a form of blackface?

I once got a job resume from someone who gave me both his birth name and his "performing name". He had some other weird stuff on his resume, so I googled him out of curiosity and he was definitely going for the circus freakshow look. I assume that his resume was just an unemployment scam because he didn't even approach any of the qualifications that we require. He did not survive the first round of resume screenings so I didn't get to interview him.

Beef Supreme
01-27-2021, 05:53 PM
I would hope most people would think he's mental with or without ears...but yeah.

But maybe he would look smarter if he wore glasses. Can't. No ears.

JakeF
01-27-2021, 05:58 PM
Did they tattoo his entire body to make his skin dark or is it some kind of stain?

Nose is disgusting. Removing that part of his lip is going to make him drool all over everything.

Yuck.

lwardo9
01-28-2021, 03:39 AM
lived in barcelona and guy walked past my window most days. wears a beret and does what he likes. obviously

Mahomes_Is_God
01-28-2021, 04:19 AM
Body dysphoria is a terrible, terrible mental illness. One of the greatest sins of modern day society is enabling these poor souls.

Deberg_1990
01-28-2021, 07:49 AM
That guy's gonna have a rough cold/flu season going forward.

He'll off himself in 5 years or less though so I doubt it matters.

The covid will get him before anything else.

Marcellus
01-28-2021, 08:41 AM
Body dysphoria is a terrible, terrible mental illness. One of the greatest sins of modern day society is enabling these poor souls.

Well the good news is they can serve in the military again now and have access to fire arms. SMH

Rain Man
01-28-2021, 12:34 PM
Well the good news is they can serve in the military again now and have access to fire arms. SMH

I wonder what a superstitious tribal al quaeda guy would do if he suddenly encountered a black alien Special Forces guy. I bet he would lose a critical couple of seconds bringing his gun up.

Marcellus
01-28-2021, 01:49 PM
I wonder what a superstitious tribal al quaeda guy would do if he suddenly encountered a black alien Special Forces guy. I get he would lose a critical couple of seconds bringing his gun up.

Hard to argue against this. That WTF? moment would cost some dudes their lives.

vailpass
01-28-2021, 02:13 PM
Body dysphoria is a terrible, terrible mental illness. One of the greatest sins of modern day society is enabling these poor souls.

It blows me away that there are surgeons who will performs these procedures.

Marcellus
01-28-2021, 02:17 PM
It blows me away that there are surgeons who will performs these procedures.

Did this shouldn't shock you in the slightest when you compare to other "procedures" performed by doctors in the name of women's reproductive rights.

Spott
01-28-2021, 02:17 PM
All these surgeries and he didn’t give himself a giant pair of tits? What a waste.

Otter
01-28-2021, 02:43 PM
All these surgeries and he didn’t give himself a giant pair of tits? What a waste.

Now that would have been the kicker. Sporting a big 'ol pair of greyish/purple double Ds on top of everything else.

Someone set this man (?) up with a GoFundMe. He's not allowed to get nipples though. That would be too conventional. Make sure that's in the agreement.

Rain Man
01-28-2021, 02:48 PM
Now that would have been the kicker. Sporting a big 'ol pair of greyish/purple double Ds on top of everything else.

Someone set this man (?) up with a GoFundMe. He's not allowed to get nipples though. That would be too conventional. Make sure that's in the agreement.

A pair? Go with three as an homage to Total Recall.

Otter
01-28-2021, 02:51 PM
A pair? Go with three as an homage to Total Recall.

Rain Man, you're always one step ahead.

displacedinMN
01-28-2021, 05:04 PM
All these surgeries and he didn’t give himself a giant pair of tits? What a waste.

Al Bundy said "Two in the front and one in the back for dancing"

JimNasium
01-28-2021, 05:12 PM
This girl lived close to you?

FlaChief58
01-28-2021, 05:20 PM
You know how you read that there's a structural floor on the unemployment rate of about 2 percent? Meet that 2 percent.


He's holding out for a management position

Flying High D
01-28-2021, 08:23 PM
Bring him in for a look?